<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but the minute you get them, you find out that they are unrecoverable beyond repair.

I wish I could be a guest-star on X-Play.

[Fett One]

Granted but the episode never airs on tv because somedody died during the filming

I wish computer harddrives could never break

[kitsun]

Granted. They just explode instead.

I wish I could never die.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since you can never die, you will be alone when everybody else dies ... so your life will terrible, miserable and really really really lonely.

I wish I had a major part in a musical ... that doesn't involve me dying.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it is a really cheesy musical that everyone hates and instead of dying the entire audience mobs you breaking all of your bones but leaving all your vital organs intact. Leaving you in a terrible mess on a hospital bed never being able to move again.

I wish I could have a dancing monkey

[darktyranitar]

Granted. The monkey will dance day and night, and in the end, you couldn't afford enough sleep because you will constantly being waken up by the sound of the dancing monkey.

I wish I can get enough sleep nowadays.

[Hinoryu]

Granted. You suddenly become narcoleptic.

I wish for one more hour in which to do this project.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you end up uding that hour watching T.V

I wish i could win tommorows magic tournament

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they all found out that you cheated and they break every bone in your body.

I wish I had a major part in a musical that is cheesy and that I have a part that still doesn't involve me dying.

(Yeah, I am still trying to keep this wish working to see how long I can keep expanding on my original wish.)

[Fett One]

Granted but the musical is so cheesey that it gets cancelled after only one show, and hence forth you are unable to get employment due to the suckyness of the musical

I wish Inferno_Dragon would stop wishing about being in a musical

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. But he/she doesn't stop until is dead.

I wish the whole universe was destroyed. (I would like to see what's more negative than that!)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, the whole universe is destroyed which causes a chain reaction to destroy all universes in all parralel universes thus ending life everywhere.

I wish I had a major part in a musical that isn't cheesy plus is so popularand that I have a part that still doesn't involve me dying or commiting suicide.

[Fett One]

Granted, it's so popular that the producers won't let you quit so you're stuck with that one part being your only job for the rest of your life.

I wish the snow plow's didn't bury my parents cars in snow

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, they will now bury your parents house instead.

I wish i could get an A for this assignment.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but now you get Fs on your other assignments so getting this one A won't really help.

I wish I could have my own Netflix account.

[kitsun]

Granted. But Netfilx does a background check and it turns out you have a theft rapsheet, so you don't get to rent any movies.

I wish I could come up with better granted twisted wishes.

[Fett One]

Granted but you come up with such a great wish that you can never top it. Knowing this causes you to go into a deap depression from which you will never recover

I wish to interbreed a cat and a dog

[sweetheartupton]

Granted. Since Nickelodeon owns the copyright to the cartoon Catdog, you get sued for copyright infringement.

I wish I could rule the planet Earth.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but Zim learns that you are the ruler and decided to get rid of you so he can become the supreme ruler of Earth.

I wish I had the Master Sword.

[Fett One]

Granted but it stuck in a stone in your basement and no one in your family can pull it out so you are unable to use it

I wish the Zelda games were renamed The Legend of Link

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, Suddenly for no reason my name is now Link SO THEY BELONG TO ME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish i could think of something to hurt Inferno Dragon with

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but now I am Crazy Elf Boy and you are Inferno Dragon so I steal Sephiroth's giant sword to slice you in half.

I wish that Crazy Elf Boy didn't want to hurt me.

[Fett One]

Granted, instead he wants to hurt everyone in your family

I wish crime became non existant

[kitsun]

Granted. Without crime there is no evil. Without evil there is no good. Without good there is no use for police or hospitals. Therefore the world falls into turmoil because no one cares.

I wish life was more like a good anime where heros don't die.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but life will be totally ridiculuous that the heroes will want to die but since they can't, they will kill you instead.

I wish I had a miniture dragon.

[Fett One]

Granted but it burns down your house and kills your entire family in the process

I wish everything was free

[darktyranitar]

Granted. Unfortunately, everyone then took everything for granted - even their lives - that a lot of lives were lost everyday.

I wish I could see what other people are thinking- and I can control this power so that I can only listen to what they think only when I wanted to.

[kitsun]

Granted. However, when you turn on this newfound power for the first time, you discover that you can hear every thought of every creature on this planet simultaniously. The sheer overwhelming thought processes first drive you to insanity, then suicide, all in a time period of 2.5 seconds.

I wish I had the universe's largest cake, of every flavor, though not mixed (just slices please) and if it is planet sized it should support life in an orbit not coinciding with earth, but should be within a 5 hour rocket trip from earth.

[Fett One]

Granted but but it gets destroyed by people eating it

I wish people didn't need to eat

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they get thinner and thinner until they die and collapse.

I wish that I could take a long nap.

[kitsun]

Granted. You fall into a deep sleep and never wake up. You eventually die from starvation.

I wish I wasn't so tired every morning.

[Fett One]

Granted, you get hooked up to a machine that pumps caffieene into your blood system but it prevents you from sleeping ever again

I wish to own my own private jet

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is rented to you from Donald Trump which he expects you to pay 500,000 dollars to rent it and since you don't have that type of money, there goes your private jet.

I wish I was friends with Bill Gates and Donald Trump.

[kitsun]

(Fett One: Ah, sleep is just a waste of time. You just did me a favor.)

Granted. However, being friends with you is just a publicity stunt to raise money for those not fortunate enough as them, which then turns out to be a scam just to raise Donald Trump and Bill Gates even more money, making them even more powerful. Since you were their poster child, the entire world hates you for making the rich richer and the poor poorer.

I wish that I had an entire set of FFVII Master Materia which I could utilize at my whim

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you use it to start a Makou reactor and that drains out our Planet's energy. (I don't know if it suits the game's story or whatever though)

I wish I understood why you people want to kill each other.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Incidentally, some people believe that you become one with the universe and attain omniscience when you die. So would you like to be stabbed, shot, burned, frozen, electrocuted, crushed, drowned, poisoned, hanged, hit by a high-speed vehicle, pushed off a multi-story building, shredded, blown to bits, or beaten to death?

I'm a helper!

I wish that this wish would have no effect whatsoever, not even to waste a wish. (See, if the wish had no effect, then it technically wouldn't even use up a wish, so...)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But it just has no effect on kittens and triangles
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I wish i had a triangle

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but people think you're Tinkey-Winkey from Teletubbies.

I wish I had four heads.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Three of them hate you and shoot you in the chest repeatedly.

I wish ASCII drawings like the one Crazy Elf Boy posted showed up with proper formatting (like spaces at the beginning of a line).

[Fett One]

Granted but nobdy likes the spacing so they kill you for wishing for the spaces

I wish emoticons didn't exist