[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Now the system updates themselves are super slow to introduce.

I wish certain webpages were easier to navigate.

[Fett One]

Granted but to compensate, Google becomes the hardest website to navigate ever.

I wish for a live action Transformers/G.I.Joe crossover movie.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You will play the role of a person who dies during the shooting.

I wish my friend was less curious about things.

[Fett One]

Granted. Now he never asks questions about anything and as such never learns anything new.

I wish to have a power lever over 9000.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. You get a power lever priced fir $100000.00!




I wish my apartment was more organized.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You have to stand in attention 4 hours a day with all your belongings packed in a heavy backpack, Captain!

I wish to own Batman's Batmobile.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can never use it because the bio-metric security keeps you locked out since you aren't Batman.

I wish for a new Star Wars tv show done in anime style.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. They'll use the same special effect as in Dennou Senshi Porygon, the Pokemon Anime episode that gave hundreds of Japanese children epileptic seizures.

I wish evil intergalactic empires didn't exist.

[Fett One]

Granted, instead the galaxy is ruled by corrupt corporations.

I wish atomic bombs didn't exist.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, Balance of Terror never existed and Cold War escalated wiping out most of worlds' population.

I wish the Soviet Union still existed.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. The irony is that their leader is actually more competent to be President of the US than Donald Trump who is now President and turned the nation into a wasteland due to his big mouth.


I wish Donald Trump would melt like the Wicked Witch of the West.

[Fett One]

Granted, he gets placed into a time loop and has to experience this over and over again for the rest of time.

I wish South Park will do a crossover with The Simpsons.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. But South Park already did it thus rendering your wish useless!


I wish I had a Nintendo Switch!

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You must pay 1,000,000 $ for a Mario candle.

I wish I could drive a car.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you only know how to drive a Ford Model T

I wish the Septa strike will end immediately.


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[Knight of Time]

Granted. It ends in Philadelphia, but begins anew in various cities around the United States (thanks to Donald Trump, and speaking of...).

I wish that there was a better forthcoming president for the United States than Donald Trump.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the only plus is that the wall on the Mexican border will be one inch lower.

I wish there was a wall on the border of Finland and Russia.

[Fett One]

Granted but Russia takes the wall as a challenge and invades Finland to prove that nothing than stop them.

I wish everyone possessed telepathy.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it only works 100% when people are sleeping (in other words, only when you sleep can you send and receive telepathic messages).

I wish there was a hypnotist that could use a special form of hypnosis capable of making you lose the bad memories of someone, but not the good memories of that person.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the hypnotist takes all those bad memories for him/herself to bear, causing a major depression to the hypnotist.

I wish for some pizza.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are given a pizza that has grape jelly instead of tomato sauce, limburger cheese instead of mozzarella cheese, and gum drops for toppings.

I wish magic was real.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Unfortunately you are down to only 10 MP while the weakest spell you can cast requires 13,337 MP (your current TPM postcount, you shouldn't have posted so much)!

I wish I could predict weather conditions.

[Fett One]

Granted, you can predict the weather on all known planets except Earth.

I wish there was no such thing as religion.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result, God also ceases to exist, and without him, the peaceful areas of the world gradually get more and more chaotic until the world is no more.

I wish that there was no such thing as discrimination against anyone with a disability.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now everyone has a disability of some sort.

I wish to become a videogame tester.

[Fett One]

Granted but the experience ruins your taste for video games causing you to never play one ever again.

I wish the Megazord is real and protects the Earth.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the Megazord isn't able to protect the Earth for long, as an entire army of Rita & Zedd's monsters overwhelm and destroy it (like what happened to the Thunder Megazord and Tigerzord in the MMPR season 3 episode Ninja Quest, Part 1).

I wish that Zordon could be revived in the current Power Rangers franchise or in a future version that isn't a remake of the original.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that requires you to exchange life with Zordon, i.e. to die.

I wish for a pet dragon.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can't control it and it ends up destroying all of Finland

I wish to be the ruler of a majestic underwater city.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but by the time it is completed, you end up drowning due to spending too much time underwater.

I wish that I had a powerful gravity belt I could use to control gravity in the event I was in a very dangerous situation (such as falling a LONG distance).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it works only by increasing your impact speed even more.

I wish to have a peaceful death after a long life.

[Fett One]

Granted, the death itself is peaceful but you end up spending all of eternity in Hell for not being a Mormon.

I wish Eddie Murphy and Dan Aykroyd would team up to make another movie together.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the movie ends up getting such terrible reviews that it causes both actors to give up their careers.

I wish there was a South Park video game where you play as Kenny and have only one life at all times, while having to avoid everything trying to kill him.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the game is so awesome nobody will ever play any other game again.

I wish to become a knight.

[Fett One]

Granted, but the knight armor is so heavy you can't move or do anything while wearing it.

I wish there's an episode of South Park where everyone except Kenny dies for a change.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but a bunch of new characters arrive soon afterward and accuse Kenny of killing all the people, causing him to be sentenced to death in the end.

I wish honeybees wouldn't lose their stingers and die when they sting someone who is disturbing them.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Instead, they become super slow and are easily killed by the one they stinged afterwards anyway.

I wish something good to happen to me tomorrow.

[Fett One]

Granted but after tomorrow, something bad happens to you every single day for the rest of your life.

I wish for a live action Batman movie that has Mark Hamill playing the Joker.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but his version of the Joker ends up being portrayed as a retired criminal in the movie.

I wish the police had more powerful technology at their disposal to help them catch people who commit crimes (especially major crimes).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the criminals will get access to even more dangerous weapons.

I wish to own a battleship.