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Thread: The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 17 up! 8/12/05]

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    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 17 up! 8/12/05]

    Here is my new idea thing, since nobody like my old ones. [nobody will like this, either, but I need an active place 2 test my ideas out] Il just go onto AOL and post my conversations as chapters! An update whenever I feel I have a good enough convo. Here's chapter 1!

    SCwarrior123: hey
    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    TheHeadlessMole: who r u
    SCwarrior123: r u jimmy warren
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    SCwarrior123: sup
    TheHeadlessMole: now who r u
    TheHeadlessMole: i thinks i remembers u
    TheHeadlessMole: from tys house r sumthin
    SCwarrior123: no
    SCwarrior123: im a stalker
    SCwarrior123: i stalk ppl
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: i did tak 2 u at ty's house
    SCwarrior123: ty's house
    SCwarrior123: ?
    TheHeadlessMole: tyler
    SCwarrior123: ya i kno him
    TheHeadlessMole: i bet u do
    SCwarrior123: but i wasnt at tys house
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: i went on his SN at his house
    SCwarrior123: and
    TheHeadlessMole: we dint no who u wer
    SCwarrior123: o
    SCwarrior123: ya
    SCwarrior123: im the stalker
    TheHeadlessMole: SO WHO THE HELL R U?
    SCwarrior123: THE STALKER!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: R u james
    SCwarrior123: NO
    SCwarrior123: IM HIS FRIEND
    TheHeadlessMole: i bets u r
    SCwarrior123: no im his friend
    TheHeadlessMole: sure u r james
    SCwarrior123: seriously
    SCwarrior123: i am james's friend
    TheHeadlessMole: tehn tell me who u r and i'l belive u
    SCwarrior123: im a stalker
    SCwarrior123: i am
    SCwarrior123: i been stalking tyler
    TheHeadlessMole: so ur mama named u the stalker
    SCwarrior123: i stalked britney skahan
    SCwarrior123: i stalked a lot of ppl in ur damm ****in shcool
    SCwarrior123: ur school sucks
    TheHeadlessMole: yea it does
    TheHeadlessMole: but so do all orhters
    TheHeadlessMole: i thinks u r seriously ****ed up
    SCwarrior123: no im not
    SCwarrior123: im james's
    SCwarrior123: friend
    TheHeadlessMole: possibly more so than me
    SCwarrior123: the stalker
    TheHeadlessMole: i've had enough of ur shenanegins
    SCwarrior123: u nincompoop
    SCwarrior123: stfu
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    SCwarrior123: jimbo
    SCwarrior123: lol
    SCwarrior123: hahaha
    SCwarrior123: u kno josh carlton
    TheHeadlessMole: right
    SCwarrior123: do u
    TheHeadlessMole: am i on candid camera
    SCwarrior123: im his friend
    SCwarrior123: no
    TheHeadlessMole: so am i
    SCwarrior123: do u kno josh carlton
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: i just sed im his frend
    SCwarrior123: is he on
    TheHeadlessMole: nop
    SCwarrior123: tell him 2 im me
    SCwarrior123: o
    TheHeadlessMole: hes never on
    SCwarrior123: o
    SCwarrior123: cuz he uses his moms sn
    SCwarrior123: he told me
    SCwarrior123: and
    SCwarrior123: WARN UR FRINED
    TheHeadlessMole: about u?
    SCwarrior123: FRIENDS*
    SCwarrior123: NO
    SCwarrior123: WARN UR FRIENDS THAT I WILL KILL ALL PPL
    SCwarrior123: ALL OF U PPL
    SCwarrior123: EVEN UR FRIENDS
    TheHeadlessMole: so i's right
    SCwarrior123: I WILL KILL THEM
    TheHeadlessMole: il kill u all first
    TheHeadlessMole: i hate ppl more than anything
    SCwarrior123: TELL THEM AND WARN THEM
    TheHeadlessMole: theyr all bitches
    SCwarrior123: SURE U DO
    SCwarrior123: SO U MEAN U HATE UR FRIENDS
    SCwarrior123: U HATE UR PARENTS
    SCwarrior123: U BAD BIATCH
    TheHeadlessMole: who care more about theyr ****ing hair then they do about their ****ing lives
    TheHeadlessMole: i hate every1
    TheHeadlessMole: cept maybe like brit, ty, josh, etc/
    TheHeadlessMole: they koo
    TheHeadlessMole: most of the time
    SCwarrior123: WAT ABOUT JAMES
    TheHeadlessMole: meh
    TheHeadlessMole: i seriously want to bash some ****ing skulls in rite now
    SCwarrior123: BASH SOME 1
    SCwarrior123: LIKE
    SCwarrior123: JON
    SCwarrior123: JON PARIDISE
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: good idea
    SCwarrior123: U KNO HIM
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    SCwarrior123: COOL
    TheHeadlessMole: hes a fag
    SCwarrior123: LO
    SCwarrior123: LOL*
    SCwarrior123: I AGREE
    SCwarrior123: U KNO WAT
    TheHeadlessMole: wat
    SCwarrior123: IM GOING 2 ADD U 2 MY B LIST
    SCwarrior123: K
    TheHeadlessMole: k
    TheHeadlessMole: watevr
    SCwarrior123: TTUL
    SCwarrior123: BYE
    TheHeadlessMole: cay
    TheHeadlessMole: l8r
    SCwarrior123: ?
    SCwarrior123: O
    SCwarrior123: LATR
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: l8r
    SCwarrior123: LATR
    TheHeadlessMole: watevr
    SCwarrior123 signed off at 10:52:43 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe
    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


    You heard it here first, folks!

    3-time winner of Fanfic's "Oddest Writer" award!

    Knight of I.N.D.E.E.D.

  2. #2

    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    Chapter 2: The Chatroom

    You have just entered room "Chat 29864038033910993802."

    InAbLoOdBaTh13 has entered the room.

    blondiebabez897 has entered the room.

    TheHeadlessMole: yay!

    blondiebabez897: spoon?

    TheHeadlessMole: teh gangs all here!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: yay go jimm

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: brb

    TheHeadlessMole: yes spoon!

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    blondiebabez897: y spoon?

    TheHeadlessMole: dunno

    blondiebabez897: y not fork or knife?

    Xi No ReGrets iX has entered the room.

    blondiebabez897: thats discrimination

    TheHeadlessMole: spoons r koolr

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: all go u

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally*

    Xi No ReGrets iX: who r these beatiful ppl

    TheHeadlessMole: who teh hell is taht regret ****?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: jimm and that otha gurl

    blondiebabez897: o thanks

    TheHeadlessMole: lol

    TheHeadlessMole: THATS GIANELLE!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: well r name is kinda hard to spell

    TheHeadlessMole: HI GIANELLE!

    blondiebabez897: hi jimm

    TheHeadlessMole: hey is wallie on?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally is my stonner *****

    TheHeadlessMole: ah

    blondiebabez897: yeah and i wouldnt call herthat if i were u

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    TheHeadlessMole: invit hr here!

    TheHeadlessMole: she blockd me

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: who?

    blondiebabez897: ok

    TheHeadlessMole: YAY!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ALLY

    TheHeadlessMole: cheerleadr prep

    ChrGirl432 has entered the room.

    Xi No ReGrets iX: wut

    TheHeadlessMole: HI MORGAN!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ALLY IS A RAPER

    blondiebabez897: morgan doesnt cheer nemore

    ChrGirl432: yes i do

    TheHeadlessMole: yea i kno

    ChrGirl432: just not rite now

    TheHeadlessMole: but i stil cal hr a cheerleadr prep

    TheHeadlessMole: CUZ SHE IS!!!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: hell yeah

    TheHeadlessMole: SPOON!!!!

    blondiebabez897: i cheer more then she does

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: that mosh thing today ruled

    Xi No ReGrets iX: i rape mah friends

    TheHeadlessMole: Of course u do

    Xi No ReGrets iX: yes i do

    TheHeadlessMole: LESBIAN LOVERS!!!

    Xi No ReGrets iX: ?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: hell yeah lol

    TheHeadlessMole: lol

    blondiebabez897: hi morgan

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: no that is ashley rite

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally

    Xi No ReGrets iX: wut

    ChrGirl432: ok who is every body here?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: hi

    Xi No ReGrets iX: wut is ashley

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: i`m me

    TheHeadlessMole: TELL IT BRIT!

    TheHeadlessMole: IM JIMM!!!!!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: about what?

    TheHeadlessMole: in case u all fools didnt kno

    TheHeadlessMole: SPOON!!!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: I`M HAPPY NOODLE GULE

    Xi No ReGrets iX: all u

    TheHeadlessMole: Brit tell the chrledr prep who we all r

    TheHeadlessMole: im 2 lazy

    ChrGirl432: thats tru

    Xi No ReGrets iX: im a cheerleader

    TheHeadlessMole: CHEERLEADR SEMI-PREP!

    ChrGirl432: ok

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: HAHAH

    TheHeadlessMole: SPOON!!!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: EAT ME

    TheHeadlessMole: maybe l8r

    blondiebabez897: hey im a cheerleader!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: OK

    TheHeadlessMole: yea u r

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: NO ONE KARS

    TheHeadlessMole: tahts mean

    TheHeadlessMole: yet tru

    TheHeadlessMole: & deserved

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: h to the hizzle b to the izzle

    TheHeadlessMole: im gonna invit craig here

    blondiebabez897: craig who?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: not worithy yall gusta feel me

    TheHeadlessMole: yea

    blondiebabez897: no thanks

    TheHeadlessMole: but hes a ***** so

    TheHeadlessMole: i wanta c wat hel do

    XxAnD1StReEtxX has entered the room.

    ChrGirl432: ok then im leaving

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: go u

    TheHeadlessMole: CYA MORGAN!!!

    blondiebabez897: no do not leave!!

    TheHeadlessMole: Can brittany rape u?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: yay go me

    TheHeadlessMole: lol

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ewww nvm

    TheHeadlessMole: MORE LESBIANS!!!

    ChrGirl432: who the hell is every one????????????????????????//

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally loves me

    TheHeadlessMole: I like lesbians

    TheHeadlessMole: theyr usuallly hot

    ChrGirl432: um ew

    blondiebabez897: y?

    TheHeadlessMole: EXCEPT U!!!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: yay

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: go me

    blondiebabez897: i mean if u likethem u dont have a shot withthem

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: in a not gay way

    blondiebabez897: cuz they dont like guys

    TheHeadlessMole: YEA

    blondiebabez897: so whats the point?

    ChrGirl432: ok gianelle sry im leaving

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ?>????>???

    TheHeadlessMole: but lesbians r so hot

    blondiebabez897: no!!!

    XxAnD1StReEtxX: whoz chrgirl and i no regrets and blondie?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: thx jimm lol

    ChrGirl432: 2 many freaky ppl

    ChrGirl432 has left the room.

    Xi No ReGrets iX: im a hotti

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: humm.. ally and some otha *****

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ????

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: lalalalal stupid motha ****a

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: blondiebabez897

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ?

    blondiebabez897: gianelle

    XxAnD1StReEtxX: is inoregrets a grl?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ppppp pkl

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: that is ally

    Xi No ReGrets iX: yes i am mofo

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: go ally

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: she is my stonner *****

    XxAnD1StReEtxX: who the **** ally?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: i dont kno

    Xi No ReGrets iX: me u ***in ***

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: yay go ally agin

    XxAnD1StReEtxX: oooo

    Xi No ReGrets iX: lol aight

    XxAnD1StReEtxX: dats ally

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: yes

    Xi No ReGrets iX: yes im ally

    XxAnD1StReEtxX: i dont no no ally

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: no i want to be a bug that can FLYYY

    Xi No ReGrets iX: yes u do

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    XxAnD1StReEtxX: but i did bowl in a bowling alley before

    Xi No ReGrets iX: i am ally

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: I`M BRITTANY

    Xi No ReGrets iX: im a stonner

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: GOOOOO MEEEEE

    XxAnD1StReEtxX: is ally in my gym class?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: i am a craker

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: that ever one loves

    Xi No ReGrets iX: yes i am

    Xi No ReGrets iX: IM IN UR GYM CLASS

    XxAnD1StReEtxX: chirch hill?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: u r

    Xi No ReGrets iX: yes

    TheHeadlessMole: im a freeak

    blondiebabez897: i know u!!!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally sence when do u live in nh?

    TheHeadlessMole: chacahcahcchacha

    Xi No ReGrets iX: i always have

    Xi No ReGrets iX: shut the *** up

    Xi No ReGrets iX: god

    blondiebabez897: did u go to cas?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ooo ok

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: u live near me rite

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ally make me a new sn

    TheHeadlessMole: MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!

    Xi No ReGrets iX: yes

    Xi No ReGrets iX: wut kind

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ok go me

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: i dont kno

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: oooo i kno

    TheHeadlessMole: Peanut butter and CHEESY ****

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: happynoodlegurl666

    Xi No ReGrets iX: no

    Xi No ReGrets iX: notha 1

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: happynoodlegurl5

    Xi No ReGrets iX: no!!

    Xi No ReGrets iX: no noodles involved!!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: **** no

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: JIMM TELL HER

    TheHeadlessMole: Il make u 1 EvilB

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: kk

    TheHeadlessMole: O yea nd noodles kick ***

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: EVILB13

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    TheHeadlessMole: il makke teh noodle 1 2 if u want

    Xi No ReGrets iX: *** u

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: AYAY

    TheHeadlessMole: Shut up stoner *****

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: OK I WANT HAPPYNOODLEGURL666

    TheHeadlessMole: [ally]

    TheHeadlessMole: OK

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: no brittany

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: u stonner ****

    Xi No ReGrets iX: *** U

    TheHeadlessMole: Shut up stoner *****

    Xi No ReGrets iX: go to hell

    blondiebabez897: u wont be able to fit happynoodlegurl666

    blondiebabez897: it only lets u do 16 letters

    Xi No ReGrets iX: slip on a battery and DIE

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ;p;

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: lol

    TheHeadlessMole: yea

    TheHeadlessMole: shes rite

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: ****in key board

    TheHeadlessMole: i can do teh happynoodlegurl5 tho

    TheHeadlessMole: i think

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: BILLY IS ON

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: YAY

    TheHeadlessMole: who teh hell is billy

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: THE 8TH GRADER CHINK

    TheHeadlessMole: ah

    Xi No ReGrets iX: *** WAR

    Xi No ReGrets iX: I LIKE WAR

    TheHeadlessMole: r he a chinese whore like teh turtle?

    Xi No ReGrets iX: *** LIFE

    Xi No ReGrets iX: *** U

    TheHeadlessMole: yea

    Xi No ReGrets iX: *** PPLZ

    TheHeadlessMole: mn

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: all of us are **** ups

    TheHeadlessMole: YEA

    TheHeadlessMole: HELL YEA *****

    XxAnD1StReEtxX has left the room.

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: noooo

    TheHeadlessMole: haha

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: my best friend :-(

    Xi No ReGrets iX: *** U LEAVA

    TheHeadlessMole: lol

    Xi No ReGrets iX: U ***IN ***ED up bitcha

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: loseR?

    TheHeadlessMole: kk im leavin 2 makke u that **** now kk?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: lol go meee

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: eww

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: fagit

    TheHeadlessMole: l

    Xi No ReGrets iX: *** u mole

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: YAY

    TheHeadlessMole: shut up stupid ****ing bitchy ****

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: GO SUM1

    Xi No ReGrets iX: *** u

    Xi No ReGrets iX: go ***in die

    blondiebabez897: im leaving

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: love ya

    TheHeadlessMole: il c u all l8r

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: in a none gay way

    TheHeadlessMole: LESBIAN LUVRS!!!

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: nope

    blondiebabez897 has left the room.

    TheHeadlessMole: dam

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: that is ally and ashley

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: rite ally

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: u love ashley

    TheHeadlessMole: im leavin 2 makke u those screnname shiites now

    TheHeadlessMole: kk?

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: call me ok

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: peace

    TheHeadlessMole: cya

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: i love u

    TheHeadlessMole: ewww

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: in a none gay way

    TheHeadlessMole: wat???

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: i dont kno

    Xi No ReGrets iX: li love ashley

    TheHeadlessMole: DID U JUST CALL ME A WONAM *****

    InAbLoOdBaTh13: but stonners rul

    TheHeadlessMole: yea

    TheHeadlessMole: cya now



    Chapter 3: The UndrWrld Part 1: Harassment

    **The beginning of this convo with QuenOfUndrWrld is personnal, and therefore will not be shared**

    TheHeadlessMole: closse out ur window and im me agen

    QuenOfUndrWrld: tell me ur email

    TheHeadlessMole: headbone@dorkasaur.com

    TheHeadlessMole: o man

    TheHeadlessMole: its 2 hot 2day

    QuenOfUndrWrld: yeah it is

    **This convo was sent to me at this time**

    [u should prob know that QOUW's name is Brittany]

    QuenOfUndrWrld: hello

    AnotherSNbyAl: hello

    QuenOfUndrWrld: sup hommiez deathbrothar?

    AnotherSNbyAl: where did you get my screen name?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: a message board

    QuenOfUndrWrld: so what`s ur name

    QuenOfUndrWrld: mine is johnny

    AnotherSNbyAl: ohh how nice..

    QuenOfUndrWrld: but u can callme nny

    AnotherSNbyAl: ur a boy?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: nope

    QuenOfUndrWrld: a gurl

    AnotherSNbyAl: that would make sence

    QuenOfUndrWrld: y uhave a problem wit my name

    AnotherSNbyAl: so are you gonna say rap sux or rap rules?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: what do u think

    AnotherSNbyAl: ruls

    QuenOfUndrWrld: **** no

    AnotherSNbyAl: rules*

    QuenOfUndrWrld: metal rulz

    QuenOfUndrWrld: *****

    AnotherSNbyAl: i a boy and i dont wanna hear no swears

    QuenOfUndrWrld: wow

    QuenOfUndrWrld: well i guss i will have to kill u now

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i will cut ur neck and and paint the walls wit ur blood

    QuenOfUndrWrld: and smile at u like "oohh did i do that :

    AnotherSNbyAl: um i dont nkwo who u are but thats actualy kinda stupid

    AnotherSNbyAl: why paint the wallls when you can write ur resume for a job with my blood?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: u want me to start swairin at u agin?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: cuz i will

    AnotherSNbyAl: dont like my comeback *****?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: ok u can swair but i can how ****ed uo is that

    AnotherSNbyAl: i dont undersatnd you

    i dont undersatnd you

    QuenOfUndrWrld: u dont understand me

    QuenOfUndrWrld: me!!

    QuenOfUndrWrld: u have issues

    AnotherSNbyAl: No u do

    AnotherSNbyAl: qeen of the under world

    QuenOfUndrWrld: nice sn ***** *****

    AnotherSNbyAl: well i like it

    AnotherSNbyAl: ***** ***** what kinda diss is that?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: u have a ****in KITTY KAT for a icon and ur dissin my cumbaks

    AnotherSNbyAl: i have a black kitty cat and im telling you to **** off ***** suck a dick eat a ***** i dont care just leave me alone

    QuenOfUndrWrld: no

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i dont want to

    QuenOfUndrWrld: cuz makin fun of ppl makes me feel better about myself

    AnotherSNbyAl: cuz you cant have a kid?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: what the ****are u ****in talkin about

    QuenOfUndrWrld: a kid?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: are u smokincrack

    AnotherSNbyAl: u dont understand *** hole

    AnotherSNbyAl: and no im smokeing pot you stupid ****

    QuenOfUndrWrld: kool

    QuenOfUndrWrld: ur a pit head so am i

    QuenOfUndrWrld: wow

    QuenOfUndrWrld: ****r

    QuenOfUndrWrld: *****

    AnotherSNbyAl: no i odnt smoke pit

    QuenOfUndrWrld: pit*&

    AnotherSNbyAl: i smoke pot

    AnotherSNbyAl: ***

    QuenOfUndrWrld: ***

    QuenOfUndrWrld: nice one

    AnotherSNbyAl: look go stick a finger up ur ***** and leave me alone

    QuenOfUndrWrld: so suck a prick

    AnotherSNbyAl: a prick?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: yeah a dirty word for dick

    QuenOfUndrWrld: dont u kno anything

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i`m gussin no

    AnotherSNbyAl: im guess ing you dont got no ***** thats why you cant stick a finger up it

    **Back in the UndrWrld**

    TheHeadlessMole: lol

    TheHeadlessMole: h/o

    TheHeadlessMole: o hell yea

    TheHeadlessMole: im gona make fun of tehm now

    QuenOfUndrWrld: send mah the chat

    QuenOfUndrWrld: afta

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    **MEANWHILE**

    TheHeadlessMole: wat the **** is wrong with u?

    AnotherSNbyAl: nothing

    TheHeadlessMole: y r u makin fun of nny?

    TheHeadlessMole: U really hurt her ****in feelins

    AnotherSNbyAl: im not makin fun of anything

    AnotherSNbyAl: oh you mean johnny the gurl?

    TheHeadlessMole: shes very sensitive about her name

    TheHeadlessMole: you ****ing prick

    AnotherSNbyAl: lol

    TheHeadlessMole: u dont make fun of some1 just bcuz there name

    is difrent

    AnotherSNbyAl: look ***** i didnt start this

    AnotherSNbyAl: so **** off

    TheHeadlessMole: o but u did u peice of ****

    TheHeadlessMole: so shut ur **** hole u ****ing ****

    AnotherSNbyAl: go **** a duck you ****

    TheHeadlessMole: u started this by dissing nny

    TheHeadlessMole: shes thinkin about suicide bcuz of wat u sed

    AnotherSNbyAl: good hope she kill her self

    TheHeadlessMole: o

    TheHeadlessMole: so now u r a ****ing killer

    TheHeadlessMole: i could report u

    AnotherSNbyAl: no

    AnotherSNbyAl: im not

    AnotherSNbyAl: i didnt kill her

    TheHeadlessMole: yea

    AnotherSNbyAl: if she kills her self im not responsible

    TheHeadlessMole: but wnting her 2 kill herself is just as bad

    TheHeadlessMole: and yes u r

    TheHeadlessMole: for causing the suicide

    AnotherSNbyAl signed off at 4:01:54 PM.

    **And now back to the UndrWrld**

    TheHeadlessMole: lol tihs is fun

    TheHeadlessMole: im chewin him out for makin fun of ur name

    TheHeadlessMole: nny

    QuenOfUndrWrld: yeah i told him i was nny too

    TheHeadlessMole: yea i kno

    QuenOfUndrWrld: be like y u makin fun of my gurl lol

    QuenOfUndrWrld: even kno i`m not

    QuenOfUndrWrld: cuz that wouldbe odd

    TheHeadlessMole: i sed he made u want suicide by makin fun of ur name

    TheHeadlessMole: he just blockd me

    TheHeadlessMole: son of a *****

    QuenOfUndrWrld: no he is off

    TheHeadlessMole: h/o il send it 2 u

    QuenOfUndrWrld: ok

    TheHeadlessMole: u got NEone else I can mess with?

    TheHeadlessMole: ts sent, BTW

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i kno brb

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    QuenOfUndrWrld: that ruls

    TheHeadlessMole: yea

    TheHeadlessMole: did u c my b icon yett?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: nope

    TheHeadlessMole: check it out

    TheHeadlessMole: it kicks so much ***

    TheHeadlessMole: ah ahah hes back on

    **Meanwhile**

    TheHeadlessMole: o ur back 4 another owning

    TheHeadlessMole: u ****ing homicidal mania

    TheHeadlessMole: c

    AnotherSNbyAl: i dont undersatnd

    AnotherSNbyAl: i dont want any probems

    TheHeadlessMole: thats bcuz ur a jackass who wnts 2 kill nny

    AnotherSNbyAl: no i ont

    TheHeadlessMole: and is just mean 2 feel good about himself

    AnotherSNbyAl: dont*

    TheHeadlessMole: then y did u make fun of her name?

    TheHeadlessMole: and call me a ****?

    AnotherSNbyAl: i didnt

    TheHeadlessMole: yes u did!

    AnotherSNbyAl: well you are a **** you know

    TheHeadlessMole: she told me

    TheHeadlessMole: and sent me teh convo were u did

    TheHeadlessMole: and i cant be a **** cuz im a man

    TheHeadlessMole: and im pissd at u 4 messin whit my girl

    AnotherSNbyAl: oh really?

    AnotherSNbyAl: ok

    TheHeadlessMole: yea

    TheHeadlessMole: so dont go ****in makin ur little racist

    comments

    TheHeadlessMole: keep them 4 ur kkk meeting

    TheHeadlessMole: u ****

    AnotherSNbyAl: look go suck a dic

    AnotherSNbyAl: dick*

    AnotherSNbyAl: *****

    TheHeadlessMole: wel

    TheHeadlessMole: that'd b hard since nny is already sucking mine

    AnotherSNbyAl: and i care?

    AnotherSNbyAl: thats quite sick man... i really dont wanna har that

    AnotherSNbyAl: hear*

    TheHeadlessMole: o yea

    TheHeadlessMole: well

    TheHeadlessMole: thats probaly cuz teh only action ur gonna get is

    from ur father

    TheHeadlessMole: well

    AnotherSNbyAl: nice comeback but the only reason i didnt wanna

    hear that was becuz i dont like hearing about sluts sucking guys

    dicks

    TheHeadlessMole: i gotta go

    AnotherSNbyAl: good buy bye

    TheHeadlessMole: i have a thing against talkin with gay guys

    TheHeadlessMole: and homicidal maniacs

    AnotherSNbyAl: im blocking u

    TheHeadlessMole: so il c ya later

    Previous message was not received by AnotherSNbyAl because of

    error: User AnotherSNbyAl is not available.

    AnotherSNbyAl signed off at 4:13:15 PM.

    **Back in the UndrWrld again**

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i kno

    TheHeadlessMole: lol

    TheHeadlessMole: i tolded him u wer my girl

    TheHeadlessMole: lolll

    QuenOfUndrWrld: lol

    QuenOfUndrWrld: ewww

    TheHeadlessMole: yea

    QuenOfUndrWrld: QuenOfUndrWrld: u lil prick

    AnotherSNbyAl: i dotn wanna problem

    QuenOfUndrWrld: u already gut one

    AnotherSNbyAl: no actually i dont

    QuenOfUndrWrld: then he was gone

    TheHeadlessMole: ahhaahahahahahaha

    TheHeadlessMole: llloooollll

    TheHeadlessMole: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    QuenOfUndrWrld: is he still on

    TheHeadlessMole: yes

    TheHeadlessMole: omg i just sed teh funniest tihng

    QuenOfUndrWrld: prick

    TheHeadlessMole: u will hate me 4 it

    QuenOfUndrWrld: what?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: oo god

    TheHeadlessMole: o god im havin a laffin fit

    QuenOfUndrWrld: show me

    TheHeadlessMole: h/o

    TheHeadlessMole: wen im finished

    QuenOfUndrWrld: ok

    TheHeadlessMole: o god im still laffin

    QuenOfUndrWrld: will u send it?

    TheHeadlessMole: yea

    TheHeadlessMole: HAHAHAHAHA

    TheHeadlessMole: dam he just blokd me

    QuenOfUndrWrld: send it

    TheHeadlessMole: im all twitchy from the funniness

    QuenOfUndrWrld: lol

    TheHeadlessMole: o god u r gonna get so pissed at me

    TheHeadlessMole: o god

    TheHeadlessMole: its sent

    TheHeadlessMole: soo funny!!!

    QuenOfUndrWrld: oo god

    TheHeadlessMole: loolololololol

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i didn`t get it

    TheHeadlessMole: wat?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: nvm

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    QuenOfUndrWrld: u lil prick

    TheHeadlessMole: lol

    TheHeadlessMole: LOL

    QuenOfUndrWrld: lol i dont care it is funny

    TheHeadlessMole: LOL

    TheHeadlessMole: LOL

    TheHeadlessMole: LOL

    TheHeadlessMole: LOL

    TheHeadlessMole: LLLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL

    TheHeadlessMole: ok im finished now

    QuenOfUndrWrld: just so u dont get any idaers i`m all set with the whole suckin ur dick thing i will pass

    TheHeadlessMole: thank god

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i kno

    QuenOfUndrWrld: tell me about it

    TheHeadlessMole: lol

    QuenOfUndrWrld: that would just be wrong

    TheHeadlessMole: damn

    TheHeadlessMole: the caffeine is wearing off

    TheHeadlessMole: the vein bulgie is gon

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i`m still in my pjs

    QuenOfUndrWrld: lol

    TheHeadlessMole: okk....

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i got up at 2:36 pm

    TheHeadlessMole: y

    TheHeadlessMole: u lazy bum

    QuenOfUndrWrld: yeah i kno

    TheHeadlessMole: hye

    TheHeadlessMole: do u kno tys moms sn?

    TheHeadlessMole: *hey

    QuenOfUndrWrld: nope

    TheHeadlessMole: dam

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i have it on my otha sn

    TheHeadlessMole: o

    QuenOfUndrWrld: but i`m to lazy to get it

    TheHeadlessMole: ]kk

    TheHeadlessMole: did u c my b icon yet

    QuenOfUndrWrld: nope

    TheHeadlessMole: DO IT NOW!!!

    QuenOfUndrWrld:

    QuenOfUndrWrld: will u go out with me

    QuenOfUndrWrld: fun wrong sn

    QuenOfUndrWrld: *****

    TheHeadlessMole: lololol

    QuenOfUndrWrld: lol

    TheHeadlessMole: who r u going out with now

    TheHeadlessMole: the gay guy agen?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: no one

    QuenOfUndrWrld: he is on

    TheHeadlessMole: wts his sn

    QuenOfUndrWrld: not tellin u

    QuenOfUndrWrld: FAGIT

    TheHeadlessMole: *zim like voice* tell me

    QuenOfUndrWrld: hum................

    TheHeadlessMole: hey

    QuenOfUndrWrld: *gir like voice* no

    TheHeadlessMole: copy this whole convo and send it 2 me kk?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: whatconco?

    TheHeadlessMole: this convo wer havin now

    TheHeadlessMole: copy all of it nd send it 2 me, kk?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: emal?

    QuenOfUndrWrld: mail*

    TheHeadlessMole: yea

    QuenOfUndrWrld: what is it>>

    TheHeadlessMole: headbone@dorkasaur.com

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    TheHeadlessMole: thx

    TheHeadlessMole: g2g now, my mom needs 2 use teh comp

    TheHeadlessMole: il call u l8r

    QuenOfUndrWrld: ok peace

    QuenOfUndrWrld: i`mnot home

    TheHeadlessMole: werr r u

    QuenOfUndrWrld: call *fone # censored to preserve at least a little privacy*

    QuenOfUndrWrld: ma

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    TheHeadlessMole: wat the hell does ma mean

    QuenOfUndrWrld: MASS

    QuenOfUndrWrld: the start

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    QuenOfUndrWrld: state*

    TheHeadlessMole: kk

    QuenOfUndrWrld: peace jimmy

    TheHeadlessMole: cya

    TheHeadlessMole signed off at 4:26:29 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe
    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


    You heard it here first, folks!

    3-time winner of Fanfic's "Oddest Writer" award!

    Knight of I.N.D.E.E.D.

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    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    Ah an Instant Messenger based fic. I don't normally see these around but they can be good if given the right about of attention & detail. Peace 8)

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    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    cool, finally someone replying to one of my fics! Anyway, I just had a fun little convo, so here y'all go.

    Chapter 4: SCwarrior Part 2

    TheHeadlessMole: hey james
    SCwarrior123: wat
    SCwarrior123: whos this
    TheHeadlessMole: jimm
    SCwarrior123: o
    TheHeadlessMole: haha

    *during this time there was a chatroom, in which he told me to **** off a lot. I just left it. Sorry*

    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    TheHeadlessMole: ur a ****in idiot!!!
    SCwarrior123: **** off jimmy
    TheHeadlessMole: no thankx
    SCwarrior123: **** ur mom
    SCwarrior123: *****
    SCwarrior123: blow her
    TheHeadlessMole: now
    TheHeadlessMole: it is your turn to **** of
    SCwarrior123: *******
    TheHeadlessMole: *off
    SCwarrior123: u cant spell *****
    TheHeadlessMole: yes
    TheHeadlessMole: i can
    TheHeadlessMole: see:
    TheHeadlessMole: *****
    SCwarrior123: no u cant
    SCwarrior123: **** u
    TheHeadlessMole: haha
    TheHeadlessMole: no thnx im not gay
    SCwarrior123: ya u r
    SCwarrior123: ur blowing ur self right now
    TheHeadlessMole: thats not rite
    TheHeadlessMole: i cant be doin that
    TheHeadlessMole: cuz im so busy blowing ur mom
    SCwarrior123: ur masterbating
    SCwarrior123: u *******
    SCwarrior123: jimbob
    SCwarrior123: haha
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: wat u want now
    SCwarrior123: ur jimbbo
    SCwarrior123: u suck
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: so
    SCwarrior123: ya and u suck
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: so
    TheHeadlessMole: everyone knows that
    SCwarrior123: u suck ***
    TheHeadlessMole: well now
    TheHeadlessMole: that may be a bit harsh
    SCwarrior123: u suck *****
    TheHeadlessMole: now thats just not true
    TheHeadlessMole: unless of course ur mom has one
    SCwarrior123: ur mom has 1
    SCwarrior123: shes a man whore
    TheHeadlessMole: that cant be tru
    TheHeadlessMole: cuz shes in a wheelchair 4 life
    SCwarrior123: hahaha
    SCwarrior123: i dont feel bad
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont care
    TheHeadlessMole: just tellin u that
    TheHeadlessMole: none of teh stuff u sed about her can be tru
    TheHeadlessMole: bcuz of that
    SCwarrior123: well
    SCwarrior123: i dont care
    SCwarrior123: bye
    TheHeadlessMole: cya *****
    SCwarrior123: bye ***** sucker
    TheHeadlessMole: now how the hell am i supposed to retaliate to that, huh?
    TheHeadlessMole: Thanks 4 nothin
    SCwarrior123: hahaha
    SCwarrior123: bye *****
    SCwarrior123: and have fun
    TheHeadlessMole: bye james
    TheHeadlessMole: AKA stalker
    SCwarrior123: happy 4thj of july *****
    TheHeadlessMole: haharr
    TheHeadlessMole: rrahah
    SCwarrior123: this is just james now
    TheHeadlessMole: yea i kno
    SCwarrior123: no stalker
    SCwarrior123: stalker wnt home
    TheHeadlessMole: it always was
    SCwarrior123: went*
    TheHeadlessMole: there was no skalker!!!
    SCwarrior123: ya stalker went home
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    SCwarrior123: ya
    TheHeadlessMole: teh stalker dont exist
    SCwarrior123: ya
    SCwarrior123: bye
    TheHeadlessMole: wered he go then
    TheHeadlessMole: back into ur hed?
    SCwarrior123: no he went home
    TheHeadlessMole: ur so chicken
    TheHeadlessMole: u wont even use ur name when warning me
    TheHeadlessMole: *****
    SCwarrior123: **** ur mom
    TheHeadlessMole: hah
    SCwarrior123: im not warning u
    SCwarrior123: some 1 else is warning me 2
    SCwarrior123: so ha
    SCwarrior123: im not warning u
    TheHeadlessMole: so ha
    TheHeadlessMole: i bet it is u
    SCwarrior123: *****
    TheHeadlessMole: bcuz u lie all the time
    SCwarrior123: **** ur mom
    TheHeadlessMole: hah
    SCwarrior123: hahaha
    TheHeadlessMole: nothing u say will get a reaction
    SCwarrior123: ?
    TheHeadlessMole: that pisses people off a lot
    SCwarrior123: **** off
    TheHeadlessMole: hah
    TheHeadlessMole: see?
    TheHeadlessMole: ur getting pissed!
    SCwarrior123: well bye *****
    TheHeadlessMole: hahaha
    SCwarrior123: no im nopt
    SCwarrior123: im pissing u off now
    SCwarrior123: ur mom is a manwhore
    SCwarrior123: jdffdsa
    SCwarrior123: gagd
    TheHeadlessMole: what makes you say that?
    SCwarrior123: asgfa
    SCwarrior123: a
    SCwarrior123 signed off at 1:33:05 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe
    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


    You heard it here first, folks!

    3-time winner of Fanfic's "Oddest Writer" award!

    Knight of I.N.D.E.E.D.

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    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    Ok, here is a chapter that needs a bit of explaination. My friend QuenOfUndrWrld put my name up on a little thingy thing so that i'd get lots of random ppl IM'ing me. This NVHS Princess im'ed me because of t a few days ago. I showed her my picture and she rated me 10/10. [that's good]. Then she tried to sned me hers, but it dint work, and then she got all bitchy and signed off. She just IM'ed me again today.

    Chapter 5: NVHSPrincess16

    NVHSPrincess16: hi
    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    NVHSPrincess16: omg dork ur not talking to me
    fine then bye
    TheHeadlessMole: jeez
    TheHeadlessMole: stop ****in PMSing
    NVHSPrincess16: goodbye and by the way im not
    NVHSPrincess16: jerk
    TheHeadlessMole: shut up
    NVHSPrincess16: *** im not pmsing
    NVHSPrincess16: no
    TheHeadlessMole: *****
    NVHSPrincess16: go away
    NVHSPrincess16: im being nice to u and ur just
    like a typical guy a jerk
    TheHeadlessMole: o yea
    NVHSPrincess16: yeah
    TheHeadlessMole: real nice sayin omg dork ur not
    talking to me fine then bye
    NVHSPrincess16: i was joking
    NVHSPrincess16: learn how to take a freakin joke
    TheHeadlessMole: seems 2 me i have a better
    sense of humor then u
    NVHSPrincess16: says who?

    TheHeadlessMole: most of teh ppl taht i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: they think i'm hillarious
    NVHSPrincess16: is that like 2 peeps?
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    TheHeadlessMole: more like 100 or so
    NVHSPrincess16: uhhuh that's y ur "friend" said u
    had no friends
    TheHeadlessMole: who sed that
    TheHeadlessMole: and notice i didn't say my
    friends thought i was funny
    TheHeadlessMole: just most of teh ppl taht I kno
    NVHSPrincess16: u need to set urself straight and
    stop being a jerk ur "friend" that said u had no
    friends was QuenofUndrWrld
    NVHSPrincess16: goodbye dork jerk whatever
    NVHSPrincess16 signed off at 11:45:40 AM.
    NVHSPrincess16: the nerve of guyz these dayz
    TheHeadlessMole: want some pizza?
    NVHSPrincess16: what?
    NVHSPrincess16: no
    TheHeadlessMole: i gots pizza here
    TheHeadlessMole: want some?
    NVHSPrincess16: i live in a diff state
    TheHeadlessMole: so
    TheHeadlessMole: i mail it 2 you
    NVHSPrincess16: so what?
    NVHSPrincess16: no
    NVHSPrincess16: it'll be gross by the time it
    getshere
    NVHSPrincess16: what time is it over there
    TheHeadlessMole: uh
    TheHeadlessMole: 11:52 AM
    NVHSPrincess16: oh it's 10:52 over here
    NVHSPrincess16: promise me something
    TheHeadlessMole: WAT
    NVHSPrincess16: promise me that u'll never talk to
    me again
    TheHeadlessMole: i cant doo taht
    NVHSPrincess16: y
    NVHSPrincess16: y can
    NVHSPrincess16: y can
    NVHSPrincess16: y can't u do that*?
    NVHSPrincess16:
    ?????????????????????????????????????????
    ?????????????????????????????????????????
    ?????????????????????????????????????????
    ?????????????????????????
    TheHeadlessMole: cuz i doant feel like it
    TheHeadlessMole: try askin again l8r
    NVHSPrincess16: oh u will once i get my bf on u
    TheHeadlessMole: o no
    TheHeadlessMole: im soo scared
    NVHSPrincess16: oh yeah
    NVHSPrincess16: shut the hell up
    TheHeadlessMole: u shut up
    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    TheHeadlessMole: when you're the queen you can
    quee all the beans you want
    TheHeadlessMole: but 4 now
    TheHeadlessMole: you're just bein annoyin
    NVHSPrincess16: i am the queen of genovia
    TheHeadlessMole: sure ya are
    TheHeadlessMole: and I'm the Duke of Belgian
    Waffles
    NVHSPrincess16: shut the hell up i am the
    daughter of the queen of genovia
    TheHeadlessMole: SURE ya are queenie
    NVHSPrincess16: go make out with a guy
    TheHeadlessMole: i cant do that
    NVHSPrincess16: shut up
    TheHeadlessMole: my gf would be too shocked
    NVHSPrincess16: y not?
    TheHeadlessMole: from the LIES!!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: HIDEOUS SCREAMING LIES!!!!!!!
    NVHSPrincess16: omg im surprised u have a gf or
    any friends no she wont because being with guyz is
    how u should be that's what u r here for
    TheHeadlessMole: Blueberry pancakes!
    NVHSPrincess16: she'd understand if u were gay
    TheHeadlessMole: no way
    TheHeadlessMole: cuz it aint nothin of truths
    TheHeadlessMole: so stop speaking you LIES!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: LIES!!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: LIES!!!!!!!
    NVHSPrincess16: and by the way ur pic looks like
    ur a headlessmole
    TheHeadlessMole: LIES!!!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: Yea
    TheHeadlessMole: I told u I was ugly
    TheHeadlessMole: I'd appreciate it if you'd not
    lie about my looks again
    TheHeadlessMole: and i knew u were lyin
    yestrday
    TheHeadlessMole: or whenever it was
    NVHSPrincess16: no u didn
    NVHSPrincess16: t
    TheHeadlessMole: yea i did
    NVHSPrincess16: how old r u?
    NVHSPrincess16: no u didn't
    TheHeadlessMole: ask Quenofundrwrld
    TheHeadlessMole: we were both laughin about it
    TheHeadlessMole: she thought u might be
    blind
    TheHeadlessMole: i just thought u were
    insane
    NVHSPrincess16: ur insane u look like a squashed
    bug
    NVHSPrincess16 signed off at 12:05:42 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe
    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


    You heard it here first, folks!

    3-time winner of Fanfic's "Oddest Writer" award!

    Knight of I.N.D.E.E.D.

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    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    Hah, I just reread those for the first time in a while. Some of them are pretty funny, but none of them can even compare to this. This is, by far, the MOST fun I've ever had on AIM to date. Just watch.

    Chapter 6: TJ

    Explanation--I was bored, so I ask QuenOfUndrWrld for a person to mess whit. I got Tweety. This starts from the very beginning, and goes to about 3/4 or 2/3 of the way through.

