Game: Whack-a-TPMer v.3 M.A. T_M_L

[Shadow Wolf]

(How on earth did I ever get that many posts, anyway...?)

WARNING!!! WAR OF THE FORUMS SPOILERS!!!!!


*breathes deeply*


Well, according to a comment made by Martin (aka: dratinihaunter13, represented by Sarutobi, the Third Hokage of the Naruto Series) while conversating with Brian (aka: mr_pikachu, represented by Shinji Ikari, of the Neon Genesis Evangelion saga) on the sixth panel of the second page of the famous comic known as War of the Forums, published on April 6, 2007 at 8:42PM says:


*breathes again*

"This from the guy who insist on posting in every single topic..."

Copyright ©2007 War of the Forums, a fic made by Brian(mr_pikachu) on the board Fanfiction on The Pokemasters Forums. All rights reserved.


*After hearing this, darktyranitar's brain explodes while trying to analyze every word said by shinypkmnchaser*

*insert any funny title here, Please!* whack

[Master of Paradox]

A cold wind blows, heralding the beginning of massive changes. As it blows across the land, a man rides on its crest. This man is the Master of Paradox.

Mr. Pikachu looks up from his keyboard, hearing the wind outside his window. As he opens it, his jaw drops.

Appropriate reaction, but bad timing - for he ends up swallowing about 10 feet of snow as the storm crashes into his house.

Winter in Minnesota Whacked.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Master of Paradox, it is your turn.

"So you are the master of everything, eh Master of Paradox?" Inferno_Dragon asks.

"Yep, there is nothing I can't beat."

*The two TPM members are at an arcade. They are both drinking Root Beet Floats. Inferno_Dragon stares at Master of Paradox like he doesn't believe him.*

"Fine, then you won't matter if you compete in a round of DDR." Inferno_Dragon.

"DDR? That's easy. I could beat you on that game with eyes blindfolded." Master of Paradox says.

"Oh, I never said I was your competitor. The person that arrived just now is." Inferno_Dragon said pointing behind him.

"It can't be. How did you ... " Master of Paradox said in disbelief.

*Master of Paradox turned around to see a figure with red hair, a weird symbol on his forehead, eye shadows and what looked like a gourd on his back.*

"Yes, that is Gaara .... of the Funk.*Inferno_Dragon said with a smirk.

*colors flash around the room and then you hear the phrase "Gaara of the Funk." Master of Paradox is trying to back away but Gaara of the Funk rushes up to him.*

"Are you trying to chicken out? You said you would a compete in a round of DDR?" Gaara of the Funk said.

"Okay!" Master of Paradox said nerviously.

*A hour later, Master of Paradox is collapsed on the floor while Gaara is doing a small victory dance. Gaara of the Funk turns to Master of Paradox. You can see him smile.*

"Please leave me alone!" Master of Paradox says.

"You lost and you have to pay the price! Funk Coffin!"

*Sand starts to surround Master of Paradox. He is encased in the sand. With one gesture, Gaara of the Funk causes the sand coffin to collapse within itself and specks of blood fly everywhere. Both Gaara of the Funk both have umbrellas that appeared mysteriously.*

"Thanks!" Inferno_Dragon said.

"No problem! No I have to get back to hunting down and killing Sasuke." Gaara of the Funk said as he left the building.

Master of Paradox, you have been whacked by Gaara ... of the Funk.

*Lights flash and again you hear "Gaara of the Funk."*

(Yes, I used a character from Naruto the Abridged Series and yes, I only used the action whenever Gaara of the Funk's name is said. I think it only counts where it is said not as a description ... I hope.)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Picks up a large blade razor and slashes Mr_pikachu with it*

haha I can't come up with anything witty to say after that whacked

[Master of Paradox]

(Author's note: the following whack means no offense to Crazy Elf Boy. It's just that I got Justice For All yesterday and, well...)

*Picks up a large blade razor and slashes Mr_pikachu with it*

haha I can't come up with anything witty to say after that whacked

"HOLD IT!"

The camera pans quickly over to a man in a blue suit, his hair in a style that can only be called "hedgehog-like". He pounds his hands on the wall in front of him.

"The point of Whack-a-TPMer is to perform these 'whacks' in as entertaining a manner, isn't it?" he asks.

Clutching the front of his shirt nervously, Crazy Elf Boy, in the witness stand, mutters, "Well... I guess..."

Pointing his finger, the man in blue shouts, "Then what excuse do you have for a lazy whack like-"

"OBJECTION!"

The camera whips over to a balding, nervous man in a gray suit, his glasses high on his nose.

"That's not the point of this game at all!" the nervous man yells in a rather high-pitched voice. "The point is just to 'whack' as many players as possible! Didn't you read the rules?"

Above both men, the judge nods. "I seem to recall reading that myself..."

As he adjusts his glasses, the balding man smirks, moving to tap the top of his head afterwards. A smug tone enters his voice as he adds, "Besides, creativity is hardly a hallmark of this game. Mr. Crazy Elf Boy can't be faulted for just going with the flow..."

