Quote Originally Posted by Knight of Time View Post
Granted. Instead, drinking beer causes people to hallucinate, making them see things that aren't really there.
But it ALREADY does that!

As for Mikachu's wish....

Granted. Everything literally including the Sun, Moon, and the international space station, falls out of the sky and lands on top of you and thus killing you upon impact.

I wish I could get rid of Natalie Portman and her possible anti-Christ son once and for all!