    TheHeadlessMole: WILL U GO OUT WITH ME???
    TheHeadlessMole: PLEASE?
    TheHeadlessMole: I LOVE U!
    TheHeadlessMole: tweety?
    Tweety9014: who r u
    TheHeadlessMole: IM ur lover!
    TheHeadlessMole: pleaze go out with me!
    Tweety9014: wat is your name?!
    TheHeadlessMole: my name is jimmy
    TheHeadlessMole: but u can call me mmy for short
    Tweety9014: jimmy who
    TheHeadlessMole: That's right, mmy!
    Tweety9014: and how u get my sn
    TheHeadlessMole: I have magical powers
    TheHeadlessMole: i have powers pinto beans can only dream of!
    Tweety9014: still ...who r u
    Tweety9014: and how u get my sn
    TheHeadlessMole: i told u
    TheHeadlessMole: i am mmy and I used my powers
    Tweety9014: ummm...no
    TheHeadlessMole: u dont kno that
    TheHeadlessMole: i could be a nosferatu for all u kno
    Tweety9014: WHO THE **** R U AND Y R U IMING ME
    TheHeadlessMole: I TOLD U!
    TheHeadlessMole: I AM MMY AND I LOVE U!
    Tweety9014: how the **** u even no me
    Tweety9014: ??????
    TheHeadlessMole: We've been watching u, tweety
    TheHeadlessMole: follow the white rabbit
    Tweety9014: wat white rabbit?
    TheHeadlessMole: TAQIDOS!
    Tweety9014: ok ...but u still aint answer my ?......whooooooo r u...and do i even no u
    TheHeadlessMole: u dont kno me
    TheHeadlessMole: but like i sed, we've been watching u
    Tweety9014: how can u be doin that
    TheHeadlessMole: I have my ways
    TheHeadlessMole: watch and learn
    TheHeadlessMole: A;DJKFNLA;SKJDFKASDF
    TheHeadlessMole: see? magic.
    Tweety9014: wat?
    Tweety9014: who is we
    Tweety9014: ?????
    TheHeadlessMole: my organization
    TheHeadlessMole: its called the FBI
    TheHeadlessMole: maybe you've heard of it?
    Tweety9014: umm..yea ok sure
    TheHeadlessMole: ok youve seen through my clever web of lies
    TheHeadlessMole: well actually only 1 lie
    TheHeadlessMole: im not with the FBI
    Tweety9014: and i dont beleive that u r watchin me so can i get some real ****in answers here!
    TheHeadlessMole: you have gotten your precious answers
    TheHeadlessMole: now i will tell u who's been watching u
    TheHeadlessMole: My seeecret organization
    TheHeadlessMole: consists of my most trusted ppl that I kno
    TheHeadlessMole: o, i get ur game
    Tweety9014: ok and they r.......
    Tweety9014: wat game
    TheHeadlessMole: ur tryin to get all ur littel friends together and defeat me, eh?
    TheHeadlessMole: WELL IT WONT WORK!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: All I want is a date!
    Tweety9014: lol who r my lil friends
    Tweety9014: and if u start givin me the answers i want i'll think about it
    TheHeadlessMole: that playboy, that silent scream, and im guessing that metal head
    TheHeadlessMole: they all seem to think I'm pissing u off
    TheHeadlessMole: Is that tru, am I pissing u off?
    Tweety9014: i wanna no who u r and y u r iming me
    TheHeadlessMole: Pleaze, tell me, is it true? Am I really pissing you off?
    Tweety9014: yes!!!!!! now who the **** r u
    TheHeadlessMole: I'm sorry, lover, u kno I dont mean it
    Tweety9014: then tell me who u r
    TheHeadlessMole: Well, I aint no TJ, like all ur friends think I am
    TheHeadlessMole: so tell them to cut the ****
    Tweety9014: then who the **** r u!
    TheHeadlessMole: i told u!
    TheHeadlessMole: I am MMY!
    TheHeadlessMole: And that is the truth
    Tweety9014: i dont beleive u
    TheHeadlessMole: ay-ah!
    TheHeadlessMole: nobody believe my truths, and all ur friends are pissing the hell out of me!
    TheHeadlessMole: make them go so we can have a private date!
    Tweety9014: well ur pissin me off...so i can understand y they r.....plezzz seriously stop ****in toying w/ me and tell me the god damn truth
    Tweety9014: this aint no private date
    Tweety9014: r u gonna ****in tell the truth or sit there and lie 2 me the rest of the time!
    TheHeadlessMole: WHY WON'T YOU GIVE MY LOVE A CHANCE??!!??!!??
    TheHeadlessMole: I tell u the truth about my name
    TheHeadlessMole: my name is jimm
    TheHeadlessMole: its jimmy but i took away the y
    TheHeadlessMole: so its just jimm
    TheHeadlessMole: but ppl still call me mmy bcuz they dont get it
    Tweety9014: no u didnt tell the truth about n/e thing and im gonna ****in get off if u dont leave me the **** alone
    Tweety9014: ok if ur not gonna tell the truth then bye
    Auto response from TheHeadlessMole: I am jimm and i changed my scrrenname and right now im doing something so just dont say anything or say something if you want to but i probanbly wont answer for awhile. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    TheHeadlessMole: I swear to you
    TheHeadlessMole: this one time I am telling the truth
    TheHeadlessMole: I swear on the life of, um, Jhonen
    Tweety9014: jhonen?
    Tweety9014: how did u get my sn?
    TheHeadlessMole: I heard you discussing it a while ago
    Tweety9014: wen
    Tweety9014: wen did u hear me
    TheHeadlessMole: while we were secretly watching u
    Tweety9014: no! u werent secretly watching me...tell me the ****in truth rite now
    Tweety9014: WHERE DID U GET MY SN...AND HOW!!!!! AND Y DID U DECIDE 2 IM ME NOW!!!!!!!!!....tell me the god dman ****in truth
    TheHeadlessMole: FINE
    TheHeadlessMole: I DONT WANT A DATE WITH U ANYWAY
    TheHeadlessMole: TRUTH IS:
    Tweety9014: good!
    TheHeadlessMole: I am jimm
    TheHeadlessMole: my friend gave me this sn
    TheHeadlessMole: she sed she dint kno who you were
    Tweety9014: ur friend who!
    TheHeadlessMole: i was just lookin for some1 to mess with
    TheHeadlessMole: cuz its funny
    TheHeadlessMole: NO MORE TRUTH SHALL BE REVEALED
    Tweety9014: who is ur friend
    Tweety9014: QuenOfUndrWrld
    Tweety9014: ?????
    Tweety9014: it is isnt it!
    Tweety9014: thats y u wont answer me
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    Tweety9014: yea......
    TheHeadlessMole: i was just talking to your friends who were all im'ing me
    TheHeadlessMole: idint notice u
    Tweety9014: wat?
    Tweety9014: o
    Tweety9014: no i dont beleuve u
    Tweety9014: *beleive
    TheHeadlessMole: O MY ****ING GOD
    TheHeadlessMole: I dont even kno this "quen"
    Tweety9014: y should trust u i after u lied 2 me the whole time
    TheHeadlessMole: bcuz I'm lying about everything!
    TheHeadlessMole: Goodbye
    Tweety9014: so ****in tell me the truth

    I have now blocked her.


    OTHER CONVO, THIS WAS HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME

    Silent Scream 92: hey
    TheHeadlessMole: HEY
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont kno who u r!
    TheHeadlessMole: wat a surprise!
    Silent Scream 92: who r u?
    Silent Scream 92: ur n my buddy list 4 some reason
    Silent Scream 92: *on
    TheHeadlessMole: i hav no idea
    TheHeadlessMole: dam thats the second time thats happened!
    TheHeadlessMole: wats up with that?
    Silent Scream 92: who r u?
    TheHeadlessMole: I, my good friend, am the one who is known as mmy
    TheHeadlessMole: not really, I'm jimm
    Silent Scream 92: last name
    Silent Scream 92: ?
    TheHeadlessMole: warren
    Silent Scream 92: u go to dag?
    TheHeadlessMole: wat is dag
    Silent Scream 92: hmhm good try
    TheHeadlessMole: wat r u talkin about?
    Silent Scream 92: u know tj i know it i can tell by ur profile or u are tj
    TheHeadlessMole: who the hell is TJ?
    TheHeadlessMole: u need 2 tell me who you are'
    TheHeadlessMole: because u r confusing the hell out of me
    Silent Scream 92: peter
    TheHeadlessMole: peter who
    TheHeadlessMole: i know no peter
    Silent Scream 92: 4 me to know and u to find out
    TheHeadlessMole: wat state u live in?
    Silent Scream 92: howd u get brits sn?
    TheHeadlessMole: brit...?
    Silent Scream 92: Tweety9014
    TheHeadlessMole: o her
    TheHeadlessMole: i dint kno she was brit
    TheHeadlessMole: somebody gave it 2 me
    Silent Scream 92: sure
    Silent Scream 92: load o bullcrap
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: wat state u live in?
    Silent Scream 92: first who r u really?
    TheHeadlessMole: I AM JIMM!
    TheHeadlessMole: TELL ME
    TheHeadlessMole: do u live on teh east coast or west coast
    Silent Scream 92: east
    TheHeadlessMole: north part or south
    Silent Scream 92: north
    TheHeadlessMole: new england?
    Silent Scream 92: yup
    TheHeadlessMole: wat state?
    Silent Scream 92: guess
    TheHeadlessMole: tell me jakass
    Silent Scream 92: guess
    TheHeadlessMole: NY?
    TheHeadlessMole: TELL ME
    Silent Scream 92: guess again
    TheHeadlessMole: was it corect?
    Silent Scream 92: no
    TheHeadlessMole: ive got it, New England!
    Silent Scream 92: dumbass
    Silent Scream 92: STATE
    TheHeadlessMole: New Hampshire
    Silent Scream 92: no
    TheHeadlessMole: good
    TheHeadlessMole: then you don't know me
    TheHeadlessMole: thats were im from
    Silent Scream 92: LIAR!
    Silent Scream 92: ur tj
    It's my ****in subby, d00d! that gives it away
    TheHeadlessMole: try actually READIN the subby, and maybe you'd find out that I'm not the ****in tj *****!
    Silent Scream 92: o **** off
    Silent Scream 92: u r tj u admitted it to jere
    TheHeadlessMole: no i dint
    TheHeadlessMole: when was this?
    Silent Scream 92: ur right u didnt
    Silent Scream 92: u still didnt guess where i wuz from
    TheHeadlessMole: o screw it, i dont even care, ive had it with u bitches
    Silent Scream 92: haha were quite the group arent we
    TheHeadlessMole: I must admit, you work quite well together
    Silent Scream 92: i know
    Silent Scream 92: dont we?
    TheHeadlessMole: Ah this is all quite amusing
    Silent Scream 92: really?
    Silent Scream 92: how so?
    TheHeadlessMole: its all funny just how MISTAKEN you all are, and it's quite funny, I'll have to show you some convo segments some time
    Silent Scream 92: show me them how?
    TheHeadlessMole: like so:
    TheHeadlessMole: TheHeadlessMole: Y DOES NOBODY BELEIVE ME IM NOT TJ!
    MetalHead7684: TheHeadlessMole [9:15 PM]: tell him that im not tj, and to leave me ALONE!
    MetalHead7684: *** wipe
    MetalHead7684: dead give away dumbass
    MetalHead7684: no one puts theyre 1st name in an away mesage unless he wanted ppl to think that
    TheHeadlessMole: thats bcuz I changed my sn a wile ago, and nobody knew it
    TheHeadlessMole: i thought it might make u jackasses beleive me
    MetalHead7684: if no one knew it then how would it inform the ppl that u want to know this sn...if they dont know it they rnt going to im u...........stupid ****
    TheHeadlessMole: u and like 3 other ppl think I'm lying, eh?
    TheHeadlessMole: WELL GUESS WHAT, *****
    MetalHead7684: u r
    TheHeadlessMole: YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, SO GO **** YOURSELF!!!!!
    MetalHead7684: o ur funny
    MetalHead7684: watch me laugh
    MetalHead7684: ur not fooling ne one
    Previous message was not received by Silent Scream 92 because of error: Your message was refused by the AOL Instant Messenger server, probably because the message was too big. Try making the message shorter and send it again.

    TheHeadlessMole: TheHeadlessMole: Y DOES NOBODY BELEIVE ME IM NOT TJ!
    MetalHead7684: TheHeadlessMole [9:15 PM]: tell him that im not tj, and to leave me ALONE!
    MetalHead7684: *** wipe
    MetalHead7684: dead give away dumbass
    MetalHead7684: no one puts theyre 1st name in an away mesage unless he wanted ppl to think that
    TheHeadlessMole: thats bcuz I changed my sn a wile ago, and nobody knew it
    TheHeadlessMole: i thought it might make u jackasses beleive me
    MetalHead7684: if no one knew it then how would it inform the ppl that u want to know this sn...if they dont know it they rnt going to im u...........stupid ****
    TheHeadlessMole: u and like 3 other ppl think I'm lying, eh?
    TheHeadlessMole: WELL GUESS WHAT, *****
    MetalHead7684: u r

    Previous message was not received by Silent Scream 92 because of error: Your message was refused by the AOL Instant Messenger server, probably because the message was too big. Try making the message shorter and send it again.

    TheHeadlessMole: TheHeadlessMole: Y DOES NOBODY BELEIVE ME IM NOT TJ!
    MetalHead7684: TheHeadlessMole [9:15 PM]: tell him that im not tj, and to leave me ALONE!
    MetalHead7684: *** wipe
    MetalHead7684: dead give away dumbass
    MetalHead7684: no one puts theyre 1st name in an away mesage unless he wanted ppl to think that
    TheHeadlessMole: thats bcuz I changed my sn a wile ago, and nobody knew it
    TheHeadlessMole: i thought it might make u jackasses beleive me

    Silent Scream 92: i got that convo already
    TheHeadlessMole: its all so funny, when you know that the person talking to you is wrong, and therefore are making a complete and total jackass of themself


    OTHER CONVO, THIS WAS HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME

    Playboy1655: who is this?
    TheHeadlessMole: WHY THE **** R ALL THESE PPL IMING ME?????????????????????
    Playboy1655: a friend of mine said u were bother ing them
    Playboy1655: i would just like to know
    Playboy1655: i will tell u my name
    Playboy1655: no need to b mean
    TheHeadlessMole: whos teh frend
    Playboy1655: britt
    TheHeadlessMole: O
    TheHeadlessMole: I aint botherin her
    TheHeadlessMole: im tryin 2 get a date
    Playboy1655: o ok
    Playboy1655: and ur name was?
    TheHeadlessMole: jimmy
    TheHeadlessMole: or mmy for short
    Playboy1655: do u live in Wallingford?
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    Playboy1655: o ok nvm
    Playboy1655: o ok thanx
    Playboy1655: bye
    TheHeadlessMole: bye
    Playboy1655: ?
    Playboy1655: well what do u want me to talk to u about?
    Playboy1655: i was try'n to b nice
    TheHeadlessMole: eh?
    TheHeadlessMole: u sed bye, so I simply said bye in return
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont kno wat u r talkin about, im bein perfectly pleasant.
    Playboy1655: i never said u went
    Playboy1655: *wern't
    TheHeadlessMole: ok then
    Playboy1655: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: so
    Playboy1655: so
    TheHeadlessMole: wats new with u
    Playboy1655: lol i don' t know
    Playboy1655: u
    TheHeadlessMole: absolutely nothing

    Auto response from Playboy1655: i think i'm gonna b sick! i need to go puke now! bbl...... may b!..... tyler.... sry! i still love u!

    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    Playboy1655: hey what?
    Playboy1655: soundss like real funlol
    TheHeadlessMole: do u kno silent scream and metalhead
    Playboy1655: i know the second one
    Playboy1655: y?
    TheHeadlessMole: tell him that im not tj, and to leave me ALONE!
    Playboy1655: ok done
    TheHeadlessMole: thanks
    Playboy1655: n/p
    Playboy1655: if u just tell him who ur then he will back off u know
    Playboy1655: is it really that big of a deal?
    TheHeadlessMole: ive tried
    TheHeadlessMole: none of them actually know me
    Playboy1655: did u tell him ur name?
    TheHeadlessMole: they all im'ed me, I have no idea who they are
    Playboy1655: o0o0
    TheHeadlessMole: yes, but he doesn't get it
    Playboy1655: what is ur mane?
    Playboy1655: i'll tell him to back the fucjk off an this is who u r and he don't know u
    Playboy1655: MetalHead7684 [9:24 PM]: hes lieing..we alll think its tj
    MetalHead7684 [9:24 PM]: my and like 3 other ppl
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    TheHeadlessMole: ALL WRONG
    Playboy1655: lol

    OTHER CONVO, THIS WAS HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME

    MetalHead7684: iz that icon u?
    TheHeadlessMole: O MY GOD WHO THE HELL R ALL THESE PPL?????
    MetalHead7684: bastard tj
    TheHeadlessMole: **** OFF Y ALL U PPL CALLIN ME ****IN TJ I AINT NO TJ I DONT KNO NO TJ
    TheHeadlessMole: I knew a TJ once, but he moved
    TheHeadlessMole: SO SHUT THE **** UP AND STOP CALLIN ME TJ!
    MetalHead7684: y did u just say hi to silent scream but started yellin at me
    TheHeadlessMole: cuz im sick of u ppl callin me tj and im'in me i dont even kno who the hell all of u r!
    TheHeadlessMole: i just want a date with that tweety person!
    MetalHead7684: well u r goin about it the wrong way dip****
    MetalHead7684: do u even know who she iz?
    TheHeadlessMole: of course
    TheHeadlessMole: as I told her, I've been watching her
    MetalHead7684: It's my ****in subby, d00d!
    MetalHead7684: tj always says **** like that
    TheHeadlessMole: well
    TheHeadlessMole: so do i, *****
    MetalHead7684: yea ****in right
    TheHeadlessMole: if u read the subby, then maybe you'd find out that I'm not this magical ****in tj that u bitches all keep talkin about!
    MetalHead7684: UR ****ING SCARING HER *** WIPE...KUT THE ****!!!!
    MetalHead7684: UR SLOBBER *** IS NEVER GANNA GET A DATE W/ HER!
    MetalHead7684: SO ****ING CUT THE ****
    TheHeadlessMole: **** off *****
    TheHeadlessMole: im tryin to woo the lady, here
    MetalHead7684: NO **** EATER
    MetalHead7684: WELL U SUCK AT IT
    MetalHead7684: u lie dumb ****
    TheHeadlessMole: Y DOES NOBODY BELEIVE ME IM NOT TJ!
    MetalHead7684: TheHeadlessMole [9:15 PM]: tell him that im not tj, and to leave me ALONE!
    MetalHead7684: *** wipe
    MetalHead7684: dead give away dumbass
    MetalHead7684: no one puts theyre 1st name in an away mesage unless he wanted ppl to think that
    TheHeadlessMole: thats bcuz I changed my sn a wile ago, and nobody knew it
    TheHeadlessMole: i thought it might make u jackasses beleive me
    MetalHead7684: if no one knew it then how would it inform the ppl that u want to know this sn...if they dont know it they rnt going to im u...........stupid ****
    TheHeadlessMole: u and like 3 other ppl think I'm lying, eh?
    TheHeadlessMole: WELL GUESS WHAT, *****
    MetalHead7684: u r
    TheHeadlessMole: YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK, SO GO **** YOURSELF!!!!!
    MetalHead7684: o ur funny
    MetalHead7684: watch me laugh
    MetalHead7684: ur not fooling ne one


    OTHER CONVO--THIS WAS HAPPENING AT THE SAME TIME


    BadGrlChck: hey
    TheHeadlessMole: who is this now
    TheHeadlessMole: im getting sick of this
    TheHeadlessMole: hello?
    BadGrlChck: hehhee
    BadGrlChck: guess
    BadGrlChck: hi tj
    TheHeadlessMole: O MY ****ING GOD I AM NOT TJ WHY WON'T YOU JACKASSES BELEIVE ME???
    BadGrlChck: lol then who r u?
    TheHeadlessMole: I am jimm!
    TheHeadlessMole: none of you know me
    BadGrlChck: oh .. hi jimm
    BadGrlChck: hey ur not jimm u r tj

    Auto response from TheHeadlessMole: I am jimm and i changed my scrrenname and right now im doing something so just dont say anything or say something if you want to but i probanbly wont answer for awhile. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

    BadGrlChck: just admit it
    BadGrlChck: lol otay
    TheHeadlessMole: o... my... ****ing... god...
    BadGrlChck: what
    TheHeadlessMole: WHEN WILL ALL YOU DUMB BASTARDS GET IT?
    TheHeadlessMole: I AM NOT THIS MAGICAL TJ THAT YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT! I AM JIMM!!!!!
    BadGrlChck: how can i believe that its not tj
    TheHeadlessMole: ay-ah
    TheHeadlessMole: read my profile
    TheHeadlessMole: AND the subprofile
    TheHeadlessMole: i think that might work...
    BadGrlChck: but.. it dosn't say ur jimm
    TheHeadlessMole: Try reading, um, the guestbook entry.
    TheHeadlessMole: I hope she sed sumthin about my name
    BadGrlChck: that dosn't mean n e thing
    BadGrlChck: otay .. so sup jimm?
    TheHeadlessMole: nothin
    BadGrlChck: what have u been up to?
    TheHeadlessMole: computing
    BadGrlChck: lol.. oh ic
    BadGrlChck: n e thing else?
    BadGrlChck: i am sooo bord
    TheHeadlessMole: same here
    TheHeadlessMole: i gots no dinner
    BadGrlChck: realy.. how sad.. actualy i didn't eat eaither .. i just got home from cheerleading
    TheHeadlessMole: Ah, a cheerleader
    BadGrlChck: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: all the cheerleaders I kno are preppy bitches who hate me
    BadGrlChck: ewww.. i hate preps
    BadGrlChck: im a cometiteve cheerleader
    BadGrlChck: i do the stuff u see on tv
    BadGrlChck: actualy i am on tv sometimes
    TheHeadlessMole: cool
    BadGrlChck: yea


    ---
    Eventually they all realized that I wasn't TJ and made up. I accepted because I was laughing my *** off this whole time, so it didn't matter.

    ~~~END CHAPTER SIX~~~

    o_0
    jimm
    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe
    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


    You heard it here first, folks!

    3-time winner of Fanfic's "Oddest Writer" award!

    Knight of I.N.D.E.E.D.

  7. #7

    Default The Summer Fanfic Awards - Voting Time Peoples!

    Well, I got nominated for something... So in order to show people just how odd I am, I present you with links to all of my current fics.

    Quest for Elvis
    The Life of a Headless Mole
    The Ivy League--Part One; Quest for Education
    The Original MisAdventures of Hiro
    The New MisAdventures of Hiro

    I hope I can at least win this, since I wasn't nominated for anything else.

    o_0
    jimm
    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe
    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


    You heard it here first, folks!

    3-time winner of Fanfic's "Oddest Writer" award!

    Knight of I.N.D.E.E.D.

  8. #8

    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    yayayay! I did this and remembered this story type thing so I copied it!


    Chapter 7: Food Fight

    Aight, the story goes like tihs: my and my friends Tyler and Brittany are going to the movies on Friday to see Fahrenheit 9/11. Cool, right? Yes. So anywho, on tuesday I was over at Tyler's house and he was on. Brittany's sister im'ed him and said she was going with us to the movies. Tyler told me, but then he closed it before I could yell at her [I went out with her a while ago but now I hate her and stuff]. So a while later we're both on his sister's sn doin some stuff, and I see brittany is on so I go talk 2 her. The following is the result:

    Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: J0!
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:00 AM]: hello
    Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: this b jimbo!
    Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: r this brit?
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:00 AM]: OH!
    i need to ask you something
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:00 AM]: yeah
    Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: sam is not goin 2 teh mvies
    Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: no way
    Dogpile7734 [12:00 AM]: in hell
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:01 AM]: lol why?
    Dogpile7734 [12:01 AM]: bcuz i don t like her
    Dogpile7734 [12:01 AM]: lets take a vote
    Dogpile7734 [12:01 AM]: its 2 to 0 against her goin
    Dogpile7734 [12:02 AM]: so its a no-go
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: who did you ask?
    Dogpile7734 [12:02 AM]: me and ty
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: ****er
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: well i asked jordan and he said yeah
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: oh so it`s 2-2
    Dogpile7734 [12:02 AM]: who the **** is jordan
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: jordan
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:02 AM]: long hair freak jordan
    Dogpile7734 [12:03 AM]: when did he decide 2 come?
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: when i asked him
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: i wanna bring jay 2
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: lol
    Dogpile7734 [12:03 AM]: **** dat
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: lol j/p
    Dogpile7734 [12:03 AM]: aint no more ppl i dont kno comin
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: so it`s just me you and ty then
    Dogpile7734 [12:03 AM]: yea
    Dogpile7734 [12:03 AM]: DO SOMETHING RONALD!!!
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:03 AM]: then what the **** am i gonna with sam
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:04 AM]: yogie bush
    Dogpile7734 [12:04 AM]: give her some sleeping pills
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:04 AM]: oh yeha
    Dogpile7734 [12:04 AM]: slip her a mickey
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:04 AM]: and where will i get these out of my ****in ass?

    Dogpile7734 [12:04 AM]: ggive her some food
    Dogpile7734 [12:04 AM]: thatll keep her busy
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:04 AM]: that`s mean
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:04 AM]: cuz im a fat kid 2
    Dogpile7734 [12:04 AM]: so is she
    Dogpile7734 [12:05 AM]: ty sez haha fatty
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:05 AM]: i am a fat kid
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:05 AM]: haha ty but she`s a fat kid that can kick your ass
    Dogpile7734 [12:05 AM]: yea probly
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:05 AM]: losa
    Dogpile7734 [12:06 AM]: but still
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:06 AM]: losa
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:06 AM]: FREEEEEK!
    Dogpile7734 [12:06 AM]: just give her some food for a while
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:06 AM]: no
    Dogpile7734 [12:06 AM]: she'll 4get all about it
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:06 AM]: no i`m just gonna bring her
    Dogpile7734 [12:06 AM]: hell no
    Dogpile7734 [12:06 AM]: if u bring her we b ditchin both of u
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: **** you
    Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: **** HER
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: i`ll find you and beat you
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: im set
    Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: yea rite
    Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: i have no hair
    Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: u cant find me no more
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: haha you got shaved?
    Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: yea
    Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: did it meself
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: haha losa
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:07 AM]: LOSER!!

    Dogpile7734 [12:07 AM]: lol
    Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: so just send her 2 mcdonalds
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:08 AM]: nope
    Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: and well b set for a couopl of hours
    Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: or days
    Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: or weeks
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:08 AM]: shut up
    Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: or months
    Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: etc
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:08 AM]: hey i gut to go cuz im gonna call jay
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:08 AM]: so peace
    Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: aignt
    Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: l8r
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:08 AM]: i`ll call u guys friday
    Dogpile7734 [12:08 AM]: sw33t
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:09 AM]: peace
    Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: l8r j0
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:09 AM]: im boo boo cheany
    Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: ill bet
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:09 AM]: yogie bush
    Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: since i dont kno wat that means...
    Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: o
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:09 AM]: you reject
    Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: sw!ft
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:09 AM]: i kno rite
    Dogpile7734 [12:09 AM]: yea lol
    Dogpile7734 [12:10 AM]: yea i g2 g buy ty some food
    Dogpile7734 [12:10 AM]: so l8r
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:10 AM]: retard
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:10 AM]: bye
    Dogpile7734 [12:10 AM]: retahd
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:10 AM]: losa
    Dogpile7734 [12:10 AM]: u spelt it rite at least
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:10 AM]: i kno rite
    Dogpile7734 [12:11 AM]: hey!
    Dogpile7734 [12:11 AM]: no r's allowed!
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:11 AM]: u used them
    QuenOfUndrWrld [12:11 AM]: Dogpile7734: u spelt it rite at least
    Dogpile7734 [12:11 AM]: go pahk them in tha havahd yahd


    there were a couple more 'r' im's and then she left and I went to buy neopet food. End chapter 7, *****.

    o_0
    jimm
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    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


    You heard it here first, folks!

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  9. #9

    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    And here's chapter eight. Have fun.

    Chapter 8: Brummet and Multiconvo

    OK, first is a convo I had about a month ago with my friend Chris, which has nothing to do with the rest of this, but I saved it and want to use it, so here.

    Crono Reborn: dude
    TheHeadlessMole: J0
    TheHeadlessMole: who b dis?
    Crono Reborn: bob
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    TheHeadlessMole: brummet?
    TheHeadlessMole: or robbie?
    Crono Reborn: ya
    TheHeadlessMole: o
    TheHeadlessMole: j0
    TheHeadlessMole: waddup
    Crono Reborn: nm
    TheHeadlessMole: my dads rockin 70's aerosmith on teh stereo
    Crono Reborn: dude joo have any chix you can send me?
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    Crono Reborn: i mean boobs, girls, pix form internet
    TheHeadlessMole: hmmm...
    TheHeadlessMole: lemme check...
    TheHeadlessMole: **** my comp froze
    TheHeadlessMole: brb
    TheHeadlessMole: try wWw.specriaaptoci.mco [*address scrambled for decency*]
    Crono Reborn: no i mean send me through im
    TheHeadlessMole: nope
    TheHeadlessMole: sorry
    TheHeadlessMole: i just wiped em all off the other day
    Crono Reborn: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy
    TheHeadlessMole: i had like a gig of it
    TheHeadlessMole: i needed teh space
    TheHeadlessMole: just use that site
    TheHeadlessMole: it roxorz
    TheHeadlessMole: and ive only got 4 gigs of memory
    Crono Reborn: can u get ne virus' from it?
    TheHeadlessMole: dont think so
    Crono Reborn: sweet
    TheHeadlessMole: i been usin it and i got nothin
    TheHeadlessMole: aight d00d i g2g
    TheHeadlessMole: teh crapper is callin mah name
    TheHeadlessMole: catch ya l8r


    And now starts the real chapter


    TheHeadlessMole: j0 waddup
    Gorbulas7: JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Gorbulas7: nmu?!@
    TheHeadlessMole: same same
    Gorbulas7: kool
    TheHeadlessMole: comedy central is showin Jay and Silent Bob Strikes back now
    TheHeadlessMole: they censored it
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Gorbulas7: boooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    Gorbulas7: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Gorbulas7: i got the beasties at the nash. library
    Gorbulas7: and alice in wonderland
    TheHeadlessMole: swift
    Gorbulas7: yesw
    TheHeadlessMole: j00 should pick up some Kevin Smith movies
    Gorbulas7: heh
    Gorbulas7: maybe i will
    Gorbulas7 wants to send file Untitled with Matt S and Jake P.WMV:
    Gorbulas7: it's my skate movie
    TheHeadlessMole: IT'S WORKING!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: FINALLY!!!!
    Gorbulas7: LoL
    Gorbulas7: it's my irish luck
    TheHeadlessMole: j44
    TheHeadlessMole: i made a new banner for freakyface
    Gorbulas7: cool
    Gorbulas7: i haven't updated my site in like a month
    TheHeadlessMole: WHEEE!
    TheHeadlessMole: i had noticed
    TheHeadlessMole: i check it every once in a while
    Gorbulas7: lol
    Gorbulas7: yea
    Gorbulas7: i just don't know what else todo, ya know
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: well whats teh news with tongueman?
    TheHeadlessMole: so whaddaya think of teh banner?
    Gorbulas7: well
    Gorbulas7: tongueman
    Gorbulas7: i've been skating sooooo
    Gorbulas7: much
    TheHeadlessMole: ah
    Gorbulas7: i think i'm just gonna make my site a skating site
    Gorbulas7: that'll be cool
    TheHeadlessMole: j4
    Gorbulas7: DUDE
    Gorbulas7: my hair's growing back!
    Gorbulas7: YAY
    TheHeadlessMole: YAY
    TheHeadlessMole: j00 look funny whit short hair
    TheHeadlessMole: mine's groin bak 2, just not so quik
    Gorbulas7: yea..
    Gorbulas7: i hate short hair
    Gorbulas7: it makes me sad
    Gorbulas7: :'(
    TheHeadlessMole: i hate real player
    Gorbulas7: haha
    Gorbulas7: wmp all teh way
    TheHeadlessMole: im all for mp3
    TheHeadlessMole: cuz check out this site
    Gorbulas7: dude, wmp plays mp3s
    TheHeadlessMole: they used to have sw33t mp3's and a used it when I couldn't use kazaa
    TheHeadlessMole: but now like all teh files are ram
    TheHeadlessMole: im pissed cuz i need 2 get some new music
    Gorbulas7: that stinks
    Gorbulas7: winmx, cheif
    TheHeadlessMole: meh
    Gorbulas7: jeez ur comp is Sa LOW
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: it sux
    Gorbulas7: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: www.highscoreonline.com/bonusstage30.html
    Gorbulas7: seen em
    TheHeadlessMole: that ones awesome
    Gorbulas7: watch the movie
    TheHeadlessMole received CMy Documents\download\TheHeadlessMole\Untitled with Matt S and Jake
    P.WMV.
    Gorbulas7: yay
    TheHeadlessMole: IT'S DONE!!!
    Gorbulas7: i'm making it so we can make it longer, we're each getting a song
    TheHeadlessMole: swift
    Gorbulas7: i'm gonna need it 5 minutes and 8 seconds
    TheHeadlessMole: thats long
    Gorbulas7: not really
    Gorbulas7: i mean
    Gorbulas7: well
    Gorbulas7: for 2 ppl yea i guess
    Gorbulas7: do you think the movie is good?
    TheHeadlessMole: yeh
    Gorbulas7: do you thinki'm good?
    Gorbulas7: honestly tho
    Gorbulas7: like sponsorship level?
    Gorbulas7: maybe?
    TheHeadlessMole: maybe

    Auto response from Gorbulas7: bathroom break- too much grape soda!

    TheHeadlessMole: o sure
    Gorbulas7: o sure what?
    TheHeadlessMole: j00 and j00r soda
    Gorbulas7: well, i needed a bathroom one, quick, i almost pooped myself
    TheHeadlessMole: lol



    THIS CONVO STARTED SHORTLY AFTER THE LAST ONE


    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: JIMBO
    TheHeadlessMole: j0
    TheHeadlessMole: waddup
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ANTHONY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEN!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i mean he actually did stuff!
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and i didnt have to tell him !
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: like ben
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i was like this is where ur hand goes
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: this is what ur mouth does
    TheHeadlessMole: LOL
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he was like i get it
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: anthony was perrrrrfect
    TheHeadlessMole: L O L!!!!!
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he did everything himself
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: *claps*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: 2 many lols
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: it was so good
    TheHeadlessMole: i bet
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: jimbo
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u need a gf
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: & u need ur fro bak
    TheHeadlessMole: YES I DO!
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: which one?
    TheHeadlessMole: BOTH!
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: a gf or ur hair
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: or both
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: are u hitting puberty jimbo lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u checkin out the babes
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: saying
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: damn'
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i want some of dat ass
    TheHeadlessMole: thats old news
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i wanna pop her cherry
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: bak
    TheHeadlessMole: cool
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: yeah
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: anthony was cool
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i got pictures
    TheHeadlessMole: i bet
    TheHeadlessMole: o jeez
    TheHeadlessMole: of wat?
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx wants to directly connect.
    TheHeadlessMole: that prob won't work
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u kow u wanna c
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx cancels request; no connection was made.
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx wants to directly connect.
    TheHeadlessMole: it never does for me
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: it has b4
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx cancels request; no connection was made.
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ok
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: w/e
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ill put them online
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: o jeez
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: *disco dances*
    TheHeadlessMole: yay
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ys
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i feel bad jim
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u need a gf
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lets go shopping
    TheHeadlessMole: mos def
    TheHeadlessMole: i hav a cotton candy popsicle
    TheHeadlessMole: !
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: kewl
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: anthony says i have a big tongue
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i dont know if thats bad
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: wow
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: wow?
    TheHeadlessMole: yes wow
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: y wow?
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont kno
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but yeah
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: we stopped kissing
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he was like
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u have a big tongue
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and i was like so do u
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: (he's 6 feet tall)
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he's like um... mine kinda fits me
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i was like so its bad?
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he's like nah i like it big
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: it was interesting
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i g2g i mibht b bak
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: Bye
    TheHeadlessMole: aight l8r
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: thanks for listening to my pathetic story
    TheHeadlessMole: ,lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx signed off at 10:35:50 PM.



    Yet another SameTimeConvo:


    TheHeadlessMole: J00000!

    Auto response from ZackoStrife: Gunbound!
    www.gunbound.net

    TheHeadlessMole: o really, eh?
    TheHeadlessMole: well j00 suck then


    And another one!


    KrAcKaBoxKiDs617: hey i saw a look alike of you and he was just as ugly i thought there was no
    one quiet as ugly as you but i found that person
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: thats cool i guess
    KrAcKaBoxKiDs617: yupp



    These both happened about a week later, or something.


    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: jimbo
    TheHeadlessMole: j0
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: my new boyfriend is a sex obsessed freak
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: !!
    TheHeadlessMole: so am i
    TheHeadlessMole: big deal
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i basically just described myself but listen
    TheHeadlessMole: i was about 2 say that 2 lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he was here yesturday
    TheHeadlessMole: uh huh...
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and this is like ur second date
    TheHeadlessMole: yea...
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he pulls down his pants and pulls off my shirt and asks me for head
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: im alike ahhhh freak
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and i grab my shirt and run
    TheHeadlessMole: LoL
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: btw
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i didnt want him to take off my shirt i was like ahhh
    TheHeadlessMole: thats ****in funny
    TheHeadlessMole: thats so h i larios

    Auto response from xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: brb

    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i know it seems funy
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i kinda told u in a fnuny way
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but it wasnt funny
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: in reality
    TheHeadlessMole: lol maybe hes a date rapist
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: cause he kept nagging and i was really gettin annoyed
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: maybe lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but he's like i respect that u dont wanna get in trouble
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: so its ok
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and im like WTF do u keep asking me then fool
    TheHeadlessMole: how can u get in trouble from giving head?
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i was worried we would get caught
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and then u get in trouble
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: u didnt seem worried about that with ben :p
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i didnt give ben head
    TheHeadlessMole: tru tru
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and i was worried
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but i mean his mom was gone
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and his dad was on the computer 2 floors above us
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: my mom was getting ready for work and she comes downstairs alot
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and shed wonder where we were
    TheHeadlessMole: ah
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: 1 id get in trouble for being with him alone in a bathroom
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and then 2 nuide and giving him head?!
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: im like freak!!
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: what r u thinking!
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and then like a minute after i ran out
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he came uot
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: my mom came down
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i was like wendy thank god u have a good mind and ur not a whore
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: or ud b dead right now
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but jimbo honestly
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: a guy shouldnt ask that
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: especially on the 2nd day
    TheHeadlessMole: and y not?
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he asked the first day 2
    TheHeadlessMole: guys have needs 2 u kno
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: because
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: its not right
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: not the second date they dont
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he doesnt even know me yet
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i could b like filled with genital back herpes
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and he wouldnt know
    TheHeadlessMole: well we all kno u already are
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he needs to control his horniness
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: this is so wierd
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ben was like whats sex?
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: and anthony is like
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: SEXSEX SEX
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: all he wants it bang bang bang
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: well at least anthony hasnt hit you
    TheHeadlessMole: yet
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: yeah
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: THATS bad
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i mean asking for head is bad 2
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: but hitting is worse
    TheHeadlessMole: j00 eva find out y he hit u?
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he did for no reason
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: he's like come on it didnt even hurt
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: im like
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ur lucky i have self control
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: or ud b dead
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: because u and i both know
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i could beat the **** outta ben
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: anyone coul
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: jimbo
    TheHeadlessMole: well maybe
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u could do it
    TheHeadlessMole: prob not me
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: yeah u could
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i know ben very well
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: u could
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i could
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: 4 sure
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: ive wrestled him to the ground and yanked his dink
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i can beat him up'
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol j00 ho
    TheHeadlessMole:
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i told u about that before
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: i think in englsih
    TheHeadlessMole: YEA
    TheHeadlessMole: *yea
    TheHeadlessMole: dam caps
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: yeah
    xX0CaTaLySt0Xx: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: i have such a crazy headache rite now
    TheHeadlessMole: it makes me sad

    I went to take a **** for a while.

    TheHeadlessMole: g2gl8r



    And here's the other one:



    TheHeadlessMole: j0
    Gorbulas7: wattup
    TheHeadlessMole: nm nm
    TheHeadlessMole: u?
    Gorbulas7: good
    TheHeadlessMole: uh huh...
    Gorbulas7: wha?
    Gorbulas7: i forgot what i sayd
    TheHeadlessMole: "wats up?"
    "good"
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Gorbulas7: eh?
    Gorbulas7: whao!
    Gorbulas7: i just blanked out
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Gorbulas7: that hasn't happened in a while!
    TheHeadlessMole: stoner
    TheHeadlessMole: :p jp
    Gorbulas7: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: have u seen the assistant?
    Gorbulas7: YES
    Gorbulas7: that's so funny
    TheHeadlessMole: d00d i love that show
    Gorbulas7: they live in a garage
    TheHeadlessMole: j4
    TheHeadlessMole: andy dick is forking insane
    Gorbulas7:
    I have 660MB of illegally dl'ed music,
    or, 133 songs,
    or, $66,500,000.00 worth
    TheHeadlessMole: holy shazam
    Gorbulas7: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: thats a lot
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont have any
    Gorbulas7: that's not counting the stuff i burnt onto cd's
    Gorbulas7: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: cuz i cant use kazaa and all the sites i go to only have GODDAM REALPLAYER FILES!!!!!!!
    Gorbulas7: WIN MX
    TheHeadlessMole: i probably wouldnt even b able 2 use that
    Gorbulas7: yea you will
    TheHeadlessMole: il give it a shot later tho
    Gorbulas7: winmx.com
    TheHeadlessMole: rite now i have 2 re-download java for firefox
    Gorbulas7: no p2p networking
    TheHeadlessMole: its takin 4eva
    Gorbulas7: p2p is ADWARE *shivers*
    Gorbulas7: yuk
    TheHeadlessMole: j4
    TheHeadlessMole: unless u get kazaa with diet k j0!
    TheHeadlessMole: steve got kazaa adware, and he got diet k and it got rid of it all
    Gorbulas7: diet k is a cereal
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Gorbulas7: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: thats special k
    TheHeadlessMole: which is also a drug
    Gorbulas7: ?
    Gorbulas7: opium!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: d00d
    TheHeadlessMole: i can almost ollie
    Gorbulas7: YAY
    TheHeadlessMole: i feel super special lol
    Gorbulas7: i can almost nollie 360flip
    TheHeadlessMole: sw33t
    Gorbulas7: i can do darkslides
    Gorbulas7: and lipslides now
    TheHeadlessMole: sweet
    TheHeadlessMole: j00r ****in INSANE in teh MEMBRANE!
    Gorbulas7: lol, i dled that song
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Gorbulas7: yea, i suppose i'm getting alrite at sk8in'
    TheHeadlessMole: d00d i love dominos
    TheHeadlessMole: they have teh BEST deals
    Gorbulas7: mmm cheezey sticks
    TheHeadlessMole: j4
    TheHeadlessMole: and j00 kno their 5 buck thing?
    Gorbulas7: i heard!
    TheHeadlessMole: d00d i bought 4 pizzas for 20 bucks on sunday
    Gorbulas7: niice
    TheHeadlessMole: ive got 2 slices left lol
    Gorbulas7: whered you get that money
    Gorbulas7: you steal!
    TheHeadlessMole: nah my dad owed me so i got him 2 pay
    TheHeadlessMole: i covered tax and tip
    Gorbulas7: ahh
    Gorbulas7: that's cool
    TheHeadlessMole: j4
    TheHeadlessMole: its bitchcakes
    Gorbulas7: umm, what?
    TheHeadlessMole: bitchcakes
    Gorbulas7: wha... *clulessness
    Gorbulas7: *
    TheHeadlessMole: lol just 4get it
    Gorbulas7: kk
    TheHeadlessMole: goddamn how long is this fooker gonna take?!?!?
    TheHeadlessMole: i hate my computer SOOO much

    I went to take a **** for a while.

    Gorbulas7 signed off at 6:57:09 PM.



    End Chapter 8.
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    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    This happened Yesterday. I had some conversations last week and was gonna do another multiconvo, but this is much better.

    Well, this chapter is too long by about 28000 characters, so... I'm gonna split it up.


    Submitted for your approval: An AIM Chatroom consisting only of Pokémasters Fanfic Writers. What will happen? YOU Decide. Well, actually, you don't, we did, but still.

    Also, thanks to Darien Shields for copy/sending me the whole chat.

    And thanks to *TPM Name Deleted* who didn't want peeps knowin who dey was, but still made this chat really funny.

    And CP. I guess I should thank him too. And GCM.


    Chapter 9: A TPM Chat?