The man with the hedgehog haircut steps back, beginning to sweat profusely. Dang it. He's got me on that one... How am I supposed to get out of it?

The camera moves to the man's other side, where a young woman in a medium's outfit taps his shoulder. "Nick," she whispers, "think about it. He's leaving out a very important fact..."

What is she referring to... Wait. WAIT!

"OBJECTION!" Phoenix yells, pointing dramatically at his opponent. "I refer you to some of the whacks put up by Blademaster and Shinypkmnchaser! Those things are practically little fanfics in themselves!"

The balding man lets out a yell and jumps backwards as though someone just slapped him.

Crazy Elf Boy winces as well, recoiling.

"The rules don't say you have to be elaborate," Phoenix continues, hands on his hips, "but nobody is going to complain if you are. By now we appreciate a little extra thought put into our whacks. If you're going to take the time to whack somebody..."

He leans in, and the camera does a close-up on his face, speed lines rushing past it.

"Then get creative!"

Crazy Elf Boy swallows hard, and then his eyes roll back in his head before he passes out.

The judge blinks,and then mutters, "Well, I think that settles this case..." He brings his gavel down.

Phoenix Whacked, Ace Attorney.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Master of Paradox, you are next ... by the way nice whack. Haven't played the games but I hear they are quite interesting.

*Master of Paradox walks into a empty warehouse. It is so silent that you could probably hear a pin drop. Suddenly, there is the sound of a pin dropping.*

"Well, that myth is plausible."

"What myth? You just wanted to drop it in a quite room.""

"Oh sure ruin my fun."

*Master of Paradox turns around to see Adam Savage and Jamie Hyneman. They are walking over towards him. Why they are here in the first place, who knows?*

"I know you two. You do that show on Discovery Channel .. what was it called? Oh yeah Mythbusters. You two must enjoy your work." Master of Paradox says.

"Yeah, we do." Adam says.

"If we are going to bust a myth, then we have to bust it in style. And we might get to explode something." Jamie says.

"So what are you doing here? Are you testing out a myth?" Master of Paradox asked.

"Yes, we are. We are testing the myth on how quick it takes to whack someone." Adam says.

"Wait a minute that's not a myth." Master of Paradox says.

"Well, according to the books, it is. So how shall we do? They are various methods." Jamie says.

"Wait a minute, aren't you going to test this myth on Buster?" Master of Paradox asks trying to draw the attention away from him.

"But that wouldn't follow the rules," Adam says, "wait a minute, I got it."

*Adam presses a button and a giant battering ram gets shot out the wall straight towards Master of Paradox. You hear a bone-crunching sound as Master of Paradox is rammed into the wall.*

"So what is our time?" Jamie asks.

"We are off by a second. So is this myth plausible?" Adam asks.

"Sure, it is. But we aren't done yet." Jamie says as they stepped out of the building.

*Jamie and Adam get far away from the building. Master of Paradox is trying to get up but he can't move. Jamie pulls out a device and presses a red button. Suddenly the building explodes which was caused by enough TNT to blow a small town.*

"Now the myth is plausible. It is always nice when we get to blow something up." Jamie says.

"Indeed. So let's celebrate this victory over a couple of smoothies." Adam says as the two walk to a nearby smoothie shop.

Master of Paradox, you have been whacked by the Mythbusters.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

A huge square block, about 20 meters tall, 5 meters thick, made of steel, appears in front of Inferno_Dragon.

The block has a familiar Chinese character, which we can divide in two parts. Below is the 'clothing' part, which comes from a picture of collar and sleeves, while above is the 'dragon' part, which comes from a picture of a creature with four legs, long tail, pointed nose and large ears. The head was later replaced (it is not clear whether deliberately or in error) by the 'needle' part, and the legs by the 'flesh' part. The 'dragon' part is used here phonetically to express 'fold'. The character originally referred to a type of burial garment with the collar folded over (in a special way), the folding having a certain religious significance. It still retains this meaning in Chinese, and in Japanese is very occasionally used in the associated sense of wearing double layers of clothing. It is not clear why such a complex character was chosen as a phonetic. The idea of religious ritual led to ritual and convention in a board sense, and eventually to the inheriting (something from the past). Attack stems form confusion with a now defunct character which combines the 'clothing' part with the 'grasp' part, the earlier form of which shows shackles and a kneeling person with outstreched hands.

Its Mandarin Chinese reading is xi2, Cantonese jaap6, Japanese ON-reading SHUU, and Japanese kun oso(u). It is used in compounds such as SHUURAI 'invasion', KYUUSHUU 'air raid' and SESHUU 'heredity'.

And this block falls over Inferno_Dragon, crushing him.

Inferno_Dragon, A Guide To Remembering Japanese Characters/Chinese Character Dictionary - whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

Smoke rising from his clothes, Master of Paradox rubs his eyes, groaning as he stumbles back into the lever room. Setting a foot against the console, he takes hold of a handle and gives it a good yank, starting an engine very far away...

