McDonphan's [Chat Thread]

[Ayeun]

Who here wants to give me internet hugs? I need some love atm

*LESBIAN ATTACK*

I'm here love. What's wrong? Talk to Ayay, she will listen. *Lowers your head to her bosom, and pats the back of your head*

But in all seriousness, whats wrong darlin?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

*can't help staring*

[BTPoke]

Who here wants to give me internet hugs? I need some love atm

Awwh

What's wrong, kum?

[Kumori]

MEN.
It's like they just forget that we have rights outside of a kitchen.
*lesbian snuggles Ayeun*
(Maybe that'll work in my favour when I burn the kitchen down...)

[Ayeun]

Darlin, I swore off men YEARS ago for the same reason. Infact, I swore off men BEFORE they started telling me to make them a sammich in the kitchen.

And I have never looked back. Ever.

But in all seriousness, if you are going to be straight and be attracted to men, and you don't want to deal with that.... Try:

"I'll make you a sandwich when YOU make me orgasm!"

Worked for me the last time it happened.

[Emerald_Gen.3]

"I'll make you a sandwich when YOU make me orgasm!"

Nominated for best quote of the year next year. Anyway do what I do when my mom bitches at me for some stupid thing...don't give a shit and eat.

[Ayeun]

Anyway do what I do when my mom bitches at me for some stupid thing...don't give a shit and eat.

When your mum bitches at you for some stupid thing, you say "Yes mum, I love you.", and then do it. Never EVER get angry at your mother. She cleaned your ass when you were a baby (Coz your daddy sure as shit didn't), she cared for you, fed you, carried you, patched up your boo-boos, wiped your tears, kissed your sores... Shes your MUM! and for that, you should really be able to take 10 minutes out of your whatever time to help her... She ISN'T asking for much, just a little respect and a little help.

Ayeun's advise column - Make this a thing!

[Emerald_Gen.3]

When your mum bitches at you for some stupid thing, you say "Yes mum, I love you.", and then do it. Never EVER get angry at your mother. She cleaned your ass when you were a baby (Coz your daddy sure as shit didn't), she cared for you, fed you, carried you, patched up your boo-boos, wiped your tears, kissed your sores... Shes your MUM! and for that, you should really be able to take 10 minutes out of your whatever time to help her... She ISN'T asking for much, just a little respect and a little help.

Ayeun's advise column - Make this a thing!

I get what you're saying but she acts like she's perfect and flawless all the time and always blames me and my brothers for things she does and that's where my bitching about her comes from, so Kumori don't really take my advice just take Ms. Advice Column's over here . Also this is very irrelevant but is your gym open Aye?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Men and kitchen? I got a seizure in our kitchen today. It was because I had to clean up the oven. I have never done that all by myself.

But now I have calmed down, the detergent is working, and soon I'll be ready to take the final challenge and wipe it out as advised.

[Kumori]

I almost burned down my kitchen once. Yes, I'm sure men want me to make them a sandwich, I'll end up burning down the kitchen...

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Update: I didn't manage to wipe out everything. Another go with the detergent in progress.

[Ayeun]

I get what you're saying but she acts like she's perfect and flawless all the time and always blames me and my brothers for things she does and that's where my bitching about her comes from, so Kumori don't really take my advice just take Ms. Advice Column's over here . Also this is very irrelevant but is your gym open Aye?

Mums are like that. And they have earnt that right, don't you think?

My last gym battle was with Etradeth, and he went AWOL 2 months ago. I've posted for Oslo to 86 it, and when that goes through, I'll chalange you. (If a mod was around, I WAS looking at doing some renovations in there before hand, but that can wait till after our fight.)

I almost burned down my kitchen once. Yes, I'm sure men want me to make them a sandwich, I'll end up burning down the kitchen...

My grandma and I have a ritual, once a week, of setting off the smoke alarm in our kitchen. Not by fire or anything, but just with the oil fumes getting to it before the extraction fans. HAHA.

Update: I didn't manage to wipe out everything. Another go with the detergent in progress.

Whatever you do, do NOT breathe in that stuff... It will make you choke, then throw up... @.@

[CaptainJigglypuff]

[QUOTE=Ayeun;596261]
My grandma and I have a ritual, once a week, of setting off the smoke alarm in our kitchen. Not by fire or anything, but just with the oil fumes getting to it before the extraction fans. HAHA.

Know what my grandma had the last time I visited her? Dish soap that smelled strongly like beer. I am dead serious here.

[MeLoVeGhOsTs]

I'm a cook, women can't even touch my sandwiches! But if they like to drink and dance, i'm theirs

[Aura]

Not everyone does understand that "give and take" should be based on "i want to make this person happy" and not on "I want this -_- give it to me"..
And am I allowed to join the Kumori-hug-lesbian-group :3 ?

[Ayeun]

I'm a cook, women can't even touch my sandwiches! But if they like to drink and dance, i'm theirs

Ghosty! Hai! Quick, while you're here, approve the back log, appoint an emergency mod to pick up the slack, and give out all the birthday points. Haha. <3 you!

Not everyone does understand that "give and take" should be based on "i want to make this person happy" and not on "I want this -_- give it to me"..
And am I allowed to join the Kumori-hug-lesbian-group :3 ?

The more ladies in my lesbian hug, the better!

[Kumori]

*cackles*

[ChobiChibi]

Ayeun... Take me in your arms, hug me forever. Plz?