    *** pokemasterwriter has been invited to the group chat.
    *** pokemasterwriter has joined the chat.
    DariShields: Woo.
    pokemasterwriter: Nice.
    DariShields: And with any luck...
    pokemasterwriter: So, how do you get into a chat room, like ummmm, for
    instance?
    DariShields: It's slightly complicated.
    pokemasterwriter: Which place are we speaking in?
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    DariShields: The chat... but...
    DariShields: Your statements seem to appear elsewhere too.
    pokemasterwriter: Which chat?
    pokemasterwriter: I'm typing them in both areas.
    *** TheHeadlessMole has been invited to the group chat.
    pokemasterwriter:
    *** TheHeadlessMole has joined the chat.
    DariShields: Excellent.
    pokemasterwriter: Hey, jimm!
    DariShields: Jimm, *TPM Name Censored*...
    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    DariShields: Well, that's everyone who's online.
    TheHeadlessMole: whats goin down
    pokemasterwriter: Nice to see you, jimm.
    DariShields: We were just talkin' Pokemon.
    TheHeadlessMole: same to you
    TheHeadlessMole: ah
    TheHeadlessMole: i see
    pokemasterwriter: We were having a debate on the merits of blasting TR
    off constantly.
    DariShields: And I was saying, I think that at least some Spanish
    writers should write Spanish fics.
    pokemasterwriter: That too.
    TheHeadlessMole: well...
    pokemasterwriter: But he's only saying that because it would give him a
    good reason not to read them.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: ^_^
    pokemasterwriter: That's practically a quote.
    DariShields: Well, if I could read spanish...
    DariShields: I'd rather read their fics in spanish.
    DariShields: Than in english.
    TheHeadlessMole: fair enough
    DariShields: Because they're bad at english.
    Not all oof them, I suppose.
    TheHeadlessMole: good thing for me I'm learning spanish, I guess
    DariShields: But a lot of Spanish writers I've met or read have pretty
    bad english.
    TheHeadlessMole: anything that's "translated" or in a second language is
    never all that good, IMO
    pokemasterwriter: Wouldn't it make more sense to read them in English
    than to learn a different language to read a few fics?
    TheHeadlessMole: well, it's an issue of quality
    pokemasterwriter: Besides, what if Spanish is their third language?
    pokemasterwriter: Hold on a sec. brb.
    TheHeadlessMole: kk
    pokemasterwriter: I got another phone call.
    pokemasterwriter: Darien and I kept getting interrupted earlier.
    DariShields: Heh, yeah.
    TheHeadlessMole: i don't care much for phones
    TheHeadlessMole: i screen all my calls
    DariShields: I don't have calls to screen.
    pokemasterwriter: Lucky you.
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: mostly just because their all for my brother
    pokemasterwriter: That's never good.
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    pokemasterwriter: Not only do you have to answer the phone, but it's for
    someone else!
    DariShields: Argh!
    pokemasterwriter: What?
    DariShields: The Great Thirst Is Upon Me.
    pokemasterwriter: The Great Thirst?
    pokemasterwriter: You're... dehydrated?
    DariShields: Haven't you ever heard of Galactus?
    pokemasterwriter: Uh... no...
    pokemasterwriter: Should I have?
    DariShields: Yes.
    pokemasterwriter: ...
    pokemasterwriter: Dare I ask what it is?
    DariShields: He's a big guy who eats plannets in Marvel.
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    DariShields: He says "The Great Hunger Is Upon Me."
    TheHeadlessMole: GALACTACUS!
    pokemasterwriter: That must be some big dude!
    TheHeadlessMole: marvel owns
    DariShields: In reference to planets, which he eats.
    DariShields: I like Batman, and Green Lanturn, but otherwise, yeah, go
    Marvel.
    DariShields: But right now I need an Irn Bru.
    TheHeadlessMole: the weird thing is, I don't recall Galactacus's head
    being big enough to fit a planet into
    pokemasterwriter: I don't read many comics...
    DariShields: It isn't.
    pokemasterwriter: *prepares to be shot*
    DariShields: He lives in a giant machine.
    TheHeadlessMole: me neither, but my dad and brother do
    DariShields: The machine puts tentcales into planets.
    TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
    DariShields: And then sucks out the life-force.
    pokemasterwriter: o_0
    TheHeadlessMole: either of you seen Spidey 2?
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
    pokemasterwriter: I didn't see the original, though.
    TheHeadlessMole: hmm...
    TheHeadlessMole: well
    pokemasterwriter: And I missed the main battle scene.
    TheHeadlessMole: i thought it was better than the original
    TheHeadlessMole: ooh thats bad luck
    TheHeadlessMole: yes, i seem to recall you saying that in the Smiley thread
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah. Got a phone call about my dog right when it started.
    TheHeadlessMole: yeah, that sucks about your dog
    TheHeadlessMole: hows all that been going?
    pokemasterwriter: Well, she's doing a lot better now, energy and
    health-wise.
    TheHeadlessMole: that's good
    pokemasterwriter: But she's losing all of her hair because of the medicine.
    TheHeadlessMole: and that's... not so good
    pokemasterwriter: She's already got a bunch of bald patches.
    TheHeadlessMole: will it grow back ever?
    pokemasterwriter: If she ever gets off this medicine, probably.
    TheHeadlessMole: well, that's a semi-plus
    pokemasterwriter: But that's the medicine that's keeping her alive.
    pokemasterwriter: So she can't exactly just drop it.
    TheHeadlessMole: yeah, well, if she were to get better
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah, that would help.
    TheHeadlessMole: or improve enough to not need the medicine
    pokemasterwriter: It's hard, though, with an auto-immune disorder.
    TheHeadlessMole: yeah
    pokemasterwriter: We never would have guessed that she's have something
    like that.
    pokemasterwriter: *she'd
    pokemasterwriter: So, changing the subject...
    pokemasterwriter: You're going to be a judge for the E-zine writing
    contest, right, Jimm?
    TheHeadlessMole: I do believe I signed up for it
    pokemasterwriter: Cool.
    pokemasterwriter: It's good to have you on the team.
    TheHeadlessMole: I assume you are, as well?
    pokemasterwriter: You got it.
    TheHeadlessMole: why thank you
    pokemasterwriter: No prob.
    pokemasterwriter: So, while I've got you and Darien here...
    pokemasterwriter: I might as well ask the obvious question, and the one
    that Darien and I have talked about several times.
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    pokemasterwriter: (At least, I assume Darien's still here...)
    pokemasterwriter: What are your thoughts on the genre for the contest fic?
    DariShields: I'm Back. (Baby)
    pokemasterwriter: Is that your standard greeting now, Darien?
    pokemasterwriter:
    DariShields: Also: Spider Man 2 rocked, but I'm not sold on MJ.
    DariShields: Nono, that's only my hreetin when I come back.
    pokemasterwriter: MJ?
    DariShields: *greeting.
    DariShields: Mary Jane.
    pokemasterwriter: Ah.
    DariShields: Dunst isn't all too great as her, and she says that she's
    not going to do anything after Spiderman 3.
    TheHeadlessMole: cool
    pokemasterwriter: Well, I have a possible spoiler from a friend of mine
    about what's coming next...
    pokemasterwriter: based on how the comics went.
    pokemasterwriter: Care to hear it?
    DariShields: I say Green Goblin, and Petey gets the Venom Symbiote.
    TheHeadlessMole: sure
    DariShields: But he drops it at the end of the movie.
    pokemasterwriter: That wasn't quite what I meant...
    DariShields: And then MJ's fiance becomes Venom (instead of Eddie Brock.)
    TheHeadlessMole: boo
    DariShields: I'm all for Eddie Brock, but he hasn't been in either movie.
    pokemasterwriter: Well, anyway, in the comics, apparantly MJ gets killed.
    TheHeadlessMole: yeh well
    DariShields: It'd be weird to throw him in in the third.
    TheHeadlessMole: yeah
    DariShields: But Jameson's son is the one who brings the symbiote back
    from space.
    pokemasterwriter: In fact, I think his girlfriend after that dies as well.
    DariShields: And he's got a score to settle.
    TheHeadlessMole: I guess they could do that
    pokemasterwriter: Having not seen the first movie, I'm confused.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: But I'll just go with it.
    DariShields: lol
    DariShields: Anyway, as *TPM Name Deleted*. was saying, we need to get this genrè done.
    *** TheHeadlessMole has left the chat.
    DariShields: Darnit.
    pokemasterwriter: NOOOOOO!!!!!
    *** TheHeadlessMole has been invited to the group chat.
    pokemasterwriter: I'm talking to jimm right now.
    DariShields: I invited him...
    pokemasterwriter: His AIM had an illegal operation, apparently.
    DariShields: So, what the police cracked down on him?
    DariShields: j/k
    pokemasterwriter: He'll be back. He said he'd accept the invite.
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    *** TheHeadlessMole has been invited to the group chat.
    *** TheHeadlessMole has joined the chat.
    DariShields: Woo.
    TheHeadlessMole: yay
    DariShields: Anyway.
    DariShields: Illegal Operations not withstanding.
    DariShields: We need to figure out this genre.
    DariShields: We were thinking Trainer Fic, with a twist.
    DariShields: But that's about as far as we can get.
    DariShields: We don't know the twist.
    pokemasterwriter: Can you see what I'm saying, Darien?
    DariShields: No, I'm totally blind.
    DariShields: I mean, yeah.
    DariShields: Why?
    DariShields: You said "Can you see what I'm saying, Darien?"
    And before that you said "lol". Twice.
    DariShields: I'm not seeing anything now though.
    *** pokemasterwriter has left the chat.
    *** pokemasterwriter has been invited to the group chat.
    *** pokemasterwriter has joined the chat.
    pokemasterwriter: Thanks.
    DariShields: Any better?
    DariShields: I saw Thanks.
    pokemasterwriter: Good, it's working now.
    TheHeadlessMole: cool
    pokemasterwriter: I saw it too.
    DariShields: Well, as we're all present and accounted for...
    pokemasterwriter: I dunno what happened there...
    DariShields: Ideas?
    DariShields: (For the twist)
    pokemasterwriter: Thanks, guys. I appreciate the help.
    pokemasterwriter: Well, I've already spoken.
    pokemasterwriter: What do you have to say, Jimm?
    TheHeadlessMole: i was thinking the fic could be the decision of whoever
    was writing the latest installment
    TheHeadlessMole: like one time dark/trainer
    pokemasterwriter: And then everyone would just have to deal with what
    the last person wrote?
    TheHeadlessMole: but with an overall like trainer-tyle
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: it's more fun/challenging that way
    pokemasterwriter: Sort of like the chain fic, but more serious.
    pokemasterwriter: I get it.
    TheHeadlessMole: yeah
    pokemasterwriter: If we do the twist as one of the contests...
    pokemasterwriter: Could we just take the quality of the twist as a
    factor for the judging?
    TheHeadlessMole: that's what I was thinking
    DariShields: Well, that twist, yeah.
    DariShields: I'm meaning the over-all outset twist.
    DariShields: Like "being set in the future" or "the main character being
    a pokemon."
    pokemasterwriter: Could we just let the writers decide that...
    TheHeadlessMole: yeah
    TheHeadlessMole: like when we have the contest
    pokemasterwriter: and the better the twist, the more likely we would
    choose that chapter?
    TheHeadlessMole: maybe the best one gets it
    DariShields: Nononono.
    pokemasterwriter: I think we can use that as a factor...
    DariShields: I still think that leaves too much variation.
    pokemasterwriter: but that couldn't be the entire decision/
    DariShields: Who's to say what twist is "Best"?
    pokemasterwriter: The judges.
    TheHeadlessMole: maybe
    DariShields: And like I said before, what if a really good writer has a
    really bad twist?
    pokemasterwriter: Then the good writing and the bad twist are both
    factors in our decision.
    DariShields: But still...
    TheHeadlessMole: well...
    pokemasterwriter: Are you saying, what if everyone is good at one and
    bad at the other?
    DariShields: I still don't feel that it would be feesable to compare the
    twists.
    DariShields: Possibly, yes.
    DariShields: To put it simply...
    DariShields: I don't want to grade them on originallity.
    DariShields: That just gets messy.
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, then.
    TheHeadlessMole: yeh
    DariShields: It'd be simpler to grade on skill.
    pokemasterwriter: You're leading this thing, so I'll go with it.
    DariShields: So we have to put the 'twist' in ourself.
    TheHeadlessMole: me too, but still
    TheHeadlessMole: if you grade only on skill, they could be a great
    writer and have no creative ideas at all
    pokemasterwriter: You've got a point.
    pokemasterwriter: And plus, how would we come to a group decision on the
    right twist?
    TheHeadlessMole: i think skill should be like 2/3 of the grade
    DariShields: We (the judges, and all the winners) will discus the basic
    plot arcs after the competition.
    DariShields: Between ten of us, I believe we should be able to have a
    few original ideas.
    TheHeadlessMole: and basic creativity could cout for the rest
    TheHeadlessMole: well true
    DariShields: I'm not saying that we want unoriginal writers...
    pokemasterwriter: I'm just worried that we'll have disagreement, with
    ten people and all.
    DariShields: I think most skilled writers will be original.
    TheHeadlessMole: in all probability yes
    DariShields: I just don't want to choose between original ideas.
    TheHeadlessMole: but I'm just speaking in what-if
    pokemasterwriter: *coughCaptainPringlecough*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: he's not that unoriginal
    TheHeadlessMole: have you read firewood ketchup?
    pokemasterwriter: Honestly, no.
    pokemasterwriter: I've just heard the TEL lacks some originality.
    TheHeadlessMole: man, that fic was my first inspiration to start writing
    pokemasterwriter: *that
    TheHeadlessMole: and true, it is fairly unoriginal, but it's original in
    the same way
    pokemasterwriter: Well, I can't really give a good comment, seeing as I
    haven't read either fic.
    DariShields: TEL isn't unoriginal...
    DariShields: It's just not original either.
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    DariShields: Think about it like this...
    DariShields: A fantasy story about a brave knight fighting evil dragon
    riding barons to save princesses, isn't unoriginal.
    DariShields: It's just your average fantasy.
    pokemasterwriter: I've gotta quote that.
    DariShields: But it's not original either.
    pokemasterwriter: "It's not unoriginal, yet it's not original."
    TheHeadlessMole: that's good
    DariShields: That's what TEL is.
    DariShields: Its an excellently written Trainer Fic.
    DariShields: Sticking within the lines of a trainer fic- a trainer who
    catches pokemon, beats gyms, and makes his way towards a league.
    pokemasterwriter: But we come back to the central issue of deciding on
    the twist.
    *** GeneChildMewtwo has been invited to the group chat.
    pokemasterwriter: I think it boils down to this:
    *** GeneChildMewtwo has joined the chat.
    pokemasterwriter: One of three groups will have to decide it.
    DariShields: Heehee, now they know you're not dead.
    pokemasterwriter: Oh, hey, GCM.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    DariShields: G-com (as I call him) has been hiding, and not posting on
    TPM in yonks.
    pokemasterwriter: I know.
    pokemasterwriter: I saw some of his posts in a few fics.
    TheHeadlessMole: well now i guess he's semi-back
    pokemasterwriter: And then they all just stopped.
    DariShields: But I've been talking to him on AIM for ages, and trying to
    convince him to come back.
    DariShields: Hope you don't mind, G-com-sama.
    GeneChildMewtwo: Everyone here is a TPM member...?
    GeneChildMewtwo: Uh-oh
    DariShields: Yesyes.
    TheHeadlessMole: of course
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    GeneChildMewtwo: I';ve been found out. o^_^o;;
    pokemasterwriter: All three of the guys you're looking at.
    DariShields: This is jimm, and *TPM Name Censored*.
    pokemasterwriter:
    TheHeadlessMole: muahahahaha
    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Name Censored*.
    TheHeadlessMole: The Decapitated Mole
    DariShields: Do you know jimm?
    TheHeadlessMole: if you couldn't tell
    DariShields: You must know *TPM Name Censored*.
    GeneChildMewtwo: I've seen you guys around. Well, at least saw you
    around then.
    pokemasterwriter: Or *TPM Name Censored*, as my actual screenname is shown.
    GeneChildMewtwo: And, yes, I kinda do.
    GeneChildMewtwo: ALthough, this is the first time I've talked to him at
    all. o^_^o;;
    GeneChildMewtwo: LIke in a IM program.
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    pokemasterwriter: Well, I just got my AIM account yesterday...
    pokemasterwriter: So that probably explains it.
    TheHeadlessMole: it would
    DariShields: Yeah.
    DariShields: So, anyway, we're all Pokefans (pocket-size fans), I'm sure
    we could figure out a solution with our combined geek powers.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: To the judging dilemma?
    DariShields: Exactly.
    DariShields: Oh, but who were the three groups, *Abbreviation for *TPM Name Censored**?
    pokemasterwriter: The judges (before the contest), the writers (the
    judges would pick the best one), or both groups combined (the winners
    would discuss it with the judges after the contest was over).
    DariShields: The issue is (G-com) that I promised a chain fic in the
    E-zine, but we're unsure what it should be about.
    pokemasterwriter: So I guess what we have to ask is, who should make the
    decision?
    DariShields: We all think Trainer Fic, but we all think that a basic
    trainer fic is too simple.
    DariShields: I think the judges.
    pokemasterwriter: And so we need a twist.
    TheHeadlessMole: Twist...
    DariShields: Now, we say a twist.
    pokemasterwriter: What's your opinion, Jimm?
    DariShields: It's a twist like the whole fic being in the future.
    TheHeadlessMole: well...
    pokemasterwriter: Or the trainer being a Pokemon.
    DariShields: Or the main character being a pokemon who trains pokemon,
    something like that.
    pokemasterwriter: Or something.
    DariShields: Yeah.
    TheHeadlessMole: let's see now...
    DariShields: Something that is relevant for the entire fic, from the start.
    pokemasterwriter: But who should decide?
    pokemasterwriter: Jimm, your thoughts?
    TheHeadlessMole: well, this is tricky...
    DariShields: Like I said, the judges.
    Because the winners have to be determined by writing the first chapter...
    DariShields: And if the twist isn't determined then... they won't have it...
    DariShields: So those first chapters, kinda, won't be...
    DariShields: Right.
    DariShields: Right?
    pokemasterwriter: But what if they create their own twist?
    pokemasterwriter: And the best one becomes the twist we use?
    TheHeadlessMole: didn't we already go through that whole thing?
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah, but we never came to a decision.
    TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
    pokemasterwriter: The sad thing is, there's still two other judges, plus
    the alternate...
    pokemasterwriter: So we'll have to discuss it with them, as well.
    TheHeadlessMole: who are the other judges?
    pokemasterwriter: And the other two main judges live in Australia.
    pokemasterwriter: Pancake and mistysakura, I believe.
    TheHeadlessMole: o boy
    pokemasterwriter: Or Tara and Ada, if you prefer.
    TheHeadlessMole: conferring with them should be fun
    DariShields: The Alternate doesn't get a say.
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, then.
    pokemasterwriter: But we still have two other judges to speak with...
    pokemasterwriter: I could do it, I guess.,
    DariShields: I mean, Luper's a cool guy, but a) he won't be doing that
    work, and b) he's already uber busy.
    pokemasterwriter: I'm up late a lot, anyway.
    TheHeadlessMole: me too, but by then someone else is usually on the computer
    TheHeadlessMole: and my personnal one has no internet
    DariShields: Yes, we can discus with them.
    pokemasterwriter: If you could lend me your authority, Damien, I could
    speak with them, and copy and paste our discussion in a PM to you.
    DariShields: Now, as I already explained...
    DariShields: ?
    DariShields: !
    pokemasterwriter: Hm?
    DariShields: IT'S DARIEN
    pokemasterwriter: typo...
    pokemasterwriter: Sorry, didn't see it.
    DariShields: R and M are not close to each other...
    pokemasterwriter: Sorry, I thought of Damien Silverblade for half a second.
    pokemasterwriter: Then I didn't go back and check.
    pokemasterwriter: My apologies.,
    DariShields: Your mistake not withstanding you do have permission to act
    as my emmisary to the other judges.
    pokemasterwriter: Okay.
    DariShields: Now, as I was saying.
    pokemasterwriter: I promise that I won't even give my opinion.
    pokemasterwriter: Now, umm...
    pokemasterwriter: Can you tell me how to start a chat room?
    pokemasterwriter: (As well as how to invite people to it)
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: go to the chat button on your buddy lst
    TheHeadlessMole: and type in the screen names
    pokemasterwriter: The "Send Chat Invitation" one?
    TheHeadlessMole: yes
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, then.
    DariShields: Right... I feel that judging between original ideas for the
    fic 'twist' would be hard.
    pokemasterwriter: Also, what are Tara's and Ada's AIM names?
    DariShields: It's extremely hard to say what's more original.
    pokemasterwriter: Do you know?
    TheHeadlessMole: no idea
    pokemasterwriter: True.
    DariShields: Pancake has AIM, but doesn't use it often.
    DariShields: She uses MSN...
    DariShields: Check on TPM.
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, I can do that, I think.
    DariShields: Click their names, it'll bring up their info.
    pokemasterwriter: I have MSN, anyway.
    pokemasterwriter: I'll do that.
    pokemasterwriter: Hold on a second.
    DariShields: And furthermore...
    pokemasterwriter: I'm going to check.
    TheHeadlessMole: there's a little AIM icon under everyon's name too that
    you can use to IM them
    pokemasterwriter: Yes?
    DariShields: The Judges (myself included) are all quite original and
    acclaimed (perhaps myself not invluded), and we're not all going to be
    entering.
    DariShields: I think that this 'twist' could be a contribution from all
    of us.
    TheHeadlessMole: i think the twist should be something wacky and
    unexpected yet still serious and slightly obvious
    DariShields: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: like the ending of a goosebumps book, or the 6th sense
    or something
    DariShields: That's a bit of a controdiction in terms.
    pokemasterwriter: mistysakura is bluestarzsky@hotmail.com...
    DariShields: Like the end of a goodebumps book, or the sixth sense?
    You mean it should be lame?
    TheHeadlessMole: well, not as lame, but the same type of thing
    DariShields: As I see it, there are two things which could be "twisted".
    DariShields: The Main Character.
    DariShields: And the World.
    DariShields: The main character being a pokemon, is twisting them...
    DariShields: It being set in the future is twisting the world.
    pokemasterwriter: And PancaKe is poo_moo_monkey@hotmail.com and
    PancaKe_MonKie on AIM.
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, let me get this jotted down real quick.
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, got it.
    pokemasterwriter: I'll try to contact them tonight.
    TheHeadlessMole: damn time zones
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah. It makes things tough.
    DariShields: Yeah, why can't you all just live in France?
    pokemasterwriter: Don't you wish the earth was flat sometimes?
    DariShields: I mean, somewhere else on the GMT.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: France?
    TheHeadlessMole: i'd prefer canada myself
    DariShields: The earth beign flat wouldn't help.
    pokemasterwriter: Um... no.
    DariShields: Canada's too wide anyway.
    TheHeadlessMole: i love canada
    pokemasterwriter: Well, it'd keep everyone in the same time zone.
    pokemasterwriter: If it was flat, the sun would be shining on everything
    at once.
    pokemasterwriter: Unless there were people on the other side, too...
    DariShields: If the earth spun between two suns, that'd be fine.
    TheHeadlessMole: well, it could flip over like a burger at night
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    GeneChildMewtwo: Well, time zones or no, if we just didn't have to
    sleep, things would be okay.
    DariShields: Or maybe we could just live on the same north-south strip
    of land?
    pokemasterwriter: What were we discussing before I got us on this weird
    tangent?
    DariShields: We don't have to sleep.
    DariShields: ^_^
    TheHeadlessMole: contacting the aussies
    TheHeadlessMole: i believe it was
    pokemasterwriter: Right, right.
    pokemasterwriter: So...
    DariShields: I was saying that we should make the idea ourselves.
    DariShields: Us, the judges.
    DariShields: And G-com.
    DariShields: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: :-D
    DariShields: I could invite *TPM writer's name censored* to the conversation, but I'm not sure
    what he'd add...
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Is he a judge?
    DariShields: No,
    DariShields: God no.
    pokemasterwriter: Didn't think so.
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    DariShields: I said the judges earlier.
    pokemasterwriter: I know, but I thought I might have forgotten one.
    DariShields: So, anyway, as I said, it comes down to two things that can
    be twisted.
    The World, or
    The Main Character.
    pokemasterwriter: And it also comes down to who provides the twist.
    GeneChildMewtwo: I'll brb in a few minutes. (Not that I was very active
    anyway but...)
    DariShields: Well, I was saying us the judges.
    pokemasterwriter: But what if it was a secondary character who provides
    the twist?
    TheHeadlessMole: alright
    DariShields: Oh, right...
    DariShields: Well, then we'd need them to be there from the offset.
    pokemasterwriter: Like, the person decides to kill the main character,
    or something?
    DariShields: And what sort of twist could they bring to the table.
    DariShields: I dunno... that seems a bit weird.
    pokemasterwriter: See ya soon, GCM.
    TheHeadlessMole: that would be a good twist
    TheHeadlessMole: it's interesting, to say the least
    DariShields: Put it in context.
    pokemasterwriter: They don'e have to even be friends.
    pokemasterwriter: Maybe they had a major disagreement, or maybe the
    secondary character joined some criminals, or something.
    pokemasterwriter: Not exactly like another Team Rocket, but something else.
    DariShields: Okay, take that idea.
    DariShields: Flip it.
    DariShields: The main character made the wrong enemies, and they've been
    framed.
    pokemasterwriter: The main character decides to kill someone else?
    DariShields: So the police are after them.
    TheHeadlessMole: i like it
    DariShields: I don't. I've seen ideas like that, I've had them, one main
    problem.
    pokemasterwriter: The police are after who?
    DariShields: They're after the main character.
    DariShields: How can it stick to being a trainer fic then?
    pokemasterwriter: They're after the main character?
    DariShields: How can someone who's being hunted constantly stop off at
    gyms or catch pokemon.
    pokemasterwriter: ...Dammit!
    DariShields: *?
    pokemasterwriter: The piece of crud froze up again.
    pokemasterwriter: I hope you can hear me...
    DariShields: I wonder why *TPM Name Censored* hasn't said anything.
    DariShields: j/k, I can hear you *TPM Name Censored*.
    pokemasterwriter: Alright... I'm going to try to get out again, and come
    back in.
    DariShields: Kay.
    pokemasterwriter: *sighs* This is becoming annoying.
    pokemasterwriter: *vanishes*
    *** pokemasterwriter has left the chat.
    *** pokemasterwriter has been invited to the group chat.
    *** pokemasterwriter has joined the chat.
    pokemasterwriter: Thank you, again.
    pokemasterwriter: I swear, this computer is a hunk of junk...
    DariShields: I just hope jimm doesn't have the same problem...
    pokemasterwriter: ...Your username is now yellow on my screen...
    pokemasterwriter: The light! It blinds me!
    DariShields: Who, me?
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah!
    pokemasterwriter: Aargh! *clutches head in pain*
    pokemasterwriter: *eyeballs fall out and roll across the floor*
    pokemasterwriter: NOO! Come back!
    pokemasterwriter: ...
    GeneChildMewtwo: *is back* But Yellow is the color of Pikachu...
    *** TheHeadlessMole has been invited to the group chat.
    *** TheHeadlessMole has left the chat.
    *** TheHeadlessMole has been invited to the group chat.
    pokemasterwriter: Jimm's having the same problem, it seems...
    *** TheHeadlessMole has joined the chat.
    pokemasterwriter: Yellow is the color of Pikachu, but...
    pokemasterwriter: It's not meant to be used as text!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Especially with a white background!
    pokemasterwriter: GYAA!!
    GeneChildMewtwo: *hides his text somewhere* o>_>o
    DariShields: I'm typing black.
    pokemasterwriter: Jimm, your username is brown on a black background...
    pokemasterwriter: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!
    DariShields: You've gone colourblind?
    pokemasterwriter: Yes, but your username is yellow!
    DariShields: Reverse colour blind?
    pokemasterwriter: GCM, you're next! *whacks Darien's text with a hammer*
    GeneChildMewtwo: AIM likes to assign random colors for everyone that
    isn't you. It's like a Rainbow of Pain. I like to call it a "Painbow" o^_^o
    pokemasterwriter: AIM hates me, then!
    pokemasterwriter: *whacks AIM with hammer*
    TheHeadlessMole: my name is brown?
    pokemasterwriter: *computer screen shatters*
    pokemasterwriter: ...oops...
    GeneChildMewtwo: o_o
    TheHeadlessMole: GCN's looks brown to me
    pokemasterwriter: GCN's username is light green on my screen.
    DariShields: Yellow's better than brown, I suppose.
    pokemasterwriter: On a dark green background.
    DariShields: You're all blue to me.
    GeneChildMewtwo: We all see each others names in different colors...
    Except we are always red to ourselves.
    GeneChildMewtwo: Ouch... AIM is really not liking you.
    DariShields: Trillian makes everyone blue.
    pokemasterwriter: At least I can read Jimm's username if I squint.
    DariShields: It's a nice colour of blue though.
    DariShields: I'm red, of course.
    pokemasterwriter: No, you're yellow!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    GeneChildMewtwo: I want to be Yellow.
    TheHeadlessMole: you're all wrong
    TheHeadlessMole: I'M RED
    pokemasterwriter: No you aren't! You're brown, dangit!
    TheHeadlessMole: hey, anyone here mind if I put this convo in my AIM fic?
    pokemasterwriter: YOU ARE BROWN!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: the heck I am!!!
    DariShields: AIM Fic?
    TheHeadlessMole: YEAH
    DariShields: What's an AIM Fic?
    GeneChildMewtwo: Go for it. o^_^o
    TheHeadlessMole: i just copy my best convos
    pokemasterwriter: If anything belongs in that nuthouse quotes thread,
    this does.
    GeneChildMewtwo: *<3s being quoted*
    DariShields: That doesn't really constitute a fic...
    DariShields: But go for it.
    TheHeadlessMole: COOL
    pokemasterwriter: Oh, it does when you're Jimm.
    TheHeadlessMole: just wanted to make sure nobody would get mad
    TheHeadlessMole: and lol
    pokemasterwriter: Jimm doesn't write fics.
    DariShields: Actually, maybe I should send you a full copy... I'm the
    only one who has been here for the whole thing.
    pokemasterwriter: He writes catastrophes.
    TheHeadlessMole: alright, cool/thanks, that'd help
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: and lol again
    DariShields: Ahahaha.
    TheHeadlessMole: which reminds me
    GeneChildMewtwo: Oddly enough, *TPM Name Censored* is gray. Maybe Darien stole
    your yellow?
    TheHeadlessMole: any of you seen the Pokemon fan universe forums?
    pokemasterwriter: YOU DIRTY THIEF!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: and maybe
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: Nope, not seen said forums.#
    pokemasterwriter: I haven't seen the forums, but I've heard they're
    pathetic.
    TheHeadlessMole: they are
    pokemasterwriter: Almost as bad as this chat.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: but everyone there loved TMAOH
    GeneChildMewtwo: I wasn't aware of them at all. But if they're bad, now
    I want to see. o^_^o
    TheHeadlessMole: so I posted it there for a little over a year
    DariShields: TMAOH?
    TheHeadlessMole: The misadventures of Hiro
    DariShields: Ah.
    TheHeadlessMole: So about a week ago I post Chapter 18 and WHAM!
    DariShields: You know, I always thought it was "teh" misadventures, etc.
    pokemasterwriter: Why does the word "Misadventures" get two letters?
    TheHeadlessMole: sometimes it is
    TheHeadlessMole: i realy don't know
    pokemasterwriter: That seems unfair.
    DariShields: WHAM?
    TheHeadlessMole: it's just easier, somehow
    GeneChildMewtwo: Well, unless it's about "T-Maoh" in which Mr. T becomes
    lord of the underworld, or something. =P
    pokemasterwriter: Word discrimination.
    TheHeadlessMole: I get banned
    TheHeadlessMole: and the thread gets closed
    DariShields: Isn't Moa a legendary bird?
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: Weird.
    DariShields: Was anything weird in that chapter?
    TheHeadlessMole: well yes
    TheHeadlessMole: but still
    DariShields: What?
    TheHeadlessMole: i posted it else where and nobody had problems
    DariShields: Yeah, warnings are fun...
    pokemasterwriter: That's the easiest way to tell which forums are stupid.
    GeneChildMewtwo: DId they even explain what you did wrong?
    TheHeadlessMole: well there were some accidental homosexual references,
    which I noticed after I wrote the chapter and wrote a disclaimer at the
    beginning
    TheHeadlessMole: The administrator is immature
    DariShields: What sort of homosexual references?
    TheHeadlessMole: the word "poop" is on his censor
    pokemasterwriter: Post something crazy but still somewhat okay, and see
    where you get banned.
    DariShields: I hate it when immature people get power.
    pokemasterwriter: Hold on a minute.
    pokemasterwriter: Have to empty the dishwasher...
    DariShields: lol
    pokemasterwriter: :-P
    DariShields: What sort of homosexual references? Were they in some way
    homophobic, or was it the opposite?
    TheHeadlessMole: I just called an old guy an 'old fag' in just about
    every paragraph, and in Hiro's point of view the old guy says
    TheHeadlessMole: "Ciggy ciggy smoke smoke light" smoked the cigarrete
    DariShields: Well, fag can be pretty offencive.
    TheHeadlessMole: "or for you sixist/homophobes"
    DariShields: Right, well, I hear that in some places they don't even
    know of "fag" as in ciggarette.
    TheHeadlessMole: "gay gay homo homo fag" fagged the gay"
    TheHeadlessMole: or something like that
    TheHeadlessMole: but I still don't think that constitutes a ban
    DariShields: You know, once this guy wouldn't put my fic on his site
    because I mentioned two of the characters were gay.
    DariShields: He was a born again christian or something like that and he
    didn't want any fics with gays...
    TheHeadlessMole: I hate people like that
    TheHeadlessMole: can't stand 'em
    DariShields: He was actually an okay guy, once we got past that.
    GeneChildMewtwo: Those kind of people make me irate.
    TheHeadlessMole: well, I know some people like that, too
    TheHeadlessMole: several of my best friends are die-hard republicans
    [I'm crazy liberal democrat]
    TheHeadlessMole: but we're still like this *crosses fingers*
    GeneChildMewtwo: Friends are good at respecting their differences. o^_^o
    DariShields: I care not for politics.
    DariShields: It's getting hard to tell who the good guys are these days.
    TheHeadlessMole: that's true
    DariShields: Although in USA it is obvious that that idiot is the enemy.
    TheHeadlessMole: we're all idiots
    TheHeadlessMole: lol no offense if anyone here lives in US
    DariShields: Here in UK, I always used to think that Labour were the
    right party... I mean they're more left wing, but now...
    DariShields: Both of 'em do.
    DariShields: Where do you live jimm?
    TheHeadlessMole: New Hampshire
    TheHeadlessMole: USA
    pokemasterwriter: Alright, I
    TheHeadlessMole: i'd like to be in canada
    pokemasterwriter: I'm back.
    TheHeadlessMole: yay
    DariShields: Cool.
    pokemasterwriter: *groans in frustration*
    GeneChildMewtwo: Welcome back. o^_^o
    pokemasterwriter: I have to empty that thing every few seconds, it seems...
    TheHeadlessMole: you like that face, don't you?
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: It's frustrating.
    TheHeadlessMole: it must be
    GeneChildMewtwo: Maybe a little...o>_>o
    DariShields: You'll never guess what the "o"s are.
    pokemasterwriter: So, you were talking about where you live?
    pokemasterwriter: Uh... blushing cheeks?
    TheHeadlessMole: yes, and a little politics
    pokemasterwriter: Ah.
    TheHeadlessMole: and I'm thinkin' arms
    DariShields: But we should stick to the point.
    DariShields: This... 'twist'.
    TheHeadlessMole: ah yess...
    pokemasterwriter: Okay...
    TheHeadlessMole: the infamous 'twist'
    pokemasterwriter: So for the twelfth time...
    DariShields: Alright...
    pokemasterwriter: What do you think, Jimm?
    DariShields: What if the main character were infected.
    pokemasterwriter: AND NO INTERRUPTIONS!!!
    DariShields: With "the dark type".
    TheHeadlessMole: LOL
    pokemasterwriter: *glares at Darien*
    DariShields: Basicly the opposide of a human psychic.
    pokemasterwriter: *cries*
    DariShields: Oh, dude, I so didn't see that.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: don't be sad
    DariShields: I can't be expected to wait for jimm, he always drags his
    heels.
    TheHeadlessMole: i was still thinking anyways
    TheHeadlessMole: he's giving me time
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: This could take some time.
    pokemasterwriter: What did I just get through saying...?
    DariShields: I think you were glaring at me.
    pokemasterwriter: GAAAAAHHH!!!
    DariShields: ^_^, alright, alright, I'll stop.
    pokemasterwriter: Saying! SPEECH!!!
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: well I may take a while, so if anyone else has anything
    constructive to say, you can say it again, maybe
    TheHeadlessMole: if it's alright with *TPM Name Censored*
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    *** Captain Pringle has been invited to the group chat.
    *** Captain Pringle has joined the chat.
    DariShields: He's the man!
    Captain Pringle: hola
    TheHeadlessMole: hey!
    TheHeadlessMole: CP
    pokemasterwriter: Hey, Cap'n!
    Captain Pringle: wow, a TPM chat? :-P
    Captain Pringle: it's been a whle
    DariShields: We're all a bunch of TPM geeks...
    pokemasterwriter: You got it!
    TheHeadlessMole: LOL
    pokemasterwriter: Take a guess at who I am.
    pokemasterwriter: *waits patiently*
    DariShields: Oh, waith, I always assumed he would compete, but maybe he
    won't?
    Captain Pringle: man, i dunno TPM well enough ^_^;
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: CP, you read the E-zine?
    Captain Pringle: yeah
    Captain Pringle: nice issue
    TheHeadlessMole: bet he can't get mine
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    DariShields: Will you considering competing for the Chain Fic?
    Captain Pringle: oh my gosh... that requires writing
    Captain Pringle: i only write about once every 362 days ;-) but maaaybe
    i'd give it a shot
    DariShields: lol
    pokemasterwriter: :-D
    Captain Pringle: my gosh, starting another trainer fic :-P tsk tsk tsk
    DariShields: It's a chapter every five months...
    Captain Pringle: i actually woke up this morning, and you know what i
    thought
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    Captain Pringle: i thought, today, TEL gets finished.
    DariShields: "Boy am I tired"?
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Captain Pringle: and hopefully that's what'll happen
    pokemasterwriter: lol, Darien.
    Captain Pringle: i've been waiting to wake up in this mood :-)
    DariShields: ^_^, cool.
    TheHeadlessMole: you know, I'd like that
    pokemasterwriter: That's be cool.
    GeneChildMewtwo: That would indeed be awesome.
    Captain Pringle: i have a lotta people at two boards who would like it
    very much
    Captain Pringle: lol
    pokemasterwriter: It'd be cooler if I actually started reading it..
    Captain Pringle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: But yeah.
    DariShields: I should really catch up with TEL...
    DariShields: Maybe we should keep you from writing...
    pokemasterwriter: I should really read the first sentence of TEL...
    TheHeadlessMole: i decided that about a month ago
    Captain Pringle: i need to finish TAoFKaHFCaS :-P
    TheHeadlessMole: i stopped reading for a while
    TheHeadlessMole: and YES you DO
    Captain Pringle: rofl
    TheHeadlessMole: i love that story
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Captain Pringle: i reread the entire fic in one sitting like a week ago
    pokemasterwriter: That's gotta be the longest acronym I've ever seen.
    Captain Pringle: it's such crap XD
    Captain Pringle: but it's a TPM classic i suppose
    pokemasterwriter: Yup.
    Captain Pringle: rofl pokemasterwriter
    TheHeadlessMole: yes, but it is indeed a classic
    Captain Pringle: yeah, the acronym needs an acronym for itself or something
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    DariShields: Heh.
    DariShields: But we must not be distracted!
    DariShields: I know it's my own fault for inviting CP...
    Captain Pringle: right! *salutes* from what? :-P
    Captain Pringle: it really is ;-)
    DariShields: We were trying to figure out the "twist" for the chain fic.
    TheHeadlessMole: don't worry, keep going
    Captain Pringle: ah
    pokemasterwriter: From the judging issue of the E-zine contest.
    DariShields: Actually, we were waiting for jimm to think.
    TheHeadlessMole: i'm still thinking
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
    TheHeadlessMole: I know, it takes a while
    pokemasterwriter: We've been waiting for a few hours now.
    DariShields: *I* had an idea...
    Captain Pringle: why didn't ya say so? ^_^ *thinks*
    TheHeadlessMole: ADHD sucks
    DariShields: A'right, can I say my idea?
    Captain Pringle: ya
    pokemasterwriter: Go ahead.
    DariShields: A'right.
    pokemasterwriter: A'right?
    DariShields: The main character is 'infected' with a "Dark Type Virus".
    DariShields: It's basicly making him dark, like humans can be psychic.
    DariShields: (Him or her, I mean.)
    TheHeadlessMole: IDEA
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    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    DariShields: The prize for the pokemon league will somehow allow them to
    cure themselves.
    pokemasterwriter: So the person's immune to psychic attacks?
    DariShields: But also going Evil.
    pokemasterwriter: JIMM HAS AN IDEA!!!
    DariShields: Oh my GOD!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol I just remembered it
    DariShields: Go ahead.
    pokemasterwriter: Let him speak! Go on, Jimm.
    Captain Pringle: ah, brb.. g/f
    DariShields: K
    TheHeadlessMole: Ok, so the main character has this type of, maybe... a
    bond of some sort with a Pokémon
    TheHeadlessMole: something cool
    DariShields: ...
    DariShields: Is that it?
    pokemasterwriter: What kind of a bond?
    TheHeadlessMole: noh
    DariShields: All right, go on.
    TheHeadlessMole: and whenever something important is about to happen to
    him/her [the character]
    TheHeadlessMole: they get these flashes of battles, and being attacked,
    and the pain that whatever the Pokémon is feeling
    TheHeadlessMole: aand... there's some sort of mysterious thing tied
    TheHeadlessMole: itn
    TheHeadlessMole: that's about as far as I got
    pokemasterwriter: It's interesting...
    pokemasterwriter: Sort of like that one episode with the Girafarig?
    DariShields: It sounds a lot like what some people have thought of before.
    DariShields: Psychics who have bonds with their pokemon.
    TheHeadlessMole: and the flashes ruin the important things that are
    happening to the character
    TheHeadlessMole: not a psychic, and not their pokemon
    DariShields: Err, to finish off my idea-
    The character must try and win the pokemon league to cure themselves,
    before they become completely evil.
    DariShields: Whether they succeed in their goal, or are too late, and go
    evil, is up to the writers.
    TheHeadlessMole: I like it
    pokemasterwriter: So it'd sort of be a combination?
    DariShields: Which idea?
    TheHeadlessMole: yours
    pokemasterwriter: Of both yours and Jimm's.
    DariShields: Cool.
    DariShields: You think there should be a combination?
    TheHeadlessMole: sure, why not
    GeneChildMewtwo: LIke he's bound (cursed?) to a Dark Pokemon of somekind?
    pokemasterwriter: I dunno, I just thought that's what you had meant.
    DariShields: No, but it's an idea.
    pokemasterwriter: I'm fine with whatever it is...
    TheHeadlessMole: a combination like that might work
    pokemasterwriter: But remember, we've still gotta talk to Tara and Ada
    about whether we even decide it.
    TheHeadlessMole: yeah
    TheHeadlessMole: I might get back to you later, too
    pokemasterwriter: Or rather, I have to talk to them.
    TheHeadlessMole: I do my best thinking at night
    DariShields: Yes, and if they have ideas, we should listen to them too.
    pokemasterwriter: Same here.
    TheHeadlessMole: I can't write any time before 9 pm
    DariShields: I'm like that a lot too.
    pokemasterwriter: I can't concentrate unless it's late.
    pokemasterwriter: But anyway, I'll talk to our other two judges.
    TheHeadlessMole: sounds like a plan, my man
    pokemasterwriter: And have you asked Gavin about him being the alternate
    judge?
    pokemasterwriter: We need to do that before we kick it off, methinks.
    pokemasterwriter: We can still discuss the ideas, though, obviously.
    DariShields: I'm pretty sure I asked him, but he's notoriously slow on
    replies.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah, I know.
    TheHeadlessMole: agreed
    DariShields: BTW, are you two planning to compete?
    pokemasterwriter: I am.
    TheHeadlessMole: I was, but I might reconsider
    DariShields: Why?
    TheHeadlessMole: I'm not sure as of yet
    TheHeadlessMole: I dunno, I been kinda busy lately, tons of stuff to do,
    etc.
    DariShields: Heheh, maybe even I should try my hand?
    DariShields: Get our money's worth out of Gavin...
    pokemasterwriter: I might not if it starts too late, because I may be
    swamped with schoolwork.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol maybe
    TheHeadlessMole: and ditto to *TPM Name Censored*
    pokemasterwriter: But I'll try to enter.
    TheHeadlessMole: starting High School in a month, I may be busy
    Captain Pringle: whoa
    Captain Pringle: you're younger than i thought ^_^
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: You think starting high school is bad?
    TheHeadlessMole: 14 years young
    DariShields: Weird.
    DariShields: Oh, right.
    Captain Pringle: oh no... how old is pmw?
    Captain Pringle: haha
    DariShields: So you were in "Junior High"?
    TheHeadlessMole: yeh
    pokemasterwriter: I'll be starting college.
    TheHeadlessMole: ugh
    pokemasterwriter: How old am I?
    Captain Pringle: that's not bad at all...
    DariShields: I'll be starting Fifth Year.
    TheHeadlessMole: I can't even imagine
    pokemasterwriter: I'm 17.
    Captain Pringle: i thought you were gonna say, like, 3rd grade
    Captain Pringle: haha
    DariShields: Grade?
    Captain Pringle: starting college is a lot more normal of an age to me
    :-P i'm gonna be a soph. in college
    pokemasterwriter: How old are you, CP?
    TheHeadlessMole: everyone is older than me
    TheHeadlessMole: I feel small
    GeneChildMewtwo: I'll be a college senior this fall.
    pokemasterwriter: Poor little child...
    TheHeadlessMole: then again, I am small, so that's no surprise
    TheHeadlessMole: and lol
    DariShields: I'm 15, if it makes you feel any better, jimm.
    Captain Pringle: i'm 18, almost 19
    DariShields: Although I'll be 16 at the end of augist.
    TheHeadlessMole: yay
    pokemasterwriter: We'll try no to step on you, Jimm.
    DariShields: *august
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: *not
    DariShields: I guess you're a Pokewrit.
    DariShields: Pocket Writer.
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: He's a collectible.
    TheHeadlessMole: rofl
    GeneChildMewtwo: I feel kind of old all of a sudden... *is 21*
    DariShields: Gotta catch all the Pokewrits.
    pokemasterwriter: I'll trade my *TPM Writer's Name1* for your Jimm, Darien.
    DariShields: I guess that makes you a Daiwrit.
    DariShields: Hahaha.
    DariShields: You kidding?
    DariShields: jimms worth three *TPM Writer's Name1*.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: wow I feel special
    DariShields: Hmm, gimme a *TPM Writer's Name2* and a TPM Writer's Name1* and I'll cut you a deal
    TheHeadlessMole: yet still small
    pokemasterwriter: Oh, I don't have a *TPM Writer's Name2*.
    Captain Pringle: *TPM Writer's Name2*?
    pokemasterwriter: How about a Captain Pringle, first edition?
    DariShields: He's a writer, and not a very good one.
    Captain Pringle: ouchh ^_^
    DariShields: For one jimm? sure.
    DariShields: Sucker...
    pokemasterwriter: No, no.
    pokemasterwriter: You misunderstand.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: TWO Jimms.
    pokemasterwriter: And a Snickers candy bar.
    DariShields: Hmm, damn, I only have one.
    GeneChildMewtwo: It seems to me he's Darien's impromptu rival. o^_^o
    Well, a long time ago, anyway.
    DariShields: How about one *TPM Writer's Name2* and one *TPM Writer's Name3*?
    pokemasterwriter: Hmm...
    TheHeadlessMole: I've always been kinda angry at *TPM Writer's Name2* for getting the
    Comedy nomination while I am left with nothing every year
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Throw in an *TPM Writer's Name4* and you've got a deal.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: Hmm...
    DariShields: I don't think Captain Pringle's worth an *TPM Writer's Name4* and a
    *TPM Writer's Name3*.
    DariShields: This is second edition *TPM Writer's Name3* y'know, before she
    wrote the second part of WM.
    DariShields: And it was still the golden age of Magikarp.
    pokemasterwriter: Fine, I'll throw in a GeneChildMewtwo.
    DariShields: You got yourself a deal.
    pokemasterwriter: *shakes Darien
    pokemasterwriter: 's hand*
    DariShields: lol
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    DariShields: *hands over the Pokewrits*
    GeneChildMewtwo: I was just traded. o°_°o
    pokemasterwriter: *completes the trade*
    Captain Pringle: me too
    Captain Pringle: O_o
    pokemasterwriter: I just got a Super Mod!
    DariShields: Maybe we should battle?
    pokemasterwriter: Sucker!
    GeneChildMewtwo: Was it the old me? Or the new, slightly more missing me?
    pokemasterwriter: Fine, let's do it!
    pokemasterwriter: Go, *TPM Writer's Name4*!
    DariShields: Hmm...
    TheHeadlessMole: I lost track of it all
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: Gene Child Mewtwo, I choose you!
    Captain Pringle: ahahahaha
    DariShields: Ah, he chose the Australian type...
    GeneChildMewtwo: umm... OK. *goes out*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name4*, attack with Olivia's ditz power!
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: *Olivia appears and confuses GeneChildMewtwo with
    incessant incomprehendible chatter*
    GeneChildMewtwo: Gah! *is confused*
    GeneChildMewtwo: It was funny when it was someone else... @_@
    pokemasterwriter: Now, *TPM Writer's Name4*! Finish it with *TPM Writer's Name4*'s sarcasm
    strike!
    TheHeadlessMole: laugh out loud
    GeneChildMewtwo: *Pokes Darien* You have to order me, you know. o>_>o
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name4* fires sticks and stones at GeneChildMewtwo*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Yes! It's a critical hit! :-D
    DariShields: Sorry, my cat demanded petting.
    Captain Pringle: O_o
    DariShields: Hmm...
    DariShields: Aahahhaha!
    GeneChildMewtwo: I'm getting thouroughly beaten... and you're off
    petting your cat? o:_
    DariShields: I sent out my weakest pokewrit so that I could see what
    you've got...
    pokemasterwriter: Now, *TPM Writer's Name4*! End this match with a Wimp in a
    Wheelchair smash!
    DariShields: Now I know... you haven't got squat... Ahahaha!
    DariShields: Genechildmewtwo, return, Go Captain Pringle!
    pokemasterwriter: *Robert Robson rolls over GeneChildMewtwo*
    DariShields: Use Bryce!
    GeneChildMewtwo: *returns* I never got to attack... o>_>o
    Captain Pringle: *plays guitar while watching his own fate unfold in the
    Chat*
    pokemasterwriter: Alright, *TPM Writer's Name4*! Counter it with Olivia's ditz, again!
    DariShields: *Bryce appears and summons his strongest pokemon*
    DariShields: Err, what does he have?
    DariShields: A Scizor?
    Captain Pringle: golden dragonite
    Captain Pringle: really fast scizor :-P
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name4*! Send out Mr. Mime, now!
    pokemasterwriter: *Mr. Mime appears*
    GeneChildMewtwo: So the Pokewirts are using their Pokemon? o_o
    DariShields: *Dragonite uses Hyper Beam*
    pokemasterwriter: Psychic attack on Captain Pringle!
    pokemasterwriter: *Captain Pringle is thrown backwards*
    DariShields: *Scizor attacks *TPM Writer's Name4* in the mean time, sending him flying*
    pokemasterwriter: Mr. Mime, use Barrier to block the Hyper Beam!
    pokemasterwriter: NOOOO!!
    pokemasterwriter: I was too late...
    DariShields: Hehee.
    pokemasterwriter: We can still win this, *TPM Writer's Name4*! Use the Wimp in a
    Wheelchair, again!
    DariShields: *Bryce's Bayle- Meganium (? ) uses sweet scent*
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name4* collapses*
    pokemasterwriter: NO!!
    TheHeadlessMole: laughter
    DariShields: **TPM Writer's Name4* is unable to fight back!*
    pokemasterwriter: Alright, now you've done it... Go, *TPM Writer's Name2*!
    DariShields: *Dragonite uses Body Slam!*
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* appears*
    DariShields: Oh no!
    DariShields: The illiterate type!
    Captain Pringle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Fight back with insane rage!
    DariShields: Hmm, CP return...
    DariShields: I know he's weak from already battling...
    DariShields: But he's my best chance.
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* kicks Darien in a place that should not be mentioned*
    DariShields: Go Gene Child Metwo!
    DariShields: Aaaaaaah!
    GeneChildMewtwo: *comes back out*
    DariShields: Gene Child Mewtwo, use Advice!
    GeneChildMewtwo: *wihtout his first "w"?*
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name2*, tackle GeneChildMewtwo!
    GeneChildMewtwo: *Advises *TPM Writer's Name2* on various things*
    DariShields: Disable *TPM Writer's Name2*'s illiteracey!
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name2* doesn't listen! You fool!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: You wasted an attack!
    GeneChildMewtwo: He listesn to me on AIM. o>_>o
    GeneChildMewtwo: *listens
    pokemasterwriter: Finish GCM with fists of blind anger!
    pokemasterwriter: * socks GCM and sends it flying across the room*
    DariShields: **TPM Writer's Name2* isn't listenning, he's wooed by GCM's advice*
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name2*, beat the snot out of Darien, then!
    GeneChildMewtwo: *GCM may or may not be in pain right now* o_o
    DariShields: Argh.
    DariShields: GCM, use Toby!
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* slams his knee into Darien's head*
    pokemasterwriter: *Darien's nose breaks*
    DariShields: Owowowowowow.
    GeneChildMewtwo: Umm, sure. *calls out Toby, the Togetic*
    DariShields: Now get Toby to beat up *TPM Writer's Name2*!
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name2*, eat that Togetic with hunger for eggs!
    GeneChildMewtwo: o_o
    GeneChildMewtwo: *gets in the way*
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* slams GCM to the ground*
    DariShields: Hmmm...
    DariShields: Gene Child Mewtwo return.
    DariShields: Go Darien Shields.
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* eats togetic, the egg Pokemon*
    pokemasterwriter: WHHAAAT?
    DariShields: Shi, Shields!
    DariShields: *Darien releases his Safarii Pokemon*
    TheHeadlessMole: *cheers* go darien!
    GeneChildMewtwo: Togetic isn't an egg anymore...
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name2*, finish him fast! Break his will with an illogical
    argument!
    TheHeadlessMole: or *TPM Name Deleted*!
    TheHeadlessMole: whatever
    DariShields: Darien, have chansey use soft boiled!
    GeneChildMewtwo: But now he's *TPM Writer's Name2*'s lunch ;_;
    DariShields: Da, Shi, Ririri rien!
    DariShields: *Chansey heals Darien*
    pokemasterwriter: *Darien becomes dazed from the weird argument being
    given to him*
    DariShields: Darien, quick, ignorace!
    DariShields: *ignorance
    pokemasterwriter: Now, kick him again in the... place that should not be
    mentioned!
    DariShields: Now, use your ultimate attack, Arrogance!
    pokemasterwriter: *Darien falls to his knees from the pain*
    DariShields: Ni, ni, riiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeen!
    ("I'm Better than you")
    pokemasterwriter: Bite his ear off with angry brute attack!
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name2* sinks his teeth into Darien's left ear*
    DariShields: **TPM Writer's Name2* collapses, faced with the truth, he is far inferior to DS*
    pokemasterwriter: Rrggh...
    pokemasterwriter: Return, *TPM Writer's Name2*!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Go, *TPM Writer's Name3*!
    DariShields: Oh no!
    DariShields: Wait...
    DariShields: Use Criticism.
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* appears*
    pokemasterwriter: Destroy Darien with a crybaby attack!
    DariShields: Shields! Dar, rar, Shien!
    (Your mewtwo plots suck)
    DariShields: Rien, Dar, Dien!
    (Mewtwo can't reproduce)
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* sobs like a child, causing Darien to wince*
    DariShields: Now, use review!
    DariShields: *Darien makes a scathing review of WM part 2*
    Captain Pringle: alright guys, um, i'm gonna go do some stuff ^_^ ttyl
    TheHeadlessMole: *sheilds his ears*
    TheHeadlessMole: l8r CP
    GeneChildMewtwo: See you later!
    DariShields: Rarien! Dashien!
    (Your score: 9%)
    *** Captain Pringle has left the chat.
    pokemasterwriter: Now, beat his brains in with a eardrum shattering screech!
    pokemasterwriter: *screams at Darien*
    DariShields: **TPM Writer's Name3* is too sad to attack*
    pokemasterwriter: *Darien can no longer hear his trainer's commands*
    pokemasterwriter: Ha! Finish him with terrific tantrum blast!
    DariShields: No, Darien!
    DariShields: *Darien is asleep*
    DariShields: Oh no! His Lazy Trait!
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* opens his mouth and releases a powerful wave of
    energy*
    DariShields: ...
    DariShields: Her Mouth.
    DariShields: **TPM Writer's Name3* turns on her trainer*
    pokemasterwriter: *Darien gets blasted into a nearby wall*
    TheHeadlessMole: or does he
    DariShields: *Darien wakes up!*
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name3*, use apathy attack!
    DariShields: *Darien summoned May*
    DariShields: Dar, eni, Shields!
    (Use your Shiny Stantler)
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* whines deeply at May*
    DariShields: May summons a Shiny Stantler, and orders it to use Astonish.
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name3*, fight back with angered inferno!
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* shoots fire out of her hands at May*
    DariShields: *Stantler backflips and hits *TPM Writer's Name3* with his hind legs and horns*
    pokemasterwriter: *May collapses from the burns*
    DariShields: Shi, rields!
    pokemasterwriter: *TPM Writer's Name3*, hit Darien with everything you
    pokemasterwriter: 've got!
    DariShields: (Go Morgan)
    DariShields: *Morgan releases her Asanan*
    pokemasterwriter: One last angered inferno attack!
    DariShields: *Asanan trips *TPM Writer's Name3**
    pokemasterwriter: **TPM Writer's Name3* ignores all the other combatants and blasts Darien
    into unconsciousness*
    pokemasterwriter: Ha! You can't command your minions, because you're
    KNOCKED OUT!
    DariShields: Urk! Darien, return.
    pokemasterwriter: It looks like this match is mine!
    DariShields: Well, it was a good match.
    pokemasterwriter: You've used all your collectibles, plus yourself.
    DariShields: Here's the Dartopian Gym Badge.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: You fought admirably, Darien.
    pokemasterwriter: Thank you for the badge and a great battle.
    pokemasterwriter: *takes badge*
    DariShields: Is that the Pokewrit Darien, or the trainer?
    pokemasterwriter: That's the trainer, I believe.
    DariShields: Cool.
    pokemasterwriter: The Pokewrit got knocked out.
    TheHeadlessMole: hey, who ended up getting me?
    DariShields: Well, you're a good trainer too.
    TheHeadlessMole: i can't seem to recall
    DariShields: Uh, actually I think I still have jimm.
    DariShields: Damn, I should have used him.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: His Non-Sense attack woulda won for sure.
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    pokemasterwriter: But I knocked you out first, so you didn't have a chance.
    pokemasterwriter: Great match, anyway.
    DariShields: Yup, it was that.
    TheHeadlessMole: quite amusing, if I do say so myself
    TheHeadlessMole: I'm definitely using that
    TheHeadlessMole: I'll edit out the names, of course
    pokemasterwriter: So, are you going to copy this ENTIRE THING, jimm?
    pokemasterwriter: No, you can use my name.
    TheHeadlessMole: coolio
    pokemasterwriter: Just don't tell anyone who "pokemasterwriter" is.
    TheHeadlessMole: you haven't seen the fic, have you?
    TheHeadlessMole: the chapters are miserably long and tedious
    pokemasterwriter: Actually, I have.
    TheHeadlessMole: oh
    pokemasterwriter: I read the first chapter.
    TheHeadlessMole: wow, that's surprising
    pokemasterwriter: I can't believe that guy ended up adding you to his
    buddy list...
    TheHeadlessMole: yea, that was a bit of a shocker
    TheHeadlessMole: i believe we spoke again in a later chapter
    pokemasterwriter: Did it turn out okay, or did you fight to the death?
    TheHeadlessMole: I think he ended up blocking me, so I guess I died in
    the end
    pokemasterwriter: Oh. Well, better luck next time!
    pokemasterwriter: Oh, wait.
    pokemasterwriter: Is there a next time?
    pokemasterwriter: o_0
    TheHeadlessMole: well...
    TheHeadlessMole: who knows?
    TheHeadlessMole: maybe
    TheHeadlessMole: it's a mystery
    pokemasterwriter: btw, Jimm...
    pokemasterwriter: You'
    TheHeadlessMole: type-thing-maybe
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    GeneChildMewtwo: Well, for a mole with no head, I'd imagine death isn't
    too much of an obsticle.
    pokemasterwriter: You're still brown.
    TheHeadlessMole: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: All is lost
    TheHeadlessMole: the Brown has won
    pokemasterwriter: I couldn't imagine why you'd want to look like
    something swirling in the bowl of a toilet...
    pokemasterwriter: But that's a personal decision, I suppose.
    TheHeadlessMole: it is most certainly not
    TheHeadlessMole: AIM has betrayed me
    pokemasterwriter: Oh, so you're just naturally ugly?
    TheHeadlessMole: again
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: and yes I am
    pokemasterwriter: Well, I pity you.
    TheHeadlessMole: have a picture
    pokemasterwriter: At least you're not totally blinding like Darien.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: Sorry, the cat demanded more petting.
    TheHeadlessMole: now that's not nice
    DariShields: You can use my name too.
    pokemasterwriter: He looks like a cup full of urine, actually.
    TheHeadlessMole: coolio
    pokemasterwriter: Yellow doesn't look good on you.
    TheHeadlessMole: :-\
    GeneChildMewtwo: Someone seems to have exrement on the brain. =P
    DariShields: brb
    GeneChildMewtwo: *excrement
    pokemasterwriter: And words can't describe what GeneChildMewtwo looks like.
    pokemasterwriter: Well, nature is calling, after all.
    pokemasterwriter: I'm just ignoring it.
    GeneChildMewtwo: Which means I'm safe. o^_^o
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    GeneChildMewtwo: Well, you could pick up, and then hang up right away.
    GeneChildMewtwo: But that might make nature kinda angry.
    pokemasterwriter: But then nature would know that I'm home...
    GeneChildMewtwo: That's true.
    pokemasterwriter: It'd then call repeatedly, all night long.
    pokemasterwriter: Nature's a fickle thing.
    TheHeadlessMole: Nature is a cruel mistress
    TheHeadlessMole: or is that the Sea...?
    pokemasterwriter: It doesn't matter.
    TheHeadlessMole: you never can tell with Seas...
    TheHeadlessMole: or was that bees?
    TheHeadlessMole: oh well, I'll stop now regardless
    pokemasterwriter: Could it be trees?
    pokemasterwriter: Or howabout knees?
    pokemasterwriter: It could be fleas...
    TheHeadlessMole: it just may be one of these
    pokemasterwriter: Fleas that are on The Headless Mole!
    TheHeadlessMole: oh man
    TheHeadlessMole: I thought that was taken care of
    pokemasterwriter: It would help if you'd take a bath.
    pokemasterwriter: At least sometime this century.
    TheHeadlessMole: man, onece a year is about all I can handle
    pokemasterwriter: I can't even see your face, because you've got so many
    fleas!
    pokemasterwriter: ...Or is that your real face?
    TheHeadlessMole: I think they're interchangable
    pokemasterwriter: Works for me.
    pokemasterwriter: Dangit, Nature's not just calling any more...
    TheHeadlessMole: whatever works for you, works for me
    pokemasterwriter: It's on my doorstep!
    pokemasterwriter: Gaah!
    TheHeadlessMole: That can't be good
    pokemasterwriter: She's looking in the window...
    TheHeadlessMole: hide
    pokemasterwriter: *dives under table*
    GeneChildMewtwo: Duck under the table.
    GeneChildMewtwo: o_O
    TheHeadlessMole: wow
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: that's convenient
    pokemasterwriter: *hits head on table*
    pokemasterwriter: *screams in pain*
    pokemasterwriter: Oh no... she heard...
    TheHeadlessMole: uh-oh
    TheHeadlessMole: run
    TheHeadlessMole: RUN!!!!
    DariShields: Uh, okay...

    pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature jumps through window*
    DariShields: I'm back.
    pokemasterwriter: HEEEEEELLLPPPP!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol and hi
    pokemasterwriter: Oh, no! Darien's with her!
    pokemasterwriter: This is worse than I thought!
    DariShields: Yes, I'm brother nature.
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Gotta hide, gotta hide...
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: *crawls into fireplace*
    DariShields: You can hid, but you can't run.
    pokemasterwriter: *climbs up chimney*
    DariShields: Wait...
    DariShields: Reverse that.
    TheHeadlessMole: wrong way
    pokemasterwriter: Uh oh...
    pokemasterwriter: I'm stuck.
    DariShields: Well mother nature, I can't possible tell where he went.
    DariShields: Why don't we think of it, in front of a roasting warm fire, ay?
    pokemasterwriter: *sneezes from the soot*
    pokemasterwriter: *looks up*
    TheHeadlessMole: I can dig it
    GeneChildMewtwo: Isn't it too hot for a fire?
    pokemasterwriter: *mutters to self* I really hope that's not a wasp nest
    up there...
    DariShields: There's nothing better to think of where *TPM Name Censored* is than a
    roasting fire...
    TheHeadlessMole: It's never too hot for a fire
    pokemasterwriter: Oh no... Brother Nature's a pyromaniac!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: Maybe you should have just answered the call?
    GeneChildMewtwo: So, that's why there are all of those widlfires...
    TheHeadlessMole: no way
    pokemasterwriter: *squirms in chimney*
    pokemasterwriter: Okay... I've gotta get out of here...
    pokemasterwriter: *punches chimney wall*
    pokemasterwriter: Note: Chimney is made of brick/
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Owwwchh... *whimpers*
    TheHeadlessMole: she heard that one, too
    pokemasterwriter: Who?
    pokemasterwriter: No... you don't mean...
    TheHeadlessMole: why, Mother Nature
    TheHeadlessMole: of course
    pokemasterwriter: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: well
    pokemasterwriter: *tries to suffocate self*
    pokemasterwriter: Dangit... my arms are stuck!
    pokemasterwriter: I can't strangle myself!
    TheHeadlessMole: I can help
    pokemasterwriter: If only there was a noose...
    TheHeadlessMole: *lights fire
    TheHeadlessMole: *
    pokemasterwriter: *wasps drop noose to me*
    pokemasterwriter: Well, that was convenient.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: *wraps head in noose*
    TheHeadlessMole: yees indeed it was
    pokemasterwriter: *lets himself fall*
    TheHeadlessMole: WAIT! NOOOO!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: saves *TPM Name Censored*
    pokemasterwriter: *head slides out of noose*
    TheHeadlessMole: suicide is not the answer!
    TheHeadlessMole: There is another way!
    pokemasterwriter: *crashes into chimney and burning fire*
    TheHeadlessMole: oops
    TheHeadlessMole: sorry bout that
    pokemasterwriter: Murder would always work, yes...
    pokemasterwriter: *stares timidly at Mother and Brother Nature*
    TheHeadlessMole: yes, the only thing better than suicide is homicide
    pokemasterwriter: *cell phone rings*
    pokemasterwriter: Yes, who is it?
    TheHeadlessMole: Looks like Brother Nature got a call from his mom
    pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature yells at pokemasterwriter* Use the
    bathroom before your bladder explodes, you idiot!!
    DariShields: This is getting a little confusing.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: No, the call is to me.
    pokemasterwriter: Not to Brother Nature.
    TheHeadlessMole: I know
    TheHeadlessMole: I was referring to BN's mysterious absence
    pokemasterwriter: *bladder explodes*
    TheHeadlessMole: uh oh
    pokemasterwriter: EEEYYYAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: that can't be good either
    pokemasterwriter: *cries*
    pokemasterwriter: Oooh... it hurts... it hurts...
    DariShields: Go to the toilet!
    pokemasterwriter: *staggers off in pain*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Must... find... toilet...
    pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature comes up behind pokemasterwriter*
    TheHeadlessMole: Hurry!
    pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature kicks him in a place that should not be
    mentioned*
    pokemasterwriter: GAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: *falls to ground unconscious*
    TheHeadlessMole: one has to wonder if you're even capable of using a
    bathroom anymore
    pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature drags limp body to driveway*
    TheHeadlessMole: no bladder, unmentionable-place-kicks
    pokemasterwriter: *Mother Nature runs massive truck over
    pokemasterwriter's body*
    TheHeadlessMole: the list gets ever longer
    pokemasterwriter: *Brother Nature comes back*
    TheHeadlessMole: uh oh
    TheHeadlessMole: Brother Nature's turned on me
    pokemasterwriter: BN: Say, are we gonna have a barbecue today?
    pokemasterwriter: MN: Of course!
    pokemasterwriter: BN: So why don't we use this roadkill?
    TheHeadlessMole: Say, I'm up for a barbeque
    TheHeadlessMole: I'll get the fixin's
    pokemasterwriter: *BN puts limp, crushed body on grill*
    pokemasterwriter: *pours twelve bottle of lighter fluid into said grill*
    pokemasterwriter: *lights match*
    TheHeadlessMole: Hey guys, you're out of steak sau--
    TheHeadlessMole: Oh crap
    pokemasterwriter: *grill explodes, scattering little pieces of
    pokemasterwriter all over the yard*
    TheHeadlessMole: Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?
    TheHeadlessMole: *grabs stick*
    TheHeadlessMole: shishkebab!
    pokemasterwriter: MN walks over to remains of pokemasterwriter*
    pokemasterwriter: *grabs stick*
    DariShields: Um, okay, can we get back to business, perhaps?
    pokemasterwriter: *skewers pokemasterwriter's eyes*
    pokemasterwriter: But I'm dead!
    TheHeadlessMole: Or are you?
    pokemasterwriter: I can't get back to business now!
    pokemasterwriter: *gasps*
    TheHeadlessMole: *Resurrects pokemasterwriter*
    TheHeadlessMole: You're forgetting that I'm a magical little man
    pokemasterwriter: Wait! My finger across the lawn is trembling!
    pokemasterwriter: *hand walks across lawn towards face*
    pokemasterwriter: *head speaks*
    pokemasterwriter: Well, you did a great job of that, Jimm... YUp...
    TheHeadlessMole: *hand slaps face for speaking out of turn*
    pokemasterwriter: Except for the fact that I'm IN MILLIONS OF LITTLE
    PIECES!!
    TheHeadlessMole: Oh
    pokemasterwriter: *cries* OW!
    TheHeadlessMole: Sorry bout that
    pokemasterwriter: You forget that I suffered severe burns as well...
    TheHeadlessMole: uh... I can put you in a box, if that'll help
    TheHeadlessMole: and fill the box with water...
    pokemasterwriter: Why don't you just flush me down a toilet?
    GeneChildMewtwo: I think you need a higher level ressurection spell. Or
    duct tape.
    DariShields: Anyway, so we're all in favour of the thing for the fic?
    pokemasterwriter: That's what I was trying to get to, anyway.
    pokemasterwriter: *face speaks*
    TheHeadlessMole: what thing?
    DariShields: A trainer who's infected with a sort of dark virus, and
    they're also linked to their pokemon?
    TheHeadlessMole: yes
    TheHeadlessMole: but not their pokemon
    DariShields: How about...
    pokemasterwriter: Well, I still think it should be the writers who
    decide it.
    TheHeadlessMole: a pokemon they know nothing of
    pokemasterwriter: But I'll go with it...
    GeneChildMewtwo: It might be a Pokemon that doesn't like them...
    TheHeadlessMole: but may find eventually
    DariShields: The more their pokemon feels pain, the more the infection
    advances.
    pokemasterwriter: since I can't be you up now that I'm SHREDDED!
    TheHeadlessMole: it's up to the writers
    TheHeadlessMole: I like that idea
    pokemasterwriter: *beat
    DariShields: (so when it battles they get more and more eeeevil)
    TheHeadlessMole: *not the shredding, the other part about the infection*
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, everyone, calm down.
    DariShields: And also as th e infection advances, they become more
    interlinked.
    TheHeadlessMole: So... do you want the box or not?
    TheHeadlessMole: And yes, that's good as well
    pokemasterwriter: I think what we need to ask, first off, is the
    question we've been trying to ask for... let's see.. five hours...
    DariShields: Should we choose the pokemon, or leave it up to the writer?
    pokemasterwriter: Or leave the twist entirely up to the writer?
    TheHeadlessMole: Well, I'm fine with leaving the Pokémon up to the writer
    TheHeadlessMole: but I think as an added little twist, it should be a
    good, light pokemon
    TheHeadlessMole: one that you wouldn't expect to be linked to something
    so evil
    pokemasterwriter: Excuse me. Nature calls... again.
    TheHeadlessMole: what is it with you and nature
    TheHeadlessMole: are you... like... ex lovers or something?
    GeneChildMewtwo: *TPM Name Deleted* to daishizen wa koibito to omou. o^_^o
    pokemasterwriter: No, no.
    DariShields: I think we should put a 5000 word minimum on the chapters.
    TheHeadlessMole: if only I knew what that meant
    pokemasterwriter: Mother Nature just gives me prank calls from time to time.
    DariShields: (That's about ten pages, I believe)
    TheHeadlessMole: 10 pages is good
    pokemasterwriter: Something like that.
    pokemasterwriter: That'd be about right.
    GeneChildMewtwo: (I think that *TPM Name Deleted* and Mother Nature are lovers.)
    TheHeadlessMole: Oh
    TheHeadlessMole: works for me then
    GeneChildMewtwo: And, that length sounds pretty good.
    pokemasterwriter: *smacks GCM*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DariShields: You een't a judge.
    pokemasterwriter: Don't give away my secret!
    DariShields: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Is "een't" a word?
    TheHeadlessMole: it could be
    TheHeadlessMole: in the future
    pokemasterwriter: What does it mean?
    pokemasterwriter: ee not?
    TheHeadlessMole: yes, it does
    GeneChildMewtwo: Oops. o^_^o
    pokemasterwriter: o_0
    TheHeadlessMole: don't steal my ex-name
    TheHeadlessMole: thief
    pokemasterwriter: What do you mean?
    pokemasterwriter: I didn't steal no name!
    TheHeadlessMole: for 2002/03 my name on the boards was o_0
    pokemasterwriter: o_0
    TheHeadlessMole: and that's why my site is called FreakyFace
    TheHeadlessMole: that's a freaky face
    TheHeadlessMole: brb
    pokemasterwriter: o_0;;
    pokemasterwriter: Okay... so, once again...
    pokemasterwriter: Who's going to decide on the twist?
    pokemasterwriter: Us, the writers, or both?
    DariShields: I thought we already decided on the twist?
    pokemasterwriter: But we haven't even talked to the other two judges yet...
    GeneChildMewtwo: But, does that mean they are limtied to what you guys
    decided on?
    GeneChildMewtwo: And that.
    DariShields: Yes, and yes.
    DariShields: So we need to see their opinions.
    pokemasterwriter: Which I will PM to you.
    DariShields: And this is basicly our stipulation:
    pokemasterwriter: (Not IM, PM.)
    DariShields: It must be a trainer fic, and it must have this 'twist'
    from the start.
    TheHeadlessMole: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: well, pitch our twist idea to them to see what they
    think, too
    pokemasterwriter: So our idea is...
    TheHeadlessMole: the thing...
    pokemasterwriter: (basically)
    TheHeadlessMole: about the infection...
    TheHeadlessMole: and the pokelink...
    TheHeadlessMole: it's all in there somewhere
    pokemasterwriter: (not a super-long explanation)
    DariShields: Incidentally, later on in the fic (after two or three
    cycles of the writers) we'll have a "twist" competition, for a new plot
    twist.
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, so... the character has a link to some Pokemon
    out there...
    pokemasterwriter: And what about the virus, again?
    DariShields: We'll leave it up to the writers to decide how this link
    came about.
    DariShields: Okay, for the last time.#
    TheHeadlessMole: Yes, and the character feels all the pain the pokemon
    feels at all the wrong times
    TheHeadlessMole: and I'll let darien talk bout the infection
    DariShields: The main character is linked to a dark type pokemon.
    DariShields: The link is like a virus.
    DariShields: As the pokemon feels pain the virus creeps further through
    the character (it should also, incidentally, have a physical
    representation, like a growing dark blemish on their skin.)
    DariShields: And the more infected they are, the more they are linked
    with the pokemon.
    DariShields: Their feelings and thoughts blend together.
    DariShields: The pokemon's evil nature bleeds into the trainer.
    TheHeadlessMole: that infection reminds me of that movie
    TheHeadlessMole: Princess Mononoke
    TheHeadlessMole: you ever see that?
    DariShields: And unless they can win the pokemon league to either get a
    bunch of cash, or maybe a "light stone", they go evil.
    DariShields: Yeah, got it on video.
    TheHeadlessMole: good flick
    DariShields: I love studio ghibli.
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: midnight express or whatever the one was with the
    freaky mask guy and the train was good, too
    DariShields: lol
    DariShields: "Spirited Away"?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: watever it was, i havent seen it in a while
    DariShields: Midnight Express... hahahaha.
    DariShields: My Neighbour Totoro is excellent.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol im a confused little manchiled
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, I got all that down.
    TheHeadlessMole: I've heard of that
    DariShields: But my favourite is "Kiki's Delivery Service".
    TheHeadlessMole: never seen it
    TheHeadlessMole: havent seen those two
    pokemasterwriter: I've gotta go now, but I'll talk to Ada and Tara
    tonight (or at least I'll try to).
    TheHeadlessMole: I've heard good things, though
    TheHeadlessMole: l8r dude
    GeneChildMewtwo: See you later!
    pokemasterwriter: I'll see you guys later.
    pokemasterwriter: *waves*\
    *** pokemasterwriter has left the chat.
    TheHeadlessMole: *waves back*
    TheHeadlessMole: oh well
    TheHeadlessMole: actually, I have to go, too
    TheHeadlessMole: so Darien, can you copy this whole conversation?
    DariShields: Oh, bye.
    DariShields: Oh, yeah.
    TheHeadlessMole: thanks
    DariShields: You want me to PM you with it?
    TheHeadlessMole: if you could email it, that'd be cool
    TheHeadlessMole: headbone@dorkasaur.com
    DariShields: Address?
    DariShields: Cool.
    *** TheHeadlessMole has left the chat.
    TheHeadlessMole: thanks, and l8r
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
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    You know, now that I look back at this, there were about twelve different things that gave away my identity. ^^;;; Yes, I was pokemasterwriter, I admit it. I'm free to come out and say it now, since everyone else's names were censored.

    And Jimm, that was the best chat ever. Let's do it again sometime!
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    I'd like to be in it next time. It would be interesting. And if Darien doesn't read my fic because it's in English, he should at least give it a chance. If he wasn't thinking of me then it's fine.

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    No, he wasnt talking about you, LV. He was commenting more on writers who... aren't quite as skilled with English grammar. That's why he said that they should write in another language, because they're (in his opinion) not very skilled at using English properly.
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    Jimm! You left in all the references! I mean, how many people won that commedy awar and are rubbish fics? How many people wrote fics with the initials "WM"?!

    Oh well, I suppose it's not that big a deal. The Pokewrits I used were in the convo. Its Pokemasterwriter who's in it now.

    P.S. Yeah, if you can write English well, I have no problem with you writing English fics. Actually I always thought you were English or something ^_^;
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    Plenty of people have been nominated for the comedy award. Unfortunately, I haven't been one of them.

    Also, plenty of people write bad fics, and I'm sure there's been more than one fic with the name WM.

    But yeh, I was wondering if I should take the references out, but it just seemed like a lot of trouble to go through for something that I assumed not many people were going to read anyway.

    If any of the writers mentioned knows it was them and has a problem with any of it, I will remove it. So contact me if you have any problems with it. Cool.

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    Wow, I totally had this convo ages ago and completely forgot to post it. So... here. It's amusing.

    TheHeadlessMole: hey


    Auto response from pokemasterwriter: I am away
    from my computer right now.



    TheHeadlessMole: LIES
    pokemasterwriter: Sorry; forgot to turn that off.
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    pokemasterwriter: What's up, Jimm?
    TheHeadlessMole: hey, did you ever get your
    Prize?
    TheHeadlessMole: you never confirmed that
    PM
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah, I did.
    pokemasterwriter: I just got speakers the other day...
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    pokemasterwriter: I'll watch it now, if that's alright.
    TheHeadlessMole: alrighty
    pokemasterwriter: ...
    TheHeadlessMole: ...?
    pokemasterwriter: "www.freakyface.cjb.ent could not
    be found. Please check the name and try again."
    TheHeadlessMole: oh sorry
    TheHeadlessMole: typo
    pokemasterwriter: No prob.
    TheHeadlessMole:
    www.freakyface.cjb.net/Special.swf
    pokemasterwriter: Heh.
    pokemasterwriter: I'm trying to figure out what you're
    saying when the mouth falls off...
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: I've made out, "You
    thought........person was gay."
    pokemasterwriter: I don't know the rest.
    TheHeadlessMole: "You suck. This cartoon is
    gay"
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Nice.
    TheHeadlessMole: thanx
    TheHeadlessMole: I'm lucky you're the only
    person who responded to that
    pokemasterwriter: :-D
    TheHeadlessMole: although I suppose
    customizing it would be a snap
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: I like the little Pikachu that jumped
    onto the screen.
    pokemasterwriter: Nicely done.
    TheHeadlessMole: thanks
    pokemasterwriter: btw, about Last Comic Standing...
    pokemasterwriter: I watched the first two episodes of
    season 2...
    pokemasterwriter: But the way the judging was revealed
    in the second one kinda made me lose my interest.
    TheHeadlessMole: how do you mean?
    pokemasterwriter: It was fairly obvious that the
    non-comics were just trying to get people that would clash
    in the house.
    pokemasterwriter: ...
    pokemasterwriter: You don't remember?
    TheHeadlessMole: was that the one where
    drew carrey got all pissed?
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Along with the others.
    TheHeadlessMole: I thought that one was
    kinda gay myself
    pokemasterwriter: Well, the episode wasn't the only
    thing that was gay.
    TheHeadlessMole: but after that one
    [although some of the comics sucked
    because of it] the viewers chose all the
    winners, so
    TheHeadlessMole: I voted lots
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah, they say the viewers chose
    everyone.
    pokemasterwriter: I believe that.
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Uh-huh.
    pokemasterwriter: Suuuuuure.
    TheHeadlessMole: yeah, I kinda got...
    questiony... of that as well
    TheHeadlessMole: but it's fun to believe
    pokemasterwriter: I'd rather vote in the Presidential
    election, where I know my vote won't make any
    difference!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: season 3 is good though
    pokemasterwriter: I live in Oklahoma, which is pretty
    pro-Bush.
    pokemasterwriter: ...
    pokemasterwriter: They've started season three?
    TheHeadlessMole: yeh
    TheHeadlessMole: season one versus season
    two
    pokemasterwriter: *rolls eyes*
    TheHeadlessMole: it's been going on for a
    couple weeks now
    TheHeadlessMole: Todd Glass/Gary
    Gulman/Dave Mordal should win
    pokemasterwriter: Season one vs. season two...
    TheHeadlessMole: Gary is sooo funny
    TheHeadlessMole: he talks about cookies
    pokemasterwriter: Cookies...
    pokemasterwriter: ...
    TheHeadlessMole: he reallylikes cookies
    pokemasterwriter: I'm guessing that has some meaning
    that I wouldn't normally think of.
    TheHeadlessMole: nope
    TheHeadlessMole: just Oreos and Fig
    Newtons and Sugar Cookies
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Guy in bar: Ooh... I like yo' cookies!
    TheHeadlessMole: according to Jay Mohr
    he's "the world's biggest keebler elf"
    pokemasterwriter: I don't think I have to explain that any
    further.
    TheHeadlessMole: at 6'7''
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Or, some crazy guy might say...
    pokemasterwriter: Crazy guy: "Oh, I've got lots of
    cookies on my computer."
    pokemasterwriter: "Porn, porn, porn, porn... porn
    books... porn... porn..."
    pokemasterwriter: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Note: Never tell your parents I said
    that in a chat with you.
    pokemasterwriter: I do not want to be attacked by mad
    villagers with torches.
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    pokemasterwriter: ("Mad" can have a few different
    meanings, there...)
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: I'm thinking of writing
    some new chapters of Hiro for the
    upcoming awards
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: I'm thinking of writing one new
    chapter by the time the awards start...
    pokemasterwriter: btw...
    pokemasterwriter: Question.
    TheHeadlessMole: fire away
    pokemasterwriter: I asked the mods what they're doing
    about the trivia game.
    TheHeadlessMole: i saw that
    pokemasterwriter: If they don't want to run it, I've said
    that I will.
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
    TheHeadlessMole: yep
    pokemasterwriter: Well, would you participate?
    TheHeadlessMole: gladly
    pokemasterwriter: Because it will happen.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol sweet
    pokemasterwriter: Either the mods will do it, someone
    else will jump in, or I'll do it.
    pokemasterwriter: I figure it's a great way to bring some
    life back to Fanfic.
    TheHeadlessMole: sounds like a solid game
    plan
    pokemasterwriter: Thanks.
    pokemasterwriter: I've just grown tired of waiting for
    something I don't think will happen.
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    TheHeadlessMole: I know the feeling
    pokemasterwriter: If you want something done right,
    you've gotta do it yourself.
    pokemasterwriter: ...Right?
    TheHeadlessMole: precisely
    TheHeadlessMole: that's why I started making
    flash toons
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah, that was cool.
    TheHeadlessMole: thanks
    pokemasterwriter: I'm waiting for Gavin's response,
    mostly, because he was the one who originally posted the
    idea.
    TheHeadlessMole: yeah
    pokemasterwriter: I had thought of it, too...
    pokemasterwriter: But I was hesitant to post it.
    pokemasterwriter: Gotta give him credit for standing up
    with the idea.
    pokemasterwriter: Y'know, Gavin's been a bit more
    active since his modding.
    TheHeadlessMole: Well, one person's
    hesitation is another person's... non...
    hesi...ta...tion
    pokemasterwriter: Heh.
    TheHeadlessMole: yes, I think it's an
    improvement
    TheHeadlessMole: hey, will you let me know
    what you think of this theme song
    TheHeadlessMole: I'm trying to get as much
    feedback as possible
    pokemasterwriter: Hey, that's pretty good!
    TheHeadlessMole: thanks
    pokemasterwriter: I like the theme...
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: "Peanut butter and jelly".
    TheHeadlessMole: most ppl do
    TheHeadlessMole: ah, the buckwheat boys
    pokemasterwriter: I don't think that's ever been used
    before.
    TheHeadlessMole: what would we do without
    you?
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Makes you stand out well.
    TheHeadlessMole: nope, I'm the first
    pokemasterwriter: One thing, though...
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    pokemasterwriter: About the flash animation...
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    pokemasterwriter: I think you should show everyone as
    cartoon characters.
    TheHeadlessMole: meh
    pokemasterwriter: That would make it better, I think.
    pokemasterwriter: Rather than just having photos of
    some of them.
    TheHeadlessMole: I actually do draw the
    people in the actual episode, but it was
    just so much easier when I was making that
    to get photoz
    pokemasterwriter: I see.
    TheHeadlessMole: in the scene where it zooms
    in on me and steve, the other kid is
    Brummet
    TheHeadlessMole: I just traced over his face
    TheHeadlessMole: with a lot less detail, of
    course
    TheHeadlessMole: that's why his head's so
    big
    pokemasterwriter: :-)
    TheHeadlessMole: Actually, before my
    computer crashed [again, -_-'] I had
    animated a great scene where I say we're
    going to Australia, and while Steve
    denounces Australia Brummet nods so
    much his head pops of
    TheHeadlessMole: it was really well drawn,
    but I lost it :-(
    pokemasterwriter: That's a shame.
    TheHeadlessMole: meh
    TheHeadlessMole: I'll think of something
    better, I'm sure
    pokemasterwriter: I'm watching your flash movies right
    now.
    TheHeadlessMole: kool
    pokemasterwriter: It's sad when you can't animate
    mouths.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: that was the first movie I
    made
    TheHeadlessMole: and while making it I
    discovered the magic of keyframes
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: XD
    pokemasterwriter: Now I'm reading the comics.
    pokemasterwriter: Yours, I mean.
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    TheHeadlessMole: cool
    TheHeadlessMole: actually, there's another
    movie that's not on the list there
    TheHeadlessMole: it's kidna like yours in that it's
    just me talking and being generally horrible
    pokemasterwriter: I'll check it out now.
    TheHeadlessMole: k00l
    pokemasterwriter: You know, if you're fatally wounded,
    you would die...
    pokemasterwriter: Dying kinda covers that.
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: well, you know how it is
    pokemasterwriter: Yeah.
    pokemasterwriter: ...?
    pokemasterwriter: I'm back to reading comics...
    TheHeadlessMole: that's pretty much all I've
    got
    TheHeadlessMole: cool
    TheHeadlessMole: I haven't updated the
    comics in probably 2 months
    TheHeadlessMole: i should probably get a
    scanner if I'm going into the webcomic
    business
    pokemasterwriter: You should also probably... er...
    pokemasterwriter: *bites tongue*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: *tongue bleeds*
    pokemasterwriter: *profusely*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: that can't be good
    pokemasterwriter: *very profusely*
    TheHeadlessMole: that, too, is not good
    pokemasterwriter: *so profusely, in fact, that...*
    pokemasterwriter: *uh...*
    pokemasterwriter: *er...
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: *I... can't think of anything...*
    pokemasterwriter: *Oh, it's just bleeding profusely!*
    pokemasterwriter: *...*
    TheHeadlessMole: works for me lol
    pokemasterwriter: *And we're back where we
    started...*
    pokemasterwriter: *DAMMIT!*
    TheHeadlessMole: MUAHAHAHAHA
    pokemasterwriter: (This show of idiotic narration has
    been brought to you by mr_pikachu.)
    pokemasterwriter: (If you want the torture to stop...)
    pokemasterwriter: (Well, that's just too damn bad, isn't
    it?)
    pokemasterwriter: (Wait...)
    TheHeadlessMole: yes, I suppose it is
    pokemasterwriter: (In the torture, I get tortured...)
    TheHeadlessMole: ?!?!?
    pokemasterwriter: (...)
    pokemasterwriter: (DAMMIT!)
    pokemasterwriter: (This is not working.)
    TheHeadlessMole: hahaha I have triumphed
    again!
    pokemasterwriter: (*Throws monitor out of window*)
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: (*Notices still-functioning computer*)
    pokemasterwriter: (Oh shiut..,.)
    TheHeadlessMole: rofl
    pokemasterwriter: (Crapp..... now I hav to type wihout
    sing what Im typig...)
    pokemasterwriter: (*Tis sucs.)
    TheHeadlessMole: hmmm
    pokemasterwriter: *thros keyboar ot of winow*
    TheHeadlessMole: I think you might--oh, wait,
    you can't see this, can you?
    TheHeadlessMole: damn
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: *clics litle butons wh moose*
    pokemasterwriter: *I m an idot*
    TheHeadlessMole: i agree
    pokemasterwriter: *trow moosse outt o indw*
    TheHeadlessMole: now you're screwed
    pokemasterwriter: *px u mcropne*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: *uss vice-rcogntion prgrem*
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    TheHeadlessMole: soo...
    pokemasterwriter: Eye hat diss cap pee come poo tour
    TheHeadlessMole: yes...
    TheHeadlessMole: i... see...
    pokemasterwriter: Diss as tear I bull.
    TheHeadlessMole: I agree
    pokemasterwriter: U peace if shoot!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Eye wheel call U.
    pokemasterwriter: New!
    pokemasterwriter: Dam at!
    TheHeadlessMole: roflmao
    pokemasterwriter: Eye we'll cell yo!
    TheHeadlessMole: YEA
    TheHeadlessMole: go space-age technology!
    pokemasterwriter: The peace if crepe!
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    pokemasterwriter: U whell pee four tis!
    TheHeadlessMole: lololol
    pokemasterwriter: Eye wall born you're hose dean!
    TheHeadlessMole: oo-
    pokemasterwriter: *pun cheese peace oof sheet*
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    pokemasterwriter: *tours of ma sheen*
    pokemasterwriter: Day!
    TheHeadlessMole: uh oh
    TheHeadlessMole: where'd he go?
    pokemasterwriter: Dee, doom ate!
    pokemasterwriter: Dam nay shun!
    TheHeadlessMole: :-P
    pokemasterwriter: *sin sored*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: hey lemme ask your
    advice?
    pokemasterwriter: Eye wool call you *sin sword*
    *scene sored*
    pokemasterwriter: *soaps*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    pokemasterwriter: Shoot up!
    pokemasterwriter: Pout diss one they heed lease mule
    fake!
    pokemasterwriter: Hell oh?
    TheHeadlessMole: sorry, I'm lost now
    pokemasterwriter: Eat eh out!
    TheHeadlessMole: uh...
    pokemasterwriter: ...
    pokemasterwriter: *says*
    TheHeadlessMole: ell oh ell
    pokemasterwriter: o cay, eel eeks plane at!
    TheHeadlessMole: ok, shoot
    TheHeadlessMole: actually, I have to go now
    TheHeadlessMole: would you mind if I
    included some o this in mah story
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    TheHeadlessMole: AIMfic
    TheHeadlessMole: well anywho, I gots to go
    [dam parent], so I'll katch ye lateh!
    pokemasterwriter: (Oh shiut..,.)
    (Crapp..... now I hav to type wihout sing what Im typig...)
    (*Tis sucs.)
    *thros keyboar ot of winow*
    *clics litle butons wh moose*
    *I m an idot*
    *trow moosse outt o indw*
    *px u mcropne*
    *uss vice-rcogntion prgrem*
    Eye hat diss cap pee come poo tour
    Diss as tear I bull.
    U peace if shoot!
    Eye wheel call U.
    New!
    Dam at!
    Eye we'll cell yo!
    The peace if crepe!
    U whell pee four tis!
    Eye wall born you're hose dean!
    *pun cheese peace oof sheet*
    *tours of ma sheen*
    Day!
    Dee, doom ate!
    *sin sored*
    Eye wool call you *sin sword* *scene sored*
    Shoot up!
    Pout diss one they heed lease mule fake!
    Hell oh?
    Eat eh out!
    ...
    *says*
    o cay, eel eeks plane at!
    pokemasterwriter: Equals:
    pokemasterwriter: (Oh shit...)
    (Crap... now I have to type without seeing what I'm
    typing...)
    pokemasterwriter: (This sucks.)
    pokemasterwriter: *throws keyboard out of window*
    pokemasterwriter: *clicks little buttons with mouse*
    TheHeadlessMole: I got it all up until the
    tours of ma sheen
    pokemasterwriter: *I am an idiot*
    pokemasterwriter: *throws mouse out of window*
    TheHeadlessMole: and then I just kinda got
    lost
    pokemasterwriter: *picks up microphone*
    pokemasterwriter: *uses voice-recognition program*
    pokemasterwriter: I hate this crappy computer.
    pokemasterwriter: This is terrible
    pokemasterwriter: You piece of shit!
    pokemasterwriter: I will kill you.
    pokemasterwriter: No!
    pokemasterwriter: Damn it!
    pokemasterwriter: The piece of crap!
    pokemasterwriter: You will pay for this!
    pokemasterwriter: I will burn your house down!
    pokemasterwriter: *punches piece of shit*
    pokemasterwriter: *turns off machine*
    pokemasterwriter: Die!
    pokemasterwriter: Die, damn it!
    TheHeadlessMole: ah
    TheHeadlessMole: i see
    pokemasterwriter: *censored*
    pokemasterwriter: I will kill you *censored* *censored*
    pokemasterwriter: Shut up!
    pokemasterwriter: Put this on the Headless Mole fic!
    pokemasterwriter: Hello?
    pokemasterwriter: Idiot!
    pokemasterwriter: ...
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    pokemasterwriter: *sighs*
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, I'll explain it!
    TheHeadlessMole: sweet
    pokemasterwriter: ...And that's where we left off.
    pokemasterwriter: Got it?
    TheHeadlessMole: yes
    pokemasterwriter: Good.
    pokemasterwriter: Now, as I said...
    TheHeadlessMole: and now I must unfortunately
    leave due to me not having my own internet
    access
    TheHeadlessMole: :-(
    pokemasterwriter: Okay, that's fine.
    TheHeadlessMole: lata
    TheHeadlessMole: r
    pokemasterwriter: Just remember to post this on your fic!
    pokemasterwriter: *waves*
    TheHeadlessMole: you gots it


