<Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, I come along and I am soon as I am there I take out my giant sword and destroy it.

I wish I didn't have to wish for anything.

[Dark-San]

Granted. You are hereby not allowed to post in this topic anymore. *Waves modstick* One post from you here will result in bannage from TPM. ^.^

I wish the whole world revolves around me.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, suddenly new planets pop up mostly inhabitited with evil aliens which destroy us.

I wish everyone like Vegemite.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, everyone travel to Australia to have some but while you, Crazy Elf Boy, were sleeping, I stole all your Vegemite.

I wish I was James Bond.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, they cure it but they also slip in a sterility drug which causes the worlds population to plumate and they take over the world.

I wish I could write movies.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but they are so awesome everyone who watches them is blinded.

I wish I hadn't bought my Pinnacle device - it never works!

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but your first match is on a rainy day, with lightning.

I wish I always had enough time.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the time passes now slower and everything around you moves slower as well. But you forgot that you still age. So while you do have lots of time despite other people's actions you age quicker than other people and in the end you are gone. If this paradox didn't make sense I just grant your wish by saying you lose your ability to do things once you aquire the unlimited time.

I wish for a flower.

[Dark-San]

Granted. The flower stays rooted on top of your head and sucks all its nutrients from your brain. Leaving you fluid- less and dried up like some husk. The good news is that the flower will still survived even without nutrients but then the bad news is that Mikachu is no longer on earth. ;_;

I wish that my signature will get owned by LP.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, I just sent in a request but I don't think she will answer.

I wish for unlimited food.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

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I wish I could rule everything.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the cast from the 5 shows all begin to argue with each other on which of the 5 shows is the best, and as a result, the movie is quickly cancelled.

I wish I was like Robin Hood, robbing from the rich people, and giving their money to the poor people.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you are quickly caught and hung.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but I did it instead of you and granted it in even more painful way than your own wish would have ended.

I wish there was no Mandatory Swedish in schools here in Finland.

[Fett One]

Granted but you you can't get a job since they all require you to know swedish, which you didn't learn since it wasn't mandatory to learn it.

I wish Zelda was real

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then you are thrown in jail for looking at her.

I wish I use Alchemy.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. We both find out some basics on how to use alchemy and agree to use it to revive some dead TPMers. But because we are just beginners, we fail and I lose my entire body, which you manage to replace with a Pikachu doll but only by sacrificing your own leg. So there we are.

Kimi no te de...
With your hands...

I wish I could take part in a party.

[The_Missing_Link]

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