0000000

Inferno Dragon wakes up in a darkened room, holding his head as he gets to his feet. He looks around, trying to figure out where the game has taken him now.

The lights slowly come up, revealing that he is standing in the heart of a wrestling ring. A crowd of unruly, tough-looking people are standing around the ring, waving weapons and shouting incoherently, volume beating content. The rest of the ring except for the area directly around Inferno Dragon is shadowy still.

A blur comes down from the ceiling, and then the Master of Paradox is crouched on the ropes, grinning in that psychotic manner he does so oftne. "Welcome to the Mad Gears Secret Arena!" he says, one hand on the ropes to keep him balanced.

"The what?" Inferno Dragon mutters, raising an eyebrow.

Holding up his other hand, the master continues, "Tonight you're going to be the chief entertainment for the Mad Gears gang over there. Tonight, it'll be you and an opponent of your choice in the center of this ring, fighting to the death."

Sweat beads on Inferno Dragon's head.

"Now, you have two options..."

The lights come up on the left side of the ring, showing a mountain of a man, seven feet tall and with muscles like tow cables. He wears a pink wifebeater and jeans, but somehow that doesn't seem laughable. He has an almost ridiculous amount of black hair, and does squats as he holds onto the ring ropes.

"That would be your first choice, Mr. Hugo Andore," Master of Paradox says. He then gestures to his other side. "Or..."

The lights on the left side of the ring come up, revealing that the other challenger is sitting against the turnbuckle. He wears sleeveless orange samurai armor, blue leggings, and a blue mask of a scowling face attached to his kabuto. Two katana rest on his hips as he looks up, arms crossed.

"That is your other choice, Sodom." Master of Paradox turns to Infero Dragon, grinning. "Pick."

Infero Dragon looks from one to the other, realizing there's no way this will end well.

That night, his corpse is tossed into a dumpster outside the arena.

Whacked Final Fight style.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Picks up a pair of defibrillator paddles and pushes them against Inferno Dragons chest*

LIVE DAMN IT LIVEEEEEE

Please revive this topic whacked

[Master of Paradox]

Having lost count, the Master of Paradox scratched his head, looking around the cobweb-infested topic. Adjusting his glasses, he sighed, and then picked up a broom.

He moved around the room, sweeping all of the dust and debris into a bag, and then swung the bag over his shoulder before heading outside.

0000000

There was a knock at Blademaster's door, and he picked up a short club, instantly on his guard. He pressed himself to the wall, slunk up to the door, and pushed it open.

No one was there.

Instinctively, he turned and swung the club behind him, but again no one was there. He swung the club towards the door again, but still no one was there.

"Damn. Normally they either do one reverse or a double-reverse," he muttered, setting the club down.

The instant he walked back to his room, however, the Master of Paradox was standing in it. He emptied the bag of dust over Blademaster's head, pulled it over him, and kicked him in the stomach.

"You... bastard..." Blademaster groaned.

"Like I haven't heard that before."

Topic Resurrection Whacked.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Crazy Elf Boy, it is your turn.

*Crazy Elf Boy is holding a package that was just delivered to him. It had no address but just a note attached to it.*

"Beware of the Splut! What is a Splut?" Crazy Elf Boy asked.

*Crazy Elf Boy opens the package and a mechanical hand throws a pie on his face.*

"Oh that's right. Splut means a pie is about to throw at you. Mmmm .... Boston Cream Pie." Crazy Elf Boy said.

*The door knocks and Crazy Elf Boy goes to investigate. There is a mailman with a letter. Crazy Elf Boy gives him a tip and takes the letter. The mailman leaves. Crazy Elf Boy steps outside and opens the letter.

"It says Beware of Giant Falling Spluts. Okay who sent me ... " Crazy Elf Boy said.

*Before Crazy Elf Boy could finish his sentence, a giant pie fell on him face down.*

Crazy Elf Boy, you have been Giant Splut-Whacked.

[Shadow Wolf]

Out of nowhere, shinypkmnchaser appears and grabs Magmar. Aftre this, shinypkmnchaser thinks of a weird place where a tropical breeze burst through the place and unique dancers have a good time. But in that place, a sudden infernal heat is rushing through.

Seconds later, shinypkmnchaser finds himself with Magmar at the Mauna Loa and shiny drops Magmar through the crater.

"It could have been worse" -shiny says- "A slow death by sharks on the Atlantic Ocean would have been much worse."

He then disappears into the unknown.