    o_0
    jimm
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  18. #18

    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    New chapter, couple days old and missing one of the convos, but still somewhat decent.

    HA!!!

    All appearing in order of... starting... ness.

    CHAPTER: *a number*

    TheHeadlessMole: u watchin teh skateboardin debate?
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    TheHeadlessMole: channel 16 dawg
    kervinerven: Crapoids
    kervinerven: I dont have that channel
    TheHeadlessMole: ooh
    TheHeadlessMole: that sux
    kervinerven: how is the debate goin?
    TheHeadlessMole: wonderful
    TheHeadlessMole: nobody has come to say anythin against us in like an hour
    kervinerven: ok so thats good
    TheHeadlessMole: theres like a billion kids in the audience
    TheHeadlessMole: they're all talkin
    kervinerven: all skateboarders?
    TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
    kervinerven: notice anybody?
    kervinerven: matt might even bee there
    TheHeadlessMole: nah
    TheHeadlessMole: saw a kid that looked like matt
    TheHeadlessMole: but i don't kno if its him
    TheHeadlessMole: hes sittin behind someone's chair
    kervinerven: ooh
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    kervinerven: u think he is or is he?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: g2g
    TheHeadlessMole: l8r
    kervinerven: cya'


    *before this, I talked to Jay and then he left and his brother came on. His brother told me to go away, I said no, an argument ensued, and then I closed the window. This happened afterwards*

    Jayguy00: y am i talking to u
    TheHeadlessMole: i have no idea
    Jayguy00: then leave and never show your cyber ass around these parts again
    TheHeadlessMole: *tucks his tail between his legs and runs*
    Jayguy00: i'm all and powerful!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: cowers in fear of tha POWAAAAA
    Jayguy00: go cross the canadian border
    TheHeadlessMole: oh I'm already up here
    Jayguy00: them go to mexico
    TheHeadlessMole: boooo
    Jayguy00: racest basterd
    TheHeadlessMole: mexico has those damn illegal american immigrants takin all the jobs
    Jayguy00: what about thoes DAMN candians
    TheHeadlessMole: well, we have to blame them, of course
    Jayguy00: ya they invented the moose
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: and then it migrated down here to NH
    TheHeadlessMole: now we're infested with 'em
    Jayguy00: stuped moose there related to the skatebord
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: and those damn skateboards
    TheHeadlessMole: always crashin into cars and hurtin them
    Jayguy00: ya with there 4 weels and stuff
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: 3 is enough!
    Jayguy00: is this Jimbo
    TheHeadlessMole: why yes it is, my good man
    Jayguy00: alite
    Jayguy00: is your hair still poofaly
    Jayguy00: answer me!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: sorta
    TheHeadlessMole: my dad made me cut it
    TheHeadlessMole: but its growin back
    Jayguy00: what does that mean
    TheHeadlessMole: it's about half as long as it used to be
    Jayguy00: oh
    Jayguy00: gerbiles
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: they're foozy
    Jayguy00: and how bout them hocky players
    TheHeadlessMole: totally uncool
    Jayguy00: the game
    Jayguy00: is uncool
    TheHeadlessMole: pshaw to the game
    TheHeadlessMole: that's what I say
    Jayguy00: here-e here-e to thar ma man (YOU CAN FIND STUFF IN THE FLOWERS)
    TheHeadlessMole: AHHHH!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: MAKE IT STOP!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: by the way, do you want the latest chapters of that?
    TheHeadlessMole: I don't know if you have them or not
    Jayguy00: NO JAY DOSENT HAVE THEM
    Jayguy00: JUST SEND THE WHOLE STORY
    TheHeadlessMole: okay
    TheHeadlessMole: what's the email address?
    Jayguy00: and $5 million if you ever want to know what is in thoes damn flowers
    TheHeadlessMole: hah
    Jayguy00: jayguy00@aol.com
    TheHeadlessMole: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: I'll send it to you soon
    Jayguy00: arrrr im a pirate > an angry pirate
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Jayguy00: :'(thats soooooo nice
    TheHeadlessMole: o_0
    Jayguy00: how dare you, you made me cry
    Jayguy00: oh well i must go now
    TheHeadlessMole: altrighty then
    TheHeadlessMole: catch ya later dawgzzzzzzzzz
    Jayguy00: but not until i have found the true meaning of the cosmofutilescantode and fully erect every single atom in side of i then i will shove it up your ass burn you and pee-pee on the ashes
    Jayguy00: damn i make good speches
    TheHeadlessMole: u do
    TheHeadlessMole: that was very moving
    Jayguy00: THANKS
    Jayguy00: jimMbOOOOOO Jay loves you this
    (L-----------O------------V----------E)
    MUCH
    TheHeadlessMole: im frightened
    Jayguy00: YOU SHOUD BE. YOU SHOUD BE!!!! RUN , RUN AS FAST AS U CAN BE FOR THAT BLASTED MAN GETS U AY
    TheHeadlessMole: o dear
    TheHeadlessMole: *runs*
    Jayguy00 signed off at 9:10:20 PM.




    TheIMnameOfMax: YO JIMM!
    TheHeadlessMole: WADDUP
    TheHeadlessMole: u watchin teh debate?
    TheIMnameOfMax: no
    TheIMnameOfMax: i am eating a cupcake tho
    TheHeadlessMole: u should watch the debate
    TheHeadlessMole: theres like a million skateboarders there speaking
    TheIMnameOfMax: wut chanel?
    TheHeadlessMole: 16
    TheHeadlessMole: teh public access channel
    TheIMnameOfMax: cool
    TheIMnameOfMax: GO THAT GUY!
    TheIMnameOfMax: YAY FOR THE FAT COOL GUY!
    TheIMnameOfMax: iv been in that room
    TheHeadlessMole: that guy sucks
    TheHeadlessMole: hes arguing against us
    TheHeadlessMole: dumbass
    TheIMnameOfMax: he is?
    TheIMnameOfMax: BOO THE FAT UGLY GUY!
    TheIMnameOfMax: cough cough
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    TheIMnameOfMax: ugh... saftey
    TheIMnameOfMax: cough cough cough
    TheIMnameOfMax: cough some more
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    TheIMnameOfMax: SOMBODY SHUT THAT GUY WHO IS COUGHING UP!
    TheIMnameOfMax: g that kid
    TheIMnameOfMax: thats the same arguemenet i used on my mom
    TheIMnameOfMax: and it worked
    TheIMnameOfMax: =>
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheIMnameOfMax: i use my skate board as a mode of transportation
    TheHeadlessMole: i use mine as a pain can holder
    TheIMnameOfMax: if they got tony hawk there, sk8bording would not be banned
    TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
    TheIMnameOfMax: EMAIL HIM!
    TheHeadlessMole: never
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol, y not?
    TheIMnameOfMax: i emailed jimmy page
    TheHeadlessMole: u do it
    TheHeadlessMole: loser
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: did he respond?
    TheIMnameOfMax: i think it was a fake address
    TheIMnameOfMax: it was more like a forum to the band
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    TheIMnameOfMax: is that guy for us or against us?
    TheHeadlessMole: against
    TheHeadlessMole: hes one of the oens who started this whole motion
    TheIMnameOfMax: then y did he just say it should be up to parrents?
    TheIMnameOfMax: boal of oatmeal
    TheIMnameOfMax: nice
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    TheIMnameOfMax: we should start a motion banning cars on the street cuz there unsafe
    TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
    TheIMnameOfMax: we wont... lol
    TheHeadlessMole: :-(
    TheHeadlessMole: goddamit
    TheIMnameOfMax: he said we wont flip u off or anything, so i said o we wont...
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheIMnameOfMax: i kno that kid
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont
    TheHeadlessMole: but i sorta kno the last kid who was up
    TheIMnameOfMax: Ya excersize!
    TheIMnameOfMax: YA! WUT SHE SAID!... sorta, maybe
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: sorta
    TheIMnameOfMax: ray is singing national anthem friday
    TheHeadlessMole: nice
    TheHeadlessMole: i wanna hear dat
    TheIMnameOfMax: ya
    TheIMnameOfMax: STUPID FAT GUY!
    TheIMnameOfMax: guy on tv
    TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
    TheHeadlessMole: he started the whole thing
    TheIMnameOfMax: GRR... infsct! EXTENDO-GRRRRRRRRRRRR! if he dont like sk8bordin he should move to somewhere like california
    TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
    TheHeadlessMole: where he can be overwhelmed with skeatborders
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TheIMnameOfMax: is that cop 4 us or against us? i mean just dont kno... hes sooo ... neutrual....
    TheHeadlessMole: yes
    TheHeadlessMole: neutral
    TheIMnameOfMax: thoes neuturals u just dont know, @ least w/ the enemy u kno where they stand, they stand against u, but the neutruals *glres*
    TheIMnameOfMax: ** *glares*
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: totally
    TheIMnameOfMax: did they pass it?
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    TheHeadlessMole: thay passed a motion to table it
    TheHeadlessMole: and took a 5 minute recess
    TheIMnameOfMax: and that means?
    TheHeadlessMole: postpone further consideration to a future date
    TheHeadlessMole: they took no action tonight
    TheHeadlessMole: ... are my dad's exact words
    TheHeadlessMole: g2g
    TheHeadlessMole: l8r
    TheIMnameOfMax: l8r




    TheHeadlessMole: yo

    Auto response from E1337DDR: I'm sick of you, I'm sick of me, I'm sick of life.

    TheHeadlessMole: get back here
    E1337DDR: hi
    TheHeadlessMole: hey, i have a favor to ask
    E1337DDR: ?
    TheHeadlessMole: could you re-record the mom lines in a more... normal... voice?
    TheHeadlessMole: i mean, that voice is good
    E1337DDR: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: but it sounds way too much like steve's prof tree voice
    E1337DDR: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: aight, cool
    TheHeadlessMole: but there's a slight complication
    E1337DDR: not right now, got HW and everyone's sleeping and stuff
    E1337DDR: eh?
    TheHeadlessMole: I've already animated like half of them, so if you could try and do them in sync... ish... to the mouth movements and your old lines, so I don't have to animate them again, that'd be a huge help
    TheHeadlessMole: cause I've spent like 15 hours in the past 2 days on that
    E1337DDR: ok i'll try
    TheHeadlessMole: sweet, thanks
    TheHeadlessMole: I'll upload it now so you can check it out
    TheHeadlessMole: its takin a while, the file s like 2 megs

    Auto response from E1337DDR: I'm sick of you, me, and life.

    Shut up.

    TheHeadlessMole: yea rite
    TheHeadlessMole: u wish
    TheHeadlessMole: ok

    Auto response from E1337DDR: I'm sick of you, me, and life.

    Shut up.

    TheHeadlessMole: www.freakyface.cjb.net/hep1.swf
    TheHeadlessMole: it's there when u get bak
    TheHeadlessMole: g2g
    TheHeadlessMole: l8r




    Micky Onimusha: hey
    TheHeadlessMole: yo
    Micky Onimusha: cool viddie
    TheHeadlessMole: thx
    Micky Onimusha: like my awards collection ?
    TheHeadlessMole: i have like 1/3 of the first episode done
    TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: well done
    Micky Onimusha: venusaur said he's glad I won it, no1 on the board is mroe sadistic than me
    Micky Onimusha: that felt really good
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Micky Onimusha: didnt help the ego problem though :$
    TheHeadlessMole: well
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: see, i don't have that problem
    Micky Onimusha: I do, I've got the "I AM SO GREAT" syndrome
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    Micky Onimusha: on top of the prestigious "00bersadistic" award, I have 1 and 1/3 Best new writer awards
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: great job
    Micky Onimusha: ^_^ its been a good few months for me
    TheHeadlessMole: i got 2 awards
    TheHeadlessMole: the most ever for me
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: 3 1/2 years and that's my best
    TheHeadlessMole: *indignance*
    Micky Onimusha: I'll probs only get 1 tops next year though cos I'm no longer a new writer
    Micky Onimusha: so I'd be down 1 and 1/3 awards
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    Micky Onimusha: lol, 8 ppl in the WL
    Micky Onimusha: thats the most ever isnt it? Oo
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    Micky Onimusha: the draw of the SP's
    TheHeadlessMole: of course
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: *is so so self satisfied*
    TheHeadlessMole: im not on now, cause im watchin an aldermanic meeting
    Micky Onimusha: ah
    TheHeadlessMole: they're trying to ban skateboards and rollerblades from my city
    Micky Onimusha: I made an Epilogue and started on my 1st chaps
    TheHeadlessMole: nice
    Micky Onimusha: very :-)
    Micky Onimusha: btw, this is re-re-re-writing
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Micky Onimusha: my last chaps were too bland
    TheHeadlessMole: meh
    TheHeadlessMole: i liked the first one
    Micky Onimusha: meh, I think this 1st 1 is better so far
    TheHeadlessMole: well then
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: my original 1st chap wasnt half bad though
    Micky Onimusha: but my origianl felt better than my rewrite
    Micky Onimusha: i dunno how this re-rewrite stands
    Micky Onimusha: (btw, when I say my original, thats technically a rewrite as well, cos I posted the original TPW as an unamed shit fic)
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    Micky Onimusha: you should see how many times TPW has been on SPP
    Micky Onimusha: along the lines of 7 times Oo
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    TheHeadlessMole: i left spp
    TheHeadlessMole: no replies, same problem as always
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: i deleted my old 1
    Micky Onimusha: 7 1 stars, major problem
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: well, not my old 1, it was my 4th 1
    Micky Onimusha: I think someone hated it and made 7 accounts to spite it
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    Micky Onimusha: stupidities :-(
    TheHeadlessMole: this is awesome
    Micky Onimusha: what is?
    TheHeadlessMole: there's like 200 kids in the alderman room speaking against this proposal
    TheHeadlessMole: its so cool
    Micky Onimusha: kl
    TheHeadlessMole: some of them are like 7
    TheHeadlessMole: its sweet
    Micky Onimusha: klk
    Micky Onimusha: but "Alderman" ? whats that?
    TheHeadlessMole: like our city-council
    TheHeadlessMole: ish
    TheHeadlessMole: they vote on the laws and such
    Micky Onimusha: ok
    Micky Onimusha: is my sig too big#?
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont kno
    TheHeadlessMole: im not on
    Micky Onimusha: hmm, ok
    TheHeadlessMole: but probably not
    Micky Onimusha: I'm not sure wha tthe sig rules are
    TheHeadlessMole: im of the opinion that no sig is too big
    Micky Onimusha: ok
    Micky Onimusha: where are the rules? Oo
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont think there are any
    TheHeadlessMole: if suzie thinks it's too long, she'll own it
    Micky Onimusha: kewl
    TheHeadlessMole: like she did mine
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: "own it" ?
    Micky Onimusha: I.E edit it?
    TheHeadlessMole: i was one of the first sigs owned
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    Micky Onimusha: ah
    TheHeadlessMole: it'll be deleted to say just owned
    TheHeadlessMole: i believe i was number 9
    Micky Onimusha: ah
    Micky Onimusha: Suz is kewl, she'd never do that to me
    Micky Onimusha: ^_^
    TheHeadlessMole: psh
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: we've had some... disagreements... in the past
    Micky Onimusha: *saves his coding just icnase it gets owned*
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    Micky Onimusha: u and suz?
    TheHeadlessMole: ea
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    Micky Onimusha: aww
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    Micky Onimusha: how can you have anythin against that cute lil thing?
    Micky Onimusha: "This is how. 1stly, she likes the custard mouse"
    Micky Onimusha: *continues in similar fashion*
    TheHeadlessMole: indeedly so
    Micky Onimusha: if you didnt notice, she was my 1 shot character
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont think i did
    TheHeadlessMole: but thanks for pointin it out
    TheHeadlessMole:
    Micky Onimusha: ah, ok
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: yeah, Suz (and part of her personality, or what I've got of it) was the main character
    TheHeadlessMole: you'd better not let her find out
    TheHeadlessMole: she'll sue
    Micky Onimusha: she was fine with it
    Micky Onimusha: how else do you think I got details abotu her appeaence...
    TheHeadlessMole: uh...
    Micky Onimusha: *hell, she even congratulated me when I won*
    TheHeadlessMole: o pshaw
    TheHeadlessMole: do u see anybody congratulating me?!
    Micky Onimusha: 1st time I ever seen her use the :-) smiley
    TheHeadlessMole: hells no!
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: *continued indignance*
    Micky Onimusha: start winning stuff
    Micky Onimusha: do you think this is an ok quote for my siggy:
    "What other countries don’t understand is that we, the English, invented sport, and sport is designed for England to win. So when England loses at a sport, it’s not England playing the game badly. It’s the other country showing bad manners, Australia of course possessing some of the worst manners in the worldwide."
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    TheHeadlessMole: that's friggin hilarious
    Micky Onimusha: was also thinking of adding "Now India, thats a country with Good manners"
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    TheHeadlessMole: it's gotta be America
    Micky Onimusha: It's something Al Murray said at 1 of his comedy shows
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: yeah
    TheHeadlessMole: when's the last time wo won a world cup again?
    TheHeadlessMole: Oh, that's right...
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: btw, do you guys actually compete in internatial tournaments?
    Micky Onimusha: cos, I mean, your country is the only country that beleives American Football isn't a Rugby rip off
    Micky Onimusha: everyone else plays Rugby, you guys play it with pansy pads
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: except in PE sometimes
    TheHeadlessMole: then we play smear the quee
    TheHeadlessMole: r
    TheHeadlessMole: which is like rugby with a vollyball
    Micky Onimusha: you guys need to be more like your southern brothers Brazil
    TheHeadlessMole: and it never stops
    Micky Onimusha: except have better manners than them
    TheHeadlessMole: this, I know.
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    Micky Onimusha: ah
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: I actually love being at TPM now
    TheHeadlessMole: I've always loved it
    Micky Onimusha: I already feel like a Veteran with 4 awards /trophysto brag about
    TheHeadlessMole: although it was better back in the UBB days
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: when I first came I was a bit unsure
    Micky Onimusha: because it had a population of about 30 actual members
    Micky Onimusha: UBB?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: we have now a VB
    TheHeadlessMole: back in 2001-early 02 we had a ubb
    TheHeadlessMole: it was much better
    Micky Onimusha: whats UBB?
    Micky Onimusha: ah
    TheHeadlessMole: its like VB but more user-friendly and interactive and such
    TheHeadlessMole: you can see it if you search pokemasters.net on web.archive.org
    Micky Onimusha: ok
    Micky Onimusha: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: ok
    Micky Onimusha: anyway, when do I do a VA audition
    Micky Onimusha: 1stly, I wanna know if my mic is shit cos I suspect it to be staticy
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    Micky Onimusha: ok?
    TheHeadlessMole: sounds like a play
    TheHeadlessMole: *plan
    Micky Onimusha: ah
    TheHeadlessMole: tell you what, I'll send you some lines from the script of episode one to audition whichever ones you like, if you wanna do it that way
    Micky Onimusha: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: email address?
    Micky Onimusha: mickyonimusha@aol.com
    TheHeadlessMole: kk
    TheHeadlessMole: actually, I don't need it
    Micky Onimusha: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: just go to www.freakyface.cjb.net/hroskrpt.txt
    TheHeadlessMole: but I'd recommend saving the file first
    Micky Onimusha: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: cause I typed it in the ms0dos editer and it doesn't work well in a browser
    Micky Onimusha: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: and now i have to go
    TheHeadlessMole: so I'll talk 2 ya later
    Micky Onimusha: bye





    Xpadfootlivesx: eeeeyy
    TheHeadlessMole: yo
    TheHeadlessMole: wizzup
    Xpadfootlivesx: nm
    Xpadfootlivesx: you
    TheHeadlessMole: same
    TheHeadlessMole: just watched the skateboardin debate
    Xpadfootlivesx: that's what max is talking about
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    Xpadfootlivesx: this motion does not affect me at all
    TheHeadlessMole: i told him to tune in
    Xpadfootlivesx: like, not in the slightest
    Xpadfootlivesx: maybe it will in the future
    TheHeadlessMole: me either, really, except that if it passes I'll learn to skateboard and do it everywhere
    Xpadfootlivesx: if a skateboarder ever runs me ober
    Xpadfootlivesx: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: g2g
    TheHeadlessMole: l8r
    Xpadfootlivesx: cya


    If you read that whole thing, as you know, there's a nice little treat for you. Have fun with it, you hideous fools.

    o_0
    jimm
    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe
    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


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  19. #19

    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    Wow, a new chapter already. This one is just me and brian. If you knew either of us, you would know that this is almost exactly like every conversation we've ever had. It's quite eerie, actually. I just spoke to him on the phone and we spent 10 minutes discussing his improper use of the word 'conundrum.' In our own special way, of course.

    stewieismyhero67: so j-j-j-j-jimbo
    TheHeadlessMole: yo
    stewieismyhero67: how goes it
    TheHeadlessMole: spot on, old bean, spot on
    stewieismyhero67: cherio
    stewieismyhero67: still going to the mall ??????
    TheHeadlessMole: p-rob
    stewieismyhero67: wha?
    stewieismyhero67: wha?
    TheHeadlessMole: prob
    stewieismyhero67: oh
    stewieismyhero67: HOHOHO!
    stewieismyhero67: cool
    TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
    stewieismyhero67: still need a shopping buddy?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    stewieismyhero67: well
    stewieismyhero67: that might be me
    stewieismyhero67: when would we go?
    TheHeadlessMole: prob round 5-6-ish
    stewieismyhero67: okey dokey
    stewieismyhero67: i might go
    TheHeadlessMole: koolio
    stewieismyhero67: call me at *number deleted*
    TheHeadlessMole: kk
    stewieismyhero67: please hold all applause
    stewieismyhero67: until the performance is over
    TheHeadlessMole: you better believe i will
    stewieismyhero67: good man
    TheHeadlessMole: shutup mr cote
    stewieismyhero67: g-o-o-d m-a-n
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: and im a man who enjoys his taffy
    TheHeadlessMole: *chews taffy*
    stewieismyhero67: hmmmm
    stewieismyhero67: mmmmhmmmm
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    stewieismyhero67: oh my goodness
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: TO THE MAX!
    TheHeadlessMole: max, eh?
    stewieismyhero67: not maxamillion
    stewieismyhero67: to the maximum
    TheHeadlessMole: max, eh???
    stewieismyhero67: sure
    stewieismyhero67: whos driving us to da mall
    TheHeadlessMole: I DUNNO
    TheHeadlessMole: sry
    TheHeadlessMole: prob my dad
    stewieismyhero67: ok ok ok
    stewieismyhero67: u dont have to shout
    TheHeadlessMole: sry
    stewieismyhero67: :'(
    TheHeadlessMole: i lost control 4 a sec
    TheHeadlessMole: i flew rite off tha handle
    TheHeadlessMole: wont happen again
    TheHeadlessMole: couldnt be helped
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: i need to go by spencers
    TheHeadlessMole: sounds good
    TheHeadlessMole: me too
    stewieismyhero67: i hear they have a hip flask belt buckle
    TheHeadlessMole: i need a shocker pen
    TheHeadlessMole: oh
    TheHeadlessMole: thats teh shit
    stewieismyhero67: A FREAKIN HIP FLASK!
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: teh shit
    TheHeadlessMole: as i stated previously
    stewieismyhero67: for storing miniscule amounts of liquor
    TheHeadlessMole: oh yes indeedydo
    stewieismyhero67: yeah
    stewieismyhero67: quite alright
    stewieismyhero67: looo
    stewieismyhero67: oooooooooooooool
    stewieismyhero67: what the hell
    TheHeadlessMole: yes
    TheHeadlessMole: what the hell indeed
    stewieismyhero67: YES?!?!
    stewieismyhero67: IT WASNT A QUESTION!
    TheHeadlessMole: que pasa my good man
    TheHeadlessMole: que pasa
    stewieismyhero67: gggggiddyup
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    stewieismyhero67: = whats up
    stewieismyhero67: de nada my good man
    stewieismyhero67: de nada
    stewieismyhero67: excuse me
    TheHeadlessMole: yiggidy yiggidy yo, my main man
    TheHeadlessMole: sup on tha east side?
    stewieismyhero67: i have to use the outhouse
    TheHeadlessMole: terribly sorry
    TheHeadlessMole: to hear about that
    stewieismyhero67: its even got a little moon carved into it
    TheHeadlessMole: do go on
    TheHeadlessMole: sounds exquisite
    stewieismyhero67: its made of wood
    stewieismyhero67: THE SPLINTER!!!!!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: you and your splinter
    stewieismyhero67: my GOD
    stewieismyhero67: dawson stole my key
    stewieismyhero67: he went in my house, took the key, then lost it
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    TheHeadlessMole: dawsons my hero
    TheHeadlessMole: my key-stealing, mail-eating ero
    TheHeadlessMole: *hero
    stewieismyhero67: laugh it up
    TheHeadlessMole: oh i most certainly will
    stewieismyhero67: laugh it up bitch
    stewieismyhero67: thats right
    TheHeadlessMole: im laughin it up
    stewieismyhero67: *shakes head in shame that he knows you*
    TheHeadlessMole: o pshaw
    stewieismyhero67: i must go
    stewieismyhero67: TO THE BATBATHROOM
    TheHeadlessMole: funnnnnn
    stewieismyhero67: or
    stewieismyhero67: as i lie to call it
    stewieismyhero67: the BAThroom
    TheHeadlessMole: woah
    TheHeadlessMole: great reference there
    TheHeadlessMole: you sir are hilarious
    stewieismyhero67: y thank you lord of the hat
    TheHeadlessMole: oh it's no problem
    TheHeadlessMole: im just a real great guy and all
    stewieismyhero67: i have to stop chit chatting and get to work on my homework
    TheHeadlessMole: really
    stewieismyhero67: oh yes
    TheHeadlessMole: i find that hard to believe
    stewieismyhero67: but ill be back soon enough
    TheHeadlessMole: o pshaw
    stewieismyhero67: dont u worry
    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    stewieismyhero67: yo
    TheHeadlessMole: quick question
    stewieismyhero67: si
    TheHeadlessMole: if i give u a ride 2thamall, can u give me a ride home?
    stewieismyhero67: maybe
    TheHeadlessMole: maybe as in *probably not* or maybe as in *probably yes*?
    stewieismyhero67: well
    stewieismyhero67: idk if ill be able to go
    TheHeadlessMole: well
    stewieismyhero67: cause i have dinner around 5-6
    TheHeadlessMole: ah
    stewieismyhero67: maybe
    stewieismyhero67: idk
    TheHeadlessMole: then ask
    TheHeadlessMole: foo
    TheHeadlessMole: foo
    TheHeadlessMole: bunny foo foo
    stewieismyhero67: my moms not home
    TheHeadlessMole: that guy was cool
    TheHeadlessMole: always hopping
    TheHeadlessMole: little bunny foo foo
    TheHeadlessMole: i forgot the little
    TheHeadlessMole: silly me
    TheHeadlessMole: little bunny foo foo
    TheHeadlessMole: hoppin thru the forest
    TheHeadlessMole: *sings*
    stewieismyhero67: little bunny foo foo hoppin thru the forest pickin up the field mice and boom boppin em on the head
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: i was gonna send u somethin
    TheHeadlessMole: wat was it?
    stewieismyhero67: how the hell am i supposed to know
    TheHeadlessMole: well i told u wat it was
    TheHeadlessMole: i asked u if u saw somethin
    TheHeadlessMole: o yea
    TheHeadlessMole: teh bonus stage waterman crossover
    stewieismyhero67: nopr
    stewieismyhero67: nope
    TheHeadlessMole: u will see it
    TheHeadlessMole: www.bonusstages.com/bs40.swf
    TheHeadlessMole: its hilarious
    stewieismyhero67: no
    TheHeadlessMole: yes
    stewieismyhero67: no
    stewieismyhero67: not right now
    TheHeadlessMole: and y not, i ask u
    stewieismyhero67: im not at liberty to disclose that information
    TheHeadlessMole: o really
    TheHeadlessMole: i resent that
    stewieismyhero67: this message will self destruct in
    stewieismyhero67: 5
    stewieismyhero67: 4
    stewieismyhero67: 3
    stewieismyhero67: 2
    TheHeadlessMole: ahhh
    stewieismyhero67: 1
    TheHeadlessMole: its gonna blo
    TheHeadlessMole: ....
    stewieismyhero67: BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: ;asdknfksdjfkasdfjskfjsklfksflksfl;
    TheHeadlessMole: ^death
    stewieismyhero67: boom
    TheHeadlessMole: kfm;slakfjklfjsklfjlsdjfasdklfsdfj
    TheHeadlessMole: ^death two
    stewieismyhero67: boom
    TheHeadlessMole: lkasjfl
    stewieismyhero67: boom
    TheHeadlessMole: ^minideath
    stewieismyhero67: boom
    stewieismyhero67: boom
    TheHeadlessMole: asd
    stewieismyhero67: boom]
    TheHeadlessMole: a
    TheHeadlessMole: s
    stewieismyhero67: boom
    TheHeadlessMole: d
    stewieismyhero67: shockwaves
    TheHeadlessMole: 'Bonus Stage: The Episode Guide: The Motion Picture'
    TheHeadlessMole: when will ur mom get home?
    TheHeadlessMole: my dads bein all antsy
    stewieismyhero67: soon
    TheHeadlessMole: kool
    TheHeadlessMole: 'good. good.'
    stewieismyhero67: i gtg
    stewieismyhero67: call me when you want to leave
    stewieismyhero67: *number deleted*
    TheHeadlessMole: aightaight
    stewieismyhero67 signed off at 4:30:05 PM.


    Frightening, ain't it?

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    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


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  20. #20

    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    Well, new chapter. It's not all that special, but I figured I should have something to show for all my... aim...ing. Yeah. My aiming.

    CHAPTER THIRTEEN!!!

    smartguy797025: hello hello
    smartguy797025: ohla
    TheHeadlessMole: yo
    smartguy797025: so
    smartguy797025: anything new?
    smartguy797025: banana boy
    smartguy797025: ?
    smartguy797025: /chief
    smartguy797025: ?
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    smartguy797025: oh
    smartguy797025: r u going to watch the super bowl?
    smartguy797025: i know that u don't watch football but i mean
    smartguy797025: it is the super bowll
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    smartguy797025: *bowl
    TheHeadlessMole: gonna watch it at steves
    smartguy797025: good
    smartguy797025: Schroeder scored a goal in hockey yesterday
    TheHeadlessMole: wow?
    smartguy797025: ya
    smartguy797025: there were only two goals yesterday
    smartguy797025: and he got the winning goal
    smartguy797025: which was the first one
    smartguy797025: which means that they shut out trinity
    TheHeadlessMole: well trinity sucks
    TheHeadlessMole: at everything
    smartguy797025: ya
    smartguy797025: did u beat them in soccer?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    smartguy797025: good
    TheHeadlessMole: like a million to one
    smartguy797025: lol
    smartguy797025: soooooo
    smartguy797025: u know who is a more annoying singer than ashlee simpson?
    smartguy797025: ?
    smartguy797025: ?
    smartguy797025: ur so not there
    smartguy797025: g2g
    smartguy797025: bye
    smartguy797025 signed off at 9:11:47 AM.

    'Nother Convo

    TheHeadlessMole: hey there frankenstein
    stewieismyhero67: ill kick u in the frankenstein
    TheHeadlessMole: but i dont have a frankenstein
    TheHeadlessMole: unlike you
    TheHeadlessMole: frankenstein
    stewieismyhero67: w/e
    TheHeadlessMole: oh you bet ur ass w/e
    stewieismyhero67: im not gunna bet my add
    stewieismyhero67: ass*
    TheHeadlessMole: oh
    TheHeadlessMole: great typing job there frankenstein
    stewieismyhero67: yes
    TheHeadlessMole: try getting some lessons before you tangle with the jambo-man
    TheHeadlessMole: OWNED!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: and that's why you don't mess with the best
    TheHeadlessMole: you mess with the REST
    stewieismyhero67: ill kick u in the jambo
    TheHeadlessMole: looks like you've got me there
    stewieismyhero67: yep
    TheHeadlessMole: but wait!
    stewieismyhero67: no
    TheHeadlessMole: THERE'S MORE!
    stewieismyhero67: oh god
    TheHeadlessMole: Your mom OHHHHHHHHH!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: U JUST GUT PWNZDDD
    stewieismyhero67: ill kill u
    TheHeadlessMole: dawg
    TheHeadlessMole: u wish u could kill this
    TheHeadlessMole: but u cant
    TheHeadlessMole: unfortunately, im unkillable
    TheHeadlessMole: have you seen the toaster?
    stewieismyhero67: no
    TheHeadlessMole: it's gone missing
    stewieismyhero67: right-o
    TheHeadlessMole: no thanks to you
    stewieismyhero67: ILL KILL YOU!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: but I'm not ill
    TheHeadlessMole: im perfectly fine
    stewieismyhero67: idc, ill kill you
    TheHeadlessMole: u
    TheHeadlessMole: You'll c
    stewieismyhero67: i will
    TheHeadlessMole: you will c beyond you're wildest dreams
    TheHeadlessMole: u seen teh new pq preview?
    stewieismyhero67: pq?
    TheHeadlessMole: peasants quest
    stewieismyhero67: nope
    TheHeadlessMole: its AWESOME
    TheHeadlessMole: www.homestarrunner.com/filmstyle_trogdor.swf
    TheHeadlessMole: dood, u have ms larose too?
    stewieismyhero67: i did
    TheHeadlessMole: o
    TheHeadlessMole: isnt she teh biggest bitch?
    stewieismyhero67: yeah
    TheHeadlessMole: and the brothman totally had her second block
    stewieismyhero67: ouch
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: o btw im workin on teh Gothman vs Mister Conundrum toon
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: sweet
    TheHeadlessMole: and then im gonna do teh spinoff - MC and the Conundrum Kids
    TheHeadlessMole: or better yet
    TheHeadlessMole: Konundrum Kids
    TheHeadlessMole: MC and teh KKs
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: lol
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    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    You are soo soo lost ^.^

    However, it is interesting to read someone elses convos. Its kinda like, earvesdropping, but not...

    ^.^



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    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    Well who doesn't like to drop a couple eaves every now and then?


    Also, CHAPTER FOURTEEN

    these convos take place over a couple of days, I think from tuesday or wednesday through sunday. Couple good ones in here. Each convo is separated by a bunch of spaces [lines]. I know most of you've probably figured that out already, but a copule of these are real short and abruptly ended, so I thought it'd be good to say. And yes, I talk to steve[legendary skittle[previously kopiok] a lot.


    TheHeadlessMole: www.bonusstages.com/bs42.swf
    TheHeadlessMole: its teh shit
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: its awesome
    LegendarySkittle signed off at 8:06:14 PM.
    LegendarySkittle signed on at 8:08:34 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole: im so pissed
    LegendarySkittle: y?
    TheHeadlessMole: i ruined my headphones
    LegendarySkittle: :/
    TheHeadlessMole: remember how i told u i recorded all them freq songs thru my TV audio output?
    TheHeadlessMole: well when i first tried to hook it up i accidentally plugged one of the things into the video output without knowing
    TheHeadlessMole: i put on my headphones to see if it'd work through the computer, turned on the ps, and SHAZAM!
    LegendarySkittle: o_O
    TheHeadlessMole: shocked the hell out of my ears, they hurt for like an hour after that
    TheHeadlessMole: and now the left side's gone dead
    TheHeadlessMole: and they were the sweet sweet duct tape headphones, too
    TheHeadlessMole: I've had these things since seventh grade
    TheHeadlessMole: *is using them now to listen to Funky Dope Maneuver*
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: i heart this song
    TheHeadlessMole: it ties with SGG and EOYW for fav freq song
    TheHeadlessMole: hey, did we have science hw?
    LegendarySkittle: I don't think so
    TheHeadlessMole: sweet
    TheHeadlessMole: did we have english homework?
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    LegendarySkittle: if you didn't finnish that essay
    TheHeadlessMole: o
    TheHeadlessMole: sweet sweet schaminy i dont have any hw
    LegendarySkittle: k
    TheHeadlessMole: dood it's bupday!
    LegendarySkittle: yay!
    TheHeadlessMole: [aka bup's b-day]
    TheHeadlessMole: quote from a mod
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: Indeed, in honor of Bup's birthday Bup can do whatever, whenever, and wherever the hell he wants (with the exception of banning people and posting in News and Announcements).
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: http://www.adiversions.com/forums/in...ST&f=2&t=6870&
    TheHeadlessMole: brb
    TheHeadlessMole: bak
    LegendarySkittle: hi
    TheHeadlessMole: i totally told max im gonna get im for stealin ur away message
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    LegendarySkittle: I stole 1 of his
    LegendarySkittle: so we're even
    TheHeadlessMole: AND YOU HAD ME BELIEVING THAT HE WAS THE BAD GUY ALL ALONG
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont even know u anymore, man
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    LegendarySkittle: bonus cartoon!]
    TheHeadlessMole: lol, hell yea
    LegendarySkittle: this must have been the easiest BS ever
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    TheHeadlessMole: it goes on for SOOOO long
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    LegendarySkittle: yeah
    TheHeadlessMole: i waited out the netire thing
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    TheHeadlessMole: well i wanted to see if there was credits or not
    TheHeadlessMole: [which there WERE]
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: i totally showed some guy up what good in the keentoons forum
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    LegendarySkittle: is my post still on there?
    TheHeadlessMole: u made a post?
    LegendarySkittle: on buphavemybabies
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: different forum
    LegendarySkittle: really?
    TheHeadlessMole: but its probly still up
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: http://forums.keenspot.com/
    TheHeadlessMole: since BS moved to keenspot they have to use the keenspot forums now
    LegendarySkittle: oh
    TheHeadlessMole: so no bup... :-(
    TheHeadlessMole: but we still have plenty of buplicious threads back in the animated diversions boards
    TheHeadlessMole: i flipped out somethin fierce on those forums for civil rights
    TheHeadlessMole: [aka newbie bashing]
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: i like started the trend of people hating n00b-bashers
    TheHeadlessMole: it was cool
    TheHeadlessMole: it was so great at keentoons, tho
    TheHeadlessMole: this guy was being an ass, and then this other guy was like 'you seem like the kind of guy who likes to hear himself talk. I'm not surprised people don't like to argue with you'
    TheHeadlessMole: and he was like 'yo ppl dont rgu with me cuz they looz!'
    TheHeadlessMole: and i was all like 'stfu'
    TheHeadlessMole: and that was the end of that
    LegendarySkittle: You can do better than that!
    TheHeadlessMole: oh i did
    TheHeadlessMole: it was fantastic
    TheHeadlessMole: he was all bashing bs and matw
    TheHeadlessMole: http://forums.keenspot.com/viewtopic...73222&start=40
    TheHeadlessMole: my post is down the bottom
    TheHeadlessMole: i even got a 'you tell em, jimm'
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    LegendarySkittle: mature tool in the shed...
    LegendarySkittle: that's classic
    LegendarySkittle is away at 9:06:20 PM.





