<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 4 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Run away with the money and get busted afterwards.

What would you do if you could explode like a Voltorb, meaning you could just faint afterwards?

[Cirrus]

I would explode every night before I went to bed.

BTW, I approve of this thread. d('.'d)

[Fett One]

Since Cirrus didn't ask a question, I will pick up where Mikachu left off.


Use it as a way to defend myself against people


What would you do if you developed ESP?

[Knight of Time]

Extrasensory perception? I'd try to use it to see if I could help police departments solve some tough cases that they were having a lot of difficulty with.

What would you do if your horoscope told you for days that you had to defer to others?

[Shadow Wolf]

Stay at my house and try to speak to nobody (even my parents).

What would you do if you had the ability to touch somebody and make them fall in love with you.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Touch a certain girl and find the world with a fulfilled dream.

What would you do if an alien came from space, threatening to kill everyone on Earth unless you post 40,000 TPM messages during the following day?

[Fett One]

Spam the board like crazy.

What would you do if TPM was shut down permanently?

[Knight of Time]

I'd just move on.

What would you do if you played a new video game where touching any enemy would result in a Game Over, forcing you to start over from your last save slot if you got Game Overed?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Give the game to someone who usually beats me, then watch him or her getting furstrated for a change.

What would you do if your cat could talk?

[Fett One]

Go to Hollywood and make a fortune from having the only talking cat in the world.


What would you do if your home became infested with garden gnomes?

[Knight of Time]

Take them all outside and make sure they don't take up any space in my house. Anything in my house that doesn't belong indoors would likely have to be taken out pretty quickly.

What would you do if you were playing one of the other games here and mistakenly posted a question for this game in another game by accident?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Edit it quickly so that I can sleep better the following night.

What would you do if you knew how to use Kamehameha?

[Fett One]

Use it for self defense purposes only.

What would you do if pokemon were real but pokemon battling is illegal?

[Blademaster]

Catch my dream team and get a job with them helping me.

What would you do if a mysterious man in a black suit and hat stalked you wherever you went and nobody else could see him/find him?

[Knight of Time]

I'd spray him with a vial of a really sticky substance so that anyone would be able to find him, then I'd get the police to subdue him, carefully of course.

What would you do if you ended up lost in a maze where the walls were all made of prickly cactus plants?

[Fett One]

Avoid touching the walls


What would you do if you could turn yourself into any animal of your choosing?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd be something 'cute' like a bunny and find myself in women's laps!

What would you do if you were thrown into the same island with all the Pokemon Kanto Gym Leaders?

[Blademaster]

Team up with them and find a way off the island.

What would you do if you were a vampire?

[Fett One]

Enjoy the night life and sleep all day.

What would you do if the death of a loved one caused you to develop severe OCD?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Discuss with numerous persons who understand me, including doctors and medical help would be useful too. Perhaps a change in my medication would prove itself useful there.

What would you do if a UFO crashed on your backyard?

[Blademaster]

Try and find a way to get rich off of it.

What would you do if a total stranger of the opposite orientation as you came up to you and proposed to you in the most elaborate way you can imagine?

[Knight of Time]

I'd thank her for all she did, but I'd politely decline the proposal, telling her I have no dating experience yet, and that a proposal now would be much too early for me.

What would you do if you were watching a game show and saw that someone appeared that looked a lot like you, but wasn't you?

[Fett One]

Find it amusing and tell my parents and friends about it.


What would you do if superheros and super-villains were real and their fights kept destroying various buildings in your neighborhood?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Tell them to learn something from Dragonball Z where the big fights take place in deserts.

What would you do if I appeared on your doorstep with a long list of various 'What would you do if'-questions?

[Shadow Wolf]

I'd first welcome you to my house, make you come in, bring you a fan (so you can withstand the tropical heat and the mosquitoes), bring you a cup of coffee and sit down to answer your questions.

What will you do if all the data of your saved games suddenly disappeared from your memory card? (Yes! It happened to me with my xbox 360 data )

[Blademaster]

I think the only memory card I have is for my Gamecube games... I probably wouldn't even notice for awhile.

What would you do if your favorite childhood video game was remade with modern graphics, music, controls, etc., with nothing else changed in any way?

[Knight of Time]

See if I could play through it as well as its original form.

What would you do if you had your own gold mine and a Daffy Duck costume your size?

[Fett One]

Use the gold to buy a really big gun and then dress my brother up in the costume so I can then shoot him while he says duck season.

What would you do if you found a starving baby rat lying on your doorstep?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Take it as a pet. I feel animal-loving right now after hearing Blademaster's hamster died.

What would you do if cloning pets was possible in everyday use?

[Knight of Time]

I'd see if I could clone the first cat I had years ago, so that our new cat would have a new friend.

What would you do if all the famous groundhogs saw their shadows (this year, they didn't see their shadows) and instead of predicting six more weeks of winter, predicted that it'd be winter for the rest of the year?

[Fett One]

Tough it out.

What would you do if you accidentally proposed to the wrong person?

[Shadow Wolf]

Well, first of all, apologize and tell the truth, since it's better to hurt with a truth than to kill with a lie. Then, go and propose to the right person.

What will you do if you find out that a friend you've just met has a habit of getting into trouble?

[Knight of Time]

It depends on how much trouble he or she was getting into...if it was just a little, I'd get someone to take him or her to a councilor to see if they can straighten up that person a bit, if the person was getting into plenty of trouble, I'd hate to do it, but I'd break the friendship, as it makes no sense at all for me to be a friend to someone who gets in a lot of trouble, after all, if they have problems, those problems aren't mine.

What would you do if one day you met someone that turned out to be a former TPMer (e.g. someone who hasn't been on here for years)?

[Fett One]

Think it is neat and discuss TPM with them.

What would you do if you stumbled across a plan to rob a bank but the robbers threaten to kill your family if you go to the police?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Inform my mother first since she's the only family I've left. I'd also ask the robbers to give me a share of their haul.

What would you do if all the bills you were supposed to get were accidentially mailed to another person with the same name as you?

[Knight of Time]

I'd track the person and tell him that the bills are for me, plain and simple.

What would you do if you saw someone in a Bugs Bunny costume being chased by someone in an Elmer Fudd costume, complete with the gun?

[Fett One]

Film them and then call the cops if it looks like things are getting dangerous.

What would you do if your parents threw out all of your collectibles?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Get angry and gather them from the trash can.

What would you do if I broke into your house and stole all your videogame systems and games?

[Knight of Time]

I'd block your exit and make sure you can't escape without putting everything back. But I am pretty sure you wouldn't dare do that, would you Mikachu?

What would you do if you went to a zoo and saw a group of monkeys chewing bubble gum and blowing bubbles from it?

[Fett One]

Take pictures and show them to my friends and family.

What would you do if a bunch of bikers wanted to use your house as a pit stop?