Hey, I'm not single and I didn't get anything for valentine's day. We evacuated the house cos one of my housemates was being a cleanfreakobsessiveperson with a date, went to Nandos on a spontaneous double date (which I paid for lol), wrote an essay and then... What happened next is not for TPM's eyes >>

But if he managed to tie me down 6 years ago, there's hope for the rest of you tooooo. Oslo I will find you a hot British man!

Rossy, TPM UK 2 may be happening soon, you game bro?