<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 4 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Tell him to turn to somebody else, he's got an impossible task if he's going to use me.

What would you do if an army of real Pikachus arrived to your hometown on the same day Pokemon Black and White were released?

[Fett One]

Avoid sneezing while in the house as much as possible.

What would you do if you got the Flu and nothing you did made you feel better?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Well, it's minus 26.5 degrees celsius right now, so I'd just run outside wearing a t-shirt only, since my flu wouldn't get any better by just lying on my bed.

What would you do if Wikileaks released some private information about you?

[Fett One]

Either eat something and die or starve to death.

What would you do if you were some how turned into a Smurf?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd sing those Smurf songs and amaze everyone dancing around the streets of my hometown.

What would you do if you lost the ability to speak English?

[Fett One]

Go with them under the condition that they give me their autograph and allow me to meet the Road Runner.

What would you do if you inherited a castle?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd make it the next place for Mielikkitalo. Whoo-boy, it's been a long time since I've last mentioned that place at TPM. Well it's sort of a club house here in my hometown that's currently looking for a new place. In fact, I have had a dream where we had a castle like that in Ylivieska.

What would you do if you had the same annoying dream one night after another?

[Fett One]

Assuming I'm not in a relationship at the time, then I would go for it.

What would you do if you were selected to direct a movie about your favorite fictional character?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Go for it! Cool! I just don't have time to spoil you with the details, sorry!

What would you do if pigs could fly?

[Blademaster]

Try and befriend one, then keep it a secret from everyone else.

What would you do if the most prominent female figure in your life was on her period 24/7?

[Knight of Time]

I'd probably get away from her until the 24/7 stuff manages to subside.

What would you do if a single sneeze from you caused your house to shake as if it was struck by an earthquake centered only on your house?

[Blademaster]

Sue. Defamation of character and invasion of privacy FTW.

What would you do if anything you ever tried to eat or drink was fatal except for human tears?

[Blademaster]

Write it instead.

What would you do if the Sun was always in your eyes when you were in sunlight?

[Knight of Time]

Find the best pair of sunglasses I could find, and wear them all the time I'm really in the sun, I guess.

What would you do if you were at a local restaurant in your town/city, and you saw a few members of a familiar professional sports team (e.g. the Boston Bruins, just as an example) come into the restaurant and choose to sit at a table near yours, yet, you didn't have anything they could autograph if given that chance?

[Fett One]

Get them to sign my napkin and if I have a camera on me then get my picture taken with them.

What would you do if you weren't allowed to shave for a year?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Color my beard white and play Santa Claus.

What would you do if you found Osama Bin Laden?

[Blademaster]

Beat his ass into submission, get the $25 million reward, live comfortably for the rest of my life.

What would you do if you woke up one day and had a wicked-cool sports car in your driveway (with the keys)?

[Knight of Time]

I'd politely decline the offer...it's not really one I could easily accept, anyway.

What would you do if Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck burrowed into your backyard and told you they need your help with a major crisis in Looney Tunes Land (Space Jam, anyone?)?

[Knight of Time]

I'd try and find the source of it (if any), then try to find out just what this dream really means.

What would you do if you met up with someone of the opposite gender you previously had interest in (but lost interest in at one point), and began to notice she (or he) had changed a lot on the inside (positive changes) and tried to get you interested in her (or him) again?

[Knight of Time]

I'd hope I am dreaming, because if I saw a pig flying for real, I'd probably try to shake off what I'm seeing as quickly as I can (aka seeing a flying pig would likely freak me out).

What would you do if a kid fell out of the sky and landed on you, telling you he/she was your son/daughter from the future and telling you his/her parents (in the future of course) needed major help with a crisis?

[Blademaster]

Fulfill my dream; be a hero.

What would you do if you had infinite energy?

[Fett One]

Take up bike riding so I can save money on public transportation.

What would you do if you accidentally got a job that you were trying to help your friend get?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Still try to help my friend to get a similar job, so we could be workmates.

What would you do if you had to run around like crazy in order to gather experience and level up if you wished to get accepted to schools and apply for new jobs?

[Fett One]

I would never use them.

What would you do if you received the last glass of milk in the world and everybody was bugging you for a sip?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Choose wisely those who get a sip.

What would you do if you bought Pokemon Black and then, the following morning, you woke up in Unova?

[Fett One]

Hope it can be used to my benefit, otherwise avoid people.

What would you do if you got to be on Celebrity Apprentice?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Accept the challenge and try buliding a career as a 'singer' and annoy the heck out of other people with my horrible voice. I like to sing, but others don't like me singing.

What would you do if you became the laughing stock of an entire country?

[Fett One]

Keep it as a pet and maybe use it for protection.


What would you do if carnivores (lions, tigers, etc) became herbivores and herbivores (horses, cows, etc) became carnivores?

[Fett One]

Prey that it doesn't snow every 4 months.

What would you do if you used your life savings to opened a restaurant and after it opens no one comes in to eat?

[Knight of Time]

Hope I could invest in a pair of shoes that would allow me to put an unlimited amount of energy into running as fast as I can, much like Sonic the Hedgehog's famous shoes.

What would you do if you found a pair of shoes much like Sonic's, but had absolutely no control of your running speed while wearing them?

[Knight of Time]

I guess I'd have to switch places with the male main character in B/W, hoping that if he ends up in my world, that he doesn't mess anything up.

What would you do if you did a quiz on quotes (e.g. one where whatever answers you choose determine what result you will get, usually one of many), and your "chosen" quote at the end was P.T. Barnum's quote "there's a sucker born every minute"?

[Knight of Time]

I'd avoid that country entirely, if it was the one I was living in, I'd try and get a license to live in a different country.

What would you do if you got a job as a mime in a troupe of circus performers, yet were only allowed to communicate with others by using a single sign and something to write on it with?

[Blademaster]

Quit. Mime work sucks, pay sucks, hours suck... At least I'd have one paycheck to my name or a name for a resume.

What would you do if you lived in the Old West?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd become a Wild West legend. Mikachu who never shoots his target. I'm bad at aiming guns, as I noticed in Finnish army.

What would you do if you were offered one real Generation V Pokemon from DarkestLight?

[Knight of Time]

Hope that the change is temporary, because otherwise, I'd hold very strong hopes that such an event never happens.

What would you do if you had to get a Game Over on every one of your video games in order to fully beat them (aka 100%)?

[Blademaster]

Probably get it regardless. I play hard games most of the time anyway.

What would you do if you were forced to star in a porn movie?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

**** the **** out of every ****** person's *** starring the ******* film. I'm used to beign humiliated, and this would just be another way to that.

What would you do if real seasons started to change as frequently as they do in Pokemon Black and White, i.e. every month? (Yeah, I'm still asking Pokemon B&W related questions)

[Blademaster]

Sell the restaurant. My life savings is about ten dollars. I'd almost be assured to make a profit.

What would you do if you had to live near the ocean (5 miles or less) or you'd die?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Send a petition to Finnish goverment to invest more on bringing services near sea. I don't know if they'd take Blade seriously though. But wait, it was ocean, not sea? In that case, I'd probably die since nobody believed me and I'd have to stay put far from the Atlantic ocean.

What would you do if the American government began to show interest in TPM?

[Knight of Time]

Hope their interest is only temporary...as a Canadian, I might feel uncomfortable if any politicians came on here and tried to spread their work here...in other words, I don't think TPM and some country's politics would mix too well if they came together.

What would you do if you went to the zoo and found a barrel of monkeys all trained to be good at playing the game of the same name?