[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Granted, they come to life and become mass serial killers like Chuckie, and you get sent to prison for creating them.

I wish everyone on TPM would win a million dollars.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Everyone on TPM becomes a millionaire except you, as you soon find out that all of your newfound cash is fake.

I wish my heart was less guarded.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. The Death Busters steal your Pure Heart. This is not a Talisman!

I wish I could make more clever Sailor Moon references.

[Fett One]

Granted but you lose the ability to make references to things other than Sailor Moon.

I wish Darth Vader survived the events of Return of the Jedi and becomes a good guy.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but other people who don't know him still mistake him for being evil, and he is soon killed for good by some of those people.

I wish all Virtual Console games had multi-use suspend points in order to save anywhere in any game and go back to that spot any time.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but for some odd reason, it uses all your system memory and you can't save in any other game than Virtual Console games on that device.

I wish to challenge Fett One to a Pokemon battle.

[Fett One]

Granted but you end up losing 99 out of 100 battles.

I wish the Pokemon anime lasts another 20 years.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as the new seasons keep coming, Ash and Pikachu end up making fewer and fewer appearances until one day, you notice that Ash is completely gone, and his Pikachu ends up being captured by the Team Rocket trio, never to see freedom or Ash, ever again.

I wish there would be a future Pokemon episode where Team Rocket would finally give up on their pursuit of Ash's Pikachu.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Then they start pursuing Ash himself.

I wish I was a Pokemon.

[Fett One]

Granted, your are now a level 100 Dunsparce that knows defense curl, coil, spite, and endure.

I wish it was impossible for people to become addicted to things.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. But as a result, it also prevents people from taking a liking to things, and even each other.

I wish I was able to master the art of cooking with solar energy.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Unfortunately, while making some good rice porridge, you accidentally create a black hole that absorbs our beloved sun.

I wish I never had to wish for the same thing twice.

[Fett One]

Granted. You lose the ability to make wishes so this will never become an issue.

I wish for a reboot to the Dirty Harry franchise.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the reboot doesn't go as well as expected, with the main star getting shot to death under mysterious circumstances.

I wish there were people so good at taking care of their teeth that they wouldn't need to see a dentist as much.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, now there's no need for dentists and they face unemployment.

I wish I could write with a handwriting that everyone can easily read.

[Fett One]

Granted but you lose the ability to talk, forcing you to communicate exclusively through hand writing.

I wish the world is flat instead of round.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The world transforms into a flat piece of pizza that people can't resist eating, and at some point, so much of it is eaten that the world falls apart and people start getting into trouble in the water.

I wish every fast food restaurant in the world allowed people to fill their own soft drink cups themselves, so that people who don't like ice in their drinks wouldn't have to add it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but by some innovation, they also decide to make the cups super big and demand everyone to fill them completely first so it takes hours to fill them and nobody gets to start eating and drinking before closing time.

I wish I could make it into the Olympic Games to represent Finland.

[Fett One]

Granted, but at the last minute you suffer a sprained ankle, which prevents your from participating.

I wish for a movie that has the Green Lantern Corp. fight against the Nova Corps.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the movie isn't made until long after your time on Earth is over.

I wish I had the stamina of a superhuman.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but since superhumans don't actually exist, you cease to exist as well.

I wish the CD-ROM drive of this computer worked.

[Fett One]

Granted. It now works but the hard drive now breaks causing you to lose everything you have saved.

I wish there was a new Pokemon type that has no weaknesses to other types and also no strengths against other types (essentially a Pokemon that is neutral).

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but all the moves of its type end up having no effect on the other Pokemon types, leaving it at a disadvantage in every battle it has with Pokemon not sharing its type.

I wish I had the computer skills to master a virtual version of any applicable musical instrument, making it sound just as great as the real thing.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You'll learn to play those instruments to the same level as I would. And I can tell you, I suck at playing instruments.

I wish I could be a superhero.

[Fett One]

Granted, but your appearance causes two dozen super villains to appear and they attack you all at once, ending your career as a superhero, due to the severe injuries your sustain.

I wish to be the most powerful person alive.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but soon your brain explodes due to having too much power in your mind.

I wish people couldn't block each other on Facebook unless one of them really was a threat to another.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now those people decide to leave Facebook altogether.

I wish Facebook never existed.

[Fett One]

Granted, Myspace ends up being the number 1 social media site but since it's design leaves much to be desired, social media never becomes as popular as it did under Facebook.

I wish cartoon physics could be applied to real life.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but real life soon turns into a cartoon, which is quickly cancelled when everyone gets irreversible cartoon physics, forcing God to pull the plug on it.

I wish everyone on TPM had more posts than Ash_300, so that he'd end up on the bottom of the "most posts" list.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that only irritates him and he becomes TPM's worst enemy.

I wish I had my own house already.

[Fett One]

Granted but it's located above a bowling alley, which makes it impossible for you to get any peace and quiet.

I wish for a new Back to the Future movie that picks up several months after the events of the third movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but as everyone walks into the movie theater, they are sent back in time in the middle of The Battle of Gettysburg.

I wish I knew what that strange noise coming from the kitchen is.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. You find out it's coming from the psychotic serial killer on the loose right before he decapitates you and starts peeling off your skin and start wearing it as a new coat!


I wish I had a Nintendo NX!

[Fett One]

Granted, you are given a non-working prototype

I wish for more paid time off from work.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. You are laid off and are fetting unemployment checks worth $10 a month and nothing else!





I wish that it was November!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. It's November 2999. You're dead.

I wish people understood each other better.

[Fett One]

Granted but people can no longer comprehend their own wants and desires.

I wish to be able to read books incredibly fast.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you just read them, unable to remember what those books were about.

I wish I could stop time.

[Fett One]

Granted but once you stop it you can never restart it.

I wish the next Nintendo Console is a huge success.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it's only a huge success to hackers, who manage to find so many ways to exploit it, that not even Nintendo is able to deal with them.

I wish Nintendo would slow down the rate of their system updates for the people who don't want to update their systems.