Yummy-Yummy Happy Time: Mystery Adventure [S.F]

[Houndoom_Lover]

A quick author’s note: The start suddenly felt a little bare without one. I’ve been wanting to write a story with these guys for a while. Haha! I guess I got my wish! So, um, enjoy the crazy misadventures of these miscreants.

{Chapter one}

Today, I felt weird. It was like my whole body was telling me that I should skip school and stay in bed. I don’t know where all this dread came from. But I ignored it, and went anyway….

During gym, I felt a little light head and decided to play it for all I could. My teacher bought it and told me to go home; he knew I lived nearby, so I did.

I didn’t make it.

At least, I don’t remember making it.

(A young is rummaging through a bush. He spots something round and delicious and snaps at it. While he may be young, he’s jaws are already powerful but his aim is off. The twig snaps in two and a berry goes rolling!) Gwa! (He goes chasing after it. Luckily, the berry is stopped by something small and white.)

………………

(crocks his head as he grabs the berry) Hellooooo? (The white thing doesn’t respond so he gives it a good kick.)

Yowk!!! (I wake up and roll over, sharp pain in my side. My bum feels a little wet…Did I wet the bed or something? It takes me a while for my eyes to adjust. Everything seems weird, brighter and more vivid. The first thing I see is it.) AAch! A Totodile! Where did you come from? How’d you get in my house- (I look around. There is no house. There’s just me and the confuse looking Totodile) Where…?

Boy, (The Totodile says, looking exasperated at me.) You’re sure one confused Meowth.

………….What? (I’m not sure if I said that out loud or not. I must have, though I didn’t feel it escape my lips. I scurry to my feet. Something feels wrong here, I feel wobbly, like my head is too heavy for my legs. I feel as though I might fall over, but I steady myself. I frantically patted myself down. Fur. Whiskers. Oh DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS- I HAVE A TAIL!)…Oh my Arceus, I’m a Meowth.

You didn’t know that? (The Pokémon in front of me starts to laugh, giving me a view of his razor sharp teeth. If he didn’t have that berry in his hands, I’d of sworn he was here to eat me.) You’re really strange! (He said when he stopped laughing) Do you want to come back to my place? You look hungry!

Yurk! (The look my face must have had! He might eat me yet, but I was never one to turn down a free meal- and being a Meowth, I could always scratch my way away from his snout) S-sure, why not. Whatcya cookin’?

I have berries and leftovers from my last meal! (He smiled and started off with that weird Toridile gait)

(I cringed and wondered what or who his last meal was, but I followed him anyway. Besides, it was better in sitting in the wet grass.)

[Kyuuketsuki]

Great start, didn't see that one coming, can't wait for the next chapter.

Oh my Arceus, I’m a Meowth.

XD Too funny...

[Houndoom_Lover]

^w^ Thank you!

Coupled with deer in headlights appearance :0 This is bound to be outragous

X3 Yay! Thank you so much~ Hope you'll stay tune!

[Sike Saner]

Oh man. X3 There were a couple of lines in this so far that I've just got to mention because they made me laugh:

My bum feels a little wet…Did I wet the bed or something?

Oh DEAR SWEET BABY JESUS- I HAVE A TAIL!

XD Awesome.

[Houndoom_Lover]

Thank ya!

I figured it be the common respond to these situations. Shit, if I woke up with a tail, I'd be SO happy.

I make squid noises that I made you laugh "Ggroggullp!"

[toucheiruka]

only Houndoom can come up with a title like that.

don't know whats funnier, the story or the title. Good job!

[PancaKe]

YAY Houndy! You're writing a smilie fic! And you're so bizzare it's sure to be AWESOME!! I'm so excited. But now I have to rush off to work so I can't type a proper reply

[Houndoom_Lover]

It was originally going to be Yum-Yum Happy fun time, but I wrote Yummy-Yummy happy fun time instead X3 It clearly was meant to be! Thanks Tou!

Oh, yay, PancaKe!! ^_^ I'm glad you liked it- I'm excited too! I've been wanting to do a mystery dungeons fic for-ev-ers!!


Thanks for your loverly comments!

The next chapter would be up, but I forgot to trasfer my document to my flashdrive :3 Yaaaay!

[toucheiruka]

It was originally going to be Yum-Yum Happy fun time, but I wrote Yummy-Yummy happy fun time instead X3 It clearly was meant to be! Thanks Tou!

I can see why you put it as Yummy.

come to think of it, the title makes me hungry.....

[Houndoom_Lover]

To touch: I think it was just a spontaneous writing fail XD But I'm glad I kept it. This adventure is sure to be tasty.


Author’s Note: Gwa! I keep on trying to master present tense but I keep switching back to past. This is very upsetting. I’m just gunna go with the flow of things…Kay?

Yummy-Yummy Happy Fun Time: Mystery Adventures
{Chapter two}

Today, I passed out in the woods. I don’t know why, I never passed out before. I guess there’s a first time for every thing…

When I woke up, I wasn’t myself anymore. I was a Pokemon, a to be exact.

