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    If Hitler had pokemon, which pokemon's would he have?

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    He'd almost certainly have at least one Dark-type. Possibly a team full of Dark-types, with one token non-Dark-type to cover the type's weaknesses.


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    He'd have an entire team of Torkoals and Weezings.

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    I can see him owning a Houndoom. Yep, definitely a Houndoom person.
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    Default Re: If Hitler had pokemon.

    He'd have weezing's and a mewtwo.
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    Default Re: If Hitler had pokemon.

    no he would want to commit pokemon genocide until he caught the PERFECT pokemon.

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    Default Re: If Hitler had pokemon.

    What he said.

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    Default Re: If Hitler had pokemon.

    Honchkrow, Magmortar, Houndoom, Weezing, Torkoal and Braviary.

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    Default Re: If Hitler had pokemon.

    He actually enforced laws protecting animals, and was a vegetarian. (If only he treated humans like he did with animals...)

    For a team it would be like this...
    Tyranitar
    Houndoom
    Spiritomb
    Gyarados
    Gliscor,
    Nidoking

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    Tyranitar
    Absol
    Spiritomb
    Garchomp
    Gliscor
    Houndoom

    Maybe he'll have seen his demise coming and his Absol woulda told him about it.
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    Wouldn't really have been a disaster would it...?

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    Yeah, Absol only sense natural disasters. It could help its trainer avoid death by earthquake, or flood, or avalanche...not much help against a bullet or poison.


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    Default Re: If Hitler had pokemon.

    I think he would have chosen Psychic types to help him control people's thoughts. But only those with good stats.

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    I think that the pokemon he wouldn't have is Smeargle, since his paint dreams were vanished.

    Apart from that, a pokemon that somehow reflects superiority. (though none comes to my lazy mind right now)


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    Default Re: If Hitler had pokemon.

    Hitler loved dogs, so he'd have had two of those I'm sure.

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    Yes, the dog part is true, so I can get Houndoom and Arcanine.

    So, those two, '; Braviary as the german eagle, Weezing for the gas, Torkoal for the 'oven' and Empoleon for the emperor, the fuhrer (and it gets Defiant!).

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    Weezing and Houndoom were the first that came to mind, like many...
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    He'd definitely have a Blastoise for Hitler denounced smoking so he would use Blastoise to 'blast' water on anyone having a cigarette with hydro pump, subsequently shouting "oise!" -- which sounds German for something.

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    Default Re: If Hitler had pokemon.

    Are there any Jewish pokemon?

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    He actually enforced laws protecting animals, and was a vegetarian. (If only he treated humans like he did with animals...)
    Yes, he was! He wasn't ALL evil(I am not saying he was a "saint", either), but it still doesn't look good on the "Famous Vegetarians" list. Joan Jett does, though!

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    How has nobody said Mightyena? It fits the bill aesthetically and "Adolf" even means "wolf," too! (Though Mightyena is really more hyena, I guess, but close enough.)

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    He'd be the type to have a tank of SHARPEDOS WITH LASERS ON THEIR HEADS!

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    You sir, win a cookie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadwood_Zen View Post
    Are there any Jewish pokemon?


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    Steel burns pretty awesome.

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    Huh. Wasn't even trying.

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