<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but once he see that it is hillarious and buys it up making us his personal slaves.

I wish we weren't anybody's slaves.

[Fett One]

Granted but we end up enslaving aliens, which causes an intergalactic war that ends with the destruction of earth

I wish earth could never be destroyed

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the world is now encased in an indestructable metal shield, and with out any sunlight you know what is going to happen to the world.

I wish I was a pokemon

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you are a Rattata and in six seconds, you will get eaten by either an Arbok, a Pidgeot or a Fearow.

I wish I was an armored Pokemon.

[Fett One]

Granted but you fall into a lake and sink to the bottom because of how heavy you are. After a couple of minutes you run out of air and drown

I wish to control fire

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you accidently engulfed yourself in flames, since you aren't immune to fire you die.

I wish I was a legendary pokemon

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you are constantly ruining for your life, lest you get captured so your life is no fun at all.

I wish someone would reply to The Gossip Game thread so it could get started up again.

[Fett One]

Granted but the people posting are only posting spam so the game gets closed forever

I wish topics didn't get closed

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but sionce the topics never get closed people keep posting in them, then they make new ones till the whole server shuts down FOREVER

I wish I had a emoticon of me

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is so annoying that everyone ignores you because of it.

I wish people would give the silent treatment to others.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it makes no difference here in Finland...who cares about that?

I wish I found a place to post this:

"My mother laughed like a magpie when she heard mr_pikachu and Blademaster's kindergarten joke!"

[Master Chief]

Granted, you just did!

I wish I was a cute and lovable Pikachu!

(note that i could be anyone's Pikachu)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the only place you could post it was on a blank website. Now have the feeling that your little joke may never be seen again.........hahahahahahaha

I wish I knew what I wanted.....without anything bad happening

[Master Chief]

^ um did you see my post? just wondering, cuz your post was 6 min after mine...

anyways, Granted, but then you have to wait until tomorrow to wish for it...

I STILL wish to be a cute and loveable Pikachu!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that is only during the daytime. During the night time, you transform into a hideous creatures unloved by everybody.

I wish curses didn't exist.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its only the move curse has been removed

I wish I could undo my terrible mistake from before

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you'll make other mistakes in the future...if you aren't careful.

I wish that some people that seemingly disappeared from TPM would make returns someday to the forum.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they will only post once and then disappear again.

I wish TPM was like The Matrix so we could meet and fight each other.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but you meeet me and then fight me and you lose

I wish I could find my other games

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Apologies to Weird Al Yankovich for the following line: "The look on your face will be priceless when you find that Pokemon Yellow cartridge in your colon." (Oh, and it results in an explosive hemorrhage that devastates your internal organs and produces a slow, excruciating death.)

I wish Melinda had put on a better performance this week in American Idol.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but Simon still didn't like her because he was having a bad day so he took it out on Melinda.

I wish Simon Cowell was a little bit nicer to the contestants on American Idol.

[Fett One]

mr_pikachu, you still got a knack for coming up with weird deaths

Granted but no one likes the nicer Simon so the show gets cancelled

I wish to be an only child

[Master Chief]

Granted, but then you find look-alikes of your family member(s) that you wished away.

I wish I could make up excruciating deaths for this thread like Mr. Pikachu!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you would do it too much that people wouldn't want you to post on this topic.

I wish I had the Chronoscepter.

[Fett One]

Granted but it gets stolen from you within seconds of you getting possession of it

I wish people didn't steal things

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but animals will begin stealing things. EDIT: Wait a minute, do they do that already?

I wish I always had 100 posts more than Crazy Elf Boy.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but they will be all spam-related and you will kicked out of TPM for doing such a thing.

I wish there was such thing as spam (and I am talking about the e-mails, not the food.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the get hurt by water and ice

I wish I had a good script for my assignment

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Unfortunately, when you finish, it gives you a paper cut. You swing your arm from the pain and slam it into a lamp on your desk, shattering it and slashing your hand all over. You grab it and fall out of your chair, hitting your head on the floor.

Slowly and dizzily, you climb to your feet and stumble to the bathroom. But you trip and fall toward the bathroom, accidentally grabbing an electric razor and pressing the on button in your attempts to stop your fall.

You crash through another door leading to the bathtub where your mother is bathing. She shrieks, and in your panic you jump and throw the razor into the air. Then you come to your senses and try to catch it, but you wind up falling into the bathtub. The razor falls into the water with you, electrocuting both you and your mother.

I wish the professor for my first Tuesday/Thursday class could actually speak English.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Should he decides to hire a professional translator and bring it along with him to your class on Tuesday and Thursday. Ending up, the lecturer and the translator being knocked down by car on their way to school and the lessons get cancel.

I wish I get to be king for a day.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But you try to sentence me to death. Having a few too many royal wines you accidently sign your name on the wrong line. As soon as the execution order is filled in two guards excort you to the gallows and you are swiftly dealt with.

I wish my other computer worked

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it shall only work for a few minutes and then it wish crash.

I wish we all had computer that wouldn't crash.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But then, it could only happen in dreams.

I wish that another thousand people would join the board, eventually turning the board back to its active days.

[Fett One]

Granted the kitten tries to eat the fish in your fish tank and ends up falling in and drowning

I wish TPM could never crash

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they all get on at the same time and the forum spontaneously combusts

I wish I had a kitten (Safe kitten)

[Dark-San]

Granted. That is if everyone in the board donates a hundred bucks each and Kevin could move us to a better server.

I wish Man could occupied Mars within a week.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they all forgot breathing aparatus so they sufficate and die.

I wish that every person was immortal.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the world get overpopulated and people start to fall off the face of the world

I wish I had some light

[Master Chief]

Granted. You end up in the Sun and burn up!

I wish I could have good headphones to listen to my MP3.

(i kinda DONT want this wish twisted alot)

[Dark-San]

Granted. You end up going to the hardware stores and purchased the most expensive headphone available. However the headphone ends up to be of bad quality and you wasted your money for nothing.

I wish I had a better mobile than Nokia N70.