I just met a . He took pity on me and took me to his house. At first, I was afraid he was going to eat me, but he’s been real swell, not eating Pokemon at all.

His home is just a humble one, made out of thatch. It rests by the clearist pond I have ever seen; its so clear, I can see right to the bottom.

There are tons of fish and fish-like Pokemon. I’m pondering all that has happened so far as went to go grab us something to eat…All that is here to keep me company in this little grass hutch is this massive cylindrical silver thing…I hope he comes back soon…

(A few moments of time pass)

(Comes back, a look of triumph on his face. He has brought back a little brown fish for each of them. He drops the fish on the lightly thatched floor in front of ) Told you I wouldn’t be long (He says, sitting down, watching the little fish flounder. There‘s a look of apprehension on his face.)

Not long? I coulda taken a cat nap- (I noticed the look of ’s face. Now, I haven’t known him for long, but I knew enough to know that wasn’t the look of someone who just fished successfully.) What’s wrong? (I ask, hoping to get to the bottom of this.)

(Looks up as the ceiling as he ponders an answer.) I…don’t really like eating…

(I tilt my head at him as he speaks)

Things with faces on them…(He glumly lowers his head, as though in shame. I figure it must be, for a after all.)

(I wanted to roll my eyes so hard that they would click in the back of my head and come back around, but I didn’t. Instead, I stood up, and grabbed the fish) Then let’s throw ’em back in. I wouldn’t want my face chewed off neither.

(He looked at me in disbelief) You’re not going to make fun of me? (He asks, disbelief even in his voice.)

(I shake my head) Naw, fish give me gas anyway. (I lied, but the look of his face was worth a thousand and one white lies.)

I got them! (He stood up and snatched them from my paws. He ran out so quick, I swear all I saw were lines and running dust.)

What a weird guy…(I sat back down next to the cylinder thing…it started to freak me out, so I slowly started to move away from it- just in case it got suspicious.)

I’m back (He pats, slightly out of breath as he came through his door. He sat down next to me, grasping a piece of paper in his claws. The paper looks to be made of leaves and other things manmade paper isn’t made of any more) ….You’re the first person to not laugh at me for not eating stuff I’m suppose to eat. (He says, his little tail thud-thudding on his thatch floor) So I was wondering…(Here he paused, I assume its for dramatic effect) if you’d start a Mystery Adventure team with me!

(I guess he expected me to say yes right away, but I had no idea what he was talking about, so I went with a safe-) Huh? (And left it at that.)

[Houndoom_Lover]

(The poor thing fell right on his face when he realized what I said. He got back up though, and started jumping all around.) It’s a super cool way awesome organizational team!….Every one know that-that must mean you don’t want to join? (His expression of joy didn’t change on his face.)

Naw (I said, then added quickly) I’m just not from around these parts, but I do like super cool way awesome organiza-stuff.

Yes! (He stanches the paper back up. It had previously fallen when had gotten emotional. He sure was a jumpy bouncy strange little fellow.) Our team is going to be so awesome! (He looked like he was going to cry, he was so full of joy. All the joy was going to just burst out of his face like a big old joy dam…that broke.) What are we going to name it?

(I leaned back as he asked. I was slightly afraid that I was going to burst though his wall, but I still sat back anyway. I seemed to feel like I use to be more considerate of others and their feelings at one point…) How about we name it, “Give this something to eat?” (I laid a paw on my creamy tummy as it growled, my curled brown tail even gave a twitch.)

(Laughed and nodded) Alright, let’s get us something to eat then! (He hopped up to the scary cylinder thing- using my poor belly as a jumping board. It knocked me flat over.)

Hey watch it! (In my current starving state, I made no effort to sit back up.)

: 158: You sure are hungry, (He says as he rummages through whatever that strange thing is…And then suddenly, something clicked in my mind. That…was… a garbage can!) I wonder why that is-What’s your name by the way?

(I was so pleased with myself that didn’t hear the last part of his speedily spoken spam of questions) I dunno, probably a tapeworm or something.

(He saw so stunned that he lost his footing and plummeting into the can below.) Tapeworm!? That’s a great name! (He yelled from inside the can.) My name’s Ballzac!

Ballzac…(I can’t be sure if I grinned or grimaced, but without a doubt..)…We have the best names ever!

(Ballzac popped his head out of the garbage can’s hole. He was grinning widely.)

You’ve got something on your head (I said, and a look of confusion came over his smooth blue reptilian face.)

What is it?

(I groan as I get up. I‘m having trouble standing on my two feet, but the can is so tall, I have too. I use the top for balance as I look at this mysterious object on his head.) Let’s have a look see- (I know what this is. It‘s right on the tip of my tongue.)…It‘s uh…..It‘s a Jelly donut!!

(He looks at me. His eyes lock on mine. I understood. We both knew….)

And that’s how Team Jelly Donut was born.

[toucheiruka]

ballzac?

I'm not even going to say anything.

good job once again!

[Houndoom_Lover]

Haha, thank you! X3 I gave him that name in the game I love Mystery Dungeons! Wait until the third person comes in and what there name is! AHahaaaa~ So much fun! I should update! I've been really sluggish these days. Muffs!