<Game> What Would You Do If...? Version 4 (Approved by T_M_L)

[Blademaster]

Probably just observe them since they're at the zoo and, thus, it'd be illegal for me to take them or anything...

What would you do if you had one day to build a full scale replica of your house out of toothpicks and if you didn't do it your actual house would be destroyed?

[Fett One]

Find a new place to live since I wouldn't be able to make the replica in time.

What would you do if you woke up one day looking like Cousin It from the Adams Family?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Scare the heck out of everybody. As if I didn't today.

What would you do if more Finns appeared at TPM?

[Fett One]

Welcome them with open arms and direct them to you in the event that they need help understanding english.

What would you do if Aliens from outer space stole all of the Earth's oil?

[Blademaster]

Laugh initially as Haliburton, BP, and the entire Middle Eastern economy (and the global economy, really) fucking collapse and burn to the ground, then probably panic when I realize how fucked I'D be, too.

What would you do if you woke up one day and you were in Unova?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Begin my Pokemon journey, of course. Is SkarmoRy available after E4?

What would you do if TPM changed its offical language into Russian?

[Fett One]

Probably stop coming here since I wouldn't understand anything that's being said.

What would you do if you had a chicken that lays golden eggs?

[Blademaster]

Sell the eggs at different places to keep people from getting suspicious, make a small but tidy profit, and retire at the age of oh wait I'm already not working lol.

What would you do if you woke up next to a gorilla?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Wonder what had happened the night before and sneak quietly away.

What would you do if you had your own cheerleaders?

[Fett One]

Show them off as much as possible.

What would you do if you had the opportunity to be any superhero of your choice for 48 hours?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I think Superman would be a safe bet since I don't know where to find any Kryptonite. I'd save the world.

What would you do if the original Maijin Buu from DragonballZ appeared in your country?

[Blademaster]

Die, along with everybody else.

What would you do if you discovered your entire life to date was just someone else's dream?

[Fett One]

I guess nothing since the dreamer would have full control of everything.

What would you do if all of the Nintendo Mascots (Mario, Pikachu, Link, etc) came to your house for dinner?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Serve them good dinner and then go out with them to show my hometown, where we would cause huge puzzlement.

What would you do if you could jump to rooftops of skyscrapers?

[Blademaster]

Be a hero, or at least win a lot of bets.

What would you do if you were unable to be injured by anything, but still able to die?

[Knight of Time]

Pray that this near-invincibility lasts for as many years as possible before I do die.

What would you do if you made plans to go to the upcoming Disney movie called Prom, and met up with some young couples dressed in the "appropriate" attire?

[Fett One]

Nothing and just carry on as usual

What would you do if your favorite holiday became illegal to celebrate?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Just celebrate it in peace and quiet so nobody would notice me breaking the law.

What would you do if you went to a school and soon became highly adored by the students of the opposite gender?

[Knight of Time]

I'd thank the girls for being so nice, but I'd tell them I might be a little too old to be boyfriend material for any of them (e.g. I don't think any girls up to age 19 would prefer dating a guy nearly 10 years older than them, but that's just my two cents)...of course, that doesn't mean I wouldn't be possibly open to a new friendship, just as long as it doesn't become too strong for me to handle.

What would you do if you were on a date with someone with the opposite gender, went to somewhere where you could see your reflections, but could only see your own reflection (e.g. your reflection being there, but your date's reflection not being there)?

[Fett One]

Be a bit creeped out and hope to end things quickly out of fear that my date is a vampire.

What would you do if you discovered that you entire life was a lie and that you were part of some experiment that controlled everything that has happened to you?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

'Thank' him or her for the story of my life. So many things gone wrong, so many things gone right.

What would you do if YOU started to lay eggs every week?

[Knight of Time]

Find the best chicken suit I could find, so that this whole craziness would make a little more sense (not enough, duh!).

What would you do if some new people came on TPM, calling themselves usernames such as Blademaster II, Mikachu Yukitatsu II, Fett One II, etc., and began posting in many of the games here in this forum?

[Blademaster]

Amp up the postcount by arguing with my doppelganger constantly.

What would you do if you lived in the world of your favorite non-animated TV show?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Cease to exist as I currently have none. Boring, huh?

What would you do if you were invited to Hogwarts?

[Fett One]

Accept the invite and make sure to bring a camera so I can take tons of pictures.

What would you do if you had to live a double life but were tired of doing so?

[Oslo]

Clone myself and force Oslo 2.0 to continue living whichever life I found more tedious.

What would you do if you were given one wish by a genie?

[Blademaster]

I would wish for what I should wish for.

What would you do if real life operated on cartoon physics, but only the type of cartoon physics that victimize someone (For instance, drawing a hole in a wall and walking through it wouldn't work, but dropping an anvil on someone's head without killing them would.)?

[Fett One]

Have some fun picking on my brother.

What would you do if you owned a shrink ray but you couldn't un-shrink anything that you shrink?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

First shrink some objects to make them fit better into places, then shrink more objects to make them compatible with those I shrinked earlier on, and finally end up obsessed with shrinking everything as I can't unshrink things.

What would you do if you became the Pope?

[Blademaster]

Troll billions of people by telling them God was speaking to me and telling me inane things.

What would you do if you had a cut or some other external injury that never healed or stopped hurting?

[Fett One]

Go to the hospital and have a doctor look at it. If nothing can be done for it, learn to live with it.

What would you do if your relative gave their new born baby a really stupid name?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Make a remark and say the kid would be in trouble and get bullied when it grows up because of the name.

What would you do if one day your local hospital changed into a Pokemon Center with real life Nurse Joy and Chanseys?

[Oslo]

Steal a Chansey and use it to cure cancer.

What would you do if it started raining fish sticks?

[Knight of Time]

I'd ignore the fish sticks...it's be too baffling to want to pay much attention to.

What would you do if a family of mice began invading your house, but there was no cat that could help you get rid of the mice?

[Fett One]

Use those electronic devices that give off high pitch noises so that the mice would leave.

What would you do if Hulk Hogan challenged you to fight he wouldn't take "no" for an answer?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

Get pretty much beat up, although he'd probably go easy on me as my physical fitness sucks. But I'd ask someone take my picture with Hulk Hogan afterwards.

What would you do if The Offical Birthday Topic returned?

[Knight of Time]

I suppose I might post in it every once in a while when certain birthdays come up...or not.

What would you do if every TPMer here was really a different TPMer in disguise (e.g. if I was Fett One, if Fett One was Mikachu Yukitatsu, if Mikachu Yukitatsu was Blademaster, if Blademaster was me, etc)?

[Fett One]

Wonder why I'm logged in with the wrong name and why everyone else is acting weird and then just go with the flow.

What would you do if all of your hard work at growing a garden was being ruined by a giant rabbit?

[Oslo]

Buy a crossbow, go on a hunt and make a boatload of rabbit stew.

What would you do if you had the ability to bring video game characters to life?

[Mikachu Yukitatsu]

I'd first bring some 'harmless' Pokemon alive so that I could say Pokemon exist, but eventually I'd become addicted in bringing both good and bad guys alive and end up destroying the whole planet quite soon. Perhaps it wasn't such a good idea.

What would you do if new generation of Pokemon came out a lot earlier than expected and the game costed 500$?