<Game> Twisted Wishes v.6 (M.A. LV)

[Lune the Guardian]

Granted, but you lose your voice.

I wish I had some good food right now.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you sent this message an hour ago so you no longer have the food.

I wish I could post funnier messages here; I should be able to make them because I'm a veteran in this game.

[asui]

Granted, but your posts are so funny that no one can compete with your hilarity and eventually leave the forum and sign up for facebook instead.

I wish I could knit at the speed of light.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but that makes you mess up from doing the job wayyyy too fast.

I wish I was a big winner on a game show.

[Fett One]

Granted but you can't afford the car that you won so you have to get rid of it after only 2 hours

I wish humans were immune to fire

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but Water is Super Effective then.

I wish for new glasses.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they are pink and shaped like love hearts and have no lenses.

I wish I could walk through walls

[asui]

Granted, but then you get sick from constantly breathing in insulation.

I wish I could invent the cure to all diseases.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but it's a form of shock therapy which seems so unpleasant on paper that nobody wants to try it.

Minä toivon seuraavan toiveeni suomen kielellä.
I wish my next wish in Finnish language.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Myönnettäköön mutta se ei ole minkäänlainen järkevä.

I wish I could speak every language

[Fett One]

Granted but all that information over loads your brain and puts you into a coma

I wish to never require sleep

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you bought your comfortable 3000$ bed for nothing then.

And by the way...

Myönnettäköön mutta se ei ole minkäänlainen järkevä.
Granted but it isn't any kind of sensible one.

To say, Crazy Elf Boy's sentence was GRAMMATICALLY PERFECT!! WOOHOO!! Now the problem was that I couldn't translate it properly with my Englsih skills.

I wish all the haste disappeared from the world.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but now everything is really slow.

I wish I could have as much internet downloads as I wanted.

Yay it worked, What I said was "Granted, but it makes no sense"

[Fett One]

Granted but now nobody else can download stuff so everyone gangs up on you and beats you up.

I wish to have the power to control death

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you get this Extra Magical Death Game Controller which looks like the NES one. How cool. With A, you decide to kill a person and all you have to do is to think of the person's face. If you push no other buttons, the victim will die of a heart attack. If you press A two times, the victim wil die in an accident. By pressing first A and then B, the victim will die of cancer. A+A+A=the victim will die in an earthquake. A+A+B=the victim will be shot by someone. And so on. By pressing Start button, you get this map where you can search for people by using the directional buttons. Select revives a person. But one day, you confuse your NES controller with this Extra Magical Death Game Controller, try to play Super Mario Bros 3 and kill eventually everyone.

I wish for some Bleach DVDs.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they are all in a language you can't understand.

I wish for some string.

[asui]

Granted, but it gets tangled in your teeth when you try to play with it.

I wish everyone in the world was kind-hearted and polite. :]

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but the people who were once bad (e.g. terrorists, criminals) start to get tired of being nice really quickly, and they go back to their bad selves.

I wish that I could disguise myself as another TPMer.

[Fett One]

Granted but you abuse the ability to the point that everyone dislikes and you were left with no friends on TPM

I wish time travel was impossible

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but just before it is impossible you get sent back in time to the Jurassic Period.

I wish I could have a tiny dinosaur.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but you need a microscope to see it.

I wish Nightwish lyrics were better.

[Fett One]

Granted but they are so good that people want to do nothing but listen to them

I wish cars could talk

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. You use the Death Note to kill several million "unworthy" people, then set fire to it and use the Dragonballs to negate the "Anyone who has used a Death Note can neither go to Heaven nor Hell for all eternity" rule. What you don't realize it that your wish will return everything that was lost through your Death Note use, including the lives of the people you killed. Shortly after your wish is granted, a horde of thousand of angry people tear you apart as revenge for their friends and family, unaware that they've since been restored to life. Well done!

I wish that I had a Hyperbolic Time Chamber (a.k.a. Room of Spirit and Time).

[asui]

Granted, but they also learn to think, decide that they're offended by our riding around in them all day, and proceed to take over the world.

I wish I could find the correct lyrics and translation to "Preservative Woman" by Aural Vampire online.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they lyrics are really bad.

I wish I could find anything.

[Fett One]

Granted you can find anything for other people but you can't find anything for yourself

I wish puppets could talk on their own

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but bringing one puppet to life costs one human life.

I wish I had a Death Note PLUS all the seven Dragonballs.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but the 48 hour limit expires while your in it and you are stuck in there forever.

I wish I could build anything I want.

[Fett One]

Granted but everything you build has a flaw in it that could result in people's deaths

I wish space flight was cheap enough for everyone to be able to go into space

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but the space flight companies get no enough support and go bankrupt because the prices were too low.

I wish I knew everything about Pokemon.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but its useless because they stop the pokemon series as soon as you learn it.

I wish I could lower prices on everything.

[Fett One]

Granted but you lower the price on so many things that you brankrupt the country

I wish cable television was free

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, it costs nothing from this day forward. But a stupid person who doesn't know anything about anime switches on his TV at midnight to watch 'adult' stuff. Then he notices there's Neon Genesis Evangelion and the next program is Strawberry Panic. He gets angry and says "What the heck? Children's cartoons in the middle of night?" and complains to the TV company. This evokes a major discussion on what should be on TV when people want to watch dirty and violent stuff and in no time, all the cable channels end up showing just financial news around the clock.

I wish every people here in Finland liked winter like I do.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted since everyone now likes Finland winter they all go over to Finland and destroy their country by over-population.

I wish I could play all sports well.

[Fett One]

Granted but you don't have enough time to play more than 1 sport

I wish for a tv show that has Batman and Spider-Man teaming up

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted. It's so awesome and makes me become a superhero show fan as well but I become so big fan that I explode.

I wish for half a wish.

[asui]

Granted, but it's only half-granted.

I wish I was a super-cool gang leader.

[Fett One]

Granted but you are killed by a rival gang leader while your back was turned.

I wish video games were non-addictive

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted but now videogamer people are addicted to drugs instead of them.

I wish for a friend to play some videogames with me.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but they steal all your games as soon as they arrive.

I wish I had a car.