You come to full consciousness, albeit with a nasty bruise, moments after your previous incident (at least you hope it was moments after). You turn on the closet's light and open the toolbox. You pull out an Old Soldering Iron.
FEATURE UNLOCKED!
You can now have a weapon! Since you have decided to have an Old Soldering Iron as your weapon, you can only use Soldering Iron-type weapons! The author recommends finding a transportable battery outlet.