<Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

[Fett One]

Granted but they agree to grant wishes to everyone but you

I wish the Phillies win the World Series tonight

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. But I don't know if I got it, however, with this wish, you have just given an impression that you live in Philadelphia and I'll come all the way to the USA to meet you. If I got this wrong and you don't live there, my journey is in vain and if I got this right and you live there, I come to visit you and there's always a negative twist when I come to the picture.

I wish for a cup of coffee.

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. The coffee is in your brain. Along with the cup. Did I mention that you're not breathing?

I wish for everyone in the world to experience love and peace.

[Fett One]

Granted but it only lasts for a few seconds. Knowing that they will never achieve that feeling again the world commits mass suicide.

I wish people could really have super powers

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but they become so ordinary that they lose their appeal.

I wish I could see the future.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but unfortunately, you can only see a bad future, not a good future.

I wish that other animals could be as intelligent as primates (yes, including humans).

[Fett One]

Granted but this causes all of the animals to become smart enough to realize how badly humans have treated them. This in turn makes them want retribution, which results in humans only being allowed to eat fruits and vegetables.

I wish there were enough jobs in the world for everyone

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but techincally that's already true. Or is it, I'm not quite sure. Anyways, every single citizen gets a job, but that includes also children, handicapped, people with mental problems, retired, even those who have no arms. The bad thing is that everyone is forced to do a task that may be beyond one's capabilites.

I wish Austrian ViceMaster Alex joined all of these great games we have here.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but he doesn't get to post enough in this game, oh well.

I wish that more celebrities would appear in future South Park episodes.

[Fett One]

Granted but all of the appearances are bad

I wish to own a brand new sports car

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it's so cool that you get a heart attack when you see it.

I wish for more space for PMs.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it only results in getting a lot more PMs, which makes your PM box full all the time.

I wish that you could get something you ordered from a website (e.g. EBay or Amazon) almost instantly after making the payment for it.

[Fett One]

Granted but more times than not the package arrives damaged

I wish someone would figure out how to preserve the heads of famous people so they can live on in a museum just like in Futurama

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but there's a huge dispute of who should be stored and who shouldn't then.

I wish Kenny from South Park made a guest appearance in Pokemon Anime. Silly idea, huh?

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but he ends up dying almost instantly after he appears.

I wish there were more video game crossovers (e.g. like the Mario and Sonic universes joining forces in Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games).

[Fett One]

Granted but then we end up with games like Duke Nukem Meets Pokemon and Animal crossing vs Street Fighter


I wish tv shows would do more crossovers with other tv shows

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. But first, they make a TV series about Duke Nukem. Then one day, I invte you to my place to watch a tv series crossover with me, one I like very much. But you figure out it's called 'Duke Nukem Meets Pokemon'.

I wish for a book on TPM history.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but when it comes out, its cost will be so expensive, you'd have to win at the lottery a lot (and I mean, a lot) in order to buy the book.

I wish that shovelling snow could help to make it melt faster.

[Fett One]

Granted, but it only speeds things up by a few minutes.

I wish snowmen were real people

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the quickly melt in the hot sun leaving you down 1 wish

I wish I had the best collection of stuff in the world

~CEB

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You now own the world. In the next ten seconds, someone will kill you and steal your prized collection.

I wish that Static Shock hadn't been canceled before the final season.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. But incidentially, you mr_pikachu will have your own TV show too. It's a success and you work so hard for the final season and it's going to be awesome, the best season ever, but the stupid TV company cancels it instead and nobody will know how great your final season would have been.

I wish there was a good comedy TV show with I and my TPM friends as actors.

[Fett One]

Granted but no one on the show gets paid

I wish to have the best entertainment center in the world

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but then it gets destroyed by angry citizenz when they find out that you use slave labour to power your electricty.

I wish to have a giant muffin

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it's The Muffin Man, an ancient TPMer.

I wish everything I did was legal.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but as a result, your actions cause all laws to cease to exist, forcing all the police officers in the world to go out of business, and allowing every criminal to commit crimes without ever having to worry about being arrested.

I wish that the snow on the ground was replaced by ice cream.

[Fett One]

Granted but since it's on the ground the ice-cream has dirt and bugs on it.

I wish that people never got headaches

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but now everyone sits by their computers all day and night because they don't get a headache. What's more, the coffee market collapses.

I wish for a friend.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but it is an imaginary friend who no one can see and will all think your crazy

I wish that dogs could talk

[Fett One]

Granted but they only have bad things to say

I wish tv shows were always new

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it makes every TV show get only one episode and that only episode always ends in a phase that irritates us very much.

I wish Blademaster's One-Year Topic wasn't a fiasco.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted it isn't a fiasco but it is now a huge big thread of weirdness and colourfulness to be sure I think I know what a fiasco is but I am too bored right now and lazy so I think I should stop talking now.

I wish I wasn't bored

[Fett One]

Granted but now you have more fun than you can shake a stick at.

I wish the government would pay all of the expenses for a yearly TPM BBQ, that way we can all get together once a year and it won't cost any of us anything.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. The goverment affords it all. Even other countires agree with the deal. The Prime Minister of Finland, Matti Vanhanen, the Minister for Finance and Deregulation of Australia, Lindsay Tanner and other politicians whoever were against it are overthrown. But that's not the negative effect. With governments of the world paying for TPMers' travel expenses, about 80,000,000 people around the world try to register to TPM at the same time to get a free trip to a country where the meeting is held. Additional 20,000,000 people try to register, too, just because they want to protest. Even Matti Vanhanen is with them and he spams, spams and spams. Our beautiful forum is destroyed.

I wish I knew if it's legal to use those persons' real names in this post.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, it isn't so you get put in jail for using them in an online situation

I wish I could find anything anywhere

[Fett One]

Granted but you end up finding things you were better off not finding.

I wish nuclear weapons didn't exist

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. Read it and you'll know what happens then.

I wish trains were always in time.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, now every other type of public transport is always late

I wish I could drive anything I wanted

[Fett One]

Granted but you have to pass 100 driving tests first

I wish more western (cowboys) movies were made

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but they present a Heavy Metal version of The Good, the Bad and the Ugly theme and it sounds so great your ears explode.

I wish for a good eraser that actually works and doesn't litter the paper.