Jumper whacked.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Yay I have revived a topic score one for me

CEB | Giant Pie Monster
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!!!!!!| !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Man I hate that Pie Monster

Anyway I need to Whack some one aye, ok I choose Master of Paradox

*Picks up a Large barrel of GLOUSE (Haven't figured out what this stuff is yet)
and throws it on Master of Paradox*

"What the hell does this stuff do?" inquires Master of Paradox

"I dunno" replied CEB "But I bet it is going to be really hard to dry clean"

"Curse you CEB my best shirt is ruined" shouted Master of Paradox

Whacked by an imaginary item that I am not sure has ever existed or ever will

[Inferno_Dragon]

shinypkmnchaser, it is your turn.

"Why did I agree to wear this costume? And where is Inferno_Dragon?" shinypkmnchaser asks.

*shinypkmnchaser is wearing a Sandbag costume and is standing upon a platform behind him a giant strip with a bunch of signs. The last one he can see is 5,000 miles.*

"Hold your horses. I am here." Inferno_Dragon says as he climbs up onto the platform.

"Finally, but what is the bat for?" shinypkmnchaser asks.

"Never you mind, hey Yoshi. I need your assistance." Inferno_Dragon says.

"Wait Yoshi ... bat ... sandbag ... this can't be good." shinypkmnchaser says.

*Up hops Yoshi and he begins to flutter kick shinypkmnchaser a bunch of times. After both of them are exhausted, Inferno_Dragon gives Yoshi a basket of fruit. Yoshi walks off the platform eating the fruit. Inferno_Dragon powers up the bat and hits shinypkmnchaser so hard that he flies off so fast that he is a blur.*

"He is going, going, going .... "

*SMACK!!!!"

"Gone, well, I think just beat the record for this event." Inferno_Dragon says while smiling.

shinypkmnchaser, you have been Home Run Contest Whacked (with the help of Yoshi of course.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'm still alive!!!!

Mikachu Yukitatsu has forced Master of Paradox to take part in his Japanese lesson. It's time to teach some counters.

Mikachu Yukitatsu writes some kanji and roomaji on the blackboard.

"In Japanese, when we count humans, we must remember the irregular forms hitori, one people, and futari, two people. But when we have more people, it becomes easier."

"Sanjin no amerikajin, three Americans. Shichijin no samurai, seven samurai." Mikachu writes his examples.

"But you can also say sannin, right?" asks a female student.

Mikachu looks at his books and apologises. "I'm so sorry, of course it's sannin and shichinin, those are the correct forms."

Before the lesson ends, Mikachu asks all the students to give some feedback. He plays "VIVID" from Final Fantasy Unlimited while the students are writing. However, when Master of Paradox is leaving the class, he doesn't seem to give any paper. Mikachu notices this and says a magic word. Master Of Paradox transforms into a Chocobo and explodes right after!

Master of Paradox, Japanese course-whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

As his bruises healed, the Master of Paradox stood up, groaning. "Great," he muttered. "Two people to get revenge on and I'm not sure who to go after first. Damn choices." He takes a quarter out of his wallet, designates the sides and flips it. It lands in a coffee cup on the table in the office.

He blinks. "How the hell did that happen?" With a sigh, he heads into the bathroom, carefully drains out the (moldy) coffee, pulls the drain shut and dumps out the quarter. It comes out tails.

"That decides that," he says as he leaves the office, coffee cup in hand.

0000000

The interrogation room is designed to put suspects off their guard, and so it does here, as Mikachu Yukitatsu looks up from the table. "I don't even drink coffee," he mutters, drumming his fingers on the table.

"Don't give me that bull, Mikachu," the Master of Paradox says, twirling the cup around by its handle on one finger. "I saw what you did to me in that Japanese course. You're just the type to leave a half-empty coffee cup laying out for my quarters to fall into."

"That makes absolutely no sense!"

"Of course it doesn't. Have you forgotten my name already?" He lifts the coffee cup, and the screen cuts away for self-censorship purposes.

Unusual Things That Happened in Real-Life Whacked.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*Picks up the Master Sword and rams it though Mikachu Yukitatsu*

STOP USING FINAL FANTASY

AHHHHHHH

*runs off*

[Inferno_Dragon]

Crazy Elf Boy, you are next.

*Inferno_Dragon is in his kitchen opening up two packages. The first one is a Blendtec Blender and the other is the Amityville toaster that Foamy once had. Inferno_Dragon gave up his second Wii to Foamy. Inferno_Dragon didn't need it. It was collecting dust. Inferno_Dragon put in two waffles in it. Then he turned toward the Blendtec blender.*

"I know the guy that owns this thing puts weird stuff in it but I think I am going to try something normal." Inferno_Dragon says.

"Normal, you have a Blendtec blender and you are doing something normal with it."

*Inferno_Dragon turns around and sees Crazy Elf Boy. His hands are crossed.*

"Well, the videos say you aren't supposed to do what he does." Inferno_Dragon says.

"So what? Are you going to follow some rules? Do things without them. He hasn't done anything that stupid." Crazy Elf Boy said.

"You haven't seen the episode when he put 6 Bic Lighters in it." Inferno_Dragon said.

"Okay, but he hasn't done anything anything stupid since then." Crazy Elf Boy says and starts to rant.