    DogpilE2: what did you say for the made thingy
    TheHeadlessMole: DJ
    DogpilE2: i did it too
    DogpilE2: really?
    TheHeadlessMole: sweet
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: wat did u say?
    DogpilE2: thats awsome
    DogpilE2: comedianne
    TheHeadlessMole: cool
    DogpilE2: i hope you win
    TheHeadlessMole: thx
    TheHeadlessMole: same 4 u
    DogpilE2: cuz THAT would be entertaining
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont want all those damn cameras on me, tho
    TheHeadlessMole: but it'd be cool if my trainer was, like, qbert or somethin
    DogpilE2: ah!
    DogpilE2: id die!
    TheHeadlessMole: and we'd become best friends
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DogpilE2: you do realize if thats the case im gonna be hanging out wit you like all the time right?
    TheHeadlessMole: oh of course
    DogpilE2: yea if i win im hoping for training goodness from THE MAN
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: Jerry?
    DogpilE2: duh!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: well
    TheHeadlessMole: i mean, it'd be even cooler if they could get bill
    DogpilE2: nope, rather have jer
    TheHeadlessMole: meh
    DogpilE2: bills too old
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: he's still teh man, tho
    TheHeadlessMole: nobody can touch bill
    DogpilE2: he'd like forget where he is and tweak or something
    TheHeadlessMole: jerry's the only one who comes close
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    DogpilE2: or hed like die and theyd blame it one me
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: thats mean
    TheHeadlessMole: i love bill
    DogpilE2: and i dont feel like being responsible for the death of a comedic legend thank you very much
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: well really who would
    DogpilE2: uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmm........
    TheHeadlessMole: my password for my computer is so long
    TheHeadlessMole: its 39 letters
    DogpilE2: are yu fucking kidding?!?!?
    TheHeadlessMole: nope
    TheHeadlessMole: ***************************************
    DogpilE2: oh i think you are.....
    TheHeadlessMole: thats it
    TheHeadlessMole: right there
    DogpilE2: oh yea
    DogpilE2: i can steal your identitie now
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DogpilE2: oh wait... why would i do that?
    TheHeadlessMole: oh noez
    TheHeadlessMole: OH
    TheHeadlessMole: i just got ownzd
    TheHeadlessMole: The first morning of their newly married life, Scott greeted his bride with excitement. She said, " Sweetheart, if you'll make the toast and pour the juice, breakfast will be ready." "Okay," said Scott. "What are we having?" Tracy replied, " Duh! Toast and juice!"
    DogpilE2: lol!
    DogpilE2: thats fucking funny!
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    DogpilE2: sooooooooooooo
    TheHeadlessMole: so indeed
    TheHeadlessMole: did i tell you that hiro's on NG?
    DogpilE2: lol
    DogpilE2: oh no!
    DogpilE2: really?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    DogpilE2: thats cool
    TheHeadlessMole: go on Newgrounds and search for 'Jimm Warren'
    TheHeadlessMole: you'll see it
    DogpilE2: neato to jimmbo
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DogpilE2 is away at 8:38:54 PM.
    DogpilE2 returned at 8:47:12 PM.




    RollinStones823: do u get the Telegraph
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: but i didnt get it today
    RollinStones823: oh nvm
    TheHeadlessMole: they gave me the fuckin wall street journal by mistake
    RollinStones823: hahaha
    TheHeadlessMole: it sucked
    RollinStones823: hahaha
    TheHeadlessMole: i went and got the paper so i could read the comics while i ate my kix
    TheHeadlessMole: or 'silly spheres,' as market basket calls them
    TheHeadlessMole: i sit down, all ready to go, and BAM!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: wall street journal
    RollinStones823 is away at 8:23:35 PM.
    RollinStones823 returned at 8:23:36 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole: ruined my whole day
    RollinStones823: hahaha
    RollinStones823 is away at 8:35:54 PM.




    stewieismyhero67: hey
    stewieismyhero67: hey?
    TheHeadlessMole: yo
    TheHeadlessMole: sup
    stewieismyhero67: w\nm
    stewieismyhero67: nm*
    stewieismyhero67: u going tonight?
    TheHeadlessMole: no way jose
    TheHeadlessMole: u?
    stewieismyhero67: dont call me that
    stewieismyhero67: yeah
    stewieismyhero67: im not even spanish
    TheHeadlessMole: with who?
    stewieismyhero67: some friends
    stewieismyhero67: y arent u going?
    stewieismyhero67: it'd be fun
    TheHeadlessMole: well i didnt get a ticket
    stewieismyhero67: u could go crazy
    stewieismyhero67: it would be hilarious
    stewieismyhero67: u bitch
    TheHeadlessMole: yes
    TheHeadlessMole: but as you can plainly see
    stewieismyhero67: bitch
    TheHeadlessMole: i have no ticket
    stewieismyhero67: i can see you
    stewieismyhero67: ?
    stewieismyhero67: i dont think i can
    TheHeadlessMole: oh i think u can
    stewieismyhero67: i cant
    stewieismyhero67: u bitch
    stewieismyhero67: u glass bitch
    TheHeadlessMole: o pshaw
    stewieismyhero67: u glass bastard
    stewieismyhero67: dane cook is the man
    TheHeadlessMole: psh
    stewieismyhero67: as u can see by my icon
    stewieismyhero67: u didnt even finish it
    TheHeadlessMole: all i see from that is the koolaid man
    TheHeadlessMole: that's not dane cook
    TheHeadlessMole: in the least
    stewieismyhero67: yeah
    stewieismyhero67: but dane cook hates the koolaid man
    stewieismyhero67: hold on
    stewieismyhero67 wants to directly connect.
    stewieismyhero67 is now directly connected.
    stewieismyhero67: how do i send songa
    stewieismyhero67: songs*?
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont know
    TheHeadlessMole: y?
    stewieismyhero67: hold on
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    TheHeadlessMole: i refuse
    stewieismyhero67: then i guess ull be sucked into the black hole
    TheHeadlessMole: o well
    TheHeadlessMole: i had a good run
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: no u didnt
    TheHeadlessMole: so?
    TheHeadlessMole: dont burst my bubble
    stewieismyhero67: meh
    TheHeadlessMole: bubbly mc burstenson
    stewieismyhero67: BITCH
    stewieismyhero67: im getting an ipod shuffle in like 2 weeks
    stewieismyhero67: ipod shuffle mc music listener
    TheHeadlessMole: GOODAM U RICH FUCKERS
    stewieismyhero67: its only $150
    TheHeadlessMole: oh yeah
    TheHeadlessMole: and i have 150
    TheHeadlessMole: u ass
    stewieismyhero67: i can get it in 2 weeks w/ my JOB
    stewieismyhero67: JOB
    TheHeadlessMole: I HATE U EVEN MORE
    stewieismyhero67: JOB
    stewieismyhero67: bitch
    TheHeadlessMole: o well
    TheHeadlessMole: jeanottes is hiring
    TheHeadlessMole: and i live like 2 feet away from them
    stewieismyhero67: then go be hired
    TheHeadlessMole: that would be the best job in recorded history
    stewieismyhero67: what about in unrecorded history?
    TheHeadlessMole: well
    TheHeadlessMole: nobody knows
    TheHeadlessMole: it's unrecorded
    stewieismyhero67: apparently thats why its called unrecorded
    TheHeadlessMole: why yes
    TheHeadlessMole: i believe you are correct
    stewieismyhero67: since u have $150, y dont u buy the shuffle
    TheHeadlessMole: ?!?!?
    stewieismyhero67: check it out http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html...sin=B0002ZAIM8
    TheHeadlessMole: and when did i say i had 150?
    TheHeadlessMole: NEVR
    stewieismyhero67: TheHeadlessMole: oh yeah
    TheHeadlessMole: and i have 150
    TheHeadlessMole: i really wish keyboards had a sarcasm button
    TheHeadlessMole: cause if they did...
    TheHeadlessMole: I'd rip it off and beat you over the head with it
    TheHeadlessMole: u sped
    stewieismyhero67: u dirty liar
    stewieismyhero67: how about i beat u over the head w/ a car
    TheHeadlessMole: yea rite
    TheHeadlessMole: like that'll ever happen
    TheHeadlessMole: u frankenstein u
    stewieismyhero67: (beat with car)
    stewieismyhero67: bitch
    TheHeadlessMole: damit
    TheHeadlessMole: i've been had!
    stewieismyhero67: no, uve been carred
    TheHeadlessMole: same diff
    stewieismyhero67: (beat with bigger car)
    stewieismyhero67: uve been trucked
    TheHeadlessMole: gosh darn it to heck
    stewieismyhero67: confoundit
    stewieismyhero67: i lost my jimbo-beating car
    stewieismyhero67: oh, there it is
    TheHeadlessMole: nope
    TheHeadlessMole: that's not it
    stewieismyhero67: (beat with new-found rabies-ridden cat)
    TheHeadlessMole: whoopies
    stewieismyhero67: thats right
    TheHeadlessMole: THAT'S RIGHT?!?
    TheHeadlessMole: that is most certainly not right!
    stewieismyhero67: thats right thats right
    stewieismyhero67: ill kick u in the its not right
    TheHeadlessMole: that's quite possibly one of the least right things ever spoken in ever!
    TheHeadlessMole: sorry, i don't have one of those
    stewieismyhero67: ill kick u so hard in the teeth
    TheHeadlessMole: sorry
    TheHeadlessMole: i wear dentures
    stewieismyhero67: ur children will come out w/ braces
    TheHeadlessMole: not possible
    TheHeadlessMole: u frankenstein
    stewieismyhero67: im sure, ever heard of the fetus dentist?
    TheHeadlessMole: why no
    stewieismyhero67: oh hes great
    TheHeadlessMole: AND DON'T TELL ME
    stewieismyhero67: he fixed my little cousins teeth right when she was born
    TheHeadlessMole: AAA
    stewieismyhero67: hey those are the batteries he uses on his fetus teeth fixer
    TheHeadlessMole: AAAA
    stewieismyhero67: yep
    TheHeadlessMole: YEP!?!
    TheHeadlessMole: i should think not, my good man!
    stewieismyhero67: w/e
    stewieismyhero67: bitch
    TheHeadlessMole: poops
    stewieismyhero67: yep
    TheHeadlessMole: NO
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheHeadlessMole: that's right
    TheHeadlessMole: asswipe
    stewieismyhero67: no, thats not right, fetus
    stewieismyhero67: fetus WHORE
    TheHeadlessMole: shut it up you
    stewieismyhero67: fetus whore
    TheHeadlessMole: oh noes
    stewieismyhero67: fetus whore
    stewieismyhero67: fetus whore
    TheHeadlessMole: SHUT IT THE FUCK UP, BRIAN, SHUT IT THE FUCK UP
    stewieismyhero67: fetus whore
    stewieismyhero67: nahahahahahaha
    TheHeadlessMole: POOPS
    TheHeadlessMole: POOPS!!!
    stewieismyhero67: nahahahahahahahaha
    TheHeadlessMole: KDKDKSS
    TheHeadlessMole: shave and a hair cut
    TheHeadlessMole: two bits
    stewieismyhero67: giggity giggity giggity
    TheHeadlessMole: goo
    stewieismyhero67: giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity goo
    stewieismyhero67: fetus whore
    TheHeadlessMole: i cnat take it no more



    TheLedZeppelins4: scott: yo yo
    TheHeadlessMole: hey hey hey
    TheHeadlessMole: sup
    TheLedZeppelins4: nm
    TheLedZeppelins4: hu?
    TheLedZeppelins4: u
    TheLedZeppelins4: ?
    TheHeadlessMole: same
    TheLedZeppelins4: **
    TheLedZeppelins4: scott: back 2 halo
    TheHeadlessMole: cool
    TheLedZeppelins4: scott: NEED TO KILL!
    TheHeadlessMole: muahahahaha
    TheLedZeppelins4: theres like no one on whos not away
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheLedZeppelins4: it angers me
    TheLedZeppelins4: take this quiz tell me what u get
    TheHeadlessMole: h/o
    TheLedZeppelins4: did u take it?
    TheHeadlessMole: not yet
    TheHeadlessMole: im involved in a hefty game of worms right now
    TheHeadlessMole: but i just won, so il take it
    TheLedZeppelins4: k
    TheHeadlessMole: u suck
    TheHeadlessMole: that test is for the birds
    TheHeadlessMole: i found a way to fool the test, but they weren't anticipating me being so smart and said i was an idiot anyway
    TheHeadlessMole: so BOOYA
    TheLedZeppelins4: lol
    TheHeadlessMole wants to directly connect.
    TheLedZeppelins4 wants to directly connect.
    TheLedZeppelins4 is now directly connected.
    TheHeadlessMole:
    TheLedZeppelins4:
    TheLedZeppelins4:
    TheHeadlessMole: now fetch me an ID






    TheHeadlessMole: wassup wassup my man my man
    LegendarySkittle: I just found my Led Zepplin Remasters CD's
    LegendarySkittle: in the process of ripping the songs
    LegendarySkittle: 'sup w/ you?
    TheHeadlessMole: same ol same ol
    TheHeadlessMole: winmx won't let me download american idiot
    LegendarySkittle: :/
    TheHeadlessMole: every person i try the connection times out
    TheHeadlessMole: and the one person that almost workd, it said they were canceling the connection
    TheHeadlessMole: so I sent them some mean messages
    LegendarySkittle: :/
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    TheHeadlessMole: and they were all like 'wtf'
    TheHeadlessMole: and i was like 'stop'
    LegendarySkittle: now I'm glad I got the 1 gig iPod shuiffle
    LegendarySkittle: 'cause I now have ~20 more songs to add to it
    TheHeadlessMole: dam u
    TheHeadlessMole: well now we're good friends
    TheHeadlessMole: her name is sandy!
    TheHeadlessMole:
    LegendarySkittle: ?
    LegendarySkittle: what?
    LegendarySkittle: I don't understand the word you spaking
    TheHeadlessMole: teh chick i was tryin to download teh song from
    LegendarySkittle: oh
    TheHeadlessMole: we made up nice
    TheHeadlessMole:
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    TheHeadlessMole: i think ima still go 2 fw
    TheHeadlessMole: cuz dunbarr sed he might be there 2nite
    TheHeadlessMole: and tyler's prob comin too
    LegendarySkittle: k00l
    TheHeadlessMole: ya
    TheHeadlessMole: and now that i actually have money to spend
    TheHeadlessMole: [count 'em - 31 big ones]
    TheHeadlessMole: [report card money]
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    LegendarySkittle: I spent my report card money on upgrading from a 512 mb Shuffle to a 1 gig Shuffle
    TheHeadlessMole: well then you got a lot of report card money
    TheHeadlessMole: you rich bastard
    TheHeadlessMole: *pouts*
    LegendarySkittle: no
    LegendarySkittle: I didn't spend any of my christmas money
    LegendarySkittle: untill just the Ipod
    TheHeadlessMole: xmas?
    LegendarySkittle: and If I hadn't lost my calk I'd have more, 'cause I had to pay $60 for the new one
    LegendarySkittle: T-T
    TheHeadlessMole: hahaha
    TheHeadlessMole: sucka
    LegendarySkittle: so I
    LegendarySkittle: so I'd be having the 1 gig iPod Shuffle, plus a bunch of dating/FW money
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    TheHeadlessMole: i hit myself in the eye with my medallion
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    LegendarySkittle: looser
    LegendarySkittle:
    TheHeadlessMole: i was swingin it around yesterday and it smacked me in the eye
    LegendarySkittle: they totally played YMCA at the dancew
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: nice
    TheHeadlessMole: i wish i went
    LegendarySkittle: :/
    TheHeadlessMole: o well, I'll hit up the next one
    TheHeadlessMole: g2g
    TheHeadlessMole: l8r



    TheHeadlessMole: i wish bup was still a mod...
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: http://www.adiversions.com/forums/in...f=6&t=2808&hl=
    TheHeadlessMole: not bup, but still awesome
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: so estupido
    TheHeadlessMole: i miss the animaniacs
    TheHeadlessMole: and freakazoid...
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    LegendarySkittle: me too
    LegendarySkittle: they were awesome shows
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: back when kds wb was cool
    LegendarySkittle: I used to love Freakazoid
    LegendarySkittle: yeah
    TheHeadlessMole: and waynehead
    TheHeadlessMole: i used to watch that show for some reason
    TheHeadlessMole: the show about that black kid who had a huge metal foot
    TheHeadlessMole: good show
    TheHeadlessMole:
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    LegendarySkittle: don't remember
    TheHeadlessMole: it was like the cosby kids on steroids
    TheHeadlessMole: but less awesome
    TheHeadlessMole: and there was a chick in it
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: "Who cares if they're pedofiles? They should be pedofiles that pwn if you date the right e-people."
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    TheHeadlessMole: gigabane's my hero
    TheHeadlessMole: " Petition to ban, fsck that.
    Consider her subnet gone.
    She aint touching this unless it's through like 18 proxies."
    TheHeadlessMole: http://www.cactusflyspray.com/galler...gigabane02.jpg
    TheHeadlessMole: thats such a great pic
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: u saw my new and improved flash page, rite?
    LegendarySkittle: no
    TheHeadlessMole: www.freakyface.cjb.net/flash.htm
    TheHeadlessMole: i even made a html page for hiro 1
    TheHeadlessMole: it was a bitch, too, cause I don't have any templates for flash, so I had to use notepad
    LegendarySkittle: >.<
    TheHeadlessMole: the update took me so long
    TheHeadlessMole: check out the hiro episode guide, tho
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    LegendarySkittle: like it
    TheHeadlessMole: thx
    LegendarySkittle: 8 days!
    TheHeadlessMole: ?
    LegendarySkittle: 'till I'm an Elite on GameFAQs
    TheHeadlessMole: nice
    LegendarySkittle: that's 700 Karma
    LegendarySkittle: that's 700 days of posting atleas once
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: woot
    LegendarySkittle: like, 2 years
    TheHeadlessMole: or should i say WH00T!
    LegendarySkittle: hahah
    TheHeadlessMole: that's quite a bit
    LegendarySkittle: I know
    LegendarySkittle: it
    LegendarySkittle: It's actually a little more than 2 years
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    TheHeadlessMole: its a little less
    TheHeadlessMole: 700 days
    TheHeadlessMole: 365 days per year
    TheHeadlessMole: 365 times two is 730
    TheHeadlessMole: it's still quite the accomplishment, though
    LegendarySkittle: oh
    LegendarySkittle: w/e
    TheHeadlessMole: heh
    LegendarySkittle: I was thinbking 335 for soem reason
    TheHeadlessMole: ah
    TheHeadlessMole: heres something i did not know
    LegendarySkittle: what
    TheHeadlessMole: if you press down the scroll wheel in firefox it opens the link you're over in a new TAB automatically
    TheHeadlessMole: that's handy
    LegendarySkittle: I knew that
    LegendarySkittle: I only found it out like, a fewe days ago though
    TheHeadlessMole: its cool
    LegendarySkittle: 'cause my scroll wheel is worn out so it doesn't really scroll right, so I'm been doing that click dowan scroll thing
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    LegendarySkittle signed off at 4:33:12 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe
    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


    You heard it here first, folks!

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  23. #23

    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    Ok, chapter 15 at last!

    Chapter 15: Bomb Threat

    You have just entered room "Chat 12527226440243421872."
    TheHeadlessMole: nice name
    AlteredRealitySR: w00t
    LegendarySkittle: yo
    TheHeadlessMole: sup diggidydawgz
    TheLedZeppelins4: YaY no school
    Crono Reborn has entered the room.
    AlteredRealitySR: How long is this gonna last anyway?
    TheLedZeppelins4: who just came in?
    AlteredRealitySR: Chris
    Crono Reborn: i ask u
    AlteredRealitySR: (bob-jones)
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheLedZeppelins4: max
    Crono Reborn: o
    TheLedZeppelins4: invite other?
    TheHeadlessMole: probably billions of time
    TheLedZeppelins4: s
    TheLedZeppelins4: ?
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    AlteredRealitySR: yeha the school is big enough
    TheHeadlessMole: and then they're gonna crack down like a bunch of facists after this
    TheLedZeppelins4: should i?
    LegendarySkittle: Jimm, did my group in science go?
    AlteredRealitySR: jim run!
    TheHeadlessMole: AAAHHH
    TheHeadlessMole: on monday?
    kervinerven has entered the room.
    TheHeadlessMole: i wasnt there
    LegendarySkittle: yeah
    LegendarySkittle: oh
    TheLedZeppelins4: *ipod slap*
    LegendarySkittle: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: HAY KEV
    Crono Reborn: hey
    LegendarySkittle: boowwww
    kervinerven: ur old Sn
    AlteredRealitySR: hey
    LegendarySkittle: It's KEVIN
    AlteredRealitySR: KEVIN!
    TheLedZeppelins4: w00t
    kervinerven: who is Everyone
    TheLedZeppelins4: whos that?
    LegendarySkittle: I'm Steve
    AlteredRealitySR: im Scott
    TheLedZeppelins4: im max
    Crono Reborn: BOB
    TheHeadlessMole: it's me!
    TheLedZeppelins4: lol
    kervinerven: I see
    kervinerven: Im KEVIN
    TheHeadlessMole: woah
    TheLedZeppelins4: does all of south still have school?
    TheHeadlessMole: trippy
    kervinerven: proboly
    Crono Reborn: lol
    TheLedZeppelins4: ha sux to be them
    LegendarySkittle: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...iant_NES_1.jpg
    AlteredRealitySR: Hey Kevin i can bother you online now too
    TheHeadlessMole: bruhahahaha
    LegendarySkittle: hehehehe
    LegendarySkittle: Robby still gots schoolio
    AlteredRealitySR: lol yeah
    kervinerven: ooh nooooooo
    TheLedZeppelins4: HAHAHA
    AlteredRealitySR: he hates me dude
    AlteredRealitySR: lol
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: robby hates u?
    TheHeadlessMole: y?
    AlteredRealitySR: no idea
    TheLedZeppelins4: i still have his move i have to give back
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: and scott
    AlteredRealitySR: he just has since 7th grade
    AlteredRealitySR: lol
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: u still gotta copy VLB 4 me
    Crono Reborn: ok
    AlteredRealitySR: ...lol i forgot
    TheHeadlessMole: u stinky mofo
    AlteredRealitySR: i want cash
    TheLedZeppelins4: I WANT THAT BACK!
    LegendarySkittle:
    AlteredRealitySR: ...and a flash cartoon
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: ul get them
    TheLedZeppelins4: scott i want VLB back
    TheHeadlessMole: but only one of them
    AlteredRealitySR: okay
    TheHeadlessMole: and that one is teh flash
    AlteredRealitySR: lol woot
    LegendarySkittle: how's t3h flash going btw Jimm?
    TheHeadlessMole: 'sgoin alright
    LegendarySkittle: <(^-^)b
    TheHeadlessMole: I've got about a sixth of expisode 2 done
    TheHeadlessMole: minus the theme song
    Crono Reborn: i still need to send u the sound
    kervinerven: i forgot bout this chat
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    kervinerven: i always do that
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: same here
    LegendarySkittle: I do that alot
    TheLedZeppelins4: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: lol
    TheLedZeppelins4: i could tell last time i was in a chat w/ u steve
    kervinerven: hey Steve
    LegendarySkittle: ?
    stewieismyhero67 has entered the room.
    stewieismyhero67: HOLY JESUS
    kervinerven: did that girl that u always ahng with take ur virginity
    TheHeadlessMole: dam strait
    LegendarySkittle: wh's that/
    TheLedZeppelins4: brian, is there going to be lax?
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Crono Reborn: whose that
    stewieismyhero67: idk
    TheLedZeppelins4: thts brian
    stewieismyhero67: yeah
    LegendarySkittle: brian?
    LegendarySkittle: ok
    stewieismyhero67: BICTHES
    stewieismyhero67: wait...
    stewieismyhero67: BITCHES*
    TheHeadlessMole: there's too many people here
    kervinerven: Bitch
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: hm...
    TheLedZeppelins4: ......
    TheHeadlessMole: I'm kicking everyone out except for me
    AlteredRealitySR: i say we vote to kick someone
    kervinerven: did u or didnt you
    kervinerven: i saw we kick the shortest
    kervinerven: say*
    AlteredRealitySR: ...max
    LegendarySkittle: mac
    LegendarySkittle: max*
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    AlteredRealitySR: no wait
    TheLedZeppelins4: i kicked adam out of a chat once
    AlteredRealitySR: brian shorter?
    TheHeadlessMole: max is as tall as me
    TheHeadlessMole: and I'm taller than brian
    stewieismyhero67: god u guys talk a LOT
    TheHeadlessMole: but then there's brummet...
    stewieismyhero67: but ur a crap load crazier
    AlteredRealitySR: GOSH we do
    Crono Reborn: what
    kervinerven: he is in here?
    TheLedZeppelins4: who?
    TheHeadlessMole: XD
    LegendarySkittle: hi
    Crono Reborn: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: who's on first?
    TheHeadlessMole: i dunno
    TheHeadlessMole: THIRD BASE!!!
    Crono Reborn: abbot and costello
    kervinerven: haaaaaa*old man cough*
    TheHeadlessMole: dam straight mofo
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: -slap kevin-
    TheLedZeppelins4: ???
    kervinerven: *fall to ground*
    stewieismyhero67: whos crono reborn?
    Crono Reborn: -kill scott-
    AlteredRealitySR: -point/laugh-
    AlteredRealitySR: ...
    kervinerven: *rape dead body*
    TheHeadlessMole: crono's brummet
    Crono Reborn: -kill everyone else-
    AlteredRealitySR: ah wtf?
    stewieismyhero67: ahh
    stewieismyhero67: BRUMMET!
    LegendarySkittle: hi
    Crono Reborn: yeah...
    stewieismyhero67: whats up
    AlteredRealitySR: HI STEVE!
    Crono Reborn: nm'
    Crono Reborn: u
    TheLedZeppelins4: &
    TheLedZeppelins4: 7
    AlteredRealitySR: 37
    TheHeadlessMole: HOLY CRAP ITS MAX WHOAMG!!
    TheLedZeppelins4: im bored
    AlteredRealitySR: JIM
    AlteredRealitySR: we need something to entertain us
    AlteredRealitySR: go make a flash cartoon
    stewieismyhero67: altered reality sr?
    TheLedZeppelins4: ya scott, how bout 437!?
    LegendarySkittle: OMG MAX? WHERE!? *wallet*
    AlteredRealitySR: lol
    TheLedZeppelins4: *ipod*
    TheHeadlessMole: u want a flash cartoon?
    AlteredRealitySR: steve how was thta last time, getting attacked by my wallet and max's ipod
    TheHeadlessMole: il flash cartoon you right in the face
    TheLedZeppelins4: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: alteredreality r scott
    TheHeadlessMole: u bastard
    AlteredRealitySR: der
    TheLedZeppelins4: this sux i cant read my own font
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: i can read it
    TheHeadlessMole: i can read it nine times
    AlteredRealitySR: wow your pretty retarded then
    TheLedZeppelins4: i will change it
    Crono Reborn: ne way...
    TheHeadlessMole: im changin my font times ten
    TheHeadlessMole: now move
    Crono Reborn: ok
    stewieismyhero67: jesus christ u guys talk a lot
    Crono Reborn: duh
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    Crono Reborn: y else call this place a chat room
    AlteredRealitySR: what else are we gonna do
    TheLedZeppelins4: ha
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: sit here and be emos?
    AlteredRealitySR: ...
    stewieismyhero67: whos altered reality?
    TheHeadlessMole: kay guys this is my new font wat do ya think?
    stewieismyhero67: *throw up*
    stewieismyhero67: emos
    AlteredRealitySR: Scott
    TheLedZeppelins4: ok i need to do some catchin up
    TheLedZeppelins4: ok
    stewieismyhero67: *gag*
    TheHeadlessMole: it was too small
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: i like this one tho
    stewieismyhero67: dude
    stewieismyhero67: u goin on sat.?
    TheLedZeppelins4: wut the dif?
    TheHeadlessMole: probsly
    stewieismyhero67: sweet
    stewieismyhero67: oh
    TheLedZeppelins4: go where?
    stewieismyhero67: tay told me to tell u that she loves u, not as much as me, but she loves u for helpin her out last night
    TheHeadlessMole: there
    TheLedZeppelins4: here?
    TheHeadlessMole: now that's a font and a half
    TheHeadlessMole: everywhere!
    TheLedZeppelins4: in ur moms pants?
    TheHeadlessMole: kool
    TheHeadlessMole: im loved
    TheHeadlessMole: OH SNAP
    stewieismyhero67: what
    AlteredRealitySR: yeah Jim HELPED someone alright
    TheLedZeppelins4: lol
    stewieismyhero67: dirty, lol
    TheHeadlessMole: MEGA BURN!!!
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: okay
    TheLedZeppelins4: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: everyone forgot about this chat
    AlteredRealitySR: except for us 4
    stewieismyhero67: hey, u dont work at dunkin donuts
    TheLedZeppelins4: o well
    TheHeadlessMole: YES BUT I WILL
    stewieismyhero67: that coffee's ****in hot!!
    Crono Reborn: >-<
    Crono Reborn: i cant keep up
    TheLedZeppelins4: lolo
    TheHeadlessMole: BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA GET ME THE ****IN APPLICATION
    TheHeadlessMole: YOU RAT BASTARD
    TheLedZeppelins4: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: lol
    stewieismyhero67: im not a rat bastard
    AlteredRealitySR: Im gonna work at Max's
    TheLedZeppelins4: sure u arnt
    Crono Reborn: YEAH AN APPLICATION!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: FINE
    stewieismyhero67: ur gettin me and quagmire mixed up
    TheHeadlessMole: U REGULAR BASTARD
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: LOL
    Crono Reborn: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: lol
    TheLedZeppelins4: WOOT!
    stewieismyhero67: u semi-normal bastard
    AlteredRealitySR: so jim does this mean Im the Decaf bastard?
    TheHeadlessMole: YEA U WISH
    TheLedZeppelins4: quite possibly
    AlteredRealitySR: lol
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: WELL I PROBABLY HAVE TO GO
    stewieismyhero67: whos altered reality?
    AlteredRealitySR: IM SCOTT GOD
    Crono Reborn: probably
    TheHeadlessMole: SO I'LL CATCH YOU GUYS ON THE FLIP-FLOP
    AlteredRealitySR: weve said it 5 times
    TheHeadlessMole: MAYBE
    TheLedZeppelins4: HE LIES!
    stewieismyhero67: scott who?
    AlteredRealitySR: rich
    TheHeadlessMole: LATER PISSANTS


    BRIAN



    TheHeadlessMole: no skool biggidybooya
    stewieismyhero67: i kno
    stewieismyhero67: thats y im home u filthy idiot
    TheHeadlessMole: it was so random
    stewieismyhero67: brb
    TheHeadlessMole: the bus pulls up, and the drivers like 'no skool 2day guyz'
    TheHeadlessMole: aight
    stewieismyhero67: i know
    stewieismyhero67: shes like i swear to god if u guys dont go home ill run u over
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    stewieismyhero67: she got angry
    TheHeadlessMole: she needs to shut the **** up then
    TheHeadlessMole: stupid bitch
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: cmon man
    stewieismyhero67: shes a BUS DRIVER
    stewieismyhero67: i mean jeez
    TheHeadlessMole: boo hoo
    TheHeadlessMole: im a bus RIDER
    TheHeadlessMole: do u have any idea how bad that makes me feel?
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: im a bus rider too
    stewieismyhero67: BITCH
    TheHeadlessMole: i installed firefox onto my school account
    stewieismyhero67: ur the only one on
    TheHeadlessMole: nah
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: why?
    TheHeadlessMole: KP's on
    stewieismyhero67: scrn name?
    TheHeadlessMole: cause it's better than internet explorer by 10x
    TheHeadlessMole: mix me a tape
    stewieismyhero67: me?
    TheHeadlessMole: her screen name is mix me a tape
    stewieismyhero67: ok...?
    stewieismyhero67: sweet]
    TheHeadlessMole: hey, do u kno y we don't have skool?
    stewieismyhero67: bomb threat i think
    TheHeadlessMole: shiot man, I'm talkin to seven people at the same time
    TheHeadlessMole: THAT'S TOO MANY!
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: who?
    TheHeadlessMole: you, KP, brittany, scott, steve, brummet, and a-dawg
    TheHeadlessMole: and now max
    stewieismyhero67: brittany ________?
    TheHeadlessMole: skahan
    TheHeadlessMole: the gothic one
    stewieismyhero67: oh
    stewieismyhero67: *throw up*
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    stewieismyhero67: i forgot i had taco bell last night...
    stewieismyhero67: tastes like chickn
    TheHeadlessMole: and Kevin
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    stewieismyhero67: reinhart?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    stewieismyhero67: scrn name
    TheHeadlessMole: kervinerven
    stewieismyhero67: lol
    stewieismyhero67: figures
    TheHeadlessMole: G2G
    stewieismyhero67: where?


    KP [katherine]


    mix me a tape: BOOM BOOM BOOM
    TheHeadlessMole: *does the no-skool-2day jig*
    mix me a tape: hahah
    mix me a tape is away at 7:07:16 AM.
    TheHeadlessMole: G2G

    Auto response from mix me a tape: bomb threats=no school


    BRITTANY


    Broken Wingz 612: hey do you know why we dont have school?
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    Broken Wingz 612: oh
    TheHeadlessMole: i wasn't really paying attention
    TheHeadlessMole: do u?
    Broken Wingz 612: nah
    Broken Wingz 612: my bus driver was just like go home there aint school
    Broken Wingz 612: i was like.. umm
    TheHeadlessMole: lol, same here
    Broken Wingz 612: this is odd..
    TheHeadlessMole: havin us stannin out there in the rain waitin for tha goddamn busses...
    TheHeadlessMole: i think it was a bomb threat
    Broken Wingz 612: that sucks
    TheHeadlessMole: i heard someone got picked up, too, and whatnot
    TheHeadlessMole: im so sure
    TheHeadlessMole: it rox the jagz ass
    Broken Wingz 612: ....
    Broken Wingz 612: im hopin its cuz of the rain... cuz the river is right in the back
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: whole school gets ruined, and we all have to go to south
    TheHeadlessMole: like wat happened in pennichuck
    TheHeadlessMole: how smooth would that be
    Broken Wingz 612: nah b.c south would get trashed too... b.c they have the bomb
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: then we could all go back to jr high!
    Broken Wingz 612: i was just gonna say that
    TheHeadlessMole: and torment the young'uns
    Broken Wingz 612: how much would that suck
    TheHeadlessMole: i would love it
    TheHeadlessMole: I'd get to go hang with mahoney and stoncious and pizolato again
    Broken Wingz 612: yeah.. we could see josh!!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: hells yea
    TheHeadlessMole: i saw him at ty's the other day
    TheHeadlessMole: we played worms
    Broken Wingz 612: yes and it would be like old times
    TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
    TheHeadlessMole: old times r teh shit
    Broken Wingz 612: yeah like 7th grade
    Broken Wingz 612: me you matt ty josh
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    Broken Wingz 612: i miss you guys lol...
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Broken Wingz 612: .... yeah like old times..
    Broken Wingz 612: whoop whoop will smith
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Broken Wingz 612: nvm..
    Broken Wingz 612: jimmy you were right
    TheHeadlessMole: bout wat
    TheHeadlessMole: bom thret?
    Broken Wingz 612: yeah
    TheHeadlessMole: smooth
    Broken Wingz 612: not really
    Broken Wingz 612: im freekin out
    TheHeadlessMole: y?
    TheHeadlessMole: it's just a little bomb threat
    TheHeadlessMole: 's not like there's anything important in the damn school anyway
    Broken Wingz 612: yeah a little one that will kill us all!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: that place sucks
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: G2G
    Broken Wingz 612: ight peace


    SCOTT


    AlteredRealitySR: dude
    TheHeadlessMole: no skoo!
    AlteredRealitySR: this is great
    AlteredRealitySR: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: hell yea mofo hell yea
    AlteredRealitySR: what did you hear
    AlteredRealitySR: bomb threat?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: it so gr8
    AlteredRealitySR: lol max is on the phone
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: tell him to get his ass online
    AlteredRealitySR: hes going on
    TheHeadlessMole: smooth
    TheHeadlessMole: G2G
    AlteredRealitySR: L8R


    STEVE


    LegendarySkittle: no school
    TheHeadlessMole: *does the no skool jig*
    TheHeadlessMole: i heard it was a bomb threat
    LegendarySkittle: I was there
    LegendarySkittle: definatly was
    TheHeadlessMole: shiot
    TheHeadlessMole: real bomb threat
    TheHeadlessMole: or just onna them false ones
    LegendarySkittle: dunno
    LegendarySkittle: scott says probably real
    TheHeadlessMole: G2G


    BRUMMET [chris]


    Crono Reborn: jimm...
    TheHeadlessMole: no skoo
    TheHeadlessMole: sup
    Crono Reborn: what did u do now?
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Crono Reborn: nm
    TheHeadlessMole: sorry man
    Crono Reborn: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: i was just workin on somethin in the library and left it there...
    Crono Reborn: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: i called the school and asked if they could bring it back, and now they've ARRESTED ME
    TheHeadlessMole:
    Crono Reborn: :-)
    Crono Reborn: so how long is this going to last?
    TheHeadlessMole: no idea
    TheHeadlessMole: G2G
    Crono Reborn: cay
    Crono Reborn: cya


    A-DAWG [aaron]


    mycurlzownurhair: r u happy we do not have skool?
    TheHeadlessMole: yes
    mycurlzownurhair: OBVIOUSLY
    mycurlzownurhair: haha
    mycurlzownurhair: r u getting better?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    mycurlzownurhair: good
    mycurlzownurhair: "what is up" in the air
    TheHeadlessMole: a friggin bomb threat, that's whats up
    mycurlzownurhair: r u mad?
    TheHeadlessMole: y the hell would i be mad?
    mycurlzownurhair: good i thought u had snapped into liking school
    mycurlzownurhair: Yesterday at Tennis practice there was this heavyset kid and he fell over in the gym and then paris went over to help the kid just to be able to stop running
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    mycurlzownurhair: it was hilarious
    TheHeadlessMole: G2G


    ALICIA


    DogpilE2: aaaaaaahhhhhh we gonna 'splode momma!!!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: yay
    DogpilE2: *does a little rain jig*
    TheHeadlessMole: rain rain go 'way
    DogpilE2: i lovez dah rain!!!!!
    DogpilE2: i was all dancing and stoof in it!!!!!
    DogpilE2: funnfun
    TheHeadlessMole: i got glasses again :-(
    DogpilE2: i think you look good in glasses
    DogpilE2: and plus now you can see
    TheHeadlessMole: meh
    TheHeadlessMole: everyone sez i look better without 'em
    DogpilE2: your just not jimmi without em
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    DogpilE2: well they havent known you long as i have
    TheHeadlessMole: true enough
    TheHeadlessMole: im talkin to too many people
    TheHeadlessMole: i think it's nine or ten now
    DogpilE2: woa, thats soooooo long!
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: its really kinda confusing
    DogpilE2: mehs
    DogpilE2: come over
    TheHeadlessMole: maybe i will
    DogpilE2: no not maybe
    DogpilE2: yes
    DogpilE2: and bring something 'harcore'
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: G2G
    DogpilE2: to my house


    MATT [matt]


    PaperMattShea: hey duude
    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    TheHeadlessMole: sup
    PaperMattShea: waho
    PaperMattShea: bigfont
    TheHeadlessMole: hell yea
    TheHeadlessMole: i love this font
    TheHeadlessMole: but i g2g
    TheHeadlessMole: l8r
    PaperMattShea: it's obnoxious
    PaperMattShea: ok
    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe
    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


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    Default The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    Alright, here's we go, chapter 15 --- Chats.

    Well... me and Matt got to talkin. Then I left. Or he left. I think it was me. Then I came back, and we went to go chat. About halfway through the second chatroom, my computer started fuckin up on me, so most of the first half of that chat [which was awesome and cool and awesomely cool] is gone, but I got some from cassie so 'sall good.

    Chapter Fifteen --- CHATS.


