[GAME] My Pokemon Wins Yours!

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Bill Gates because he's a LOT richer than Oprah ever will be!

[Knight of Time]

Warren Buffett, because he's apparently now the richest person in the world.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Buffett's hard-working employees because Buffett himself had to pay only 19% of his income in federal taxes while his employees paid 33%.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Warren's cousin Jimmy because he is the inly person to sing about eating a cheeseburger in paridise!

[Fett One]

Weird Al because he is the only person to sing about the Amish lifestyle as though it's a paradise.

[Knight of Time]

The Learning Channel (TLC for short), because one of the shows they air happens to be called Breaking Amish.

[Blademaster]

PBS, because edutainment > education.

[Fett One]

FOX because it doesn't require donations to stay on the air.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Adult Swim on CN at night because THEY revived Family Guy TWICE where FOX cancelled it and then picked up again only because of how popular it was.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Children because they enjoy water more than some swimming adults.

[kaBoMBer's Notebook]

Eels because they can swim without limbs and scare away the children.

[Knight of Time]

Electric eels, because despite not being a true eel, they have the ability to generate strong electricity.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Eelektross because it is an Eel that somehow can live out of water despite the fact eels are aquatic and has Rain Dance and Aqua Tail as the only Water type moves it can learn!

[Fett One]

Onix, because Eelektross won't last long in a fight against one.

[Knight of Time]

Kyogre, because with its Drizzle ability and a strong Water type move, an Onix would surely lose to it.

[Blademaster]

Zekrom. Dragons can tank Water attacks and Electric attacks like an accuracy-buffed Thunder would bring Kyogre down pretty fast.

[Oslo]

A Master Ball, 'cause ain't no Zekrom gonna fight its way out of one of those.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

GS Ball, because nobody knows what's inside it.

[Fett One]

Professor Oak because if anyone can figure out what is in the GS ball it's him.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Kami from Dragonball, since, while he has nothing to do with GS BALL, he has created the seven DragonBALLs used to summon a dragon that can grant any wish.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Broly because he can blow up Kami without any effort!

[Fett One]

Goku because he's the one person that can stop Broly

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Naruto because his anime series have overtaken Dragonball (Z/GT/Kai) in popularity in many regions.

[Fett One]

Batman because he's the most popular fictional character around

[Blademaster]

A handgun. If not for Wayne's parents being shot, Batman would never have come into being.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

A small toy gun, because it's almost impossible to kill anybody with a toy gun, unless you mean a case like (Spoiler:) Kitano Takeshi in Battle Royale, who gets killed himself by Nanahara Shuya while threatening Nakagawa Noriko with a toy gun.

[Knight of Time]

A pen gun, because it can deal the deadly element of surprise if misused, as shown in the 1000 Ways to Die segment "Written Offed".

[Fett One]

A gun blade, because you get two ways of killing someone (slashing/shooting).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

The Government because it can restrict any use of weapons.

[Blademaster]

One man, because he can start the revolution that topples that government.

[Fett One]

The Force because no one man is a match for the power of the Force.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Mass because, according to Isaac Newton, you need a greater force to change the velocity of the object when its mass increases, as in the formula, F = ma.

[Fett One]

Space because without gravity mass is meaning less.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Palkia beacuse it CONTROLS space!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Team Galactic because they are going to blow up the entire world with the help of Sinnoh Pokemon.

[Fett One]

Team Rocket because they trump all other teams.

[Blademaster]

Mewtwo because it beat the shit out of Team Rocket, their boss, AND their boss' command center/Gym.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Deoxys because it not only came from outer space but it also can change forms and Can outspeed Mewtwo quite easily.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ash Ketchum because he always saves the world when it's about Legendary Pokemon.

[Fett One]

Ash's mom because she is the one person that can stop him.