<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it is made of Pie. Then one day you are so hungry you eat your computer.

I wish I had a Video camera that worked

[Master Chief]

granted, but it blows up the next day.

i wish that Crazy Elf Boy's video cam didn't blow up.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but every time he films someones, he steals their souls. And if he uses it on himself, he loses his own soul.

I wish no one would lose their soul.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you can't take it to the grave with you

I wish people weren't afraid of anything

[Master Chief]

Granted, but then everyone gets so powerful that aliens from another galaxy came to kill all human kind.

I wish that everything in the universe would get along.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but I wouldn't expect everyone to get along with terrorists.

I wish that I had three wishes right now.

[Master Chief]

granted, but then everyone else will kill you for getting more wishes in one post than others...

i wish that my computer had more memory...(current memory = 5 Gb)

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it wil explode as soon as you turn it on.

I wish things wouldn't explode.

[Fett One]

Granted, things now implode

I wish to have a robot butler and maid

[Master Chief]

Granted, but they turn on you, then kill you!

I wish i could stay up later...

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you stay up so late that you are exhausted and you come to work or school so tired that you either A) Get Fired or B) Get Kicked out of School.

I wish life was like a multiple choice test.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but you always select

E) This is the wrong answer

I wish for some More Cyanide & Happiness comics

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but gods do not know what the heck they are so they just put the name into some random awful comics.

I wish I had joined TPM earlier.

[Master Chief]

Granted, but you didn't play Pkmn at the time, so you end up leaving and never coming back.

i wish i could grant REAL wishes.

[Fett One]

Granted but nobody ever asks you to grant a wish

I wish people wll cry everytime they see this

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since they see it so much they are always crying then the whole world is drowned in tears.

I wish for some more pokemon emoticons

(FYI Mikachu this is Cyanide and Happiness http://www.explosm.net/comics/167/)

[darktyranitar]

Granted, but you'd have to type in some-sort of code to display them, and if you wanna look for them in the smilies list, you have to scroll all the way down the page to find them.

I wish they'd make more country's flag emoticon, like the and the one.

[Fett One]

Granted but one country gets left out so ti retaliates by nuking every other country

I wish nuclear weapons didn't exist

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, because of your wish, no nuclear weapons were ever used and no nuclear power plants exists either ... but since no nuclear weapon was ever launched and no nuclear powers plants were ever built, that raises the population up to its maximum limit causing the earth to be overcrowded causing us to ruin this planet.

(And you probably thought I was going to twist this wish by saying "Thanks to your wish, we are now defenseless when aliens attacks." But I wanted to kick it up a little bit.)

I wish mr_pikachu was the supreme ruler of the world.

(I am interested to see how this one gets twisted.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, But mr_Pikachu makes you his personal slave and you have to spend an eternity working for him

I wish I was supreme leader of the world

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but Sirius declares war on our solar system.

I wish Conan O' Brien joined TPM.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but once he see that it is hillarious and buys it up making us his personal slaves.

I wish we weren't anybody's slaves.

[Fett One]

Granted but we end up enslaving aliens, which causes an intergalactic war that ends with the destruction of earth

I wish earth could never be destroyed

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the world is now encased in an indestructable metal shield, and with out any sunlight you know what is going to happen to the world.

I wish I was a pokemon

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you are a Rattata and in six seconds, you will get eaten by either an Arbok, a Pidgeot or a Fearow.

I wish I was an armored Pokemon.

[Fett One]

Granted but you fall into a lake and sink to the bottom because of how heavy you are. After a couple of minutes you run out of air and drown

I wish to control fire

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you accidently engulfed yourself in flames, since you aren't immune to fire you die.

I wish I was a legendary pokemon

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but you are constantly ruining for your life, lest you get captured so your life is no fun at all.

I wish someone would reply to The Gossip Game thread so it could get started up again.

[Fett One]

Granted but the people posting are only posting spam so the game gets closed forever

I wish topics didn't get closed

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but sionce the topics never get closed people keep posting in them, then they make new ones till the whole server shuts down FOREVER

I wish I had a emoticon of me

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is so annoying that everyone ignores you because of it.

I wish people would give the silent treatment to others.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it makes no difference here in Finland...who cares about that?

I wish I found a place to post this:

"My mother laughed like a magpie when she heard mr_pikachu and Blademaster's kindergarten joke!"

[Master Chief]

Granted, you just did!

I wish I was a cute and lovable Pikachu!

(note that i could be anyone's Pikachu)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the only place you could post it was on a blank website. Now have the feeling that your little joke may never be seen again.........hahahahahahaha

I wish I knew what I wanted.....without anything bad happening

[Master Chief]

^ um did you see my post? just wondering, cuz your post was 6 min after mine...

anyways, Granted, but then you have to wait until tomorrow to wish for it...

I STILL wish to be a cute and loveable Pikachu!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but that is only during the daytime. During the night time, you transform into a hideous creatures unloved by everybody.

I wish curses didn't exist.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its only the move curse has been removed

I wish I could undo my terrible mistake from before

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but you'll make other mistakes in the future...if you aren't careful.

I wish that some people that seemingly disappeared from TPM would make returns someday to the forum.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but they will only post once and then disappear again.

I wish TPM was like The Matrix so we could meet and fight each other.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but you meeet me and then fight me and you lose

I wish I could find my other games