    TheHeadlessMole: hay mat zup!>?112!~?
    PaperMattShea: supa chat !
    PaperMattShea: Jimm chat room!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: it says it won't work
    PaperMattShea: ??
    PaperMattShea: hmm






    LegendarySkittle: w00t
    LegendarySkittle: 293 on population Tire
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: where the hell were you today?
    LegendarySkittle: sick
    TheHeadlessMole: sick my ass
    TheHeadlessMole: you missed it
    TheHeadlessMole: we had to act out scenes from romeo and juliet
    TheHeadlessMole: me and artie got the beginning of the balcony scene
    TheHeadlessMole: and i had to be juliet
    TheHeadlessMole: and i was all *squeaky voice*
    TheHeadlessMole: why'd you leave the chat?
    LegendarySkittle: I'm tired
    LegendarySkittle: and I don't wanna be in a chat right now
    TheHeadlessMole: meh
    TheHeadlessMole: me neither, really
    TheHeadlessMole: i hate chats, i always forget about them
    LegendarySkittle: me 2





    You have just entered room "chat1418117392082638709."
    TheIMnameOfMax: hi again\
    PaperMattShea: yay jimm
    TheIMnameOfMax: JIMMY!
    PaperMattShea: it's lunch again!
    KillermonkeysXYZ: ahh!
    TheIMnameOfMax: minus the hoodsies
    PaperMattShea: minus the constantina
    PaperMattShea: yay
    PaperMattShea: that too :-(
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: and plus one scott
    AlteredRealitySR: and me
    PaperMattShea: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: woot
    TheIMnameOfMax: and the frantic shoting
    PaperMattShea: Hmm
    TheHeadlessMole: dood max
    KillermonkeysXYZ: and the table...
    TheIMnameOfMax: *shouting
    PaperMattShea: jimm should i take a pic of my directorness?
    TheIMnameOfMax: tyhat too
    TheHeadlessMole: so can you bring the hat 2morro?
    PaperMattShea: hat?!
    TheIMnameOfMax: sure...
    PaperMattShea: i have hats
    TheIMnameOfMax: i have hats 2
    TheHeadlessMole: yes
    TheIMnameOfMax: that reminds me, the russian hat
    AlteredRealitySR: russian one
    TheHeadlessMole: take your direction pic
    TheHeadlessMole: it'll be amazing
    TheIMnameOfMax: the hat that is awesom cuz of its russian-ness
    PaperMattShea: oh
    PaperMattShea: ok
    TheHeadlessMole: oh, and my chatroom's bein all laggy right now because

    I'm kazaaing, so my response's'll be a little late
    TheIMnameOfMax: ditto minus the kazaing
    PaperMattShea: booo
    TheHeadlessMole: stupid dialup
    PaperMattShea: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA
    TheHeadlessMole: so max u can bring the hat?
    AlteredRealitySR: well i can see this conversation is going places..
    TheIMnameOfMax: prolly
    AlteredRealitySR: and so am i, later, i have a meeting.
    TheHeadlessMole: oh yes
    TheHeadlessMole: YAY
    AlteredRealitySR: not yay
    AlteredRealitySR has left the room.
    TheHeadlessMole: it'll secure my good grade
    TheIMnameOfMax: boo
    TheHeadlessMole: now i just need to make myself a fake stalin-esque

    mustache
    KillermonkeysXYZ: AHH!!!!
    TheIMnameOfMax: to scott who left
    TheHeadlessMole: where he go?
    PaperMattShea: lol
    TheIMnameOfMax: a scout meeting
    TheIMnameOfMax: matt we geting soda 2morrow?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: as in boy scouts?
    TheIMnameOfMax: as in yes
    KillermonkeysXYZ: as in how old is he?
    TheHeadlessMole: hahahahaha
    TheHeadlessMole: he's in boy scouts
    TheHeadlessMole: i totally quit like 3 years ago
    TheHeadlessMole: and he's still in it
    TheHeadlessMole: just like brian ha ha ha
    TheIMnameOfMax: i totaly quit... like more than 3
    KillermonkeysXYZ: hmm...
    TheIMnameOfMax: jimm were u in scouts w/ sam?
    TheIMnameOfMax: cuz apparently i was 2 w/ scott
    TheHeadlessMole: thronhill?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TheIMnameOfMax: ya
    TheHeadlessMole: and russel
    TheHeadlessMole: we were all in it 2getha, it was smooth
    TheIMnameOfMax: i remember he kept talking about mindy adams
    yarg of planet 4 has entered the room.
    yarg of planet 4 has left the room.
    TheHeadlessMole: she's so hot
    TheIMnameOfMax: true
    TheHeadlessMole: who the hell was that?
    TheIMnameOfMax: very true
    TheIMnameOfMax: that was some russian kid
    TheHeadlessMole: she's in 2 of my classes
    TheHeadlessMole: it's pretty cool
    TheIMnameOfMax: bastardo
    TheIMnameOfMax: !
    TheHeadlessMole: u know what?
    TheHeadlessMole: all of my classes are loaded with hot girls
    TheIMnameOfMax: i kno nicole is in my class
    TheHeadlessMole: every single one
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: it's awesome
    PaperMattShea: hmm
    PaperMattShea: i'll brb
    TheIMnameOfMax: ya i got some pretty hot girls in mine 2
    TheHeadlessMole: aight
    TheIMnameOfMax: k
    TheHeadlessMole: no, i mean ALL of mine are LOADED
    TheIMnameOfMax: have u ever been killed by a monkey?
    TheIMnameOfMax: to cassie
    TheHeadlessMole: there might be 2 or 3 of the girls in any of my classes

    that aren't smokin
    KillermonkeysXYZ: no
    TheHeadlessMole: and by smokin i mean hot
    TheIMnameOfMax: ok tehn
    KillermonkeysXYZ: It was an inside joke.
    TheHeadlessMole: well that would explain a lot
    TheIMnameOfMax: ok then
    LegendarySkittle has left the room.
    TheIMnameOfMax: DAM U STEVE!
    TheIMnameOfMax: whats up ppl?
    PaperMattShea: nmu
    TheIMnameOfMax: same
    TheIMnameOfMax: iv had the same song going 4 hours
    TheIMnameOfMax: and i just changed it
    TheHeadlessMole: good job
    TheHeadlessMole: why did you have that?
    PaperMattShea: lol, that's long time
    TheIMnameOfMax: it was on a one track play list and i always have repeat

    play list on
    TheIMnameOfMax: its the one song by jimi hendrix i have
    TheHeadlessMole: he's better than page
    TheHeadlessMole: no questions aksed
    TheIMnameOfMax: matt, if u started teh chat u can kick ppl out some how
    TheIMnameOfMax: HELLZ NO!
    PaperMattShea: JIMI HENDRIX!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: oh max, btw, link matt to salty sam
    TheHeadlessMole: i forget the address
    TheIMnameOfMax: right
    TheIMnameOfMax: !
    TheIMnameOfMax: click on all the windows alerts, click th album pic then

    there will be a list of links, salty sam is one of em
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: woah
    PaperMattShea: grue;lakej;lekjar;ek
    PaperMattShea: grr
    TheHeadlessMole: its tarzan in the ladyflesh
    KillermonkeysXYZ: ...
    TheIMnameOfMax: ?!?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Im bored
    TheIMnameOfMax: most things i ask, but this one im not
    TheIMnameOfMax: wealcome to my world
    TheHeadlessMole: by that i probably mean 'it's tarzan in the flesh! [in

    lady form]'
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    KillermonkeysXYZ: hmm,,,
    TheIMnameOfMax: y the fuck is my comp being so godam slow!?
    TheIMnameOfMax: no takers ok
    TheHeadlessMole: ha ha ha ha
    TheHeadlessMole: slow comp ha ha
    PaperMattShea: cuz ur making it sad and depressed by yelling durr
    TheHeadlessMole: even though mine's even slower
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: dood matt
    TheHeadlessMole: look at this and tell me it doesnt look like kirsten
    TheIMnameOfMax: sam thought it was a lot when i had 3 emails (thats

    conrad)
    TheHeadlessMole: www,freakyface,cjb.net/wierd.jpg
    TheHeadlessMole: or maybe it's www.freakyface.cjb.net/weird.jpg
    TheHeadlessMole: either one
    TheHeadlessMole: i think it's the second, actually
    PaperMattShea: WHAOOOO
    PaperMattShea: jimm that's crazy
    TheIMnameOfMax: dare i click?
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: its from a franz music video
    TheHeadlessMole: it freaked me out when i saw it
    PaperMattShea: mmhmm
    TheIMnameOfMax: ok
    TheIMnameOfMax: then
    TheIMnameOfMax: this page cannot be displayed
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Dont go to heaven without sunglasses
    TheIMnameOfMax: y not?
    TheHeadlessMole: click on the one that's a link, max
    TheIMnameOfMax: i did
    KillermonkeysXYZ: its so gosh darn bright
    TheHeadlessMole: because it's too damn bright, obviously
    TheHeadlessMole: woah, i got pre-empted
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: trippy
    TheHeadlessMole: its like we're twins and we're all psychic
    TheIMnameOfMax: so wait, u were married, devorced, and then u were

    twins!?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: yes
    TheHeadlessMole: obviously
    TheIMnameOfMax: JIMBO MARRIED HIS SISTER!?
    TheHeadlessMole: how else could anything work?
    TheIMnameOfMax: sick freak
    KillermonkeysXYZ: but we're divorced
    TheHeadlessMole: yeah
    TheIMnameOfMax: o well
    TheHeadlessMole: i know
    TheHeadlessMole: i mean come on
    KillermonkeysXYZ: and atleast we're not like the kids on euro trip!
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: never saw that
    TheIMnameOfMax: never saw, told not 2
    TheHeadlessMole: wats up with the eurotrip kids?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: uh...some guy makes out with his twin sister...
    TheHeadlessMole: ewww
    TheIMnameOfMax: right...
    TheHeadlessMole: thats kinda raunchy
    TheIMnameOfMax: scott told me that there is a close up shot of a guys

    dick
    TheIMnameOfMax: so im not seeing it
    KillermonkeysXYZ: it was gross
    TheHeadlessMole: sounds like it
    KillermonkeysXYZ: um...theres a bunch of naked guys running on the

    beach...they were all old and fat to...
    TheHeadlessMole: ahhh
    TheIMnameOfMax: ya...
    TheHeadlessMole: my eyes!
    TheIMnameOfMax: i reallllllly dont feel like doing math right now
    TheHeadlessMole: they've been damaged just from reading that!!!
    TheIMnameOfMax: MY LIFE WAS DAMAGED FROM HEARING SCOTT TELL ME OF IT!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: haha you have math and i had it last semester and i had

    finneral so it was superduper easy anyway hrhrr
    PaperMattShea: brb again
    TheIMnameOfMax: k again
    TheHeadlessMole: i thought you were already gone
    KillermonkeysXYZ: i did too
    TheIMnameOfMax: i had math this sememster... and last!
    TheHeadlessMole: haha sucke
    TheHeadlessMole: you had spanish this and last too
    KillermonkeysXYZ: i have it this semester too
    TheHeadlessMole: double sucke
    KillermonkeysXYZ: math
    TheIMnameOfMax: i duble up ifyed
    KillermonkeysXYZ: well...geometry
    TheHeadlessMole: hrhr
    TheHeadlessMole: i have geometry next year
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I have it now
    TheHeadlessMole: and i'll probably take algebra 2 too to get ahead
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I probably wont
    TheHeadlessMole: my birthday's in 5 days yay
    TheIMnameOfMax: luckly my teacher sucks and i can show some other

    assignment and check it off
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    KillermonkeysXYZ: HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN FIVE DAYS
    TheHeadlessMole: i love teachers like that
    TheIMnameOfMax: DITO!
    TheHeadlessMole: yay i got an HB
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Does anyone have Ms. Barber?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I hate her so much.
    TheHeadlessMole: no, but i heard she sucks
    TheIMnameOfMax: to wut u and cassie said back then
    TheIMnameOfMax: i heard shes a skid mark on jimm's @$$... but not really
    TheIMnameOfMax: and no i dont
    KillermonkeysXYZ: hmm...
    TheHeadlessMole: but i have mrs larose for english
    TheHeadlessMole: and she's worse guaranteed
    TheHeadlessMole: she's the biggest bitch ever, and she's OLD
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I was so mean to ms barber...
    TheHeadlessMole: i mean, she's like past retirement age old
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I laugh at her.
    KillermonkeysXYZ: hahaha
    TheHeadlessMole: she's so old she's one of them old people that wears

    her pants up to her neck
    TheHeadlessMole: and gets old-timey jokes
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I think my CG&D teacher wears adult diapers...
    TheHeadlessMole: and cracks shitty jokes all the time and laughs at

    herself
    TheHeadlessMole: really
    TheHeadlessMole: y?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: It looks like it
    KillermonkeysXYZ: thats what everyone talks about
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: all my classes this semester suck the big cock except

    for world studies
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I will be gone for a moment
    TheHeadlessMole: cause i have otocka and he's the coolest cat B
    TheHeadlessMole: aight
    TheHeadlessMole: well max it looks like its just you and me
    KillermonkeysXYZ: hi
    TheHeadlessMole: max?
    TheHeadlessMole: MAXXXXX?!?!?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: AHH HES DEAD!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: THEY'RE ALL GONE
    TheHeadlessMole: we're the only ones left...
    KillermonkeysXYZ: ...dont rape me...
    TheHeadlessMole: don't worry, i'm just gonna eat you
    KillermonkeysXYZ: AHH!
    TheHeadlessMole: oh come on, don't be a baby
    TheHeadlessMole: it won't be that bad
    KillermonkeysXYZ: When my friend was in fourth grade she told her

    parents that when she died she wanted to bbe fed to canibles...she was

    serious too
    TheIMnameOfMax has left the room.
    KillermonkeysXYZ: she thought it was charitable because they dont get to

    eat that ofter.
    TheHeadlessMole: i think your friend had some issues
    KillermonkeysXYZ: she does
    TheHeadlessMole: well, that solves the Max issue
    KillermonkeysXYZ: she's the one who threatened matt's life...
    TheHeadlessMole: matt's life got threatened?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: yes
    TheHeadlessMole: i never heard about it?
    TheHeadlessMole: do tell
    KillermonkeysXYZ: eh. I dont really feel like telling any more stories
    KillermonkeysXYZ: ask him about it
    KillermonkeysXYZ: that is...if hes still alive!
    KillermonkeysXYZ: AHHHH!
    TheHeadlessMole: for some reason i had him ignored
    TheHeadlessMole: i dont remember doing that
    KillermonkeysXYZ: ...hmm
    TheHeadlessMole: dag yo
    TheHeadlessMole: thats creepy
    TheHeadlessMole: it must be the ghost of max
    TheHeadlessMole: back for revenge for something i probably did
    KillermonkeysXYZ: AHH!
    TheHeadlessMole: like ruining it for him and nicloe ha ha ha I'm a bad

    person
    KillermonkeysXYZ: you turely are evil
    TheHeadlessMole: i know
    KillermonkeysXYZ: truely*
    TheHeadlessMole: but it wasn't on purpose
    KillermonkeysXYZ: suuure
    TheHeadlessMole: oh fine FINE
    TheHeadlessMole: don't believe me
    TheHeadlessMole: i don't care



    TheHeadlessMole: where you go?
    PaperMattShea: huh?
    TheHeadlessMole: you're not chatting it up
    PaperMattShea: poop
    TheHeadlessMole: whoamg
    PaperMattShea: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: you know, she did say she was coming back
    PaperMattShea: yes, we'll just start a *new* one up
    TheHeadlessMole: no way dawg
    TheHeadlessMole: that window's got memories
    TheHeadlessMole: and now max is back
    PaperMattShea: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: we gotta start back up
    PaperMattShea: fine, w/e
    PaperMattShea: it sux, becuz chat rooms don't blink when somebody talks
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: i always forget about them
    PaperMattShea: that's another reason i didn't respond for a while
    PaperMattShea: lol
    PaperMattShea: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: luckily, im not doin anything right now
    TheHeadlessMole: you were yellow that time
    TheHeadlessMole: awesome
    PaperMattShea: lol
    PaperMattShea: you were, though
    TheHeadlessMole: no way jose
    TheHeadlessMole: i was red, and you were blue but you turned yellow
    TheHeadlessMole: and cassie was pink and max was light blue
    PaperMattShea: there
    TheHeadlessMole: meh
    TheHeadlessMole: what the fuck
    TheHeadlessMole: where did he go now






    PaperMattShea: hello, i'm back
    KillermonkeysXYZ: good
    TheHeadlessMole: *cries in the corner*
    KillermonkeysXYZ: YAY!
    TheHeadlessMole: OMG IT THE GHOST OF MATT WATS UP NOW
    PaperMattShea: !!!
    KillermonkeysXYZ: HE WAS GOING TO EAT ME!!!
    PaperMattShea: ??
    KillermonkeysXYZ: THEN MAX DIED!!!
    PaperMattShea: who?
    TheHeadlessMole: im sorry i ruined it for max and nicole
    PaperMattShea: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: please forgive me!!!
    PaperMattShea: they won't
    PaperMattShea: or he won't
    TheHeadlessMole: then who will?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: no one
    TheHeadlessMole: i see
    TheHeadlessMole: *shhifty eyes*
    KillermonkeysXYZ: do do do do do
    TheHeadlessMole: then the killer must be somebodyin this very room!!!
    KillermonkeysXYZ: its you. we already knew that
    TheHeadlessMole: oh
    TheHeadlessMole: damn
    TheHeadlessMole: there goes my plan
    TheHeadlessMole: thanks a bunch
    PaperMattShea: lol
    PaperMattShea: haha
    KillermonkeysXYZ: your welcome
    PaperMattShea: ur no killer, Jimm, ur just a homicidal maniac like

    Johnny
    PaperMattShea: NNY!~!!
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Idl'skajfsdlf
    KillermonkeysXYZ: 12
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I love JTHM
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    KillermonkeysXYZ: !!!!!!!
    TheHeadlessMole: its smooth
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Its jesus in a hotdog bun!
    TheHeadlessMole: holy franks!!!
    PaperMattShea: lol
    PaperMattShea: squee
    TheHeadlessMole: woah
    KillermonkeysXYZ:
    TheHeadlessMole: that works so well
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I have squee
    TheHeadlessMole: so do i
    TheHeadlessMole: well...
    TheHeadlessMole: i kinda gave it to tyler for his birthday like 2 years

    ago and then borrowed them and never returned them
    TheHeadlessMole: so...
    KillermonkeysXYZ: tee hee. he almost got molested by that man...but

    johnny saved him
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    PaperMattShea: HA
    TheHeadlessMole: good old nny
    PaperMattShea: i'm gonna buy all those at once @ newbury comix
    PaperMattShea: word
    TheHeadlessMole: totally
    KillermonkeysXYZ: If you use my name you get free magic cards
    TheHeadlessMole: matt, i showed you that convo i had
    TheHeadlessMole: where i told the girl i was in the FBI
    PaperMattShea: what?
    TheHeadlessMole: and my name was mmy
    PaperMattShea: no, jimm, you didnt'
    TheHeadlessMole: im so sure i did tho
    PaperMattShea: but what's this about free magic cards?
    TheHeadlessMole: i showed it to everyone
    PaperMattShea: no, jimm, you didnt'
    TheHeadlessMole: and she got all her friends to start harassing me
    TheHeadlessMole: and they all thought i was some kid named TJ
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Im SIE and my best friend in the world is SSA.

    together we are SIE SSA!
    PaperMattShea: lol, dude, you never showed me this
    PaperMattShea: sie ssa?
    PaperMattShea: i'm mts
    KillermonkeysXYZ: see saw
    PaperMattShea: LOL
    TheHeadlessMole: holy crap'
    PaperMattShea: mountains
    PaperMattShea: w00t
    TheHeadlessMole: thats awesome
    KillermonkeysXYZ: brrrr. Im cold.
    PaperMattShea: why so little girl?
    PaperMattShea: LoL
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    PaperMattShea: i sounded like an old fat guy trying to get some over the

    internet
    PaperMattShea: LoL
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I've relized...life outside my hottub is very cold...
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    PaperMattShea: indee
    PaperMattShea: d
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I might have to live in it
    TheHeadlessMole: you have a hottub!?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I just got it.
    TheHeadlessMole: i hate the world now
    KillermonkeysXYZ: its warm
    PaperMattShea: lets' have a hot tub party
    TheHeadlessMole: and i wish i still had my pool
    PaperMattShea: how is it warm when it's a hot tub
    KillermonkeysXYZ: fine its hot!
    PaperMattShea: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: those things are bad news man
    KillermonkeysXYZ: like me
    KillermonkeysXYZ: haha
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I think Im ugly.
    TheHeadlessMole: ur not ugly
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I am
    TheHeadlessMole: believe me
    TheHeadlessMole: i know ugly
    TheHeadlessMole: and ugly, you are not
    PaperMattShea: how are you ugly
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I have to go now...I will return in a few minuettes
    KillermonkeysXYZ has left the room.
    PaperMattShea: lol, jimm ur a psycho
    TheHeadlessMole: well
    PaperMattShea: beleive me
    PaperMattShea: i know ugly
    TheHeadlessMole: it looks like its just you and me
    PaperMattShea: LLALALHALhahah
    TheHeadlessMole: you'd better belive i do
    PaperMattShea: let's go to a reg. window then
    PaperMattShea: shall we?
    PaperMattShea has left the room.



    TheHeadlessMole: you know, she did say she was coming back
    PaperMattShea: yes, we'll just start a *new* one up
    TheHeadlessMole: no way dawg
    TheHeadlessMole: that window's got memories
    TheHeadlessMole: and now max is back
    PaperMattShea: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: we gotta start back up
    PaperMattShea: fine, w/e
    PaperMattShea: it sux, becuz chat rooms don't blink when somebody talks
    TheHeadlessMole: i kno
    TheHeadlessMole: i always forget about them
    PaperMattShea: that's another reason i didn't respond for a while
    PaperMattShea: lol
    PaperMattShea: yea
    TheHeadlessMole: luckily, im not doin anything right now
    TheHeadlessMole: you were yellow that time
    TheHeadlessMole: awesome
    PaperMattShea: lol
    PaperMattShea: you were, though
    TheHeadlessMole: no way jose
    TheHeadlessMole: i was red, and you were blue but you turned yellow
    TheHeadlessMole: and cassie was pink and max was light blue
    PaperMattShea: there
    TheHeadlessMole: meh
    TheHeadlessMole: what the fuck
    TheHeadlessMole: where did he go now




    PaperMattShea has entered the room.
    PaperMattShea: dude, better idea
    TheHeadlessMole: where the hell is max now?
    PaperMattShea has left the room.




    ddude524: weird
    TheHeadlessMole: Cassie
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Cassie
    LegendarySkittle: ok
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Whos steve?
    LegendarySkittle: you want pink sounse familliar....
    LegendarySkittle: sounds*
    TheHeadlessMole: He's a legend amongs skittles
    you want pink: because you do
    LegendarySkittle: I'm steve
    TheHeadlessMole: she's in our english class
    TheHeadlessMole: hint
    you want pink: haha
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    LegendarySkittle: nope
    LegendarySkittle: drawing a blank
    you want pink: she always looks at me when she says why are people

    talking when shes talking
    TKddude524: wish i was a ledgend among skittles
    LegendarySkittle: nope
    LegendarySkittle: drawing a blank
    TheHeadlessMole: its plainly daniel



    I was trying to get scott to come back and accidentally closed out the

    window.


    you want pink: i play with the cell phone all block and she doesnt even

    notice
    LegendarySkittle: oh
    you want pink: wtf daniel
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    LegendarySkittle: You idiot
    TKddude524: isnt that a dudes name?
    LegendarySkittle: yes
    you want pink: yeah
    LegendarySkittle: girls= Danielle
    TKddude524: the jimm left!
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    KillermonkeysXYZ: AHH!
    TKddude524:
    TheHeadlessMole: hay guys im back
    TKddude524: yay!
    LegendarySkittle: Recap of what you missed:
    LegendarySkittle: girls= Danielle
    you want pink: what if i started spelling it danyell
    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    TheHeadlessMole: scott's back!
    LegendarySkittle: That's be weird
    TKddude524: that would be weird
    you want pink: haha well
    AlteredRealitySR: dude, this chat still going on
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    LegendarySkittle: Sure.
    TheHeadlessMole: it's a good one
    AlteredRealitySR: wow
    LegendarySkittle: TheHeadlessMole:
    LegendarySkittle: haah
    TKddude524: i got jimm as grey now
    LegendarySkittle: purple'D
    TKddude524: dude your still yellow so ...
    LegendarySkittle: shut up.
    TKddude524: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: jim is yellow and steve is the gay blue
    AlteredRealitySR: jimm
    TKddude524: and what color is god?
    LegendarySkittle: orange
    AlteredRealitySR: ..white?
    TheIMnameOfMax: YaY1
    TheIMnameOfMax: *YaY!
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    TKddude524: the jimm left again
    LegendarySkittle: what's up with that?
    AlteredRealitySR: and hes back
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    LegendarySkittle: OMGWTFBBQ!!!11!!1111!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
    LegendarySkittle: he's not coming in.
    TheIMnameOfMax: STOP HITTING DEER!
    LegendarySkittle: ... wat?
    TheIMnameOfMax: i just invited him
    LegendarySkittle: I did too
    TheIMnameOfMax: U HEARD ME STEVE!
    LegendarySkittle: ... shut up
    AlteredRealitySR: Max be quiet.
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I feel left out..maybe I should invite him too


    I was disconnected from the internet.



    You have just entered room "lunchppl."
    TKddude524: canadian eh?
    TheHeadlessMole: fucking dialup
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TKddude524: yay the jimm
    TheHeadlessMole: ok, who's been in here the longest?
    TheIMnameOfMax: JIMMY!
    LegendarySkittle: not me
    TheIMnameOfMax: not me
    TKddude524: not i
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I have dial up too
    TKddude524: and aol
    TheHeadlessMole: hahaha
    TheHeadlessMole: that must doublesuck
    TKddude524: you poor child
    TheIMnameOfMax: haha dialupers
    LegendarySkittle: Cable rules j00
    TKddude524: indeed
    AlteredRealitySR: yep
    TheIMnameOfMax: w00t!
    TheHeadlessMole: damn you all
    TheIMnameOfMax: HAHAHA
    AlteredRealitySR: max has wireless, because hes SOOOOOOOO cool
    KillermonkeysXYZ: well with cable do you get that cool

    DFJKSDLFJSDFSDFLKSFJUISDRJ noise? I think not!
    TheIMnameOfMax: indeed i am
    AlteredRealitySR: not
    LegendarySkittle:

    Cable>>>DSL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dialup>>all>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>AOL dialup
    TheHeadlessMole: dally, were you here before cassie?
    you want pink: nope
    TheHeadlessMole: ok then
    TKddude524: shes on top dude
    AlteredRealitySR: ......
    you want pink: haha
    you want pink: on top
    you want pink: nice
    TKddude524: haha
    TheHeadlessMole: cassie, copy this entire conversation and send it to me
    TheIMnameOfMax: looks as though it was her then
    TheHeadlessMole: woah
    TheHeadlessMole: i must have it
    LegendarySkittle: Lunchppl?
    TheHeadlessMole: i save all my awesome convos
    AlteredRealitySR: all i remember was matt invited me to this chat at

    5:30
    TKddude524: and what the jimm wants teh jimm gets
    TheHeadlessMole: and this has been one awesome convo
    AlteredRealitySR: and hes not here..
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    AlteredRealitySR: so its either steve, jim, or cassie
    LegendarySkittle: bacon sucks.
    LegendarySkittle: not me
    TheHeadlessMole: it's cassie
    TheIMnameOfMax: he signed off a little while ago
    TheIMnameOfMax: that being matt
    KillermonkeysXYZ: then I need your email address
    TKddude524: its cassies look @ the list thingy on the s ide
    TheIMnameOfMax: canadian bacon sucks
    TheHeadlessMole: DecapitatedMole@gmail.com
    TheIMnameOfMax: actually most canadian stuff sucks, like adam
    TheHeadlessMole: thanks
    LegendarySkittle: Gmail kicks ass.
    TheHeadlessMole: shut it
    TKddude524: google mail1
    AlteredRealitySR: well for me, it says steves been the longest
    TheHeadlessMole: canada kicks the ass
    TheIMnameOfMax: jimm send me a gmail invite if u have ny
    TheHeadlessMole: well that's just not true
    LegendarySkittle: I have 50
    LegendarySkittle: :-)
    TheHeadlessMole: yea, me too
    TheIMnameOfMax: GIVE ME ONE!
    LegendarySkittle: max, E-mail?
    TheHeadlessMole: well now i have 49
    TheIMnameOfMax: maxwellsirduda@aol.com
    AlteredRealitySR: gmail?
    TheHeadlessMole: and two gigs of space yay
    TheIMnameOfMax: i got aol mail, but w/ wireless internet
    TKddude524: tkddude524@yahoo.com
    TheIMnameOfMax: its google mail
    LegendarySkittle: You are currently using 86 MB (4%) of your 2165 MB.
    LegendarySkittle: ^-^
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TKddude524: woot
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: amazing
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheIMnameOfMax: that hot chocolate was good
    TheHeadlessMole: yea it was
    LegendarySkittle: o_____O
    AlteredRealitySR: max that hot chocolate was crap
    you want pink: what
    TheIMnameOfMax: and the donuts
    TheHeadlessMole: fuck you scott
    TKddude524: say what?
    TheIMnameOfMax: agreed w/ jimbo
    AlteredRealitySR: you wanna go Stalin
    you want pink: how can you have hot chocolate when its warm
    TheHeadlessMole: kneel down and kiss max's feet for being so insolent
    TheIMnameOfMax: YaY!
    TheHeadlessMole: oh stalin will kick your ass mr. narrator
    AlteredRealitySR: hahahahaha thats funny
    TKddude524: hot choclate isl ike coffe for me
    TheHeadlessMole: totally
    TheIMnameOfMax: as in really good?
    TheHeadlessMole: you should've come to our table at lunch
    you want pink: never had coffee i want to
    TKddude524: snasty
    KillermonkeysXYZ: I prefer tea
    TheHeadlessMole: max had a big ol' jug of it
    you want pink: teas good
    TheHeadlessMole: my brother drinks tea
    KillermonkeysXYZ: it is
    TheIMnameOfMax: i dont have a brother
    LegendarySkittle: Max, remember this?
    TheHeadlessMole: like literally 12 cups a day
    LegendarySkittle:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...iok/Canada.gif
    TheHeadlessMole: every day
    TheHeadlessMole: instead of coffee
    AlteredRealitySR: yeah, uhhhh im gonna go.
    AlteredRealitySR has left the room.
    TheHeadlessMole: and he leavs his fuckin wet teabags in the trashcans

    and they get all moldy
    TKddude524: the ... what the hell was his name anywas?
    TheIMnameOfMax: scott
    LegendarySkittle: Scott?
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    TKddude524: the scott left
    TheIMnameOfMax: HELL YA!
    TheHeadlessMole: that was scott
    TheIMnameOfMax: THAT BUTTON WAS AWESOM!
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TKddude524: i put the before everybodys name ... cept cassies
    TheIMnameOfMax: BLAME CANADA!
    TheHeadlessMole: yay
    TheHeadlessMole: even you?
    TheIMnameOfMax: IN SOVIET RUSSIA CANADA BLAMES YOU!
    TheHeadlessMole: the god?
    TheHeadlessMole: oh jeez
    TheHeadlessMole: again with the soviet russia
    TKddude524: i think i will start saying the god
    LegendarySkittle: I made this a while ago...
    LegendarySkittle:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...iok/PWNLOL.gif
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TKddude524: *doesnt get it*
    TheHeadlessMole: you should
    KillermonkeysXYZ: me and my friend pretended she was from russia and dan

    skowran believed it. she didnt have an accent either...her dad was "in

    the russian mafia"
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: dood
    TKddude524: haha
    TheHeadlessMole: MAFIA is actually an accronym
    TKddude524: for?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: so is NAZI
    TKddude524: for?!?
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: it stands for a bunch of italian words that mean [Get

    Rid of the French the Italians say]
    TheHeadlessMole: or something to that effect
    TKddude524: lol woohoo
    LegendarySkittle: that's weird
    TKddude524: cept im french so un woohoo
    TheHeadlessMole: that's awesome
    TheIMnameOfMax: true
    TheHeadlessMole: it's so funny
    KillermonkeysXYZ: im irish
    TheIMnameOfMax: so am i
    TKddude524: im not
    TheHeadlessMole: im italian
    you want pink: im irish
    TheHeadlessMole: actually, I'm sicilian
    TheHeadlessMole: which is awesome
    you want pink: and french canadian
    TheIMnameOfMax: and itilian and spanish
    TKddude524: what the nazi thingy stand for?
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Irish kids are better
    TheHeadlessMole: YOU'RE CANADIAN
    you want pink: and portugese
    TheHeadlessMole: YOU'RE MY HERO
    you want pink: haha
    LegendarySkittle: o__O
    TheHeadlessMole: that's the best mix EVAR
    KillermonkeysXYZ: a german name for the state police
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: you totally have to be my fourth wife
    TKddude524: thats not an accronym
    LegendarySkittle: You know PancakeBunny?
    TheHeadlessMole: no
    LegendarySkittle: o_O
    you want pink: hahahaha forth
    LegendarySkittle: http://img119.echo.cx/img119/9962/bunnyheads5vn.jpg
    TKddude524: should i?
    you want pink: totally.
    KillermonkeysXYZ: you only have 2 wives
    TheHeadlessMole: well
    TheHeadlessMole: i mean like fourth total
    TheHeadlessMole: you're the first, then ashley and alicia
    TheHeadlessMole: but fine, if you want to be technical
    TheHeadlessMole: you should be my third wife
    TheIMnameOfMax: i had that pic on my website
    TheHeadlessMole: oh
    LegendarySkittle: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: you all must see this pic
    KillermonkeysXYZ: yes it is. its Nkdfjdslkfj Adskjfklfj Zkjdkfjs

    Idkjfdslkfj and all those words I dont know make up something about the

    state police
    TheIMnameOfMax: but then the people who made it changed it every 5 sec
    LegendarySkittle: XD
    TKddude524: haha
    TheHeadlessMole:

    img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/Ascius/Avvies%20And%20Sigs/Sig121.jpg
    TheIMnameOfMax: to like pictures of scabs
    TheHeadlessMole: just slap an http in front of that bad boy and you're

    good to go
    TKddude524: no link?
    TheIMnameOfMax: and then it was pics of scabs ect
    LegendarySkittle: WALL OF TEXT'D
    TheHeadlessMole: fine
    TheHeadlessMole:

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/10...%20Sigs/Sig121

    .jpg
    TheHeadlessMole: there's your link
    TheHeadlessMole: should I invite Chelsea in here?
    TKddude524: lol
    TKddude524: sure
    Xpadfootlivesx has entered the room.
    Xpadfootlivesx: here i am
    TheHeadlessMole: hey
    Xpadfootlivesx: party has arrived
    TheIMnameOfMax: hows ur arm?
    TheHeadlessMole: someone beat me to the punch
    Xpadfootlivesx: :3
    TKddude524: well hello ther
    Xpadfootlivesx: shut up
    Xpadfootlivesx: haha
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    Xpadfootlivesx: so
    TheIMnameOfMax: sos
    TheIMnameOfMax: p
    TheIMnameOfMax: *soso
    LegendarySkittle: Y helo thar buttsecksLOL (>^(>O_o)>
    TheIMnameOfMax: BETTER!
    TheIMnameOfMax: Zoso
    TheHeadlessMole: holy franks
    Xpadfootlivesx: omfghahahalolololololbbq!!!!11
    TKddude524: say what?
    Xpadfootlivesx: </annoying>
    TheHeadlessMole: hay you guyz should i invite artie?
    LegendarySkittle: YES
    Xpadfootlivesx: yeah
    Xpadfootlivesx: artie is a pretty cool kid
    TKddude524: still dont know who that is but sure
    TheIMnameOfMax: he has an sn?
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    TheHeadlessMole: yea
    KillermonkeysXYZ: ahhh. I dont know anyone of thses kids
    TheIMnameOfMax: he didnt last yr
    LegendarySkittle: He only got 9 on Population Tire
    gcuber365 has entered the room.
    LegendarySkittle: when I got 293.
    LegendarySkittle: HAH
    LegendarySkittle: >_>
    Xpadfootlivesx: nice timing steve
    TheHeadlessMole: what exactly is the population tire?
    LegendarySkittle: yep
    Xpadfootlivesx: i have to get a tetanus (sp?) shot tonight
    TheIMnameOfMax: anywho
    TheHeadlessMole: hey cassie, you sebt me the convo, right?
    TheHeadlessMole: haha tetanus
    LegendarySkittle: http://www.homestarrunner.com/pop_tire.html
    TKddude524: thiose hurt
    KillermonkeysXYZ: yes
    LegendarySkittle: HAHA
    TheHeadlessMole: tetanus is for the fags
    Xpadfootlivesx: i know
    TheHeadlessMole: yay
    LegendarySkittle: sucks to be you
    Xpadfootlivesx: i really dont want it
    TheHeadlessMole: you're my hero
    Xpadfootlivesx: agh!
    TKddude524: i had 2 shots on teusday
    gcuber365: shots just suck in general
    TKddude524: hurt
    LegendarySkittle: I had blood taken today
    Xpadfootlivesx: i wish they would let me give it to myself
    TKddude524: alot
    LegendarySkittle: but that's not so bad.
    Xpadfootlivesx: then i wouldnt care
    TheIMnameOfMax: bordom setting in
    TheIMnameOfMax: along w/ hunger
    Xpadfootlivesx: but the state has some regulation against it
    TKddude524: story of my life max
    KillermonkeysXYZ: wow...actually...the last time I had a shot was WHEN

    CASEY KILLED MY DOG!!!
    Xpadfootlivesx: something about only nurses giving shots like that?
    TheIMnameOfMax: lol
    LegendarySkittle: I WANT SOME STRAWBERRY PANCAKES!
    LegendarySkittle: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/59/
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    gcuber365: not again steve
    Xpadfootlivesx: y'know steve, i never did see magical trevor 2
    gcuber365: jeez
    TheHeadlessMole: oh stop crying about your dog
    LegendarySkittle: wow
    TKddude524: lol
    TheIMnameOfMax: I WANT BLUEBERRY PANCAKES!
    TheIMnameOfMax: but not really
    TKddude524: its your own fault cassie
    LegendarySkittle: STRAWBERRY!
    LegendarySkittle: http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/59/
    you want pink: i like chocolate chip
    TheHeadlessMole: im so cruel
    Xpadfootlivesx: i dont like flavored pancakes
    KillermonkeysXYZ: Not until andy is dead...
    TKddude524: you let the dog bite you
    TheHeadlessMole: lol
    KillermonkeysXYZ: i mean...uh...hi?
    LegendarySkittle: he shoots a guy for the pancakes
    TKddude524: its deffinitly not the caseys fault
    LegendarySkittle: Come ON!
    TheIMnameOfMax: actually i like origional w/ a ton of butter, and thick

    syrum and bacon
    TheHeadlessMole: why did your dog have to be put to sleep because he bit

    YOU?
    TheHeadlessMole: that doesn't even make sense
    TKddude524: yea
    TheIMnameOfMax: *syrup
    Xpadfootlivesx: haha
    KillermonkeysXYZ: But if he didnt come over without calling
    TKddude524: ripped her arm up good 2
    gcuber365 has left the room.
    TKddude524: it was nasty
    you want pink: whattt
    TheHeadlessMole: bye artie
    LegendarySkittle: *confusioin*
    KillermonkeysXYZ: you should have seen it when it first happened
    TheHeadlessMole: sounds like it
    KillermonkeysXYZ: there was stuff ooozing
    Xpadfootlivesx: oh boy
    TKddude524: im kinda glad i didnt
    Xpadfootlivesx: haha
    TKddude524: i saw enough when it was stiched
    TKddude524: thanks much
    KillermonkeysXYZ: it wasnt stiched
    Xpadfootlivesx: fascinating
    KillermonkeysXYZ: it was a dog bite
    TheIMnameOfMax: FOOOOOOODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    TKddude524: well they did somethign
    KillermonkeysXYZ: they couldnt stich it due to fear of bacteria
    TheHeadlessMole: that sucks
    TKddude524: well w/e they did it twas gross
    KillermonkeysXYZ: they put special adhesive strips on it
    LegendarySkittle: Here I come on my bike. I'm looking for pancakes
    TKddude524: oh yea thats right
    TheHeadlessMole: well, I have to go, i think
    TheHeadlessMole: as fascinating as this conversation is
    TheHeadlessMole: don't let it die folks
    TKddude524: lol
    TKddude524: yes mr. the jimm
    Xpadfootlivesx: im ready to pull an artie
    LegendarySkittle: <(-_-)b
    TheHeadlessMole: see how long it can keep goin
    TheHeadlessMole: later bitches

    o_0
    jimm
    Quote Originally Posted by PancaKe
    The decapitated mole is a fruit loop.


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  25. #25

    Default Re: The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 15 up! 5/5/05]

    Well... This is just all the chat windows I have open ATM. Have a blast!



    SCOTT:

    Zero AceofSpades (2:57:52 PM): im back
    TheHeadlessMole (2:57:58 PM): HIY!!!
    Zero AceofSpades (2:58:26 PM): anything new on the keen forums
    TheHeadlessMole (2:58:35 PM): meh, a little
    TheHeadlessMole (2:58:42 PM): zack is wpnin' people
    Zero AceofSpades (2:58:55 PM): anything we should join?
    TheHeadlessMole (2:59:27 PM): not that I can think of
    TheHeadlessMole (3:00:47 PM): I'm so bored
    Zero AceofSpades (3:00:59 PM): me too
    Zero AceofSpades (3:01:06 PM): i just took an hour walk
    TheHeadlessMole (3:01:40 PM): heh
    TheHeadlessMole (3:01:47 PM): always helps a little
    TheHeadlessMole (3:01:51 PM): with music or without?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:01:59 PM): with
    Zero AceofSpades (3:02:00 PM): lol
    Zero AceofSpades (3:02:05 PM): thats what an Ipod is good for
    TheHeadlessMole (3:02:12 PM): damn you and your ipods
    TheHeadlessMole (3:02:14 PM): I really need one
    Zero AceofSpades (3:03:43 PM): meh
    TheHeadlessMole (3:04:00 PM): seriously, I have tons music
    TheHeadlessMole (3:04:34 PM): and CDs are annoying
    Zero AceofSpades (3:04:39 PM): lol
    Zero AceofSpades (3:04:41 PM): the skippageeeee
    TheHeadlessMole (3:04:50 PM): I never remember to label them and then I have to remember what song is on what mix..
    TheHeadlessMole (3:04:56 PM): and then there's the skippage
    TheHeadlessMole (3:05:02 PM): don't even get me STARTED on the skippage!
    Zero AceofSpades (3:05:21 PM): skippage
    TheHeadlessMole (3:05:34 PM): GARHARHAGRHDHAGEHRAHGRA
    Zero AceofSpades (3:06:03 PM): -fear-
    TheHeadlessMole (3:06:34 PM): I told you not to get me started
    Zero AceofSpades (3:06:46 PM): i didnt care
    TheHeadlessMole (3:07:05 PM): bet you do now
    Zero AceofSpades (3:07:51 PM): not really
    TheHeadlessMole (3:08:01 PM): shut up
    TheHeadlessMole (3:08:03 PM): loser
    TheHeadlessMole (3:08:06 PM): you know you afraid
    Zero AceofSpades (3:08:15 PM): nubcakes
    Zero AceofSpades (3:08:25 PM): shut up teh arrogance
    TheHeadlessMole (3:08:38 PM): you're the nub
    Zero AceofSpades (3:08:49 PM): then stop actin like one
    TheHeadlessMole (3:09:15 PM): it is laughable that you are calling me a nub
    TheHeadlessMole (3:09:28 PM): considering that you're more nubsy than I've ever been in my LIFE
    Zero AceofSpades (3:09:41 PM): its laughable cuz you think insulting people makes you teh anti-nub
    Zero AceofSpades (3:10:08 PM): go entertain yourself.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:10:33 PM): that doesn't even make sense
    Zero AceofSpades (3:10:40 PM): yeah it does
    Zero AceofSpades (3:10:57 PM): i bet theres someone on keen forum
    TheHeadlessMole (3:10:58 PM): only nubz talk like that and mouth off to people they know not to be nubs
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:01 PM): or one of those other
    TheHeadlessMole (3:11:01 PM): you fucking nub
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:14 PM): so whos mouthing off
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:17 PM): i tihnk you are
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:19 PM): think*
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:40 PM): plus, u say everyone is noob
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:48 PM): its nub/noob/newb
    TheHeadlessMole (3:12:12 PM): tell me, scott
    TheHeadlessMole (3:12:18 PM): on what grounds do you call be a nub?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:12:56 PM): well apparently on the grounds that you must go around mouthing off and calling others noob, so you deserve to be called one as well.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:13:22 PM): see, that statement is just oozing nubosity
    Zero AceofSpades (3:13:39 PM): a likely remark from the person under these charges
    TheHeadlessMole (3:13:50 PM): first of all, you have used, on several occasions, nubsy vocabulary
    TheHeadlessMole (3:13:57 PM): [u, i, w/e]
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:04 PM): that is not to be tolerated
    Zero AceofSpades (3:14:07 PM): because im tired?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:14:11 PM): good jorb
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:22 PM): I myself have never and would never be caught dead using that kind of grammar
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:36 PM): second, I can mouth off to just about whoever I want
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:37 PM): why?
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:40 PM): because I am NOT a nub
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:46 PM): because I know my place
    Zero AceofSpades (3:14:47 PM): or so he claims
    TheHeadlessMole (3:15:04 PM): you go around ACTING like you can pwn anything and everything you want
    TheHeadlessMole (3:15:15 PM): a sure sign of nubsyness
    Zero AceofSpades (3:15:17 PM): not true.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:15:31 PM): too true, my nubsy little friend, far too true
    Zero AceofSpades (3:15:42 PM): the only time this happends is because you assume that people cannot pwn anything
    TheHeadlessMole (3:15:53 PM): I never assumed such
    Zero AceofSpades (3:15:54 PM): therefore it seems like everytime to you.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:16:03 PM): I pwn nubs, and people who need pwning
    Zero AceofSpades (3:16:08 PM): ah yes, your gonna say because its true
    Zero AceofSpades (3:16:12 PM): exactly.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:16:19 PM): I do, however, know who NOT to ATTEMPT to pwn
    TheHeadlessMole (3:16:30 PM): unlike you, who thinks he can pwn a veteran such as myself
    TheHeadlessMole (3:16:39 PM): and yes, scott dear, I am a veteran
    Zero AceofSpades (3:16:46 PM): what arrogance
    TheHeadlessMole (3:16:55 PM): YOU calling ME arrogant
    TheHeadlessMole (3:17:01 PM): isn't the pot calling the kiriyama black
    Zero AceofSpades (3:17:18 PM): so how am i arrogant
    TheHeadlessMole (3:17:43 PM): 'how am I arrogant?' he asks!
    TheHeadlessMole (3:17:47 PM): as if he does not know!
    Zero AceofSpades (3:18:00 PM): quit with the delay and say it
    TheHeadlessMole (3:18:12 PM): I delay nothing because I need no delay
    TheHeadlessMole (3:18:28 PM): you are arrogant in that you assume a status above that of the average nub
    Zero AceofSpades (3:18:30 PM): and because i "apparently" can pwn whatever i want, or however it seems to you, cannot be a reason.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:18:36 PM): when you have done NOTHING to earn said status
    Zero AceofSpades (3:19:06 PM): and is that all
    TheHeadlessMole (3:19:06 PM): you ARE a nub, sir, and any statement to the contrary would be churlish
    TheHeadlessMole (3:19:12 PM): at BEST
    Zero AceofSpades (3:19:21 PM): i never assume status above the rest
    TheHeadlessMole (3:19:39 PM): oh see how he LIES!
    Zero AceofSpades (3:19:39 PM): i only act so around you because of your disagreeable behavior.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:19:51 PM): MY disagreeable behavior?!
    Zero AceofSpades (3:19:57 PM): why yes good chum
    TheHeadlessMole (3:20:00 PM): surely you jest
    Zero AceofSpades (3:20:05 PM): of course not
    Zero AceofSpades (3:20:13 PM): no one enjoys the constant retorts
    TheHeadlessMole (3:20:22 PM): I have been nothing but pleasant throught this entire exchange
    Zero AceofSpades (3:20:38 PM): this exchange, mind you.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:20:48 PM): in fact, as I recall..
    TheHeadlessMole (3:20:51 PM): Zero AceofSpades (3:08:15 PM): nubcakes
    Zero AceofSpades (3:08:25 PM): shut up teh arrogance
    TheHeadlessMole (3:21:04 PM): it was YOU who started it all, not I, gentle sir
    Zero AceofSpades (3:21:32 PM): oh hoh?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:21:34 PM): Zero AceofSpades (3:10:50 PM): not really
    TheHeadlessMole (3:11:00 PM): shut up
    TheHeadlessMole (3:11:02 PM): loser
    TheHeadlessMole (3:11:05 PM): you know you afraid
    Zero AceofSpades (3:21:49 PM): right before
    TheHeadlessMole (3:22:09 PM): all in good fun, sir, for you know how I jest
    Zero AceofSpades (3:22:16 PM): i grow tired of it.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:22:22 PM): but accusing one of nubsiness is far more serious
    TheHeadlessMole (3:22:31 PM): I grow weary of YOU, sir
    Zero AceofSpades (3:22:33 PM): the matter is generally serious to me.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:22:47 PM): what matter, if I may be so bold?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:23:19 PM): any sign or reply of demeaning titles.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:23:59 PM): surely you kid
    TheHeadlessMole (3:24:08 PM): he MUST be lying
    Zero AceofSpades (3:24:09 PM): it depends on the mood.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:24:37 PM): moods, MOODS, I have no time for your moods .
    Zero AceofSpades (3:25:06 PM): then return to the more appreciating nubs.
    Zero AceofSpades (3:25:17 PM): and let them know of yours.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:25:18 PM): I am a busy man, albiet not at precisely this time, and I have better things to do than quibble with you on such trivial matters as to whether your mood fits my words
    Zero AceofSpades (3:25:46 PM): very well then.
    Zero AceofSpades (3:25:50 PM): Goodbye gentle sir.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:25:52 PM): you see, my dear, dear scott, not only can I wpn, but I can wpn in style
    TheHeadlessMole (3:26:04 PM): and therein lies your problem
    Zero AceofSpades (3:26:04 PM): that style being with error.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:26:13 PM): error my hat
    Zero AceofSpades (3:26:32 PM): i doubt you were abbreviating for weapon
    TheHeadlessMole (3:26:46 PM): plainly not, which further proves your nubsyness
    TheHeadlessMole (3:26:54 PM): he does not know of the wpn!
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:02 PM): i know of it quite
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:06 PM): and if you reread that
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:15 PM): youll see that i said you were not
    TheHeadlessMole (3:27:18 PM): quite not, you clever fool, quite not
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:31 PM): a clever fool?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:38 PM): i think the title rather suits me.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:27:47 PM): such is the likes of you, sir
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:55 PM): yes, yes it is.
    Zero AceofSpades (3:28:24 PM): goodbye Atticus
    TheHeadlessMole (3:28:37 PM): I bid thee good tidings, nub.
    Zero AceofSpades (3:28:59 PM): ah thy demeaning words shall never stop
    TheHeadlessMole (3:29:06 PM): it would seem not
    Zero AceofSpades (3:29:30 PM): this is why thee shalt be reknowned as nub in mine mind.
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    STEVE:

