<Game> Twisted Wishes v.4 (M.A. LV)

[Fett One]

Granted but he spends the rest of his life hating his writing

I wish there was no such thing as hate

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it is replaced by a new even more horrible emotion

I wish I had more internet

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, you will lose the ability to sleep, eat and drink but you can use that time to surf in the net.

I wish I was two years older than Fett One rather than the other way around.

[Fett One]

Granted but this causes you to die before me so thank you for prolonging my life by shortening yours.

I wish to become invincible

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you get leprosy and since your invincible you lose all your limbs but you cant die

I wish leprosy didn't exist

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now you cannot grant Fett One's wishes with leprosy.

I wish I could swim.

[Fett One]

Granted, you are attacked and killed by a shark your very first time swimming in the ocean

I wish sharks don't eat people

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you are now a fish living in a shark infested reef

I wish Fett One didn't have to die by being eaten by a shark

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it was me who was in danger.

I wish both Fett One and I weren't eaten by sharks.

[firepokemon]

Granted, however that didn't count giant squids. You could always eat yourselves out I guess, may be some poison but what choice do you have?

I wish Scream had another sequel. Even half bad surely it wouldn't be as bad as most horror/thrillers out there?

[Dragonstar1715]

Granted. But the next Scream is so bad most people lose taste in horror films.

I wish the characters of my fanfic were real...

[Fett One]

Granted but you become a fictional character in a story that they write

I wish for a really cool star wars ligthsaber game for the Wii

[sweetheartupton]

Granted. The moment it arrives and you put it in your Wii, a programing error causes all nintendo Wii systems connected to the internet, including yours, to explode.

I wish I had the internet at my house.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but it doesn't help me...like it should or anything.

I wish I had my own record company.

[Fett One]

Granted but you cause it to get runned into the ground and then go to jail because you don't have the money needed to pay your taxes

I wish Yoda was real

[Unsolved Puzzle]

!granted! yoda comes out of ur star wars DVD and mistakes u for Bobba Fett and kills u.

i wish my girl friend walked around naked everywhere and had a tatoee of me on her chest

[mr_pikachu]

Granted. She tells a bunch of thugs that you kidnapped her, and she just escaped. They, in turn, bludgeon you to death with baseball bats and crowbars.

(Don't take it personally; I kill everyone in this game. It's what I do.)

I wish more people would participate in the TPMBL.

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but unfortunately, one of those people won't be me I'm afraid.

I wish that people would always be able to take no for an answer if they were refused something.

[Fett One]

Granted but then people start killing each other because they don't get their way

I wish if Transformers gets a sequel that it has the dinobots in it

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that does not make it cool.

I wish mr_pikachu didn't kill anyone.

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but he now is in a mental institution for trying to kill them

I wish he was alright

[Dark-San]

Granted. But the sanity was only temporary, the moment he got released from the mental institution, he went on a killing spree again. His first victim was a little girl that jump- queue up to purchase some candies. He later went on to murder 2 couples that were kissing and doing hanky panky in the park, an old man that littered by the road, a driver that was honking his car to irritate the neighbours. His last victim was a macho guy that was busy shagging the sheep before mr_pikachu was shot down by the police. >.<

I wish mr_pikachu did not die from the gun shot.

[Fett One]

Granted the gun shot doesn't kill him but he has to spend the rest of his life hooked up to an iron lung

I wish people will stop sueing over stupid things

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but you get sued for making such a silly wish before it becomes law

I wish I had more money

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, I'll send you one Euro.

I wish I remembered what I was going to wish.

[Fett One]

Granted but you ahve to wait 100 years before you're allowed to make it

I wish people couldn't feel pain

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but everyone starts shooting everyone else and since no one can feel pain they just fall over dead

I wish that the forementioned twisted wish wouldn't happen

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but now everyone feels pain.

I wish there was a Polls, Clubs and Games forum in my former school's message board

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[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but since they don't quite understand the concept, it is ignored for a long time.

I wish I had the power to cause death by just touching a person.

[Fett One]

Granted but you accidently kill yourself when you out your hands together to clap

I wish DVDs were unscratchable

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, they are now susceptable to bunnies licking them which wrecks them even more

I wish bunnies didn't ruin stuff

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but that'll make them smarter than humans.

I wish Pokémon were real, but only here in Finland!

[Inferno_Dragon]

Granted, but you realize that pokemon are more wild than they are in the game and they destroy the entire country of Finland.

I wish Pokemon can be tamed just like that.

[Fett One]

Granted but it requires the use of a pokeball, which hasn't been invented yet

I wish for a comic book that features Batman fighting Darth Vader

[Crazy Elf Boy]

Granted, but it is soooooo cool and exclusive you never see a copy

I wish Fett One could see that

[Unsolved Puzzle]

not granted, im on my lunch break.

i wish i could go into T.V and any channel i want

[Knight of Time]

Granted, but someone may turn off the TV you were on, trapping you "inside" it forever.

I wish that TPM would be around 100 years from now for our ancestors to enjoy.

[Fett One]

Granted but pokemon no longer exist so our desecendents (ancestors are our granparents, etc. descendents are our kids, grandkids, etc) don't bother to come here.

I wish Megatron and Emperor Palpatine would duke it out for rulership of the galaxy

[AdventureSerum]

Granted, but they both lose as Jareth the goblin king barges in and conquers them both.

I wish I could make some jello balloons.

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Granted, but you become captured in one.

I wish there were no consonant combinations in English language.