Granted, It blows up in your face
I wish for some non toxic air
Granted, It blows up in your face
I wish for some non toxic air
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Granted, since pollution causes all air to be toxic, you get no air at all and collapse because of the lack of air.
I wish we could find a way to eradicate pollution.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted, but there are no more vehicles to transport us around, and now we have to walk everywhere we go (or bike,rollerblade,skate,etc.)
I wish I had never been killed on my first mission (or before then) to kick Covie ass throughout the universe, or get turned into the Flood...God, they are NASTY!!
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Granted. It's so full of bugs that it cannot be played.
I wish they would make another Medievil game.
The Place That Is No More - Because the world needed to hear me rant and rave.
My ASB A-Team: Qwerty (Magneton), Cici (female Shuckle), Pudge (male Persian), Fuji (male Torkoal), Light (Starmie), Matthias (male Flygon) (six others)
Granted, but it is so awful that you never want to play it or the original game ever again.
I wish I was friends with Gaara.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted, but after 1 hour, Gaara becomes sick of you so she runs off and takes your best friend with her
I wish for another police quest and space quest game
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted but they are so bad you dont want another remake, but they keep sending you copies of the horrible games.
I wish i had an eagle
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Granted, but it is too wild for you to handle and it hurts you every time you try to train it.
I wish I had a trainable eagle.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted but you get arrested for having a pet eagle
I wish to rule over earth
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but then your followers turn on you the next day from you bossing them around.
I wish I had $50,000 to spend (and i didn't steal or counterfeit it, ok?)
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Granted. You're arrested, imprisoned, tortured, and "accidentally" killed for trying to buy a nuclear warhead at Wal-Mart.
I wish nuclear weapons didn't exist.
hey, i dont like nukes ok?
anyways, your wish has been granted, but now people use guns instead of nukes (which it has already been in Iraq)
I wish there were no wars.
EDIT: Wal-Mart doesn't sell nukes in Canada...or do they...? meh im in Ontario, so i don't really know...![]()
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Granted, but that only exists on earth so the aliens from other worlds are free to wage war with earth as much as they please.
I wish there were no wars in the whole universe.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted. Without some way to release the pressure, all races turn on their own and the murder rates spike.
I wish people wouldn't bring up warfare in this game.
The Place That Is No More - Because the world needed to hear me rant and rave.
My ASB A-Team: Qwerty (Magneton), Cici (female Shuckle), Pudge (male Persian), Fuji (male Torkoal), Light (Starmie), Matthias (male Flygon) (six others)
Granted, but we start to bring up even more sillier topics.......like about pie...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pie
I wish i had a non-toxic PIE that didn't explode, fire guns, something jumps out of, biological weapons, or anything that kills me when i eat it.
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Granted, but it is the last pie in the world and after you eat it, people will beat you to beat for the eating the last pie in the world.
I wish Crazy Elf Boy didn't eat the last pie in the world.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted, but you accidently sit on the pie, which makes everyone so mad that they hang you in the center of town
I wish holodecks were real
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted. But it will be so expensive to get into one, that you will never get the chance to get into it.
I wish I have a better PC than what I have right now.
Please take it easy~
Granted, but it is made of Pie. Then one day you are so hungry you eat your computer.
I wish I had a Video camera that worked
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granted, but it blows up the next day.
i wish that Crazy Elf Boy's video cam didn't blow up.
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Granted, but every time he films someones, he steals their souls. And if he uses it on himself, he loses his own soul.
I wish no one would lose their soul.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted, but you can't take it to the grave with you
I wish people weren't afraid of anything
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but then everyone gets so powerful that aliens from another galaxy came to kill all human kind.
I wish that everything in the universe would get along.
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Granted, but I wouldn't expect everyone to get along with terrorists.
I wish that I had three wishes right now.
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granted, but then everyone else will kill you for getting more wishes in one post than others...
i wish that my computer had more memory...(current memory = 5 Gb)
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Granted, but it wil explode as soon as you turn it on.
I wish things wouldn't explode.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted, things now implode
I wish to have a robot butler and maid
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but they turn on you, then kill you!
I wish i could stay up later...
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Granted, but you stay up so late that you are exhausted and you come to work or school so tired that you either A) Get Fired or B) Get Kicked out of School.
I wish life was like a multiple choice test.
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted but you always select
E) This is the wrong answer
I wish for some More Cyanide & Happiness comics
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Granted, but gods do not know what the heck they are so they just put the name into some random awful comics.
I wish I had joined TPM earlier.
Granted, but you didn't play Pkmn at the time, so you end up leaving and never coming back.
i wish i could grant REAL wishes.
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Granted but nobody ever asks you to grant a wish
I wish people wll cry everytime they see this![]()
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, but since they see it so much they are always crying then the whole world is drowned in tears.
I wish for some more pokemon emoticons
(FYI Mikachu this is Cyanide and Happiness http://www.explosm.net/comics/167/)
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Granted, but you'd have to type in some-sort of code to display them, and if you wanna look for them in the smilies list, you have to scroll all the way down the page to find them.
I wish they'd make more country's flag emoticon, like theand the
one.
Please take it easy~
Granted but one country gets left out so ti retaliates by nuking every other country
I wish nuclear weapons didn't exist
1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
2) I will live forever or die trying
3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious
Granted, because of your wish, no nuclear weapons were ever used and no nuclear power plants exists either ... but since no nuclear weapon was ever launched and no nuclear powers plants were ever built, that raises the population up to its maximum limit causing the earth to be overcrowded causing us to ruin this planet.
(And you probably thought I was going to twist this wish by saying "Thanks to your wish, we are now defenseless when aliens attacks." But I wanted to kick it up a little bit.)
I wish mr_pikachu was the supreme ruler of the world.
(I am interested to see how this one gets twisted.)
Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
Prue: Inspector, actually.
Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...
- Charmed Episode 3 - Thank You For Not Morphing
Granted, But mr_Pikachu makes you his personal slave and you have to spend an eternity working for him
I wish I was supreme leader of the world
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Granted, but Sirius declares war on our solar system.
I wish Conan O' Brien joined TPM.