Hi ASB

[Ayeun]

*cackles*

Thats quite enough cackling, miss. Now how about I make YOU a sammich? (I'd be the best girlfriend ever!)

Ayeun... Take me in your arms, hug me forever. Plz?

Hi ASB

Hai ChobiChibi! Where have joo been? It's SOOOO quiet right now, so I'm playing Oprah to make some noise...

Also, since I am now Oprah, your ALL getting German coo-coo clocks!!!

You get a coo-coo clock!
And YOU get a coo-coo clock!
Oslo gets a coo-coo clock!
Kunori gets a coo-coo clock!!!

EVERYONE GETS A COO-COO CLOCK!

I love you awesome nerds!

[Aura]

[Kumori]

But I don't like sandwiches... (true story sis)

[ChobiChibi]

I've been lurking. Getting all excited about the fact I'm gonna own the Pokemon X&Y 3DS in blue

[Ayeun]

But I don't like sandwiches... (true story sis)

That's fine. I can cook you an amazing risotto with spiced bacon. It makes an amazing appetizer.

If you are feeling a little more hungry, perhaps I could offer you my world famous Roast Pork with perfect crackling, oven roasted potato, pumpkin and sweet potato, silverbeat and roasted carrots, made with my dripping gravy?

Ofcourse, if you wanted something sweet, I could whip you up a Soufflé, chocolate, or served with fresh strawberries and a strawberry roué.

Not really that hungry after all? I'll chop up your favorite cheeses, smoked meats, and server it with some olives and pesto.

(Yes, I CAN cook all those things)

I've been lurking. Getting all excited about the fact I'm gonna own the Pokemon X&Y 3DS in blue

Well stop lurking and come play with the girls in the light.

[Ash0011]

great now I'm hungry, brb making... I just realized I don't know what anything I make is called or even if it is called anything hmmm... extremely rich steak in cream sauce anyone?

[Emerald_Gen.3]

That's fine. I can cook you an amazing risotto with spiced bacon. It makes an amazing appetizer.

If you are feeling a little more hungry, perhaps I could offer you my world famous Roast Pork with perfect crackling, oven roasted potato, pumpkin and sweet potato, silverbeat and roasted carrots, made with my dripping gravy?

Ofcourse, if you wanted something sweet, I could whip you up a Soufflé, chocolate, or served with fresh strawberries and a strawberry roué.

Not really that hungry after all? I'll chop up your favorite cheeses, smoked meats, and server it with some olives and pesto.

(Yes, I CAN cook all those things)

Note to self: Find Ayeun so she can cook all this stuff for me...for money ofcourse.

[Ayeun]

great now I'm hungry, brb making... I just realized I don't know what anything I make is called or even if it is called anything hmmm... extremely rich steak in cream sauce anyone?

Sounds like a really easy dish. Haha. I had Sushi for dinner. Om nom nom!

Note to self: Find Ayeun so she can cook all this stuff for me...for money ofcourse.

My Grandmother wanted me to become a Chef. I just wanted to be a stay at home mummy... But I can't do that

Also, IF you want to fight my gym, throw up a battle request, and I will jump on that tomorrow after work.

[ChobiChibi]

I'm baking cookies today Will share the result!

[ChobiChibi]

Coooookiiieeessss.

[Kumori]

*drools over Ayeun*
fooooooooooooood

[Oslo]

Dang, Chobi, those look pretty amazing. Mail some to Canada plz. <3

[ChobiChibi]

They'd look better if I used white choc chunks too. There's lots of dark in there.

When I come to Canada one day I'll make some

[DarkestLight]

Not back yet. On phone. God I do not like the mobile adaption. If my battles don't have subs, I'll be back pretty soon.*Dam*Internet and fame. ay the renovations to your gym,pm them. SORRY for my absence. I'm almost ready to storm this fall still hating x/y but I do it for ya!

[Ayeun]

*drools over Ayeun*
fooooooooooooood

Damn girl, you move fast. Drooling usually takes at-least 2 days!

Coooookiiieeessss.

Daum, those look amazeballs! I want some now! NO... Must resist. On a diet! @.@

Not back yet. On phone. God I do not like the mobile adaption. If my battles don't have subs, I'll be back pretty soon.*Dam*Internet and fame. ay the renovations to your gym,pm them. SORRY for my absence. I'm almost ready to storm this fall still hating x/y but I do it for ya!

I saw DL post and thought to my self... "UH OH! I'm in trouble now!"

Turns out I am not... Oh wells! Get back here soon DL! That's an ORDER!!!

[Kumori]

Did you just say amazeballs?
That's so amazeballs.

[DarkestLight]

Glad I still strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. Dam phone Internet is sensitive. Now what have i missed in my absence?

[DarkestLight]

Oh! Go see my movie! Its on my fb! Vote for it please! This is not a scam, is a legit flick with me doing funny man stuff!

[Oslo]

Now what have i missed in my absence?

We had a discussion about the state of the community from this post down. Also, Ayeun demanded orgasms for sandwiches. Chobi made cookies. Shit was cray.

[Emerald_Gen.3]

Also, I found Oslo on urban dictionary

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Puma-san ga kakureta...
プマ様が隠れた。。。
Puma disappeared...

;_;

[Puma]

I never liked this dude anyway. Finally >_>

Well, glad someone cares about me :'D Would be the first time. Anyway, still can't go reffing battles with this table shizzle. If nothing happens until next week, I just go ahead and use the fuck it adjustment. FUCK IT. And ref this thing anyway, maybe even without tables, though it will look significantly uglier. (: