Emotional Faun Chiko-sai vs Roy Kaarde (Ref: Mega Horny)

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

Yeah.. as usual... Ref needed, please? *begs again* :D

This is a standard, boring, quickie 1-on-1 1-vs-1 battle because I really wanna try battling and Ryan was nice enough to oblige me.

Rules
~ No cheap moves
~ No Rest, Recovery, Sub, Attract
~ Auto-Safeguard (includes Confusion)
~ No Toxic!!
~ DQ: 1 week
~ I send first, he attacks first
~ Arena: An electric-blue 1993 Chevy Corvette, hood down.

I'm sending out Bianca, my narcissistic, self-centred female Chikorita.

[Mega Horny]

i call ref

[Roy Karrde]

Alright your fine with me Mega Horny. I'm going to start off using my Absol, Yuri! And I will edit this post with my attack set in just a few hours after I get some sleep in and have some what full cognative abilities and I dont screw this up.

[Mega Horny]

better re-post so we notice.

[Roy Karrde]

[i]Okay Yuri, we may be in one of the wierdest battle fields ever, but we will just have to adapt to it. First lets start off and use the limited space to our advantage and use [i] Double Team! that should helo confuse her Bianca on who to attack. Now lets use it's weakness against it and fire off a Ice Beam! And finally just incase they are planning a big move, release a powerful Flash! To lower it's accuracy.

Double Team ~ Ice Beam ~ Flash

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

*stone face*

Yes, well. Bianca, MAYBE you're not such a bright spark when it comes to detecting clones (protests from Pokemon), but fend her off with a Razor Leaf spread out over the entire car and surrounding area so that there's a wider chance of hitting Yuri. Next, getting ready for her Ice Beam, set up a Reflect shield to deflect it back to her. Then, Vine Whip the rearview mirror of the car to return the Flash to Yuri.

Razor Leaf - Reflect - Vine Whip

*Kudos to Ryan for tipping me although I'm battling him. >_>

[Mega Horny]

expect a post fairly soon-im sorry but with midterms and crap im really busy.

[Mega Horny]

sorry if i kind of rushed...

SHOWDOWN
Emo Person V.S. Roy Kaarde
Arena: Chevy Corvette of Peril
Referee: Mega Horny
Music: Whatever


<Team Roy>
Yuri (??? Absol)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100%
Status: Ready to do exactly as its master commands.
Attacks: Double Team ~ Ice Beam ~ Flash



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100%
Status: Busy staring into a pocket mirror.
Attacks: Razor Leaf ~ Reflect ~ Vine Whip

Arena Status: hood is down.

MATCH

The two opponents, Yuri, a brave Absol and Bianca, a self-centered Chikorita, study each other carefully in the passenger seat of an electric-blue 1993 Chevy Corvette, hood down. As they cautiously eye each other, Chikorita, while admiring where she should have a nose, bumps Absol’s house blend, spilling it all over the leather upholstery. This is one pissed wolf-thing.

-- BEGIN –

Yuri begins, and starts sitting in the car, sitting so quickly that several after images of the Absol appear filling up the car, just enough to completely encompass Bianca. Thank god it wasn’t a Hummer.

The claustrophobic grass pokemon retaliates, flinging a series of razor sharp leaves from its leaf thing on its head, and they go spinning into the clones, destroying all of them save one.

Yuri is angered even more, because one of the leaves pierced his air freshener. The absol opens its jaws wide and soon, some sort of bluish and white steam gather over his opened mouth, creating an orb of mist. The pokemon breathes, and a narrow beam of ice shoots across the car into a clear barrier that Bianca conjures up In the knick of time. With nowhere to go, the ice beam hurtles up through the roof, creating a large heavy and unsteady pillar of ice above the once expensive car.

Bianca goes on the offensive and throws out twin vines, like whips, and they begin to lash at Yuri, but the dark pokemon’s eyes shine and a blinding light flashes (destroying the last clone), however, Bianca had prepared and was holding the rearview mirror in front of Yuri. The blast of light blinds the dark pokemon who falls backwards into the glove compartment, releasing the airbag into both of them (5%). Bianca continues to whip the wolf-like creature as the round ends. A police car pulls up beside the vehicle, wondering why two people would be whipping each other in a frozen leaf covered car.

