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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted - you spend several grueling weeks making it to the final round, and then you lose.

    I wish two more people would join my RPG.

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    Granted, however the new people are so bad at role play, everybody else leaves and you have to shut it down.

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    Granted, but the moment a person sees you talking to the animals, they will think you are insane and have you commited.

    I wish that they made better reality shows. (I mean there are no really GOOD reality shows today.)
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    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Granted but the show does so well that it ends up being aired on every single network 24/7, making it the only show that people can watch

    I wish everything was free
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    Granted, but people will then die, as their life are also "free".

    I wish I own a Jigglypuff that wouldn't put me to sleep.
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    Granted. Instead it slits your throat at night.

    I wish I had gills.
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    Granted, but you don't have lungs anymore and you're nowhere near a body of water.

    I wish for universial peace
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. You will find out that you have to die first.

    I wish World War Three won't happen.
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    Granted. Before it can occur, a cult unleashes a deadly virus that destroys all humanity.

    I wish that I had a trash bag to put in my trash can.
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    Granted but someone steals your trash can and you can't just leave the trash bag out on the sidewalk or you will get fined.

    I wish I could ride every ride at the fair.
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    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Granted but you get sick from riding so many rides that you end up throwing up on the person sitting next to you on very last ride you decided to go on

    I wish to own an imax theater
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but your eyesight will worsen due to the prolonged exposure to the bright light of the imax theater.

    I wish I could come up with a better avatar.
    Please take it easy~

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted; this becomes your avatar:



    I wish I could impersonate voices perfectly.

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    Granted but the voices you impersonate are really really really really annoying voices.

    I wish that they didn't make such BAD games.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but they'll make TERRIBLE games.

    I wish the next poster won't just change my word to twist my wish.
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    Granted, your word won't get changed but you can't remember what the word is, so you spend so much time trying to remember it that you don't notice the car that is speeding right towards you, which ends up hitting and killing you, so you die never getting the chance to remember what the word is

    I wish Optimus Prime and Megatron will become best friends
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    Granted but a greater enemy will come along and crush them both.

    I wish that our planet was a lot larger so it could contain more people, plants and animals.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but you will find that it will take you longer than usual to go place... since the planet is now a lot bigger.

    I wish Fett wasn't so evil.
    Please take it easy~

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, I become even more evil by nuking your hometown and turning everyone into radioactive zombies

    I wish holodecks were real
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    Granted, but all of them came with the safety features off and when you enter a dangerous situation, you are mortally wounded.

    I wish I could win an Oscar or an Emmy.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Granted. You received it for a special award of "worst actor of all time".

    I wish I could own a tame cheetah.
    Please take it easy~

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    Granted. But you forget to feed it, so it kills and eats you based on its nearly-suppressed survival instincts.

    I wish that I had a million dollars.
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    Granted but the lawyers say that you will get one dollar for each year meaning that it will take you a million years to get the whole total. By then, you will expire before you can get the entire amount.

    I wish that the new Pokemon Series got the original voice actors back instead of having these horrible voice actors.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Granted but every tv in the world breaks at the same time making you unable to watch it

    I wish animals could talk
    1) There's no excuse for laziness, but I'm working on it!
    2) I will live forever or die trying
    3) It's only funny until somebody gets hurt...............then it's hilarious



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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, but they will tell everyone your dirty, deep, dark secrets.

    I wish I have a banana with me right now.
    Please take it easy~

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    Granted, but it will be cursed but it comes with a free frugert ... which is also cursed which comes with toppings which is also cursed. (Sorry, I had to use that line from the Simpsons Treehouse Episode.)

    I wish there was no such thing as bad luck.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted - now, everyone in the world who has and will ever have bad luck instead has no luck at all, thus nullifying your wish.

    I wish I could go to school only when I felt like it and still get good grades.

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    Granted, your now an decent hacker. You use these new skills to change your grades. But you get caught by both your parents and the government hacking into the school servers, in the middle of changing your grades.

    I wish that I could have cool superpowers.
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    Granted, but your superpower are so cool that everytime you use them, it drains a bit of energy and if you use too much of your powers, you will go into a coma.

    I wish I could be a guest star on Desperative Housewives.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Granted but you have no lines and your character dies after only 5 seconds of screen time

    I wish to visit other planets
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    Granted, but you are cursed in that every planet you visit ends up suffering some sort of horrible disaster, and the planets without life somehow are destroyed after you leave by some quirky incidient. Word goes around the universe and you become hated by all.

    I wish I could understand how other creatures feel.
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    Granted, but your empath powers are so connect when they feel pain, you feel pain. Especially when it is pain that is so painfully that you wish you could die.

    I wish I could have a planet all to myself.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted, no one lives on the planet but you and you eventually go insane from the lonliness

    I wish my dad will finally give in and let us get a dog
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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted - he takes you to a Manhattan street corner and buys you a hot dog for $3.50.

    I wish I had a million Spanish doubloons.

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    Granted, but there are really dark chocolate rapid in gold tin-foil that looks like a Spanish doubloon ... and it isn't really good chocolate ... and you will get a terrible stomachache after eating all the chocolate.

    (See, no dying.)

    I wish I could participate in a cool RPG where anything can happen (which does not include anybody dying ... which I am exempt.)
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Granted - you're now a part of 'It Sucks to be Us!,' created by Mystic_clown, but since you're already signed up there, your new sign-up is ignored and you are demoted to janitorial work as punishment for trying to sign up again.

    I wish the next person to post here didn't post here.

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    Blademaster, I liked your response to my wish.

    Granted but then this game comes to an end since no one else can post after you so your wish gets ignored so that the game can continue

    I wish people never ever broke the rules in PCG (coughBlademastercough)
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    Granted, but since nobody breaks the rules, this place is really really dull.

    I wish something exciting would happen every single day.
    Fritz: So, Prue, I hear your friend’s a cop.
    Prue: Inspector, actually.
    Fritz: Oh, yeah. (to Andy) Well, I got these parking tickets...
    Andy: Yeah, my focus is mainly homicide, robbery.
    Fritz: Yeah. Yeah. So I have these parking tickets...

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Quote Originally Posted by Fett One
    Blademaster, I liked your response to my wish.
    Thank you.

    And I have never broken a rule at PCG - I merely exploit loopholes in the rules just like I do with the wishes in this game, like so:

    Granted - everyday, thousands of people die, thousands more are born, there are fires, floods, storms, avalanches, earthquakes, and explosions, billions of dollars are received and spent, millions of mosters of steel and glass thunder across thousands of miles of interconnected pathways, thousands of miles of land are stripped, crushed, and cleared aside, and a big ball of fire appears in the sky, only to go away and be replaced by a much smaller and more insignificant ball of reflective rock surrounded by darkness later on before the entire process repeats itself. If all that isn't exciting, your expectations of excitement are too high.

    I wish I had the day off again tomorrow.

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    Default Re: <Game> Twisted Wishes v.3 (M.A. LV)

    Granted. No employer would deny you leave to go to your own funeral.

    ...What do you mean, you're not dead? *pulls out gun and fires* ^_^

    I wish that someone would bring Blademaster back from the dead.
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