*987 seconds pass by as Crazy Elf Boy continues to rant, Inferno_Dragon notices that two dead human hands had just popped out 6 seconds earlier. Inferno_Dragon takes the human hands and whacks Crazy Elf Boy on his hand. Crazy Elf Boy hits the ground. Then he uses a remote control to eject Crazy Elf Boy out of his house.*

"Now I think I will make a strawberry chocolate mint milkshakes. Now let's get to work." Inferno_Dragon says.

Crazy Elf Boy, you have Dead Hand Whacked. (Got to love that toaster.)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

*Picks up the Master Sword and rams it though Mikachu Yukitatsu*

STOP USING FINAL FANTASY

AHHHHHHH

*runs off*

Crazy Elf Boy hears a sound of a fast gallop from a distance.

"I hope it isn't Odin with his horse. This is Mikachu's whack after all." he thinks.

But when the rider and the horse come in his sight, he sees that it's Link, from The Legend of Zelda, with his horse, Epona!! Link comes to CEB, dismounts Epona and draws his sword.

"So I'll have to face Link. How original." Crazy Elf Boy says. He draws his own sword and easily defeats Link. CEB survives with just a few minor wounds.

Suddenly, Crazy Elf Boy hears singing in Latin language.

Sors immanis
Et inanis

"Hmph! That's from Sephiroth's song in FFVII. No surprise." mutters CEB.

However, when Crazy Elf Boy looks around, he notices there's Super Mario walking towards him! Mario is carrying a radio.

"Hello Crazy!" greets Mario. "In case you are wondering, I am listening to opera instead of regular Mario music for a change. I like Carl Orff's Carmina Burana, especially the piece 'O Fortuna'!!"

Those who don't know, that's where Nobuo Uematsu took the lyrics from. In any case, Mario now tries to jump and smash CEB's head, but the elf dodges. Mario doesn't notice a nearby chasm and falls.

CEB continues his journey. He comes across a black silhouette of a large structure complex. "Looks a bit like Midgar..." he says.

"No, this is Rupture Farms." explains a Slig straight from Oddworld Inhabitants' games. Slig fires some rounds on CEB, who uses his sword as a shield. Suddenly, Slig walks to the same chasm as Mario before. "Did you like my little joke?" asks a Mudokon.

Just then, a mist falls and covers the landscape. "This reminds me of Final Fantasy IX, I think...." CEB remembers. But then he hears a human voice.

"Nice Mist, Articuno! Then, use your Ice Beam!" Crazy Elf Boy has just enough time to cover himself with his sword again, before the ice hits him!

"What next?" wonders Crazy Elf Boy and notices a strange violet or pink thingy. "Looks like a Draw Point." he says. "Perhaps I can use Mikachu's Final Fantasy obsession against him."

As Crazy Elf Boy is coming closer, he is amazed by a a girl in a Japanese school uniform to whom the strange violet or pink thingy changes!! It's Kasumi from Dead Or Alive series!

"I found this kind of entrance cool! It looked like a Draw Point from FFVIII, but I created it myself using my shinobi skills!" Kasumi tells and now it's her turn to attack CEB. However, she doesn't have time to do anything because somone throws a grenade!

"Oh great. There come the Shinra Soldiers." mutters CEB. But it's none other than Sarge from Quake III Revolution! Sagre is armed with a Grenade Launcher and a Railgun. Crazy Elf Boy dodges some bullets but is wounded by the last one, being exhausted after all the battles.

"I am quite sure this isn't all." thinks CEB when he hears a sound of a motorbike. "I wonder if that's Cloud's Motorbike..."

But it isn't Cloud, it's Mikachu Yukitatsu riding a motorbike from MotorStorm! Being a poor driver, Mikachu knocks CEB over, apologizing.

Crazy Elf Boy, whacked by some videogames other than Final Fantasy.

[Master of Paradox]

And as the final strike to Crazy Elf Boy...



Sir, you are officially Ginyu Turk Whacked.

[Shadow Wolf]

Sorry for excessive use of this, but it's part of the whack. (MOP-Master of Paradox. ME-shinypkmnchaser)



MOP ME


ME


ME MOP


ME


Smiley whack.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

In the skies of Haapavesi, a town in Oulun Lääni (Oulu Province), Finland, is flying a dragon. The dragon looks terrifying, as if it came straight from Hell. That's probably why they call him Inferno_Dragon.

Inferno_Dragon has just destroyed some buildings for fun, among others a local bar named Tähtipyörä. He is flying above a shop called S-Market, or 'Sokkari', if you will, when he hears a cry.

Inferno_Dragon looks to the right and notices another dragon, a white one. The white dragon drinks some water from the lake Kirkkojärvi and spits it out as snow and ice.

"At TPM, Mikachu once said yuki is snow and tatsu dragon. That must be him." thinks Inferno_Dragon.

The tourists who have come to swim to Kylpyläsaari, the island in the middle of Kirkkojärvi, look at the two dragons batlling, in fear.