ROUND 2

-- END --

<Team Roy>
Yuri (??? Absol)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 89%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 93%
Status: Pissed and blinded. (Clones Gone)



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 92%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 90%
Status: Still busy staring into a pocket mirror.

Arena Status: Unstable pillar of ice on top of car. Scattered leaves everywhere including in the air freshener. Spilled coffee, John Law getting out of his car.

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

xD Mega Horny, your portrayal of Bianca is excellent xD xD;;; but edit the who vs who bit at the top please, you mixed us up with another battle ^^ And Yuri's a girl, heh.

Okay, now to showcase my lack of imagination...

Bianca, you can admire yourself all you want in the mirror later, right now you're on the offensive, so jump out onto the roof of the police car and Razor Leaf the pillar of ice so that it cascades down onto the Chevy. Then, try to pinpoint where Yuri is and Body Slam her, attempting to pin her down; Leech Seed while you're at it, if you get close enough to.

Razor Leaf - Body Slam - Leech Seed

[Mega Horny]

sorry about the names-ive got a lot of stuff on my hands and I kind of rushed XD.

I'll edit immediately.

[Roy Karrde]

Sorry it has taken so long to post guys

[i]Alright Yuri, that Chikorita is a tricky one so we are going to have to step up our game too. First now that it wants to use Razor leaf, and now that we have some distance, use [i] Flamethrower! to burn away those leaves before they even touch that pillar and to give her some pain. Now she wants to bring the battle close with a body slam? That's fine fire away with another Flamethrower! To give her a nasty surprise when she gets close. Finally if it wants to use more than one car to attack from then we can use it to avoid attacks, jump onto the police car and use Double Team! One more time so that it has a hard time trying to hit us with it's Leech Seed.

Flamethrower ~ Flamethrower ~ Double Team

[Mega Horny]

SHOWDOWN
Roy KArrde V.S. Some Other Guy
Arena: Chevy Corvette of Peril
Referee: Mega Horny
Music: Whatever


<Team Roy>
Yuri (female Absol)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 89%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 93%
Status: Pissed and blinded. (Clones Gone)
Attacks: Flamethrowerx2 ~ Double Team



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 92%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 90%
Status: Still busy staring into a pocket mirror.
Attacks: Razor Leaf ~ Body Slam ~ Leech Seed

Arena Status: Unstable pillar of ice on top of car. Scattered leaves everywhere including in the air freshener. Spilled coffee, John Law getting out of his car.

ROUND 2: “Fire and Ice”

(Between Rounds, The Absol, Yuri gets a discount sex-change)

-- BEGIN –


As usual, Bianca is staring into her mirror, while her trainer shouts out commands. She hesitates, but finally follows the orders, leaping onto the police car, right over head of ‘le flic’ himself. Then the grass pokemon flicks her leaf once again, sending out an array of razor sharp leaves, attempting to cut down the pillar of ice, but Yuri is ready, and sends a hot stream of flames into the leaves and her opponent, sizzling them to a crisp.

However, this heat also weakens the Ice Pillar, which collapses into the Chevy, flattening it into a Belgian Waffle. Yuri does not have time to add syrup and jumps out in time, damaged, but not turned into foreign recipies.

The Asbol, shakes itself off, relievedm only to see Bianca launch herself off the police car, coming right at her. Yuri spits out another blast of flames, hitting her opponent head on, but this merely causes Yuri to be body-slammed by an on-fire Bianca.

Bianca is first to get up. After briefly adjusting her leaf, the Self-Centered Chikorita spits out a series of small seeds around her, hoping to catch Yuri with one, however the Absol conjures 8 more clones and leaps to the roof of the car, and Bianca’s seeds tumble across the street uselessly. The police man attempts to arrest the pair for un-licensed pyrotechnics, but slips on the seeds and miraculously explodes.


