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    Default [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

    In order to celebrate my tenth anniversary at TPM, I decided to try out some new versions of old Games here at GGG.

    Welcome to Twisted Wishes v.9

    What happens is, the first person will make a wish...

    I wish my soda wasn't warm.

    Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives. Then he/she posts a new wish...

    Granted. Now it's boiling!

    I wish I was the king of the world.

    And the process continues to repeat itself.

    Granted, now you have thousands of assassins trying to kill you.

    Please abide by the PCG forum rules as well as the general TPM rules.


    I wish I could win a game of tennis.

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    Granted! You win by disqualification (the other player couldn't show up for some reason).

    I wish there were more romantic-comedy anime series.


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    Granted, all animes become this. As a result anime fans everywhere hunt you down for ruining all of their action, adventure, horror, etc animes.

    I wish Earth to be a perfect world.
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    Default Re: [GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

    Granted, but some people count Mars and other planets as parts of world, too, so because of this, the other planets are destroyed, and after Sun is gone, too, Earth is left alone, and drifting in the empty space, it's not perfect any more.

    I wish I found a way to keep my posters from falling down from the walls of my room.

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    Granted. You walk into a department store and buy a can of what looks like poster glue, but upon putting it on the back of your posters, you find out that it is acidic as it completely destroys your favourite poster.

    I wish this cold wasn't lasting as long as it has been.
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    Granted. It now lasts three times as long.

    I wish to be able to travel to other worlds.
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    Granted, you get to travel to your least favourite videogame world.

    I wish sweets weren't harmful for teeth.

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    Granted, but now they become very harmful to your tongue.

    I wish to have a real drum set.


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    Granted. You end up getting a set of oil drums, which explode the moment you try to hit them with a drumstick.

    I wish it was impossible to have a bad day.
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    Granted but now you can neither have a good day either and your life becomes super boring and you days consist of nothing and you got nothing to tell to other people.

    I wish I learned a new Spanish word every day.

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    Granted but you forget the word the very next day.

    I wish to win 5 or more plushies this week
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    Granted! You win more than 5 plushies on one day, forcing you to give the others (since you get to possess only three plushies within 24 hours). By the way, I accept donations

    I wish to be blind. (just wondering how this wish is going to be twisted)


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    Granted. You'll be the new singer in Blind Guardian, my favourite Metal band.

    I wish Blind Guardian had a female singer.

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    Granted but she is unable to sing and thus causes the band to break up.


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    Granted! *Throws Fett One into Outer Space*

    I wish to be a Sherlock Holmes-type detective.


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    Granted. But Puerto Rico has no crime, so you have no work.

    I wish the Finnish Parliament had fewer MPs with low experience.

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    Granted. The Finnish Parliament now has 0 MPs...as a result, the party collapses, and Finland is forced to accept the tough blow.

    I wish I had instructions on how to get rid of the annoying Google Redirect virus.
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    Granted but ten people close to you had to die to get you those instructions.

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    Granted, you become accustomed so quickly that the computer can't follow you. For example, when you think of updating a program, your computer is slower than you and it gets very annoying.

    I wish Wii U was out already.

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    Granted but it's even harder to find then the Wii was.

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    Granted. Your stories are all deleted, as well as any future ones you may decide to write and post on TPM.

    I wish there was a segment of a new 1,000 Ways To Die episode showing one of the gruesomest deaths of a terrorist.
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    Granted but it is so heavily edited that a 5 year old could watch it with no problems.

    I wish Facebook would go back to the previous version.
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    Granted, but all the accounts get deleted in the process.

    I wish my musical taste was more sophisticated.

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    Granted! However your tastes become too sophisticated for everyone else to like and you end up liking music that everyone else hates.

    I wish the heat wasn't as intense as it has been lately.


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    Granted. The heat begins to decrease so much, that instead of being really hot, it becomes really cold as a result, threatening to turn your town into something out of the Ice Age.

    I wish I had an all-in-one device for making any kind of frozen treat.
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    Granted but it blows a fuse in your house every time its used.

    I wish hackers didn't exist.
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    Granted but that results in a global lack of innovation and computer programming falls behind and cyberelectronics don't advance anymore.

    I wish I had an absolute pitch.

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    Granted. You now have a baseball pitch that cannot be beat.

    I wish my freaking paycheck would arrive on time.

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    Granted. It arrives on time but its for less than what you are suppose to get.

    I wish to have a year supply of peanut butter ice-cream.
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    Granted, you get a supply for one year of planet Mercury. 88 days.

    I wish my laptop had a warranty for 10 years of planet Neptune (1640 years).

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    Granted, but it gets broken after a 1 day use and its reparation takes 6 neptune months. Are you ready for this routine?

    I wish I could level up faster in Maplestory.


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    Granted, you level up so quickly that the game can't keep up and crashes.

    I wish a new Captain Planet cartoon would be made.
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    Granted. In the first episode, Captain Planet is trapped in another toxic acid bubble that prevents him from returning to the Earth to recharge (that was originally in the season 4 episode Future Shock), but this one ends up destroying him, thus making the new cartoon last for only one episode.

    I wish I knew if the Wii Zapper is compatible on homebrew Wii emulators for games that require you to shoot at the screen to hit enemies (e.g. the SNES game Yoshi's Safari).
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    Granted, but the only way to find out that is to buy 1,000 Wii games, leading you to bankruptcy.

    I wish Nightwish's upcoming album was better than excepted.

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    Granted, it does so well that none of their other records can ever compete.

    I wish the stars could be seen at night in the City despite all of the lights being on.
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    Granted! Now all the stars are as close as the sun. (get ready for the disappearance of the night and an accelerated global warming)

    I wish everyone had a complete specialty in their respective field (a lawyer having a complete understanding of his profession, a computer technician being completely skilled both in hardware/software management, and so on...)


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    Granted, but now everyone can do only one job and I'm pretty sure even a superb lawyer has to know how to cook, for instance.

    I wish girls didn't refuse when I ask them for a dance.

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    Granted. Now you have more girls than you know what to do with harassing you for dances.

    I wish Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill will continue to voice Batman and Joker for the next 20 years.
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    ONE WEEK RULE? More like 22 days!

    Granted, but Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill develop a voice that can't be heard with normal human ears.

    I wish I could buy some real Pokemon by using my TPM postcount.

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    Granted. They all are pure Poison types though, which unfortunately for you, prove to be real bad Pokemon to have around the place due to their toxic gases.

    I wish that the next comedy show to come to my province would have a guest appearance by the duo of Wayne Brady and Jonathan Mangum.
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