* Stats *
Chris 2.0 vs TheBlueAvenger
OOOO|OOOO
Person man(male)

Health:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100% Health
Energy:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100% Energy
Status:
Granville(male)

Health:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100% Health
Energy:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100% Energy
Status:
* Pre-Battle *
Despite multiple requests from Goldenrod City Council, the to combatants who last turned the beautiful city into a battle ground have returned to duke it out once again, to find out once and for all, who's the better battler. Standing to one side, is Chris 2.0, self styled hero of TPML.
"Go on TBA, send out your Pokemon" he shouts.
"Okay... let's start things out with a bang!" his opponent TBA replies, sending out his pokemon. Materializing on the tracks of the monorail is the white, red and blue bodied Mr Mime, who for a few seconds performs a perfect pantomime of a train, before getting back into a battle ready stance. Chris stares at the Psychic pokemon with utter confusion, before shrugging and bringing out a Purple furred Granbull, that barks at the clown before him.
While the two trainers glare at each other, the ref makes himself comfortable on a public bench, pours himself a beer and gets ready to take notes. He blows a whistle, and the battle can begin.
* Trainer Issued Commands *
Chris 2.0 & Granville
"Water Pulse-Thunderbolt-Shadow ball"
TheBlueAvenger & Person Man
"Teleport-Calm Mind-Calm Mind"
* Round One Begins *
Granville roars, rearing back before spitting out a massive jet of water. The burst of water sails over the train tracks, seemingly just a regular attack, but secretly hiding a massive sonar pulse - designed to confuse and disorientate - within it's liquid form. As the attack nears Person man, the acting pokemon closes his eyes, and disappears in a flash of light, just as the attack was about to collide with him. Leaving Granville alone, the Dog begins to sniff around for the pokemon's location. The ref pulls out a laptop, and begins scouring security camera's in Goldenrod, until he finds one with a Mr Mime standing in. The Mr Mime looks slightly damp, having taken some of the attack with him as he teleported, but generally unharmed. Tuning in a radio to the Goldenrod station, two voices erupted from the speakers.
"Where did you come from! You're not supposed o be in here!"
<Mime! Mime Mime!!>
"How dare you! Look you're getting all the equipment wet!"
<Mime Mime!!!>
"Ahh! What are you doing!! Hey let go of me!"
<Mime mime!!>
"Aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!"
At that point, a man fell out of a high window in the Radio Tower, only to stop a few inches from the floor, suspended by a psychic grip, before being dropped to the ground. A few seconds later, music started playing over the radio. Granville sighed, sitting down dejectedly, deciding not to waste his energy with an enemy that wasn't there, he started scratching himself. Chris shot a look at TBA, the kind of look that said 'That was a cheap move', but was returned by a look from TBA that said 'Come on, I did this the last time we battled.'. In the meantime, Person Man sat cross legged on the floor of the radio booth, swaying back and forth with the music, calming his mind and chilling out.
"Isn't that the music from Malcom in the Middle?" Chris asked. "That pokemon has a weird taste in music"
TBA narrowed his eyes at him, and would be releasing steam from his ears by now if he only could.
* Results *
Person man(male)

Health:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100% Health
Energy:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 88% Energy
Status:Chilled Out
Granville(male)

Health:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 100% Health
Energy:
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 95% Energy
Status:Itchy..
Chris 2.0
vs
The Blue Avenger
"Your music sucks!"
"So does your fic!"
* Arena Status *
Radio DJ trying to get back inside Tower
Mr Mime chilling out to "Your not the Boss of Me"
Granville scratching himself
(Disclaimer - All comments are for dramatic purpose only, and are in no way the true comments of any parties involved in this battle)