ROUND 2 “Fire and Ice”

(Between Rounds, Bianca runs behind the car and satisfies her bulimia.)

-- END --

<Team Roy>
Yuri (female Absol)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 72%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 79%
Status: 8 new clones, very pissed.



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 75%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII 81%
Status: behind the police car throwing up.

Arena Status: Shattered glass, chrome and ice in pile where the Chevy once was, seeds everywhere, pieces of Police Man lying around, Ambulance approaching (estimated arrival, two rounds.)

[Roy Karrde]

I should have really cleared this up in my last post but Yuri is a boy, that is why he has a guy in the back ground on my signature, I know the name is wierd for a guy, but it follows the character.

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

Ah, sorry ^^;;; I saw the wrong character... I thought the blonde girl was Yuri *hides*

[Mega Horny]

ok, expect another sex-change soon.

[Roy Karrde]

[i]Okay Yuri, we have the chance to regain the lead here. First we need to take care of those seeds that are everywhere so lets start off and fire a [i] Ice Beam! at the ground creating a path between us and Bianca to freeze any of the seeds in the way and maybe even give Bianca a bit of a chill. Now that we have a clear path to Bianca jump down and use Strength! To throw the car that we were om at Bianca. Since she will probably dodge it, follow it up with a quick Aerial Ace! To catch her off guard before she can recover from dodging or being hit by the car.

Ice Beam ~ Strength ~ Aerial Ace

[Mega Horny]

ok, i believe EFCS hasn't posted his attacks yet -- just making sure we're not waiting on me XD

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

Ja, ja, I'm being laaaazy~ mind not functioning properly at all~ and I'm a girl, btw.
Bianca, unfortunately for you, I've got my brain fine-tuned to problem Texture Project, so we'll just make the best we can of it. While Yuri's deep-freezing the area, Swords Dance a little to concentrate, and then Counter Yuri's Strength to hopefully rebound the car back at him, or at least get it away from you. I know there's an accuracy problem, but bear with it for now and Endure the Aerial Ace.
*repeats mantra over and over again*WE'REGONNADIEWE'REGONNADIEWE'REGONNADIE

Swords Dance - Counter - Endure

[Mega Horny]

lotta hw but i'll get it in soon!

[Mega Horny]

SHOWDOWN
Roy KArrde V.S. Some Other Guy
Arena: Chevy Corvette of Peril
Referee: Mega Horny
Music: Whatever


<Team Roy>
Yuri (male Absol)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 72%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 79%
Status: 8 new clones, very pissed.
Attacks: Ice Beam ~ Strength ~



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 75%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIIIIIII 81%
Status: behind the police car throwing up.
Attacks:

Arena Status: Shattered glass, chrome and ice in pile where the Chevy once was, seeds everywhere, pieces of Police Man lying around, Ambulance approaching (estimated arrival, two rounds.)
)

ROUND 3 “A game of Catch”

(Yuri gets yet another sex change, obviously very confused and uncertain)

-- BEGIN –

Yuri, putting her anger to good use goes on an all out offensive, starting by relasing a cold ray of rainbow blues, pinks and greens across the sea of Bianca’s seeds. A thin layer of ice is created across the ground and the beam continues its path straight towards the grass pokemon, who spins her leaf around, splitting the beam in half, sending the ray off in two different directions, astray. Meanwhile, some of Yuri’s clones slip and fall, unable to stand on the ice.

Bianca continues to spin and spin, gradually gaining power, meanwhile Yuri leaps forward, still angry and picks up the massive police car in her mouth as if it were a toothpick, swiveling around and tossing it directly at the spinning Chikorita, but she is not taken by surprise. The car slams into the pirouetting pokemon, sending it sliding a good distance, but it continues to spin, bringing the car back around and tossing it back with twice its original momentum at the stunned Absol. Yuri, thinking quickly tries to escape, but slips on her own ice and is smashed into the ground by the car with a huge amount of force. (Car is so big it hit not only the clones but Yuri too).

