[GAME] Twisted Wishes v.9 (LV Approved)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it will increase mental problems because so many people get frustrated trying to solve it in vain.

I wish people could have extra memory just like computers.

[Fett One]

Granted but like a computer, if you remove the memory you will lock up from not having enough

I wish it won't get too hot this summer.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. This summer ends up being perfect, temperature-wise, however, you end up having to deal with a LOT more mosquitoes.

I wish I wasn't so forgetful about things.

[BTPoke]

granted, you get to remember every excruciating detail of your birth, and every painful or embarassing detail of your life that you never remembered before.

I wish I had better writing skills

[Fett One]

Granted but your verbal skills decrease as a result.

I wish it is impossible to go blind.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. All the blind people in the world miraculously become able to see...except that the colours they see in everything around them end up becoming inverted, making it hard to tell things apart.

I wish there were some very effective, dynamo-powered (as in, not requiring a battery or the need to be plugged in, more as in the ones that you power by turning a crank repeatedly to generate power) versions of various favourite electronic devices.

[BTPoke]

granted, but you need to generate power for an hour for the devices to work for five minutes.

I wish I had enough money to get the Wii U

[Fett One]

Granted. You have exactly enough to buy a Wii but no games, making the Wii useless.

I wish Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes would get renewed for a third season instead of being canceled.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the third season has only 2 episodes, both of them lasting for 1:30 minutes only and the opening theme song takes 1:25 of them both, leaving only 10 seconds for the action.

I wish people could learn better from their mistakes.

[BTPoke]

granted, only two people learn better from their mistakes, and they're both people you will never know.

I wish for world peace (lol@generic wish)

[Fett One]

Granted but Earth becomes so peaceful that we are unable to defend ourselves from an alien invasion.

I wish Jedi were real.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. The Jedi become real, but all your family and friends become fictional, making it impossible for you to reach out to them.

I wish it was only possible to get a Game Over in video games by pausing the game and pressing a certain button or combination of buttons, rather than the conventional methods (losing all lives, losing all health, etc).

[BTPoke]

granted, but that button is the pause button, so you get a game over just by pausing a game (not too bad a punishment, but oh well)

I wish the hunger games was a thing, except no one could die in the hunger games.

[Fett One]

Granted but you have to compete in it against your friends and family.

I wish people never get amnesia

[Knight of Time]

Granted. Instead of anmesia, people end up remembering (and retaining) all of the bad and painful memories of their past (doesn't this sound familiar, BTPoke?).

I wish people wouldn't try to make similar sounding wishes in the same version of this game.

[BTPoke]

Granted, but soon people run out of ideas and the versions of each game end too quickly.

I wish people wouldn't try to make similar sounding twists in the same version of this game

I wish my brothers would stop stealing my money.

[Fett One]

Granted. They steal your cloths and food instead.

I wish everyday was like Christmas.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, outside, it's as cold as in North Pole in Christmas, a weather condition many people don't enjoy. Also, at this rate, everything will die on the planet since this applies to every single day in every single region.

I wish people were less interested in money.

[BTPoke]

granted, everyone is now more interested in food, and everyone gets incrediby fat (No american jokes please xD)

I wish I had artistic talent.

[Fett One]

Granted, you can now color perfectly in the lines.

I wish to own a fully functional robot that can obey my every command.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. During a thunderstorm however, the robot is struck by lightning and its electronic brain short circuits, making it uncontrollable and subsequently a worthy candidate for the junk pile.

I wish Penny Press (the puzzle book company) would start making volumes entirely consisting of diagramless fill-in puzzles (if anyone wants to know how these work, PM me or send me a visitor message).

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. All of the solutions are 1x1 grids.

I wish to be able to stop and restart the flow of time at will, with myself immune to the changes in time.

[Fett One]

Granted but doing this has a 98% chance of cause universe destroying paradoxes.


I wish cell phones were cheaper.

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. They are now ONE dollar cheaper!

I wish I had infinite money!

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. This causes infinite inflation. All your money is now worthless.

I wish that my dissertation was complete.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it only has random words in random order.

I wish for a Pokemon.

[Fett One]

Granted, you given a dunsparce doll.

I wish Mewtwo would show up in the Pokemon cartoon again for a brand new story arch.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Welcome to the Emo Mewtwo show! Where your favorite brooding legendary will whine about all the ills of the world, from his irrepressible loneliness to the undeniable fact that no one will ever, ever understand his plight.

I wish that we would have actually seen what Kurt did with the GS Ball.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. A new Pokemon episode airs where Ash, Dawn, and Cilan make a quick flight to Johto, where they find out Kurt no longer has the GS Ball.

I wish there was a game show special where the Zonk from Let's Make a Deal (current version) met the Whammy from the All-New Press Your Luck (2002-2003), and teamed up to create a hazard contestants would really have to watch out for (where getting a Whammy would steal all their cash and prizes and replace what they lost with Zonk equivalents).

[CaptainJigglypuff]

Granted. The Whammy steals the crdit YOU deserve for creating the game and becomes EXTREMELY wealthy while you end up bankrupt and literally living off of a dollar for a whole year and eat garbage for food.

I wish Joy Behar and Meredith Vieria would die a horribly gruesome death in a Jigsaw death trap!

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Your last post makes it look like you're the killer. Enjoy the death penalty!

I wish that my laundry would wash, dry, and fold itself.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but at the same time, it develops a will of its own and refuses to be wearable ever again.

I wish I could breath underwater.

[Fett One]

Granted, but you can no longer breath air, thus forcing you to live under water for the rest of your life.

I wish TV shows would end on top instead of waiting until they are horrible.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Every series ends immediately after its pilot episode.

I wish that the English version of the Pokemon anime would bring back the original voice actors (not just the narrator, although at least his presence is awesome).

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, the English version brings on the original JAPANESE voice actors pronouncing English with their own native accent.

I wish to live in a haunted mansion.

[Fett One]

Granted but the mansion is only haunted once a year on Halloween. The rest of the year it is an ordinary mansion.

I wish people wanting to conduct surveys would stop calling during dinner.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You get calls for surveys at every hour except for the dinner hour (you can consider yourself lucky for that, in a way).

I wish the TV on Demand feature of the main TV in my house had some game shows on it.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. Instead they come to your door in person and bang on it until you answer their questions.

EDIT: Whoops, I didn't see your post, Kyle. I'll twist your wish, too: Granted. Every game show is "free with subscription." That particular subscription costs an extra $5,000 a month.

I wish that I had more time for relaxation.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. From now on, your timetable will be full of different relaxing methods and you won't have time for anything else.

I wish to become the Prime Minister of Finland.

[Knight of Time]

Granted. You end up becoming the next Prime Minister of Finland, except that your reign only lasts for a minute.

I wish that this year's post count capsule topic in Mt. Moon would have at least twice as many posts as the first one by the time it is ready to be put in the Mt. Moon Archive forum.