[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Fett One]

Zaiphon, you have to wait two posts before you are allowed to post again


Granted, you are the god of ants.

I wish The Force would be with me.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it's the DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE. You stumble upon Jabba the Hut's place and fall into a pit.

I wish I got a change to watch the Star Wars Movies as a marathon, starting from Episode 1.

[Fett One]

Granted. You soar so high above the clouds that you pass out from the lack of air and plummet to your death.

I wish cell phone bills were cheaper.

[Fett One]

Granted. Now people complain when you post on TPM no matter what time of day it is.

I wish message boards never have flame wars.

[Fett One]

Granted. The tooth pain goes away but is replaced with severe migraines.

I wish there was more time during the day to get things done.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. The next day will have 24 hours and 1 second.

I wish I was funnier.

[Fett One]

Granted but it is so heavily edited that a 5 year old could watch it with no problems.

I wish Facebook would go back to the previous version.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but all the accounts get deleted in the process.

I wish my musical taste was more sophisticated.

[Shadow Wolf]

Granted! However your tastes become too sophisticated for everyone else to like and you end up liking music that everyone else hates.

I wish the heat wasn't as intense as it has been lately.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The heat begins to decrease so much, that instead of being really hot, it becomes really cold as a result, threatening to turn your town into something out of the Ice Age.

I wish I had an all-in-one device for making any kind of frozen treat.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. In the first episode, Captain Planet is trapped in another toxic acid bubble that prevents him from returning to the Earth to recharge (that was originally in the season 4 episode Future Shock), but this one ends up destroying him, thus making the new cartoon last for only one episode.

I wish I knew if the Wii Zapper is compatible on homebrew Wii emulators for games that require you to shoot at the screen to hit enemies (e.g. the SNES game Yoshi's Safari).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but the only way to find out that is to buy 1,000 Wii games, leading you to bankruptcy.

I wish Nightwish's upcoming album was better than excepted.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. They all are pure Poison types though, which unfortunately for you, prove to be real bad Pokemon to have around the place due to their toxic gases.

I wish that the next comedy show to come to my province would have a guest appearance by the duo of Wayne Brady and Jonathan Mangum.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The peace and quiet only happens when you're not reading the book.

I wish I had a trio of affordable, great quality poster frames for my new posters.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but they are so awesome that you'll never want to buy new posters anymore and are stuck with them the rest of your life. Everyone keeps asking "Why do you never change your posters?" and you get frustrated.

I wish working in the library wasn't so boring.

[Fett One]

Granted. Working there becomes so exhilarating that it causes the older employees to have heart attacks, which leads them to suing the Library, which in turn bankrupts it, thus putting it out of business, and you out of a job.


I wish to only work 20 hours a week but still get paid for 40 hours of work.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. As a result though, your employer makes you work much harder to get the higher pay.

I wish I had a digital cable box in my room with the same functionality as the one in the den area of my house, ready to watch all the extra channels on it.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but all those channels start showing only live footage from your least favourite videogame series.

I wish Pirate Party had a candidate in our Presidential Election.

[Fett One]

Granted but the candidate is an abusive alcoholic, so no one votes for him/her.

I wish it is impossible to get headaches.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. It becomes impossible to get headaches, but very, very possible to get aches elsewhere in your body, from your ears, to your stomach, to your back, you name it, you've got it.

I wish SOPA's plans were all countered this weekend and put out of commission.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but next weekend, even stronger measures take place.

I wish videogame producers always kept on supporting old systems even after new ones come out, and never stopped.

[Fett One]

Granted but everyone stops playing the old games/consoles, so the companies are spending money on support that is completely unnecessary and as a result go bankrupt and out of business.

I wish there was a cure for blindness.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

This is spooky, but my prediction about Knight of Time's wish about SOPA/PIPA actually took place! Anyway, to take advantage of the one-week rule:

Granted but the cure provides occasionally 'Dennoo Senshi Porigon'-esque flashing between red and blue which leads to epileptic seizures.

I wish my Facebook and TPM messages could never be deleted.

[firepokemon]

Granted but you don't get either a TPM or Facebook message for the next 20 years.

I wish my damn toothache from wisdom teeth would go away.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You figure out a way to enhance your laughing power, but it also ends up making you laugh so hard, that you end up crying non-stop and making people wonder what happened to your funny side.

I wish that it was impossible for me to drop my guard against the not-very-good or not-so-good surprises that might catch me off guard when I least expect it.

[firepokemon]

Granted but you actually got a mini theme park. So small the only things that could play on it were mice.

I wish my laptop was brand new again. It feels like its aged fast

[Knight of Time]

Granted. It becomes brand new again, but you begin to suddenly age so quickly, in a matter of minutes, you end up becoming an old man, now lacking computer knowledge so that the laptop is pretty much impossible for you to understand.

I wish I had a list of how many TPMers (still) go on Neopets these days.

[Zaiphon]

Granted , so we have our eyes hurt more.

I wish I was a goddess

[Leafeon]

I wish I was a goddess

granted but you're the goddess of death so no one will want to worship you

i wish i was a cute my little pony unicorn

[Zaiphon]

granted , people with annoy u and u have to eat grass

I wish i was the goddess of death

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but Light Yagami steals your Death Note.

I wish for a Sonic figurine.

[Zaiphon]

Granted , You will just lie there forever

I wish I was god

[Zaiphon]

oh sorry , neva noticed ^_^

granted . now there's nothing else on TV

I wish i were a eagle that soars beyond the clouds

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All your other bills become much more expensive, however.

I wish I was able to add some more TPMers as Neofriends.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but those members get so hooked on Neopets that they'll have no time for TPM.

I wish people didn't regard '4 AM' as 'in the middle of night' so that nobody complained if I wake up that early to post at TPM when Americans do.

[firepokemon]

Granted but the forums have spam wars.

I wish I had someone else to do the cleaning as I am really not in the mood today.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted I'll appear to your home and clean it. However, I pretty much believe you can't find anything you're looking for after I have put everything in its unusual place.

I wish I had a remote control to control everything in my life just like the one in the movie 'Click' except it only had the rewind effect, and its forward effect didn't work at all, for my own protection .

[Fett One]

Granted, but but the rewind button ends up sticking and causes you to end up in prehistoric times, with no way to get home since the fast forward button doesn't work.

I wish to be able to predict the future

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

One week rule!

Granted. You'll become able to predict when a 12-sided die gets 12. You won't be able to predict the other numbers, nor anything else.

I wish to know if God exists.

[Fett One]

Granted. They add nothing but poorly drawn trading cards.

I wish big corporations weren't so greedy.