Inferno_Dragon spits fire on Mikachu Yukitatsu, who dodges. The flames reach a school below them, namely Haapveden Yläaste and Haapaveden Lukio. Some students and teachers escape from the burning building. "Has the teacher done something in the Chemistry class?" wonders one student.

The dragons head towards Eskolanniemi and then to one of the world's biggest peat plants, Fortum's reactor in the other side of Kirkkojärvi. Mikachu spits ice on I_D and and I_D spits fire on Mikachu. Then Mikachu swings his tail, hitting I_D, who falls over the power plant. The pipe pierces Inferno_Dragon's heart!

Inferno_Dragon, Haapavesi-whacked.

[Knight of Time]

Knight of Time: Hmm, it's been a while, eh Blademaster?

Blademaster: Why yes KOT, it sure has, how you doing?

Knight of Time: Oh, one of my experiments just went wrong lately, I was cloning Pokemon one day for experimental purposes in one of the games, when all of a sudden, the process started to clone me instead of the Pokemon, so here, meet my twin brothers.

Knight of Time #2: Are you Blademaster?

Knight of Time #3: How did we learn Double Team?

Knight of Time #4: That's a Pokemon move, stupid, humans can't learn Pokemon's moves...

Knight of Time #5: ...unless they somehow could turn into a Pokemon at will.

All of my clones then suddenly disappear, making you confused for a moment before fainting.

Ever watched the Ralph Wolf/Sam Sheepdog cartoon where Ralph encounters Sam's entire family? If not, you just got Family Whacked, much like poor Ralph did there.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

*stabs Knight of Time with a knife*

Knight of Time, puukkojunkkari-whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

The earth begins to shake, and Louis looks up from his monitor, wondering what that noise is. It shakes harder, and he holds onto his computer, trying to keep it from falling off the table.

The shaking grows ever stronger, and just when he fears his house will fall to pieces, it stops. Confused, he gets up and looks around.

There comes a knock on his door, and he goes to answer it.

Standing outside is a tall, thin man with black tattoos on his shoulders and arms. He has wild blue hair and wears red, slashing sunglasses, with a red cape on his back and black pants.

"You!" he shouts, pointing dramatically.

"Y-Yes?"

"I understand you've used a lot of smilies lately. Do you think that makes you a man?!?"

"N-No..."

"Don't interrupt me! The great Kamina-sama... is me!" A red aura begins to flicker around Kamina, as he puts one foot on the doorway. "WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?"

The aura bursts outwards, and Louis is consumed by Kamina's sheer awesome.

Tengen Whacked Gurren Lagann.

[Knight of Time]

'dons a disguise of a famous actor from the movie School of Rock'

Master of Paradox, I have been getting reports from your fellow musically inclined classmates that your music in my classroom is much too loud for anyone to hear, so I'm afraid I have to tell you to keep it way down, which blows, literally, since it's a tuba.

'several days pass...'

MASTER OF PARADOX! I warned you about playing your tuba too loud, you forced me to do this!

'with his strength, he drops the heavy tuba on top of Master of Paradox's head'

...Jack Black Whacked.

[Knight of Time]

Oh, Louis, you should be extra cautious when in a forest...I see five hives up in the trees, all of a sudden, an Earthquake from a Torterra suddenly shakes up all the trees, and...
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CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!

All five hives fall to the ground and burst open, revealing swarms of Beedrill who proceed to chase you away.

Swarmed and whacked!

lol, on a side note, this is almost like the effect that happens in Zelda 3 if you use the Quake medallion in an area with a tree containing bees, the trees are shaken by the medallion's effects, and the bees get mad.

[Inferno_Dragon]

It is your turn, Knight of Time.

*Knight of Time enters a cavern. There is supposed to be a rare treasure (Yes, I have used this scenario several times but this is different.) There are several traps to avoid but Knight of Time is the best. After avoiding several poison darts and almost falling into a pit of Arboks and Sevipers ("Indiana Jones isn't the only one afraid of snakes" Knight of Time says.) He reaches the treasure mount. Knight of Time pulls out a sack and quickly switches it with the idol. Suddenly, there is a click and Knight of Time sees a boulder rolling. Knight of Time runs as fast as he can. He exits the temple and gets in his car. He arrives at a camp.*

"Sir, here is the idol you wanted." Knight of Time says.

"This is the wrong idol. How can you be so stupid? Go back and get the right idol. There is a secret passage in the main corridor. You will know it when you find it." The cloaked man says.

*Knight of Time grumbles and heads back towards the temple. He enters it and see a series of pictures. After examining them, he figures out the pattern and presses the right button. Suddenly, the floor opens under him and he is dropped into a pit of snakes. It could be worse, Knight of Time says. That is until he shines his flashlight towards a sign on the wall. It says You are now in the pit of incredible poisonous snakes. Doom is upon you.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Knight of Time screams.