Bianca smiles as the hurt pokemon slowly rises, licking its wounds. Hoping for a surprise attack, the Absol leaps into the air yet again, swinging around its sickle shaped horn, creating a gust of wind that rapidly twirls towards the Chikorita in a blur. The pokemon cringes into a ball, slightly protected as the attack slices through her like a blade. The two pokemon rest after a very exciting round.

ROUND 3 “A Game of Catch”


-- END --

<Team Roy>
Yuri (male Absol)
HP: IIIIIIIIIII 48%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIII 50%
Status: Exhausted from the strength and using a move outside its type range. Very mad. 1 sole clone remains after the treacherous round.



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIII 55%
Energy: IIIIIIIIII 56%
Status: Pleased, but getting pretty tired.

Arena Status: Car pieces everywhere, flaming mass of car, thin layer of ice, blah blah blah, Ambulance approaching (estimated arrival, one rounds.)

(PM me if you have any questions)

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

Bianca, reflecting on your rather limited movepool, I think it's best you stick to a standard Double Team and follow that up with a Razor Leaf covering the arena, and make sure you avoid the flaming exploded mass of car! Let fly with a Return attack since you're so pleased with yourself... we're not ice skating here, so take care on the ice! :P

Double Team - Razor Leaf - Return

[Mega Horny]

Just keeping this thread alive so no one forgets or anything

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

I shall nag Ryan directly *shifty eyes* just as he has been nagging me to post in RPG... Symbiotic nagging! ^^;;

[Mega Horny]

Im kool with anything that happens really. You guys take your time, even if we get DQd we still all get a fair amount of points due to where we are.

[Roy Karrde]

[i]Okay Yuri, you may be tired but we still need to fight on. We have to win this so lets show off a winning attitude and stop that Double Team with a [i]Shock Wave!to find the real one! Now fight back against that Razor Leaf with a Flamethrower! Now watch out she is going to come in quick and fast with that Return and try to bite and do what ever is possible to hurt us. So with that in mind wait until she gets as close as possible and hit her straight on with a Ice Beam! To give her a chilling surprise.

Shock Wave ~ Flame Thrower ~ Ice Beam

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

I believe now is the right time to say "Oh my GAWD, I'm like, so SCREWED!" xD

[Mega Horny]

SHOWDOWN
Roy KArrde V.S. Some Other Guy
Arena: Chevy Corvette of Peril
Referee: Mega Horny
Music: Whatever


<Team Roy>
Yuri (male Absol)
HP: IIIIIIIIIII 48%
Energy: IIIIIIIIIII 50%
Status: Exhausted from the strength and using a move outside its type range. Very mad. 1 sole clone remains after the treacherous round.
Attacks: Shock Wave ~ Flamethrower ~ Ice Beam



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIIIIIIII 55%
Energy: IIIIIIIIII 56%
Status: Pleased, but getting pretty tired.
Attacks: Double Team ~ Razor Leaf ~ Return

Arena Status: Car pieces everywhere, flaming mass of car, thin layer of ice, blah blah blah, Ambulance approaching (estimated arrival, one round.)

ROUND 4 “Faun-Chiko gets pwned”

-- BEGIN –

Bianca starts off this round by creating a series of clones around herself, who immediately begin to argue about which one is the prettiest.

Yuri, thinking strategically closes its eyes and releases a white bolt of electricity, homing in and zapping his real opponent. The fake ones instantly disappear.

Angry, Bianca sends out a wide array of razor sharp leaves at her opponent, but once again, Yuri is ready to counter. She prepares to melt them in a stream of fire, but slips on the ice, and is barraged by a few of the leaves before she returns to her feet and obliterates the rest. (clone is also destroyed)

Bianca then charges at her opponent, the weird leaf thing on her head spinning like a propeller, and she haphazardly leaps up above her opponent, who breaths up a beam of ice, freezing the pokemon solid in midair. Yuri, although pleased with her luck finds that it hurts when a large chunk of ice comes hurtling down on you from above.

