<Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

[Master Chief]

hey, i wished for GOOD headphones...

anyways, Granted, you get the Moterola Razr, but it breaks the next day.
(tell me if i spelled Moterola wrong...)

I wish I had enough money to buy a Nintendo Wii (taxes included)

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[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it breaks down as soon as you play it and you can't get another one because you spent all your money on the first Wii.

I wish to compete in the world's greatest monopoly game.

[Fett One]

Granted but you lose after only 1 turn, causing you to go down ijn history as the worst monoply player ever

I wish to have a video game quality pc

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the government interferes into the industry and banning all video game quality personal computers, leaving only the 486's available in the market.

I wish the world is flat and everything that sails out of the boundary would just fall into space.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, you accidently fall off the world

I wish for a fish (hehehe rhymes)

[kitsun]

Granted. As you try to frrd your newfound piranah(?), your hand dips into the tank. Your fish pulls you in, devouring you alive.

I wish for enough LEGAL money to go to college, and I actually go, pursuing my lifelong dream of becoming a video game designer, passing all my classes, and living a nice, long, long, happy, wealthy life with my family.

[firepokemon]

Granted, unfortunately it all emerged solely as a dream. But nevermind I'm sure you'll be happy.

I wish to fly.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can't stir or slow down so you end up flying into a building and die from the impact

I wish to become a police negotiator

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Too bad you're not any good at your job. The first guy with whom you negotiate kills you.

I wish the Virginia Tech shootings hadn't occured.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it shall happen in every other college or university in America making the situation a whole lot worse.

I wish people would have to take difficult exams in order to handle a gun.

[classy_cat18]

Granted, but now you have to worry about psychos who cheat.

I wish the PS3 was less expensive.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. And it comes with a gun with which you can shoot yourself when you realize you saved a penny to get the cardboard version. Happy gaming! ^_^

I wish I could time-warp to Sunday. Specifically, the immediately upcoming Sunday at noon, Central Standard Time.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. At that exact same moment you warped yourself, a truck rammed into you.

I wish I can get a better PC than the one I'm using now.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Your mom came and confiscates your new computer, stating that you should spent more time on your studies instead of just playing around.

I wish there ain't such thing call an assignment.

[Fett One]

Granted it is now called home work

I wish minimium wage was raised to $10

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted but in order to earn that money, you must past a series of back-breaking, agonizing, painful tests.

I wish that everybody's dreams came true.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. And since wishes are basically dreams, all their wishes are granted as they were listed here.

Congrats, you've just killed everyone whose wishes I've ever twisted. Some of them multiple times!

I wish I could order pizza from Papa John's for free whenever I wanted it.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the free pizza quiality is really bad

I wish I had some more Bleach episodes ^_^

[Dark-San]

Granted. But all the episodes turn out to be Naruto Shippuuden episodes in disguse under the name 'Bleach'.

I wish there are more anime spring releases this year.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. They're all sequels to "Puni Puni Poemy" and are so terrible that you involuntarily pull out your lungs through your nostrils. (That's fatal, by the way.)

I wish that my "waterproof" watch actually was waterproof. (It was flooded earlier this year. BY THE RAIN.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the peace isn't for this world its for Pluto....

I wish for some more pizza

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. *begins injecting extra-large pizza directly into your carotid artery* Have fun watching your vascular system explode!

I wish I could get an A on the exam I have in four hours.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it gets destroyed in a Big fire, then it floods again

I wish for people that wouldn't :emo:

[Dark-San]

Granted. Hence they go off to another find another partner that wishes to commit sucide too. After which, they both took out a knife and murder each other at the same time.

I wish that the universe is not as complicated as it seems.

[Fett One]

Granted but it becomes so simple that no one likes living in it so they all commit suicide

I wish people would stop dying in this game

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it becomes so overpopulated that the game can't handle all the people so it has to shut down.

I wish that I had a dragon, a basilisk, a phoenix, threstal and a centaur.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they all have a big grudge free for all match and the winner gets to eat you

I wish for some chocolate cookies

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You just eat your computer.

I wish we could have a negative postcount.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But it is a stupid idea since a negative postcount would make you feel less superior than those who had just join and haven't post a thing yet.

I wish Mikachu Yukitatsu would shave bald.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I wish I was friends with Midna (seriously, she is Link's Best Partner of all time. Plus she has an awesome personality. She makes Navi and the others look like amateurs.)

Granted, but Navi kills you.

I wish Mikachu Yukitatsu would shave bald.

Hm, I actually shaved bald on the 10th of September 2001. The following day airplanes crashed into Pentagon and WTC.

I wish Dark-san never wished that one.

[darktyranitar]

Granted. His head will be so shiny that it blinds anyone who runs into him. And you'll be the first one to be blinded.

I wish people would be a lot more active at the RPG board.

[Fett One]

Granted but they become so active that no one can keep up with whats going on

I wish that friends never fight

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since they never argue and make up, they will stay mad at each other and soon no longer be friends anymore.

I wish decisions could be solved in a non-violent way.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Everyone dies the Mahatma Gandhi way, straving and torturing themselves without the access of food, just to show that they are right.

I wish my fish could fly!

[darktyranitar]

Granted. It will fly outside, and met an unfortunate end inside a cat's mouth. Bye-bye, fishy.

I wish my cat won't eat so much.

[Fett One]

Granted, it stops eating all together and dies of starvation

I wish there were no homeless people

[Dark-San]

Granted. Your government decides to build them luxurious homes with all of their asset, leaving the economy in ruins.

I wish to have world peace.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But your professor confesses that the 'A' does not belong to you but your worst enemy.

I wish the results would be outstanding for Crazy Elf Boy.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted....but...Man i wish this was easier......I accidently do some thing is minutly not to your liking

I wish that wish was easier to twist without it affecting me

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but someone will misread the message and cause total harm to you in very violent manners.

I wish that the upcoming The Golden Compass movie doesn't suck.