*A few minutes later, the cloaked man goes into the temple. He looks down into the pit and sees Knight of Time's body. He shakes his head and reveals his cloak. It is Inferno_Dragon.

"He look at the wrong wall. It was the left that had the key to the secret passage. Oops I guess I forgot to mention that. Oh well."

*Inferno_Dragon finished the pattern on the wall and a secret passage opens. With flashlight in hand, Inferno_Dragon walks down the stairs to behold his treasure.*

Knight of Time, you have been Indiana Jones Whacked.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

In a silent little town, Mystic_Clown is on the way home, to take shelter from a rising storm.

"Mystic_Clown..." he suddenly hears a voice.

When Mysitic_Clown turns to look, he notices that the sound comes from the sewers. Interested, Mystic_Clown opens a hatch and sees a funny-looking clown who has some balloons in the hand.

"What are you doing there?" asks Mystic_Clown.

"I live here. Don't you want to come here as well? You'll get a balloon if you come!!" requests the sewer clown.

"A balloon? Will they float?" asks Mystic_Clown.

"Oh yes. They all float. And soon you will float, too!" boasts the clown in the sewer.

Now Mystic_Clown notices something. This clown is Pennywise from Stephen King's book named 'It'! "Do you think I'm afraid of you? I'll kill you!" Mystic_Clown threatens.

"You will die if you try! Ha! Ha! You will die if you try! Ha! Ha! You will die if you try! Ha! Ha! You will die if you try! Ha! Ha!" laughs Pennywise.

Pennywise reveals his hands, which have big claws and tears Mystic_Clowen to the death.

Mystic_Clown, It-whacked.

[Knight of Time]

Inferno_Dragon, I'm starting to think you would be best suited for the hottest TPMer award here, literally, but, sometimes dreams have to be crushed, and what better, to try something new. I just met your cousin, Subzero_Ice_Dragon, and he always wanted to meet you, well, here he is.

'watches as Subzero_Ice_Dragon freezes Inferno_Dragon solid with ice breath -1000000 degrees Celsius, then smashes your severely frozen body into millions of pieces with his mighty tail'

Whacked and turned into ice cubes.

[Blademaster]

Actually, -1000000* C is not possible: Atoms cease to move at absolute zero, which is -273.15* C.

Sorry, Knight of Time, but you have been whacked. By the God of Random. With logic.

Oxymoron-whacked.

[Shadow Wolf]

*Yawn*, I'm going to rest for some time.

Master of Paradox-What are you think you are doing? Sleeping in the middle of a battle? Heh, no good!

*MOP rushes to shinypkmnchaser and punchs him, but at the instant that the punch touches shinypkmnchaser, an incredible force blows back MOP sending him flying into the horizon*

*1 hour later*

Louis-MOP, where are you? Hmm...guess he ran away.

SSBM rest-whacked

[Crazy Elf Boy]

*grabs a science text book and throws it at Blademaster*

............................... whacked

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

*a Formula 1 car knocks over darktyranitar*

darktyranitar, Malaysia GP-whacked.

[Master of Paradox]

At the office, Master of Paradox attempts to staple some documents together. He frowns as there is no result. Opening the stapler, he sees why - rather than press any into the paper, the stapler has broken several off the line at once, jamming it.

He shakes the staples out and tries again. The same thing happens.

Picking up his documents, the Master of Paradox heads out to where Knight of Time sits. Before the other man can react, he opens KoT's mouth, shoves the papers in it, and slams his jaws together. Satisfied, he leaves.

The-office-equipment-is-pissing-me-off Whacked.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Master of Paradox, it is your turn.

"Okay, I challenge you to a game. If I win, I may have to prize behind you in the secured door. If you win, you may claim the prize behind me in the secured door." Inferno_Dragon says.

"Please, I can beat you in my sleep. I can beat you with my eyes closed. I can beat you with one hand ... " Master of Paradox starts to say.

"Okay, I think I get it. You are skilled at most games. The game I suggest is Bakugan Battle Brawlers." Inferno_Dragon says.

"That game, please. A child could beat it. I will beat you so fast you don't know what will hit you." Master of Paradox says.

"Okay, let's go." Inferno_Dragon says.

*Time slows down around them. mr_pikachu is about to pull beat Blademaster in a Pokemon battle. Dark Sage has almost about to write the last sentence of his latest fanfic. And Crazy Elf Boy and Fett One are in the middle of a weird argument. Both Inferno_Dragon and Master of Paradox throw down two field cards.

.... Right now, Inferno_Dragon is down to his last Bakugan. And Master of Paradox is smiling.*

"I told you, I am the best. Now throw down a monster from your pathetic collection." Master of Paradox says.

"My collection has no pathetic monsters but it does have this monster." Inferno_Dragon says.

*Inferno_Dragon throws down a reddish ball and it gets into position. Suddenly, Drago appears on the field. Master of Paradox looks at it.*

"But how? Only Dan has it. Where do you get that monster?" Master of Paradox asked.

