<Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted instead of littering the paper it goes right through it

I wish I could be everywhere at once

[Fett One]

Granted but all of the incoming information from being everywhere at once overloads your brain causing you to go into a coma.

I wish to get enough snow today to get tomorrow off from work

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. You eat some snow and have to take a day off because of a stomach ache.

I wish I was a wizard.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now you are hunted and depsised because every one thinks you are cause of every major disaster

I wish I could eat anything I wanted

[Fett One]

Granted, you a pressurized can of air, which explodes in your stomach because your stomach acids reacted to it badly.

I wish to own the Death Star but with the thermal exhaust port fixed.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you steal it from The Empire. However, I have this giant enormos spaceship named The Death Galaxy and it's way bigger and looks cooler than your Death Star. I ask you to leave that battleship of yours or I blow you to bits. You'll have to use the thermal exhaust port where I have my troops waiting for you to pick you up. They bring you to my battleship and finally, we will go to explore the space together and destroy everyone who oppose us. You can decide yourself if this grant had a happy ending or not. It might be the first time we have a happy ending in this game.

I wish I lived in Hollywood.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but as soon as you get to hollywood you get shot down on your first job interview and then you run out of money and end up living in Hollywood as a bum.

I wish I could granted wishes

[Fett One]

Granted but every time you grant a wish, something bad happens to someone you care about.

I wish everybody was like Ned Flanders

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but nobody is like Homer Simpson then.

I wish for three wishes.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted you are now a genie in a bottle and have to stay in there forever.

I wish I could predict the future

[Fett One]

Granted but you can only predict people's deaths

I wish everyone would grow wings and be able to fly

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but that makes people greedy and want even more impossible things.

I wish for five wishes.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but you waste them all on nothing important like 5 sandwhiches

I wish I could transform into other things

[Fett One]

Granted but you are captured by the government, which wants to use you as a weapon

I wish to own a reallly good superhero video game

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it's so absorbing you are absorbed inside your TV. You realize you're the supervillain and he gets always the bad ending.

I wish I was a supervillain.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but soon rising to position of supervillian you are captured by a gang of superheroes

I wish I could sleep more

[Fett One]

Granted, you now require 23 hours of sleep a day.

I wish to never have a boss like Michael Scott

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but no you have a boss like Michachu Yuchichachu. He's my alter ego and not a friendly one.

I wish I could dodge bullets.

[asui]

Granted, but that's the only thing you can dodge! Your enemies soon find out and run you over with a twinkie truck.

I wish I had a pool filled with green jello.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but since you don't eat it quick enough it goes off

I wish that people would stop annoying me

[Fett One]

Granted but now everything else annoys you

I wish to be a secret agent

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you are secret for like one day and then they find these posts at TPM and are like, hey, Fett One's a secret agent!

I wish I had all the legendaries from Pokemon.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but their all infected by a horrible pokevirus which deletes your file

I wish I had a giant robot

[Fett One]

Granted but it turns evil and tries to rule over human kind

I wish all robots were friendly and could never become mean or evil

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the poor robots are so friendly that they aren't able to defend themselves and are destroyed by evil humans.

I wish robots and humans could live together in peace.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but an even bigger enemy destroys both of them.

I wish I could never get fat

[Fett One]

Granted but you become unhealthily thin.

I wish to own a mech than can change between robot mode and vehicle mode

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the vehicle is broken and once the robot transforms, it can't change back because it breaks down to pieces.

I wish for a battleship.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but it becomes a part of the next Battleship game, which means that if it is sunk, you get sunk too.

I wish that money could grow on trees.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Well techinically it does since fruit grows on trees and fruit could be sold for money so that arguement could be made, but anyway.

Granted but now since your in posseion of the single money tree in the world people are always going to be scrumping your tree.

I wish I could fix every single problem in the world with a snap of the fingers.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can't fix your own problems

I wish people were immune to radiation

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but anti-mobile phone people will invent new things to complain about, like that your friend's ears explode if you accidentially say a certain sentence on the phone.

I wish people didn't harass each other.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, they all start harrasing you.

I wish I didn't have to breath to live

[Fett One]

Granted you no longer need to breath but being around oxygen can now kill you

I wish animal crossing was real

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but evil people take an evil advantage of that evil and evil use the animals for evil purposes.

I wish for some fish.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted but they are dead goldfish

I wish for some more snacks

[Fett One]

Granted but the snacks are poisoned so you die from eating them

I wish to over throw the government and rule surpreme

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the government you overthrew doesn't like it. What's more, your new government system is too obscure no matter how ingenious it is, it mixes Communism with Monarchy, Democracy and Anarchy and that results in revolts and other disturbance.

I wish I remembered things more easily.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now you remember everything you see eventually your head explodes from too much info.

I wish I could go invisible.

[asui]

Granted, but now you you're stuck being invisible and everyone ignores you.

I wish I was the best actress in the universe.