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[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

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[RaZoR LeAf]

This thread needs more girls!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

In case someone was wondering, no, my attachment wasn't deleted, because, well, there was no attachment. Though there's no denying I have some explicit material among my drawings. Anyways, to compensate that blatant spam, here you go a picture I drew on 2002/03/03:

[DarkestLight]

All myreffings will be done tomorrow as I will have 2 solid hours of internet time to do so. Sorry for the delay. Hopefully I'll have time for the tree by the 24th...if I'm not comatose by then

[RaZoR LeAf]

Happy Apocalypse everyone, see you on the other side!

[Cynder]

If the world does end, then we're all screwed and saying goodbye is pointless. In any case, goodbye! :U

[Ayeun]

Speaking as a gamer, I've played enough to look on the bright side here...

In the game Shadowrun, they have an event in the early 21st century called the awakening, where people turn in to elves and dragons, or get magic powers...

Or things like X-day, where the mutant population blooms (X-Men comics).

It doesn't have to be a bad thing today...

[RaZoR LeAf]

Dibs on transmutation, telekinesis or mind control.

[BTPoke]

Dibs on Teleportation, Invisibility, or Telekinesis :3

[Oslo]

Dibs of exceptional coolness and overall awesomeness.

Oh wait...

Already got that.

[Rossymore]

Well can whatever it is hurry up. It's half eleven for me and I am not known for my patience.

But not that it matters, the world can't end, I have a date in two weeks. Apocalypse can wait until after that.

Also, if I ever want a power, it has to be time freezing with the ability to interact normally with other objects in their frozen state. Now that's a superpower.

[BTPoke]

^ And an overpowered one at that.

[DarkestLight]

>.> Uhh Power Empath :/ Overpowered, yes, but hell. If Peter PETRELLI (pre Season 3 Heroes )rocked it, so can I.

[Ayeun]

I hope to god I wake up tomorrow and Pokemon have inhabited the world...

To me, God will always be the guy who was like Pokemon? Fu*k that... CANCER!

[BTPoke]

For all we know, it could be the end of the world tomorrow. However, instead of everyone dying, it's pretty much the end of THIS world, but the beginning of a NEW one!

More specificially, the POKEMON world!

[Rossymore]

Any moment now, we'll hear the music, Pokemon will fall from the sky and a booming voice will echo through the sky. "THE WORLD OF POKEMON!"

Make it happen GameFreak, er, God.

[Blademaster]

So... You're all just accepting the impending end, huh?

Just who the Hell do you think you are, ASB?

We've hit 'the end' millions of times before, just so we could build further along that path, remember?! We have more now than we ever did before - far more than we need. When and where the 'end' is is up to YOU now. There's no need to worry about anything!

Remember when the Ice Age was to be 'the end?' Did we die, cold and alone in our ancestral caves? No, we harnessed the power of fire itself, and used it to carve out civilization and tame the very land we walked on!

When sickness was the end - the unknowable angel of death sent by demons and angry gods, we endured then. We looked closer. We found our microscopic enemy, and we CONQUERED it.

When we found the endless expanses of the seas, where every other being reached their natural limit and could never move forward, did we accept that same fate? No. We built great vessels of wood and iron, and we CROSSED THE OCEANS.

And when we'd crossed all that we could, and made every last sea available to us our own to sail - every of the seven continents ours to tread upon and build - we turned our gaze up to the skies. We pondered a dream held since the dawn of man: We wanted to fly through the skies. That MUST have been our limit; our very end, right? WRONG. We made our way beyond the limits of God and Nature once again, and crafted for ourselves WINGS that would take us high into the sky, and then higher than the heavens themselves.

And yet people still think this Mayan hocus-pocus will stop us? Hah!

We will not end. Throughout history, we have defied the odds and pushed beyond all known boundaries. Whether it was laughable, plausible, or even POSSIBLE, we have ALWAYS stayed true and continued on our way. No wall kept us back. No misdirection could divert our course.

We will do the same today!

If our world ends today, then we'll RESTART it!

If our everything vanishes, then we'll BUILD IT ANEW with our blood, sweat, and tears!

Because we embody a different Apocalypse. An Apocalypse for Apocalypses themselves: humankind. No prophet or Mayan or Nostradamus could EVER predict us, where we've gone, where we've yet to tread.

We will NOT GIVE IN. Our spirit will NOT FALTER. Not tomorrow, and not ever!

So remember that when you wake up! When you go to your window to see if the world is still outside, remember!

REMEMBER YOU!

REMEMBER ME!

REMEMBER US!

And put that lame old Apocalypse in its place! Stay strong, stay true, and ask it:

JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!

[DarkestLight]

unable to stopmcomplete genocide in the form of complete terraformation of the planet due to tectonic volcanic upheaval in explosive quantities coupled with human intuition coming to falter against ehm in the form o explosive fires from underground systems?


Just tot start :/

[BTPoke]

welp, it's December 21, and I'm still alive. Yay~

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I see no Pokemon in the skies. I see only a Northern sunset and it's 03:22 PM here in Finland.

[Ash0011]

oh wait its supposed to end on the 21st, huh oh well another end theory goes flat

[ChobiChibi]

Anyone who genuinely thought the world would end... Are just silly.

And if it did by some weird freak incident, they wouldn't be here to say I told you so.

Win-win situation!

[BTPoke]

Let's just assume that Link saved the world.

'Cause then those cocky apocalypse theorists can still say the world was SUPPOSED to end

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Now that we have survived the end of the world, should we restart the chat thread and call it:

THE NEW WORLD?

[Ayeun]

[Edretah]

Alright so RL told me we cant just flat out buy pokemon anymore, and the only way to get pokemon are through Safari Zone or Eggs. So say i want to go to the safari zone.. how does one do such a thing nowadays

[BTPoke]

Go look in the "TPM Safari Zone" thread. That should have everything you need to know.

[Blademaster]

Sleep-deprived inspirational speech is over, Apocalypse is over, day after Apocalypse is over... Time to rant and rave some more.

unable to stopmcomplete genocide in the form of complete terraformation of the planet due to tectonic volcanic upheaval in explosive quantities coupled with human intuition coming to falter against ehm in the form o explosive fires from underground systems?


Just tot start :/

Aren't you a geo-whatever-ist? You should know better than me that shit like that simply cannot just SPONTANEOUSLY happen. We'd see signs, we'd have warning, we'd have time to try to fix it or (more likely) build something with which to promptly get some of us the fuck out of Dodge.

P.S. Don't type when you're drunk. It absolutely shits on your credibility when your argument is full of typos.

[DarkestLight]

Tell that to the folks of Sumatra, Japan, Haiti and everywhere else that has had an earthquake just shit on their lives in the last 20 years :/ Spontaneity can and does happen in relation to geologic events. Sure-you can argue that you can see pressures building under certain areas, but when random quakes hit where there's no underlying pressure epicenters, then logic is tossed to the wayside.

Chaos Theory 305: Never remove spontaneity from the equation.

P.S: Me, Drunk? Never!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Gotta love the post-apocalyptic Blademaster VS DarkestLight battle of minds...

Japan Tsunami in 2011 wasn't the first tsunami ever. There were times with no polar ice caps before in the history of our planet, for instance in dinosaur times. Were dinosaurs bad to Mother Nature and it summoned that meteor to hit them?

I'm not drunk but this reminds me, I woke up 2 1/2 hours ago and haven't eaten or taken my morning medicine yet.

[Blademaster]

Spontaneity can and does happen in relation to geologic events.

The entire planet just suddenly vomiting its guts out with enough force to end all human life everywhere instantaneously? No. This is IRL Earth. Not Earth as directed by Michael Bay.

[DarkestLight]

Did it 6 times before :/ Pretty sure it can happen again.

[Blademaster]

I don't doubt it's happened before. I do doubt that it happened within a time frame so small that it killed everything everywhere at once. Even the Great Dying took... what, hundreds of thousands of years? Might be an eye blink on geological timescales, but to us that's enough time for even modern-day humans to get their shit together and nigrig some kind of supership and evac before the place turns into Mustafar.

[Oslo]

THIS TOPIC IS DUMB LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING BETTER





WHICH IS THE ULTIMATE KING POKEMON?

(Spoiler:) every answer is correct except for seaking :O

[Blademaster]

My ASB answer: Kingdra
My Smogon answer: Slaking

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I wish I had pants.

[Ayeun]

FUCK YEAH! SEAKING!

[BTPoke]

I'm sorry, guys, you're both wrong.



Eff yeah, kingler.

[Cynder]

NIDOKING!NI-DO-KING!

[DarkestLight]

All kings suck :/ All of them. Even Kingdra, who I like. :/