"Let's just say that Dan owed me a favor. Now Drago, finish this with Armageddon attack." Inferno_Dragon says.

"Wait a minute, that isn't one of ... " Master of Paradox is about to say but he is caught off.

*An gigantic explosion not only destroys Master of Paradox's Bakugan but destroys Master of Paradox as well. Inferno_Dragon presses a button and Drago transformes into a dark version of Dragon.*

"It has been a pleasure to serve you, master. If there are any more enemies you need destroyed, just call on me." The dark dragon says while bowing to Inferno_Dragon.

"Don't worry. You will plenty of chances to face off against my opponents ... just you wait." Inferno_Dragon says chuckling.

Master of Paradox, you have been Bakugan Battle Brawlers (Say that three times fast) Whacked.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

shinypkmnchaser is walking in a shop district of a town. He notices a completely new store, which has something like a spaceship in the backyard. Interested, shinypkmnchaser enters the store and notices a salesperson who has three eyes and five legs.

"Is that spaceship real?" asks shinypkmnchaser.

"Yes, this shop is called 'Spaceships For You'. You can buy that spaceship for only 50 bucks." replies the alien salesperson. "If it doesn't work, you'll get your money back."

"Hey at least it looks cool. If it doesn't work, at least I'll place it to my own backyard. I'll buy." shinypkmnchaser decides.

shinypkmnchaser hands the money, and enters the ship. He notices a manual in the cockpit and reads it. It looks easy and so he presses some buttons and the ship rises to the skies. He leaves the Earth in a second and, approaching the Moon, takes another look at the manual.

"Wormhole generator...it seems it's this button...I'll try..." reads and thinks shinypkmnchaser.

The space in front of the spaceship begins to curve strangely. Suddenly, shinypkmnchaser hears some laugh from the loudspeakers of the cockpit. "Ha, ha, ha, that's a black hole...".

"What a..." says shinypkmnchaser but never finishes the sentence because he is killed by the spaghetti function.

[Shadow Wolf]

After betting their respective stars, shinypkmnchaser and Knight_Of_Time are pitted in a duel.

The duel is about luck: Both players need to pick a single shadow tree.

The trees are shufled and the game begins. Both players pick their trees.

They climb the branches: one, two, three, four...

Knight of Time climbs the fifth step and reaches the top of his tree while shinypkmnchaser reaches the top only on his four step. Knight_Of_Time is the winner.

He proudly claims his two star, but suddenly, he feels the heat...

His tree burns and falls down... only to leave Knight of Time dizzy and down.

shinypkmnchaser smiles as his podoboo orb disappears.

MP-whacked.

[Inferno_Dragon]

shinypkmnchaser, it is your turn.

*shinypkmnchaser enters a room and Inferno_Dragon is standing in the middle of the room. A couple hours earlier, shinypkmnchaser received a message from Inferno_Dragon saying that he wants to challenge him to a duel. shinypkmnchaser thinks that this will be over in a matter of seconds just brings a pistol.*

"So you said you wanted to challenge me to a duel?" shinypkmnchaser asks.

"What? I didn't want to challenge you to a duel." Inferno_Dragon says.

"But the note says you wanted to challenge me to a duel." shinypkmnchaser explains.

"What? They messed it up. That's the last time I use that postal service." Inferno_Dragon says while growling.

"Then who do you want me to duel?" shinypkmnchaser asks.

"Her!" Inferno_Dragon says as a figure enters a room.

"You want me to challenge a girl with horns on her head? I don't understand but okay ... get ready girl I am ... " shinypkmnchaser starts to say but he is interrupted.

*Suddenly the girl with the horns starts to smile and invisible arms appear around her. shinypkmnchaser starts to fire at her but she dodges the bullets. Her arms or vectors grab shinypkmnchaser and start to throw him around. Inferno_Dragon heads out of the room before anything worse can happen. Suddenly, he hears a terrifying scream. Lucy the girl exists the room with blood covering her.*

"You didn't kill him, did you? I know that this is your job but I wanted him to feel extreme pain." Inferno_Dragon said.

"Don't worry. I didn't kill him. He will in extreme agony for the rest of his life." Lucy said.

"Then what is the red dots on your body?" Inferno_Dragon asked.

"Oh, I was holding ketchup packets on me for lunch with Kohta and shinypkmnchaser shot me a couple times though I was unharmed and the ketchup packets exploded. Fortunately, I know where I can get more." Lucy said.

"Here is your reward. Spend it on something nice." Inferno_Dragon says.

"I will, Inferno_Dragon. I will." Lucy said.

shinypkmnchaser, you have been Elfen Lied whacked.

[Knight of Time]

Sorry Louis, but only a moderator can say when a game has to stop (aka get closed, so that a new version can be made). Since we haven't gotten that far yet, I'm afraid I'm going to have to charge you with stopping the game too soon, or I would, if I was a police officer like my uncle.

Police-whacked.