[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it becomes too good enough for Warner Brothers to release it, and as such, the movie becomes 100% private, with only employees of Warner Brothers allowed to see it.

I wish there was no such thing as a person who thinks they're better than everyone else.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now people are completely without self-confidence.

I wish all my wishes came true.

[Fett One]

Granted but now no one else wishes come true, which causes people to revolt against you.

I wish Superman would finally kneel before Zod.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But Superman clones himself beforehand and exchanges places with the clone, and when the clone kneels before Zod, the clone disintegrates itself and Zod is left speechless as to what happened.

I wish there were less of the "bad" wishes made here (after all, trying to counter it with something "good" isn't always easy).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but at the same time the amount of wishes in general is declined to mere zero which makes this game die.

I wish I was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Hero.

[Fett One]

Granted, you become a ninja hero but you're mutated into a pile of poo.

I wish for a death battle between Batman and Moon Knight

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Their battle is so epic, that it brings in many more DC comics and Marvel comics superheroes, but in the end, a massive explosion of negative energy is released by the combined powers of all the DC and Marvel comics supervillains, that it kills EVERYBODY in both universes.

I wish that (more) people would impersonate Donald Trump with the intent to mock him and drive him out of the political race for presidency.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now the Republicans are without a candidate and the party is replaced by The Bowser Party which is the ultimate evil that kidnaps princesses.

I wish there was The Mario Party to vote for.

[Fett One]

Granted. Mario ends up winning but as a result the country keeps getting attacked by Bowser, who wants Mario's life ruined.

I wish Luigi would become more popular than Mario.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Luigi's popularity skyrockets so much, that Mario retires from the hero business completely, breaking Princess Peach's heart and making Bowser's job easier.

I wish I had a book with good explanations on how to overcome any difficult situation I'd otherwise have too much trouble getting past.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's written in a code that you misread and end up in similar situations anyway.

I wish dragons were for real.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the dragons can't be controlled and they end up destroying civilization as we now it.

I wish for a superhero comic, where the hero is half vampire and half werewolf.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The comic is made, but everyone around the hero is so scared of him, that he becomes incredibly lonely, and the comic lasts for only one issue.

I wish mosquitoes were afraid to get near humans.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now their annoying noise is even louder.

I wish I could make people happier.

[Fett One]

Granted, you can make people happier but you can never make yourself happy ever again.

I wish for a Star Trek movie featuring Q as the antagonist.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the cost to see the movie in theatres is too high for you, and when it's released on DVD and Blu-Ray, it's even more expensive.

I wish I was never diagnosed with aspergers' syndrome.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but now you can't sympathize with me as easily.

I wish I had Vegeta's powers.

[Fett One]

Granted but you will also come in second to me since i have Goku's power.

I wish to have an army of vampires at my beck and call.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but when they eventually realize you are just using them, they turn on you and begin to eventually suck all of the blood out of you, killing you as they split your blood among themselves.

I wish I had a handheld device capable of playing Wii and GameCube games just as well as the systems themselves (when hooked up to a TV or to a computer through the right kind of software).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you become the only person to have the device in the planet and face the eternal hate of 任天堂 (Nintendo).

I wish Japanese and Chinese characters were easier to use.

[Fett One]

Granted but every other language becomes harder to use to the point that no one can write in those languages.

I wish the next Zelda game has an animal other than Epona for Link to ride on.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. Link now has to ride on the back of an an. In full adult size. For 95% of the game.


I wish I had a Mario Maker Wii U bundle!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it's a special edition where you can build only straightforward simple courses with no enemies, items or ravines.

I wish I had a birthday present for Fett One in his next birthday.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the present is so great that buying it bankrupts you.

I wish everyone on TPM receives a birthday gift from TPM.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The birthday gift is from TPM, but the TPMers here, upon checking it, realize that it is not from The PokeMasters, but from a completely different (and totally unrelated) TPM.

I wish that I could find some trick candles to use on a birthday cake for someone celebrating their birthday on April Fool's Day.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. The candles are bombs that blow up the house when you light them.

I wish I could be a master fisherman.

[Fett One]

Granted, you become a master at fishing old boots out of rivers.

I wish to have perfect memory.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now everybody is always bothering you asking for things they know you remember.

I wish I could exchange messages between some friendly aliens.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you can only communicate with them using an advance form of sign language that takes 50 years for a human to learn.

I wish dogs and cats could live as long as their human owners.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, the lifespan of humans is reduced to that of the average pet cat or dog.

I wish I'd make a new acquaintance every day for the next week.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but after that week has passed, you are stuck with the same acquaintances unable to make new ones

I wish this game was more fast-paced.

[Fett One]

Granted. It becomes so fast that it's impossible for you to keep up, forcing you to quit the game.

I wish people were nicer to each other.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. People end up being so nice to each other, that they eventually begin to get annoyed at being too nice to each other.

I wish I was able to find a website with printable coupons that would be very helpful to use in the local grocery and/or department stores.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they are just one-colored papers that makes them super easy to counterfeit, and soon everybody has hundreds of them which leads the stores to bankrupt.

I wish Generation II was already out in Pokemon Go.

[Fett One]

Granted, but due to its quick release it is filled with so many bugs that people stop playing and the game gets discontinued.

I wish everyone was capable of using the force.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, the force gets more and more difficult to control with every single person trying to use it until it becomes completely uncontrollable.

I wish I didn't have to repeatedly deal with a difficult person.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You don't have to deal with anybody for the rest of your life.

I wish I could grant all Fett One's wishes.

[Fett One]

Granted, but now none of yours can ever be granted.

I wish to have a robot butler.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but he short-circuits and becomes permanently nonoperational after only one day of doing his job.

I wish I knew of a website where I can purchase all sorts of old audio cassettes.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you know the website but can't type out its url because it's too complicated.

I wish my Pokemon Hangman plushies came to life.