McDonphan's [Chat Thread]

[Kumori]

Idk. But changing subject, my dad just said: "You are the only person in the world who hates Nicholas Cage, so shut up".

Who even likes Nicholas Cage? His face looks like it's been squished, heheheheh.

[RaZoR LeAf]

Nicholas Cage is a legend!

Did I say legend? I meant tool. Nicholas Cage is a tool!

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

What would Nicolas Cage be as a pokemon?

Oh imagine a Yamask with his face!

[RaZoR LeAf]

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Nicholas Cage is a legend!

Did I say legend? I meant tool. Nicholas Cage is a tool!

He wasn't bad in the movie The Family Man. Also, he is officially related by marriage to Elvis.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

Have mercy on us all.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

What would Nicolas Cage be as a pokemon?

Oh imagine a Yamask with his face!

Honey Boo Boo and any one on Jersey Shore as a Yamask face would be horrifying as well!

[ChobiChibi]

Idk. But changing subject, my dad just said: "You are the only person in the world who hates Nicholas Cage, so shut up".

Who even likes Nicholas Cage? His face looks like it's been squished, heheheheh.

THIS. OH GOD THIS.

Bf adores him. I do not agree.

Liam Neeson however. Phwoar. So much ass kickery for such an old man.

[Ayeun]

Thomas Beatie is genetically a woman, and bore a child in the womb 'he' still had. No amount of nipping, tucking and bottles of testosterone will change the fact that he was born a woman and used those female organs to bear a child. It was not a male pregnancy, is was a 'female on male hormones' pregnancy. He also had them by Caesarean and not through natural child birth. Men can't handle the pain of childbirth because they do not have a vagina to force a bowling ball out of. Sorry, but I have issues with people saying it was a male pregnancy when it clearly wasn't.

On the other hand, women will never know how painful it is to be kicked in the balls.

Taken from Wikipedia

Yuval Topper, an Israeli transgender female-male, gave birth to a child on December 28, 2011.[27] Richard Guzzo, a Canadian female-male transgender who at the time believed to be transgendered, gave birth to a succession of children in the years 2001, 2004, 2007 and most recently became the first trans identified male to give birth to natural twins in June 2011. Although Richard previously identified as a transgender male, new medical evidence suggests that Richard may actually have an intersex condition, CAH.

Don't know how this fits in to that logic then...

And enough tran-bashing, ok?

[Blademaster]

Hey, don't you assholes be making fun of Nicholas Cage - he's my favorite cartoon character!

[Edretah]

Wow, i missed alot today.

[Kumori]

Wow, i missed alot today.

All you missed was Nicholas Cage

[Ayeun]

I want this as the forums 'header' by the end of the year... Just sayin'... Or maybe as a trophy for a contest!

All you missed was Nicholas Cage

Nominated for "Quote of the year"!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Ayeun, is your royal princess privilege to nominate more than one quote? OK, I'll answer myself, IT IS! GO AYEUN! <3 Your body is too lovely to be touched by manly greedy hands! <3

Also, I actually have tried mixing ASB and Mt. Moon, but my eccentric posts are always overlooked.

[Kumori]

Guys why is my stepdad watching SuperScrimpers

He doesn't need to know about sewing or plumbers... ...he needs to know about perkemens

Also guys, I love Cheren. Am I the only one who thinks Cheren is awesome and smexy in his BW2 form

[CaptainJigglypuff]

My grandma's dish soap smells like beer. I am not kidding. The entire week I was there, I smelled beer while doing the dishes. And this isn't a faint beer odor either. It was as if you shoved your nose into a beer can! And why in the world would she store empty flat Ziploc bags in the freezer?!!!

[Kumori]

My grandma's dish soap smells like beer. I am not kidding. The entire week I was there, I smelled beer while doing the dishes. And this isn't a faint beer odor either. It was as if you shoved your nose into a beer can! And why in the world would she store empty flat Ziploc bags in the freezer?!!!

lolwat
I have no idea how to respond so I will just

"I see dead people"

[CaptainJigglypuff]

lolwat
I have no idea how to respond so I will just

"I see dead people"

Well I see living people!

[kaBoMBer's Notebook]

Sorry I'm late to the Cage bandwagon, but this had to be shared.

[BTPoke]

I just noticed something that I should've noticed a month or so ago.

This snivy: Snivy F (@Contrary / Knows *Dragon Dance)
This is the snivy I got from grey in a bundle in the previous tree (which I then gave to KoT), and I just noticed something about it.

Grey, why did you teach "Dragon Dance" to a pokemon that has "Contrary" for its ability?

[DarkestLight]

o.o Snatch.

[Rossymore]

Nah, Coil's where it's at. Or try using Growth in the sun. Or just spam Leaf Storm until something dies.

[RaZoR LeAf]

I just noticed something that I should've noticed a month or so ago.

This snivy: Snivy F (@Contrary / Knows *Dragon Dance)
This is the snivy I got from grey in a bundle in the previous tree (which I then gave to KoT), and I just noticed something about it.

Grey, why did you teach "Dragon Dance" to a pokemon that has "Contrary" for its ability?

He didn't

[Knight of Time]

Maybe Greyfox was expecting the Snivy that hatched to have Overgrow instead of Contrary? Either way, since Dragon Dance and Contrary wouldn't work together well, is the only way for my Snivy to forget Dragon Dance to get some battle experience and 4 other Move Tutor moves (presuming the last one would "overwrite" Dragon Dance?)?

[DarkestLight]

SNATCH! >> Something uses Snatch when that Snivy uses Dragon DANCE, THEY LOSE Atk /Spd

[Knight of Time]

Oh yeah...now that I think of it, that may be a clever strategy to try in an ASB battle, thanks DarkestLight.

Err, wait a second though, if the effects of Dragon Dance were snatched away by a Pokemon, wouldn't it get a boost in its attack and speed if the Dragon Dance user had Contrary? That part is rather confusing to me right now (though I do know how Snatch works, it baffles me to how it would work in this scenario).

[BTPoke]

oh. I see, he breeded it xDDD
ok, then.

[Oslo]

Actually, this issue has come up before in a battle I reffed! This is what Grey concluded and I think it makes the most sense.

[RaZoR LeAf]

Maybe Greyfox was expecting the Snivy that hatched to have Overgrow instead of Contrary? Either way, since Dragon Dance and Contrary wouldn't work together well, is the only way for my Snivy to forget Dragon Dance to get some battle experience and 4 other Move Tutor moves (presuming the last one would "overwrite" Dragon Dance?)?

You couldn't just, not use Dragon Dance instead of needing to forget it. If you were ever to breed the pokemon, you may be able to pass it on (providing it's male)

[BTPoke]

Ugh. Taking ACTs tomorrow. Only thing I really have to worry about is the math portion, which is probably going to murder me.

[Blademaster]

You'll do fine. Just believe in yourself.

[Kumori]

Ugh. Taking ACTs tomorrow. Only thing I really have to worry about is the math portion, which is probably going to murder me.

I hate maths too

[Ayeun]

Are we back? Really back? Like, its not gonna crash and die for 3 days again?

YAY!!! We're BACK!!!

[BTPoke]

Next thing you know it crashes again and dies for 3 days again... only 'cause you said that xD

So, yeah, I ended up rescheduling my day to take the ACTs. My mom hit a deer with her car the night before the ACTs. Mom's fine, but the bumper sure isn't, so I had to reschedule. xD

[Ayeun]

I... kinda checked the forums every 5 minutes... to see if it was back up



I have no life.

[Kumori]

I... kinda checked the forums every 5 minutes... to see if it was back up



I have no life.

Bitch please, I checked like every two seconds XD

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I like mathematics.

[DarkestLight]

O.o Yet there's no battle postings in the things Im reffing, what's that about?

[Kumori]

I hate maths. Even for the easiest of reffing calculations, I will just whip out a calculator and do it on the calculator.

[Oslo]

Oslo can do simple addition/subtraction without much strain but anything more and he just ends up ing.

Three cheers for the Humanities!