<Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

[Dark-San]

Granted. But then again, not all DVDs produced are hot property. The company produces more unwanted DVDs, hence the revenue earns falls below total variable cost (TVC). It is unable to survive in the long run, since the revenue earn is simply not enough to cover variable cost such as your labour etc.

I wish I do not have to study or explain economics again.

[firepokemon]

Granted, unfortunately you were offered a fantastic new job offering a high salary but since you do not wish to study economic date. It sucks to be you.

I wish someone would get punched in the face.

[Fett One]

Granted, Dark-San punches you in the face

I wish all forms of violence were illegal

[Dark-San]

Granted. You and I go to jail because you are the one that got me into punching firepokemon and I was the one that performed the act.

I wish my bed was much softer.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. it's now the softest bed in the whole world and now everyone is growding your room to get to sleep there.

I wish I could speak English as well as Finnish.

[Fett One]

Granted but once you learn both languages people stop using them

I wish earth had 1 universal language that everyone spoke

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you never learn it

I wish I can winn tommorows tournament

[Dark-San]

Granted. Your team wins the tournament but you were not there. You got a serious high fever and had to be escorted to the hospital. All these due to your late night partying.

I wish I had the TM 81, X-Scissor.

[AdventureSerum]

Granted, but you somehow lose all the worthwhile pokemon that could learn it.

I wish I could meet Smosh.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he smoshes you

I wish I had better internet

[Fett One]

Granted but you end up with 1,000 computer viruses, cuasing you to have to buy a new computer

I wish computer's cost less

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you loss all your money. By the time you get money back, they are expensive again.

I wish I had some music to help me come with good ideas for both the RPG Forum and this forum.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but your music is so loud at its lowest level, you decide not to use any.

I wish I had graduated from college this year, instead of next year.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But then again a rush degree is consider worthless since there are a number of modules which you have not undertaken for that one year you have missed.

I wish I had a television console to play with.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but it is reported stolen and you are put in jail for 2 weeks for having a stole item in your possession.

(And you all thought I was going to say "Granted, but then it blows up.")

I wish they could bring back the TV Show Blind Date and I would be the first contestant.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you end up dating yourself because there are no other contestants. I don't know if that's how the game works, but I think...

I wish someone granted this wish in another language and with English translation.

[Dark-San]

Granted. But I got too lazy into typing it out in Mandarin that I decided to stick to English to save my effort.

I wish Mikachu would get a second girlfriend real soon.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but she is a soul-sucking, fleshing-eating, heart-devour witch. Safe to say, your relationship will be nothing but false hopes as she tries to trick you into thinking that it is true romance while all she wants is to suck out every milli-liter of soul, eat every gram of flesh and finally eat your heart for last.

(Okay, now that I just finished twisting this wish ... I am so totally freaked out.)

I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from making this wish so freaky.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but now I shall never have a girlfriend.

I wish Dark-san granted this wish.

[Dark-San]

Granted. I will get you the same girlfriend as what Inferno Dragon had describe earlier. Hah Mikachu, you cannot run from the fact that you will eventually get this girlfriend. ^.^

I wish Mikachu would agree with us.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since he has a heart devouring girlfriend he sicks it onto you Dark-San

I wish my computer game would work

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now you won't have anything to complain about under the Personality Game.

I wish I had a girlfriend in the first place so I could have a second one as Dark-san wished.

[Dark-San]

Granted. Now that second girlfriend which I had recommended and wished became your first girlfriend. Happy dating, Mikachu. ^.^

I wish my mobile battery is not flat.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, it is not flat anymore it is now big and round. It doesn't fit in your phone anymore.

I wish I was invivsible

[AdventureSerum]

Granted. It turns out to be just like any given book/TV show/movie in which invisibility is the main plot, and through a sequence of humorous happenings, you discover that it's not as fun as you like, and to your horror you can't turn back visible!

I wish I could go see Pirates of the Carribean 3.

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you can't hear or see it because the theater you are in is full of really tall people and they are loud so you can't hear a single word.

I wish I could my own home theater.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it is always crowded with people trying to see the latest movie

I wish I had a portable bank

[Fett One]

Granted but the bank has no money in it and you are forbidden from depositing money into it

I wish tickets for movies cost less, without having to cut the budget for making movies

[Dark-San]

Granted. The cinema management is unable to bring in the blockbusters with a reduced revenue earn when they priced the movie tickets low. Ended up they have to closed down all their branches and you do not have any cinema within 500 kilometres radius from you.

I wish the plot for the movie Fantastic Four would be better this time round.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. It is so good that the authors notice that they can make even more money and put the movie the highest price possible.

I wish you never got tired on me wishing for girlfriends.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but all the wishes are just really bad

I wish I had every game ever made

[Fett One]

Granted but they completely fill your house leaving you with no where to live

I wish that the next movie I see is really good

[Dark-San]

Granted. It was good but you did not pay for the ticket. The management had to call on the cops and arrest you for illegal transpassing.

I wish I can conquered the world.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you find that being leader of the word isn't all its cracked up to be and you get bored and jump off a cliff

I wish I had another week to do my assignment

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but there is a punishment then: if you do not finish it in another week, you'll be shot.

I wish Finland never got nuclear weapons.

[Dark-San]

Granted. All other nations got their nuclear weapons leaving Finland the only odd one out. When the country finally decides to get one, all the available nations refuses to sell the nuclear fuel to it.

I wish Finland is closer to Singapore so I can visit it with ease.

[firepokemon]

Granted, unfortunately this could only be done through an extreme climatic event. Finland has gotten closer to Singapore unfortunately Japan was toast.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted.............

I wish firepokemon had made a wish

[Dark-San]

Granted but firepokemon refuses to make one since he does not feel the need to.

I wish Crazy Elf Boy had make one wish for firepokemon instead.

[Fett One]

Granted but the wish gets firepokemon killed

I wish to be a super genius