Suddenly an ambulance arrived. The fun begins…

ROUND 4 “Faun-Chiko gets pwned”


-- END --

<Team Roy>
Yuri (male Absol)
HP: IIIIIIII 34%
Energy: IIIII 23%
Status: No more clones, hurting from the ice, exhausted from using so many OoTR moves in sequence.



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIII 33%
Energy: IIIIIIII 41%
Status: Frozen Solid, no clones.

Arena Status: Car pieces everywhere, flaming mass of car, thin layer of ice, Ambulance has arrived!!!!

[Roy Karrde]

[i]We are so close to winning this Yuri, I can feel it! Now first were going to try and take it easy since I know your tired. Start off by going straight up to the ice cube that has Braina inside and use [i]Flash!Now were going to attack but not right at this moment, try and gaze into the future and prepare a attack with Future Sight! to take her down soon since she is almost out of health. Finally we are going to make one big push in the next round so prepare for that with Sword Dance! To get pumped up.

Flash ~ Future Sight ~ Sword Dance

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

Well... if this hasn't been DQ'd yet...

My brain is Rococo-themed and dead so I'm just gonna post the attacks in a robotlike fashion.

- Vine Whip to bust through the ice and strangle Yuri if possible to avoid Flash and bang him against the ice to break it*
- Iron Tail
- SOLARBEAM

*Kudos to Ryan again.

[Mega Horny]

Lot of reffings and work 2 do. Hopefully in by tommorrow ^^

[Mega Horny]

SHOWDOWN
Roy KArrde V.S. Some Other Guy
Arena: Chevy Corvette of Peril
Referee: Mega Horny
Music: Whatever


<Team Roy>
Yuri (male Absol)
HP: IIIIIIII 34%
Energy: IIIII 23%
Status: No more clones, hurting from the ice, exhausted from using so many OoTR moves in sequence.



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIIIII 33%
Energy: IIIIIIII 41%
Status: Frozen Solid, no clones.

Arena Status: Car pieces everywhere, flaming mass of car, thin layer of ice, Ambulance has arrived!!!!

ROUND 5 “Breaking the Ice”

-- BEGIN –


Yuri begins this round by sending a bright white flash at her frozen opponent, but being frozen, it has no effect but reflects back and blinds the Absol.

Due to its blindness it doesn’t notice Bianca break through her ice with a long vine and wrap it around the Absol’s neck.

Yuri however, doesn’t attempt to stop it and instead closes her eyes. Nothing happens.

BAM!

Bianca swung Yuri around with her vine and slammed her into the grass pokemon itself, breaking the ice but hurting her at the same time.

Yuri angrily began to run around in an elegant fashion and wispy ghostlike swords surrounded her. This went on for a while but Bianca knocked her over with a powerful Solarbeam and she flew into the ambulance, hard. It staggered upright briefly, but collapsed, defeated.


ROUND 5 “Breaking the Ice”


-- END --

<Team Roy>
Yuri (male Absol)
HP: 0%
Energy: II 12%
Status: fainted, solarbeam



<Team Emo>
Bianca (female Chikorita)
HP: IIIII 25%
Energy: II 14%
Status: Pleased

Congratulations to both of you, its been a fun match.

I hope you spend your points well, but try not to spoil Bianca any further

Roy Karrde – 1
Emo – 2
MH -- 2

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

*twitches* I won? *is very surprised* Thankee-sai! *runs around with undeserved points* But but but... isn't the damage a bit too much for a non-effective Solarbeam??

[Mega Horny]

It wasn't just the solarbeam. He was also slammed into a frozen ice block and into an ambulance. I will redo it if you really think i need to, but I have been told my matches take too long due to lack of damage...

[Emotional Faun Chiko-sai]

^^;; I just felt guilty cos Ryan helped me out a lot.... *hugs him* but thanks muchly for reffing ^^ *runs off with points*

[Roy Karrde]

Congrats on a great match Yi! I loved it and I want a rematch with you soon! Thanks for the reffing Horny.

[Mega Horny]

np, and great job to both of you! Cya round!