Reply With QuoteHe'd almost certainly have at least one Dark-type. Possibly a team full of Dark-types, with one token non-Dark-type to cover the type's weaknesses.
If Hitler had pokemon.
If Hitler had pokemon, which pokemon's would he have?
Re: If Hitler had pokemon.
He'd almost certainly have at least one Dark-type. Possibly a team full of Dark-types, with one token non-Dark-type to cover the type's weaknesses.
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He'd have an entire team of Torkoals and Weezings.
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I can see him owning a Houndoom. Yep, definitely a Houndoom person.
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Re: If Hitler had pokemon.
He'd have weezing's and a mewtwo.
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no he would want to commit pokemon genocide until he caught the PERFECT pokemon.
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What he said.
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Honchkrow, Magmortar, Houndoom, Weezing, Torkoal and Braviary.
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He actually enforced laws protecting animals, and was a vegetarian. (If only he treated humans like he did with animals...)
For a team it would be like this...
Tyranitar
Houndoom
Spiritomb
Gyarados
Gliscor,
Nidoking
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Tyranitar
Absol
Spiritomb
Garchomp
Gliscor
Houndoom
Maybe he'll have seen his demise coming and his Absol woulda told him about it.
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Wouldn't really have been a disaster would it...?
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Yeah, Absol only sense natural disasters. It could help its trainer avoid death by earthquake, or flood, or avalanche...not much help against a bullet or poison.
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I think he would have chosen Psychic types to help him control people's thoughts. But only those with good stats.
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Re: If Hitler had pokemon.
I think that the pokemon he wouldn't have is Smeargle, since his paint dreams were vanished.
Apart from that, a pokemon that somehow reflects superiority. (though none comes to my lazy mind right now)
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Hitler loved dogs, so he'd have had two of those I'm sure.
Houndoom
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Yes, the dog part is true, so I can get Houndoom and Arcanine.
So, those two, '; Braviary as the german eagle, Weezing for the gas, Torkoal for the 'oven' and Empoleon for the emperor, the fuhrer (and it gets Defiant!).
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Weezing and Houndoom were the first that came to mind, like many...
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He'd definitely have a Blastoise for Hitler denounced smoking so he would use Blastoise to 'blast' water on anyone having a cigarette with hydro pump, subsequently shouting "oise!" -- which sounds German for something.
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Are there any Jewish pokemon?
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How has nobody said Mightyena?It fits the bill aesthetically and "Adolf" even means "wolf," too! (Though Mightyena is really more hyena, I guess, but close enough.)
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He'd be the type to have a tank of SHARPEDOS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS!
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Steel burns pretty awesome.
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Huh. Wasn't even trying.
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