    TheHeadlessMole (7:24:45 PM): hey steve, wanna be a judgerelli for a second?
    LegendarySkittle (7:24:55 PM): ... wat?
    TheHeadlessMole wants to directly connect (7:25:00 PM).
    LegendarySkittle is now directly connected (7:25:19 PM).
    TheHeadlessMole (7:25:30 PM): Zero AceofSpades (2:57:52 PM): im back
    TheHeadlessMole (2:57:58 PM): HIY!!!
    Zero AceofSpades (2:58:26 PM): anything new on the keen forums
    TheHeadlessMole (2:58:35 PM): meh, a little
    TheHeadlessMole (2:58:42 PM): zack is wpnin' people
    Zero AceofSpades (2:58:55 PM): anything we should join?
    TheHeadlessMole (2:59:27 PM): not that I can think of
    TheHeadlessMole (3:00:47 PM): I'm so bored
    Zero AceofSpades (3:00:59 PM): me too
    Zero AceofSpades (3:01:06 PM): i just took an hour walk
    TheHeadlessMole (3:01:40 PM): heh
    TheHeadlessMole (3:01:47 PM): always helps a little
    TheHeadlessMole (3:01:51 PM): with music or without?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:01:59 PM): with
    Zero AceofSpades (3:02:00 PM): lol
    Zero AceofSpades (3:02:05 PM): thats what an Ipod is good for
    TheHeadlessMole (3:02:12 PM): damn you and your ipods
    TheHeadlessMole (3:02:14 PM): I really need one
    Zero AceofSpades (3:03:43 PM): meh
    TheHeadlessMole (3:04:00 PM): seriously, I have tons music
    TheHeadlessMole (3:04:34 PM): and CDs are annoying
    Zero AceofSpades (3:04:39 PM): lol
    Zero AceofSpades (3:04:41 PM): the skippageeeee
    TheHeadlessMole (3:04:50 PM): I never remember to label them and then I have to remember what song is on what mix..
    TheHeadlessMole (3:04:56 PM): and then there's the skippage
    TheHeadlessMole (3:05:02 PM): don't even get me STARTED on the skippage!
    Zero AceofSpades (3:05:21 PM): skippage
    TheHeadlessMole (3:05:34 PM): GARHARHAGRHDHAGEHRAHGRA
    Zero AceofSpades (3:06:03 PM): -fear-
    TheHeadlessMole (3:06:34 PM): I told you not to get me started
    Zero AceofSpades (3:06:46 PM): i didnt care
    TheHeadlessMole (3:07:05 PM): bet you do now
    Zero AceofSpades (3:07:51 PM): not really
    TheHeadlessMole (3:08:01 PM): shut up
    TheHeadlessMole (3:08:03 PM): loser
    TheHeadlessMole (3:08:06 PM): you know you afraid
    Zero AceofSpades (3:08:15 PM): nubcakes
    Zero AceofSpades (3:08:25 PM): shut up teh arrogance
    TheHeadlessMole (3:08:38 PM): you're the nub
    Zero AceofSpades (3:08:49 PM): then stop actin like one
    TheHeadlessMole (3:09:15 PM): it is laughable that you are calling me a nub
    TheHeadlessMole (3:09:28 PM): considering that you're more nubsy than I've ever been in my LIFE
    Zero AceofSpades (3:09:41 PM): its laughable cuz you think insulting people makes you teh anti-nub
    Zero AceofSpades (3:10:08 PM): go entertain yourself.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:10:33 PM): that doesn't even make sense
    Zero AceofSpades (3:10:40 PM): yeah it does
    Zero AceofSpades (3:10:57 PM): i bet theres someone on keen forum
    TheHeadlessMole (3:10:58 PM): only nubz talk like that and mouth off to people they know not to be nubs
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:01 PM): or one of those other
    TheHeadlessMole (3:11:01 PM): you fucking nub
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:14 PM): so whos mouthing off
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:17 PM): i tihnk you are
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:19 PM): think*
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:40 PM): plus, u say everyone is noob
    Zero AceofSpades (3:11:48 PM): its nub/noob/newb
    TheHeadlessMole (3:12:12 PM): tell me, scott
    TheHeadlessMole (3:12:18 PM): on what grounds do you call be a nub?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:12:56 PM): well apparently on the grounds that you must go around mouthing off and calling others noob, so you deserve to be called one as well.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:13:22 PM): see, that statement is just oozing nubosity
    Zero AceofSpades (3:13:39 PM): a likely remark from the person under these charges
    TheHeadlessMole (3:13:50 PM): first of all, you have used, on several occasions, nubsy vocabulary
    TheHeadlessMole (3:13:57 PM): [u, i, w/e]
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:04 PM): that is not to be tolerated
    Zero AceofSpades (3:14:07 PM): because im tired?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:14:11 PM): good jorb
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:22 PM): I myself have never and would never be caught dead using that kind of grammar
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:36 PM): second, I can mouth off to just about whoever I want
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:37 PM): why?
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:40 PM): because I am NOT a nub
    TheHeadlessMole (3:14:46 PM): because I know my place
    Zero AceofSpades (3:14:47 PM): or so he claims
    TheHeadlessMole (3:15:04 PM): you go around ACTING like you can pwn anything and everything you want
    TheHeadlessMole (3:15:15 PM): a sure sign of nubsyness
    Zero AceofSpades (3:15:17 PM): not true.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:15:31 PM): too true, my nubsy little friend, far too true
    Zero AceofSpades (3:15:42 PM): the only time this happends is because you assume that people cannot pwn anything
    TheHeadlessMole (3:15:53 PM): I never assumed such
    Zero AceofSpades (3:15:54 PM): therefore it seems like everytime to you.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:16:03 PM): I pwn nubs, and people who need pwning
    Zero AceofSpades (3:16:08 PM): ah yes, your gonna say because its true
    Zero AceofSpades (3:16:12 PM): exactly.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:16:19 PM): I do, however, know who NOT to ATTEMPT to pwn
    TheHeadlessMole (3:16:30 PM): unlike you, who thinks he can pwn a veteran such as myself
    TheHeadlessMole (3:16:39 PM): and yes, scott dear, I am a veteran
    Zero AceofSpades (3:16:46 PM): what arrogance
    TheHeadlessMole (3:16:55 PM): YOU calling ME arrogant
    TheHeadlessMole (3:17:01 PM): isn't the pot calling the kiriyama black
    Zero AceofSpades (3:17:18 PM): so how am i arrogant
    TheHeadlessMole (3:17:43 PM): 'how am I arrogant?' he asks!
    TheHeadlessMole (3:17:47 PM): as if he does not know!
    Zero AceofSpades (3:18:00 PM): quit with the delay and say it
    TheHeadlessMole (3:18:12 PM): I delay nothing because I need no delay
    TheHeadlessMole (3:18:28 PM): you are arrogant in that you assume a status above that of the average nub
    Zero AceofSpades (3:18:30 PM): and because i "apparently" can pwn whatever i want, or however it seems to you, cannot be a reason.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:18:36 PM): when you have done NOTHING to earn said status
    Zero AceofSpades (3:19:06 PM): and is that all
    TheHeadlessMole (3:19:06 PM): you ARE a nub, sir, and any statement to the contrary would be churlish
    TheHeadlessMole (3:19:12 PM): at BEST
    Zero AceofSpades (3:19:21 PM): i never assume status above the rest
    TheHeadlessMole (3:19:39 PM): oh see how he LIES!
    Zero AceofSpades (3:19:39 PM): i only act so around you because of your disagreeable behavior.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:19:51 PM): MY disagreeable behavior?!
    Zero AceofSpades (3:19:57 PM): why yes good chum
    TheHeadlessMole (3:20:00 PM): surely you jest
    Zero AceofSpades (3:20:05 PM): of course not
    Zero AceofSpades (3:20:13 PM): no one enjoys the constant retorts
    TheHeadlessMole (3:20:22 PM): I have been nothing but pleasant throught this entire exchange
    Zero AceofSpades (3:20:38 PM): this exchange, mind you.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:20:48 PM): in fact, as I recall..
    TheHeadlessMole (3:20:51 PM): Zero AceofSpades (3:08:15 PM): nubcakes
    Zero AceofSpades (3:08:25 PM): shut up teh arrogance
    TheHeadlessMole (3:21:04 PM): it was YOU who started it all, not I, gentle sir
    Zero AceofSpades (3:21:32 PM): oh hoh?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:21:34 PM): Zero AceofSpades (3:10:50 PM): not really
    TheHeadlessMole (3:11:00 PM): shut up
    TheHeadlessMole (3:11:02 PM): loser
    TheHeadlessMole (3:11:05 PM): you know you afraid
    Zero AceofSpades (3:21:49 PM): right before
    TheHeadlessMole (3:22:09 PM): all in good fun, sir, for you know how I jest
    Zero AceofSpades (3:22:16 PM): i grow tired of it.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:22:22 PM): but accusing one of nubsiness is far more serious
    TheHeadlessMole (3:22:31 PM): I grow weary of YOU, sir
    Zero AceofSpades (3:22:33 PM): the matter is generally serious to me.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:22:47 PM): what matter, if I may be so bold?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:23:19 PM): any sign or reply of demeaning titles.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:23:59 PM): surely you kid
    TheHeadlessMole (3:24:08 PM): he MUST be lying
    Zero AceofSpades (3:24:09 PM): it depends on the mood.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:24:37 PM): moods, MOODS, I have no time for your moods .
    Zero AceofSpades (3:25:06 PM): then return to the more appreciating nubs.
    Zero AceofSpades (3:25:17 PM): and let them know of yours.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:25:18 PM): I am a busy man, albiet not at precisely this time, and I have better things to do than quibble with you on such trivial matters as to whether your mood fits my words
    Zero AceofSpades (3:25:46 PM): very well then.
    Zero AceofSpades (3:25:50 PM): Goodbye gentle sir.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:25:52 PM): you see, my dear, dear scott, not only can I wpn, but I can wpn in style
    TheHeadlessMole (3:26:04 PM): and therein lies your problem
    Zero AceofSpades (3:26:04 PM): that style being with error.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:26:13 PM): error my hat
    Zero AceofSpades (3:26:32 PM): i doubt you were abbreviating for weapon
    TheHeadlessMole (3:26:46 PM): plainly not, which further proves your nubsyness
    TheHeadlessMole (3:26:54 PM): he does not know of the wpn!
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:02 PM): i know of it quite
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:06 PM): and if you reread that
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:15 PM): youll see that i said you were not
    TheHeadlessMole (3:27:18 PM): quite not, you clever fool, quite not
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:31 PM): a clever fool?
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:38 PM): i think the title rather suits me.
    TheHeadlessMole (3:27:47 PM): such is the likes of you, sir
    Zero AceofSpades (3:27:55 PM): yes, yes it is.
    Zero AceofSpades (3:28:24 PM): goodbye Atticus
    TheHeadlessMole (3:28:37 PM): I bid thee good tidings, nub.
    Zero AceofSpades (3:28:59 PM): ah thy demeaning words shall never stop
    TheHeadlessMole (3:29:06 PM): it would seem not
    Zero AceofSpades (3:29:30 PM): this is why thee shalt be reknowned as nub in mine mind.
    Zero AceofSpades signed off at 3:29:39 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole (7:25:33 PM): who do you think won?
    LegendarySkittle (7:25:57 PM): um
    LegendarySkittle (7:25:58 PM): it's gonna take alot of reading
    TheHeadlessMole (7:26:13 PM): not that THAT much
    LegendarySkittle signed off at 7:32:57 PM.
    LegendarySkittle signed on at 7:40:39 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole (7:42:42 PM): did ye read it?
    The connection with LegendarySkittle was not successful. Make sure that your Buddy is using the latest version of AIM. Changing your settings in the Firewall preference may help. Also both you and your Buddy may need to adjust the settings of the firewall software on your individual networks (7:42:42 PM).
    TheHeadlessMole (7:46:08 PM): oh noes connection severed
    LegendarySkittle (7:46:13 PM): ...
    TheHeadlessMole (7:46:15 PM): lol
    LegendarySkittle (7:46:15 PM): wonderful
    LegendarySkittle (7:46:27 PM): I have pages in my HP book thaqt aren't bound to the cover.
    LegendarySkittle (7:46:35 PM): 319-330
    TheHeadlessMole (7:46:38 PM): -_-
    TheHeadlessMole (7:46:42 PM): that sucks
    LegendarySkittle (7:46:47 PM): indeed
    LegendarySkittle (7:46:57 PM): -_-
    LegendarySkittle (7:47:04 PM): gotta get that fixed.
    TheHeadlessMole (7:47:07 PM): yea
    TheHeadlessMole (7:47:17 PM): how does one go about fixing something like that?
    LegendarySkittle (7:47:35 PM): crazy glue methinks
    TheHeadlessMole (7:47:43 PM): ahh
    TheHeadlessMole (7:47:45 PM): but of course
    LegendarySkittle (7:47:53 PM): 'cause it uses glue as the binder in the first place
    TheHeadlessMole (7:48:02 PM): oh yeah
    TheHeadlessMole (7:48:03 PM): heh
    LegendarySkittle (7:48:12 PM): not thread
    TheHeadlessMole (7:48:31 PM): good ol' cheap mass-produced books
    LegendarySkittle (7:48:57 PM): lol
    LegendarySkittle (7:48:57 PM): http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/
    TheHeadlessMole (7:50:05 PM): rofl
    LegendarySkittle (7:50:44 PM): I like the last one the most
    TheHeadlessMole (7:51:06 PM): can't see that one yet..
    TheHeadlessMole (7:51:11 PM): [dialup ]
    LegendarySkittle (7:51:37 PM): http://people.freenet.de/schnubelken/bunnys/0175ep.jpg
    TheHeadlessMole (7:53:07 PM): XD
    TheHeadlessMole (7:53:49 PM): hey, did you finish reading that?
    LegendarySkittle (7:54:42 PM): reeading what?
    TheHeadlessMole (7:55:10 PM): me vs. scott [featuring manners!]/ who wins?
    LegendarySkittle (7:55:22 PM): oh
    LegendarySkittle (7:55:22 PM): yeah
    LegendarySkittle (7:55:33 PM): I said you wond and that you weren't a nub, jsut elitest
    LegendarySkittle (7:55:33 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (7:55:42 PM): lawl
    TheHeadlessMole (7:56:22 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (7:56:26 PM): I like the one with the nazis
    TheHeadlessMole (7:58:03 PM): I don't get this commercial
    TheHeadlessMole (7:58:14 PM): 'I'm 8 months pregnant and my family doesn't know!'
    LegendarySkittle (7:58:17 PM): ?
    TheHeadlessMole (7:58:44 PM): what, they just think you've been having your period for 5 months and developed a massive eating disorder?
    LegendarySkittle (7:59:07 PM): XD
    TheHeadlessMole (8:10:22 PM): I can't believe I'm actually watching and somewhat enjoying hell's kitchen
    LegendarySkittle (8:10:33 PM): you sicko
    TheHeadlessMole (8:10:39 PM): :-(
    TheHeadlessMole (8:10:58 PM): what can I say, I enjoy cooking and dramaaaaa
    TheHeadlessMole (8:12:00 PM): those poor bunnies
    LegendarySkittle (8:13:46 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (8:14:31 PM): I had some damn nice curly fries for dinner.
    TheHeadlessMole (8:14:33 PM): mmmmm
    TheHeadlessMole (8:15:23 PM): afal: i wasn't going to include you in this list, but i noticed you saying "smacktard." so now i am forced to mention that you are a rather severe case of diarrhea; you're a pain in the ass, and it feels much better when you're gone.
    TheHeadlessMole (8:15:32 PM): haha penise is the man
    LegendarySkittle (8:15:46 PM): XD
    TheHeadlessMole (8:30:48 PM): man, what happened to the days when AIM would resize your icons for you?
    LegendarySkittle (8:30:53 PM): I dunno
    TheHeadlessMole (8:35:23 PM): I should set the monosax as my buddy icon
    TheHeadlessMole (8:35:23 PM): XD
    LegendarySkittle (8:35:34 PM): ?
    TheHeadlessMole (8:36:12 PM): http://home.graffiti.net/slagarthecr...mentarysax.GIF
    TheHeadlessMole (8:36:21 PM): there's a better monosax around somewhere, but I forget where
    LegendarySkittle (8:36:25 PM): XD
    TheHeadlessMole (8:37:24 PM): http://www.adiversions.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9004
    TheHeadlessMole (8:37:26 PM): lol
    LegendarySkittle (8:56:58 PM): http://moon.google.com/
    LegendarySkittle (8:57:02 PM): zoom all the way in
    TheHeadlessMole (9:01:03 PM): XD



    MARY:

    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:19:38 PM): jjimm!!1
    TheHeadlessMole (8:19:52 PM): mary!!?!?
    TheHeadlessMole (8:20:09 PM): what's up?
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:20:22 PM): not too much
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:20:24 PM): and yourself
    TheHeadlessMole (8:20:34 PM): pretty much the same, you know
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:21:10 PM): ooo isee
    TheHeadlessMole (8:21:45 PM): I took a rather long walk earlier
    TheHeadlessMole (8:21:49 PM): got a little bored, you see
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:23:33 PM): oh i do see
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:23:38 PM): you could have walked to my house
    TheHeadlessMole (8:24:02 PM): I probably would've, but I don't know where your house is
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:24:59 PM): its the big tan one on the left side of concord street
    TheHeadlessMole (8:25:05 PM): I wandered around concord street a bit, but I didn't see any big ol' 'MARY!' signs like the ones from pokemon
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:25:05 PM): with the blue shutter
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:25:06 PM): s
    TheHeadlessMole (8:25:14 PM): ah
    TheHeadlessMole (8:25:28 PM): well next time I'm out and about I'll be sure to stop in and say 'howdy!'
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:25:37 PM): lol
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:25:42 PM): just make sure im not at practice
    TheHeadlessMole (8:26:02 PM): oh yes
    TheHeadlessMole (8:42:49 PM): I have a confession to make mary
    TheHeadlessMole (8:42:59 PM): I'm watching Hell's Kitchen right now
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:43:30 PM): hells kitchen?
    TheHeadlessMole (8:43:40 PM): yeah
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:43:50 PM): that is?
    TheHeadlessMole (8:43:52 PM): that dumb reality show about chefs on fox
    TheHeadlessMole (8:44:07 PM): but here's the sad part...
    TheHeadlessMole (8:44:18 PM): I'm actually enjoying it to some degree
    TheHeadlessMole (8:44:24 PM): :'(
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:45:22 PM): thats not sa
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:45:22 PM): d
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:45:27 PM): watch what you like
    TheHeadlessMole (8:45:46 PM): I know, but I spend half my time making fun of idiots who watch shows like this
    TheHeadlessMole (8:45:53 PM): now I'm a hypocrite
    TheHeadlessMole (8:46:14 PM): lol
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:46:37 PM): thats okayu
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:46:45 PM): im a worse one let me tell you
    TheHeadlessMole (8:47:00 PM): : -D
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (8:48:21 PM): lol
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:03:07 PM): i mus go shower
    TheHeadlessMole (9:03:14 PM): okay
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:03:15 PM): tty tomorrow!!
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:03:16 PM): bye!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:03:18 PM): indeed
    TheHeadlessMole (9:03:21 PM): g'night




    MAX:

    Max Is Teh Cool (8:28:25 PM): what does
    Scott: none left
    Max: one left
    C'sea: one left
    mean?
    TheHeadlessMole (8:28:42 PM): read what's right above it and it'll make a bit more sense perhaps?
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:28:58 PM): o ic
    TheHeadlessMole (8:29:03 PM): yay
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:29:11 PM): didnt know it coresponded to that
    TheHeadlessMole (8:29:21 PM): hm
    TheHeadlessMole (8:29:35 PM): I tried to make it so you could realize it
    TheHeadlessMole (8:29:41 PM): you know, same font and color and stuff..
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:29:45 PM): by the green w/ green
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:30:54 PM): i thouht it was just messed up as in like yuo had copyed it and continued w/ somthing else and the color stayed the same and you didnt fix it but o well
    TheHeadlessMole (8:31:02 PM): oh
    TheHeadlessMole (8:31:08 PM): maybe one of those line things'll belp
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:31:15 PM): yeah
    TheHeadlessMole (8:31:18 PM): like between sections I have like _____________
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:31:29 PM): yup that'll do the trik
    TheHeadlessMole (8:31:34 PM): yayz
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:31:34 PM): *trick
    TheHeadlessMole (8:31:54 PM): I don't think I have enough space, though
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:32:13 PM): ah well.
    TheHeadlessMole (8:32:17 PM): cause I want to keep putting some lyrics up with my SOTW
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:32:26 PM): im off to hjoes for the night ill talk to ya tommorow
    TheHeadlessMole (8:32:29 PM): and I had to clear out some stuff already to make room for it
    TheHeadlessMole (8:32:32 PM): lol, alright
    TheHeadlessMole (8:32:34 PM): hjoe?
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:32:51 PM): ...jorje... lol no its Joe Pill
    TheHeadlessMole (8:32:59 PM): ohh
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:33:03 PM): l8r
    TheHeadlessMole (8:33:04 PM): tell him I said wazzup
    TheHeadlessMole (8:33:05 PM): peace'
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:33:12 PM): peace out homie
    Max Is Teh Cool (8:33:22 PM): w/ a cupl of !! marks in there
    Max Is Teh Cool is away at 8:33:43 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole (8:33:57 PM): lol

    Auto response from Max Is Teh Cool (8:33:57 PM): off to joes for the night.




    thanks you for reading kthxbye. And I'll be posting a new chapter of something that actually requires writing soon enough, I hope.

    o_0
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  26. #26

    Default Re: The Life of a Headless Mole! [chapter 16 up! 8/1/05]

    Well, I'm back with another chapter of boring bullshit until I can finish writing something worth reading. A lot of this shit's pretty funny, though, worth a read perhaps.


    Cassie

    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:03:56 PM): Drivers ed. eww.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:04:01 PM): ?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:04:06 PM): why the ewww?!
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:04:47 PM): My first lesson, I was behind Mr. Bobbly head. I couldnt see a thing. And today, I was in front of some girl who kept...touching me...
    TheHeadlessMole (9:04:58 PM): hahaha
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:05:30 PM): She would hit her papers against my back, she kept kneeing me in the bum, and then when she went to cross her legs she kicked me.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:05:40 PM): Not purposly...I think...
    TheHeadlessMole (9:05:41 PM): hahahahaha
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:06:19 PM): And some kid in a bright, florescent green shirt kept looking at me...
    TheHeadlessMole (9:06:52 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (9:06:55 PM): sexy
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:07:05 PM): whats sexy?
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:07:11 PM): the shirt?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:07:27 PM): and him looking at you
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:07:33 PM): how is that sexy?!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:07:50 PM): i dunno, i'm tired
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:07:56 PM): I see.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:08:13 PM): I am too.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:08:36 PM): And my brother isnt making life any easier.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:08:54 PM): He keeps coming over and bugging me making these horrible little demon noises and hitting things.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:09:11 PM): And asking me stupid questions.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:09:28 PM): hah
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:11:36 PM): Okay, and fighting fire with fire does NOT work. I just went up to him and went "GALAAHFHEKRLLLRRONIE!" and made some disguisting face with my tounge wailing about, and all he did was laugh, say "Do that when matt comes over, right up to his face" and repeated my disturbing facial expression.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:11:51 PM): lol
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:11:56 PM): Im scared.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:11:58 PM): why, is matt comin over there?
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:12:03 PM): He's not.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:12:09 PM): Lucas always says thing like that.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:12:27 PM): "When Larissa comes over, we should bla bla bla"
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:12:45 PM): "Im going to bla bla bla when Matt comes over"
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:13:02 PM): He just talks like everyone is coming over within the next five minutes. All the time.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:13:23 PM): NOW HE IS JABBING FORKS AT ME!!!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:13:47 PM): hahahahaha
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:14:28 PM): Did I tell you the time he had a needle in his pocket and was thrusting it at me. (The front pocket, located near the zipper)
    TheHeadlessMole (9:14:38 PM): uhhh...
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:14:50 PM): He is really gross.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:14:52 PM): i think your brother might have a little problemmmm
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:14:58 PM): Yeah.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:15:06 PM): And he has an obsession with boobs.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:15:11 PM): A very unhealthy obsession.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:15:31 PM): with... YOUR boobs, or just boobs in general?...
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:15:38 PM): boobs in general.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:16:02 PM): okay
    TheHeadlessMole (9:16:12 PM): cause that would just be weird, but just boobs is normal
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:16:36 PM): My mom was like "you know what happens to boys who think about boobs to much?!"
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:16:46 PM): I had to add in that they grow them themselves.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:16:54 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (9:16:59 PM): but I think about boobs plenty
    TheHeadlessMole (9:17:03 PM): and nothing happens to me
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:17:11 PM): Just because so many fat blokes are always staring at them.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:17:18 PM): ...in time.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:17:41 PM): you'll wake up tomorrow and realize how NOT fun they are.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:18:40 PM): no I won't
    TheHeadlessMole (9:18:47 PM): I like boobs plenty
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:19:25 PM): If you had them...
    TheHeadlessMole (9:19:37 PM): I'd still like them
    TheHeadlessMole (9:19:45 PM): then I'd actually be able to see some and play with them
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:20:16 PM): You know how when you eat something, the crums just gather in your lap, when you stand up their gone? Well when you have boobs, thats where they gather, and if you try to get them off, people look at you weirdly for touching yourself.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:20:45 PM): lol
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:20:46 PM): "Why are you touching your chest?"
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:20:51 PM): Thats the look you get.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:20:55 PM): people look at me weirdly for touching myself anyway
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:21:04 PM): And you know how hard running is?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:21:30 PM): well I've heard stories...
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:22:09 PM): And Im not even going to mention the guys who just...look...especially those old fat men with boobs of their own. Honestly, why dont they just go home and look at their own?!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:22:21 PM): hahahahaha
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:22:36 PM): Plus they get in the way.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:23:07 PM): meh
    TheHeadlessMole (9:23:29 PM): I still like them plenty
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:24:03 PM): I should make you wear balloons in your shirt for a day.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:24:20 PM): I dunno...
    TheHeadlessMole (9:50:35 PM): so what's new with you?
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:51:35 PM): nothing
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:51:47 PM): I have to do laudry now because my mom is lazy. please hold.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:52:12 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (9:52:14 PM): okay
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:54:07 PM): Stupid her.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:54:09 PM): grrrrrrrr.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:54:12 PM): she is so lazy.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:54:12 PM): hahah
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:54:34 PM): She wont even fold her own clothes.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:54:58 PM): daymn
    TheHeadlessMole (9:55:05 PM): that's pretty lazy
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:55:21 PM): Thats why she is going to get a half ass job for making me do it.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:55:28 PM): Out of spite.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:55:32 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (9:55:39 PM): yay for 1/2 of an ass!
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:56:05 PM): She actually calls me "Half Assie." Some self esteem booster, huh?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:56:39 PM): rofl
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:56:53 PM): It actually makes me really upset.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:57:17 PM): :-(
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:57:42 PM): She always makes me feel worthless.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:57:50 PM): well that's no fun
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:58:03 PM): not at alll
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:59:18 PM): And she never tries to communicate with me.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:59:42 PM): Even when we go out to dinner by ourselves and there is no one else to talk to.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:59:50 PM): hmm
    TheHeadlessMole (9:59:54 PM): that's no fun either
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:00:07 PM): But whenever my dad or brother is around, she seems to know exactly what to say to them.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:01:13 PM): Whenever she does talk to me its because she needs to find something out, tell me to find a place to sleep for the night, tell me to do some chore, or try to improve something like my grades or behavior or bla bla bla.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:01:25 PM): that sucks
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:01:37 PM): yeah.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:16:37 PM): anyway, how are you?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:16:43 PM): alright
    TheHeadlessMole (10:16:48 PM): I have a bitch of a headache
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:17:00 PM): Did you take anything for it?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:17:05 PM): we don't have anything
    TheHeadlessMole (10:17:15 PM): we usually have tylenol and ibuprofen, but we're out and I'm sad
    TheHeadlessMole (10:17:19 PM): I want some midol
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:17:42 PM): If I go to sleep when I have headaches I wake up hallucinating.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:17:48 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:17:51 PM): sounds fun
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:18:00 PM): Its not.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:18:03 PM): usually the only way for me to get rid of headaches is to go to sleep
    TheHeadlessMole (10:18:17 PM): and I don't get fun hallucinations, I just get a lot of pain until I go to sleep
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:18:39 PM): Its not fun to wake up and have things talking to you
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:18:46 PM): even attacking you sometimes.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:18:58 PM): I think it would be
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:19:03 PM): Its not.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:19:05 PM): but then again, I think itwould be fun to have boobs
    TheHeadlessMole (10:19:12 PM): so maybe we're just different
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:19:57 PM): Its actually pretty scary though.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:20:05 PM): (Not the having boos part)
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:20:10 PM): boobs*
    TheHeadlessMole (10:20:14 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:21:08 PM): oh, and hey
    TheHeadlessMole (10:21:21 PM): when you tell matt about jay's bash, it's actually the 23rd, not the 17th
    TheHeadlessMole (10:21:24 PM): I was just being dumb
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:22:32 PM): Seriously though, you wake up and some thing at the foot of you bed is saying all sorts of things to you that you can barely follow isnt very fun. especially when its some person with the flesh burning off their body as you speak telling you things that horrify you.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:22:51 PM): meh
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:22:52 PM): And there is no fire either.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:22:52 PM): I dunno
    TheHeadlessMole (10:22:55 PM): might be interesting
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:23:18 PM): its very interesting. But its scarier than interesting.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:24:27 PM): "Your going to be mine, my lovely. Dont worry though, you'll love it. Love it as much as I love you. But dont run. Or else the bus will be running over you. Got it?..."
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:24:45 PM): Its why I have lots of advil.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:26:10 PM): hah
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:27:46 PM): I think I could get into the horrorshow business.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:27:57 PM): probably
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:28:05 PM): If I think about something, I can make it scary.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:28:31 PM): Thats why Im very paranoid and afraid of the dark.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:28:41 PM): hey, me too
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:28:45 PM): what?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:28:56 PM): I'm also very paranoid and somewhat afraid of the dark
    TheHeadlessMole (10:29:01 PM): but I'm paranoid for a different reason
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:29:07 PM): I see.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:29:15 PM): Im paranoid for a lot of reasons.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:29:23 PM): I cant trust anyone.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:29:40 PM): I think every single inanimate object has very unstable emotions and is out to get me
    TheHeadlessMole (10:29:55 PM): and if I'm not nice to my possesions they will start breaking and making bad things happen to me
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:30:15 PM): I think I have a little OCD too. If I touch one out of four squares, I have to touch them all.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:30:17 PM): that's why if I get mad at something for not working and lose my temper, I always talk to it afterwards really nicely
    TheHeadlessMole (10:30:23 PM): yeah, me too
    TheHeadlessMole (10:30:31 PM): I always get these really weird little impulses
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:30:41 PM): me too
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:31:01 PM): I cant look out windows at night either.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:31:10 PM): or lean on window at all.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:31:14 PM): like this happens to me a lot in school, I'll be writing something and after writing a certain word or letter I'll feel this really weird urge to write the letter G
    TheHeadlessMole (10:31:22 PM): or H or P
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:31:27 PM): Harry Potter.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:31:30 PM): and I'll have to write them no matter what
    TheHeadlessMole (10:31:31 PM): lol
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:31:53 PM): I also...grr how do I word it...
    TheHeadlessMole (10:31:57 PM): it really fucks up my schoolwork sometimes, though, because I never resist the urges
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:32:01 PM): Its on some website...hold on.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:33:04 PM): and also, when I was really little, I had this blankie that I really liked the smell of, and every time I smelled it I'd smell it a certain way until it was literally impossible for me to smell it any other way
    TheHeadlessMole (10:33:12 PM): like I would do some little thing while I smelled it
    TheHeadlessMole (10:33:31 PM): and now whenever I smell things I do a weird little variation of that
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:35:10 PM): They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:35:21 PM): Thats what happened when I was a little kid
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:35:37 PM): unrelated events relate to them in some important way.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:35:42 PM): and that
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:36:01 PM): But now I just relate things to eachother even if they have nothing to do.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:36:08 PM): !
    TheHeadlessMole (10:36:10 PM): I do that so much
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:36:14 PM): Which doesnt help the paranoia very much.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:36:32 PM): mm
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:36:37 PM): Many believe that schizotypal personality disorder represents mild schizophrenia. The disorder is characterized by odd forms of thinking and perceiving, and individuals with this disorder often seek isolation from others. They sometimes believe to have extra sensory ability or that unrelated events relate to them in some important way. They generally engage in eccentric behavior and have difficulty concentrating for long periods of time. Their speech is often over elaborate and difficult
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:36:39 PM): to follow
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:37:00 PM): Thats the definition for Schizotypical.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:37:12 PM): sounds like me to a tee
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:37:36 PM): I took at test online that said I should go see my doctor about that...
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:37:45 PM): but my mom wont take me. not even for my insomnia
    TheHeadlessMole (10:37:55 PM): that's pretty gay
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:38:01 PM): yeah.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:38:23 PM): Once I get my car I want to go somewhere and get myself tested properly.
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:39:09 PM): Personality Disorder Information
    TheHeadlessMole (10:40:40 PM): I also have this really really weird kind of deja vu
    TheHeadlessMole (10:41:07 PM): like, I'll be lying in bed one night trying to get to sleep and I'll see myself doing something, like a memory or something, but it hasn't happened yet
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:41:24 PM): I always have deja vu. and in my deja vu it goes through "this feels like deja vu" and I can practiacally know what happens next.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:41:26 PM): and then I forget about it until six months later when it happens and I remember and am like 'WHOA! DEJA VU WTF'
    TheHeadlessMole (10:41:52 PM): it's been happening my whole life, only it used to only happen for a few seconds or just very short bursts every once in a while
    TheHeadlessMole (10:42:02 PM): but now it happens like once a week, for a minute or two at a time
    TheHeadlessMole (10:42:07 PM): and it really really freaks me out
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:42:29 PM): When I was in 9th grade I had a lot of deja vu. But now I barely ever have them.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:42:42 PM): it's happened to me 3 times in the past 2 weeks
    TheHeadlessMole (10:42:50 PM): and the longest one was when I was in a chatroom
    TheHeadlessMole (10:43:12 PM): I remember it from like a year ago, and I was in a chatroom talking to the exact same people, and I was saying the exact same things and they were responding the exact same way
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:43:34 PM): I hate deja vu.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:43:39 PM): and it went on for like two minutes, and I realized it was happening halfway through and just kept going with what I was doing
    TheHeadlessMole (10:43:47 PM): and then I left the chatroom because it FREAKED me out
    TheHeadlessMole (10:43:55 PM): like I was actually shaking because it was so vivid
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:44:12 PM): I never get it that bad.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:44:21 PM): you're lucky
    TheHeadlessMole (10:44:23 PM): it sucks
    TheHeadlessMole (10:44:39 PM): cause it happens when you'r with people and you're like 'whoa, deja vu'
    TheHeadlessMole (10:44:57 PM): but they can't understand cause they think it's just normal deja vu, but I need, like, time to recover after that shit
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:46:17 PM): you know what else I have problems with. I have a lot trouble concentrating.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:46:26 PM): indeed
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:47:03 PM): Its horrible.
    TheHeadlessMole (11:14:08 PM):
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    MARY

    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:19:21 PM): thanks for stopping by today!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:19:27 PM): lol, no problem
    TheHeadlessMole (9:19:29 PM): it was fun
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:19:33 PM): lol thanks
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:19:42 PM): i hope i didnt bore you to death
    TheHeadlessMole (9:19:53 PM): lol, of course not
    TheHeadlessMole (9:20:10 PM): I forgot to ask you for tylenol, though
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:20:24 PM): oh
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:20:25 PM): im sorry!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:20:31 PM): [I've had a headache all day, and we have no tylenol in the house so I was going to ask you for some]
    TheHeadlessMole (9:20:33 PM): don't worry
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:20:39 PM): okay
    TheHeadlessMole (9:21:17 PM): hahah, I'm having a debate about whether I'd still like boobs so much if I had them myself
    TheHeadlessMole (9:21:20 PM): it's very weird
    TheHeadlessMole (9:21:37 PM): lol
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:22:30 PM): lol
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:22:34 PM): your weird jimm
    TheHeadlessMole (9:22:37 PM): KillermonkeysXYZ (9:21:04 PM): And you know how hard running is?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:21:30 PM): well I've heard stories...
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:22:09 PM): And Im not even going to mention the guys who just...look...especially those old fat men with boobs of their own. Honestly, why dont they just go home and look at their own?!
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:23:45 PM): lol!!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:24:26 PM): HAHA
    TheHeadlessMole (9:24:27 PM): TheHeadlessMole (9:23:29 PM): I still like them plenty
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:24:03 PM): I should make you wear balloons in your shirt for a day.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:24:20 PM): I dunno...
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:24:53 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (9:27:45 PM): Max is online from guatemala!
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:27:59 PM): i know!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:29:36 PM): hah, so I saw Scott while I was leaving your house
    TheHeadlessMole (9:29:40 PM): he made me giggle
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:30:01 PM): lol!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:30:50 PM): do you like Arrested Development?
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:31:26 PM): idk
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:31:28 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (9:31:31 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (9:31:37 PM): nobody has heard of it!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:31:43 PM): but it's such a good show!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:35:18 PM): so did you have a good time bowling?
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:36:02 PM): yes
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:36:05 PM): i actually did
    TheHeadlessMole (9:36:56 PM): well that's good
    TheHeadlessMole (9:38:41 PM): I wish I could have my jesus hair all day long
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:39:07 PM): haha
    TheHeadlessMole (9:44:56 PM): so you owe max a coke now too, eh?
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:45:05 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (9:45:39 PM): I still aim to collect on that secks, you know
    TheHeadlessMole (9:47:31 PM):
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:48:39 PM): lol
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:51:18 PM): i gtg
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:51:22 PM): secks lata!!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:51:31 PM): yay
    TheHeadlessMole (9:51:34 PM): oh, one more thing
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:51:47 PM): yeah
    TheHeadlessMole (9:51:48 PM): what day are you gonna be cheering at that pats game?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:51:57 PM): i 4got
    i LuRvE wOn WoN (9:52:00 PM): 18th!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:52:03 PM): yay
    i LuRvE wOn WoN signed off at 9:52:04 PM.
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    MAX

    Max Is Teh Cool (9:24:05 PM): hola from guatemala!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:24:08 PM): EY
    TheHeadlessMole (9:24:12 PM): MAX WASUP?!?
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:24:17 PM): n2m
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:24:39 PM): the coffee here is excelent
    TheHeadlessMole (9:24:52 PM): well of COURSE
    TheHeadlessMole (9:24:59 PM): you'd better remember the stuff for me and the c's
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:25:19 PM): haha
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:25:23 PM): that sounds like drugs
    TheHeadlessMole (9:25:34 PM): lol
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:26:44 PM):
    :you got the stuff?
    :yeah i got the stuff, you got the money?
    :i got the money if you have the stuff
    :well i got the stuff if you got the money
    and so on and so forth!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:27:10 PM): rofl
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:27:53 PM): brb food
    TheHeadlessMole (9:27:58 PM): hokai
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:28:23 PM): btw, have i been away and idsle w/ my away message? cept for now
    TheHeadlessMole (9:28:31 PM): no
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:28:41 PM): :-(
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:28:42 PM): oh well
    TheHeadlessMole (9:28:44 PM): yea
    Max Is Teh Cool is away at 9:28:46 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:28:55 PM):

    Auto response from Max Is Teh Cool (9:28:55 PM): ¡foodis calling my name!

    Max Is Teh Cool returned at 9:41:52 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:41:59 PM): max is back in black
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:00 PM): IM BACK IN BLACK!
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:03 PM): LOL
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:08 PM): jinx
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:16 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:18 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:21 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:24 PM):
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:25 PM): jimm
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:26 PM): jimm
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:27 PM): jimm
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:29 PM):
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:30 PM): jimm
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:31 PM): jimm
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:34 PM): yay
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:44:31 PM): Max Is Teh Cool: so i hear you owe jimm the sex and scott and order of fries..
    i LuRvE wOn WoN: yeah!
    Max Is Teh Cool: i know i wasnt there that day... but could i get a coke?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:44:48 PM): rofl
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:44:57 PM): and then one of thoes :p smilys
    TheHeadlessMole (9:47:39 PM): i like teh :p
    TheHeadlessMole (9:55:25 PM): hey max hey max hey max
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:55:53 PM): ¿hey wut? ¿hey wut? ¿hey wut?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:56:02 PM): check it out check it out check it out
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:56:32 PM): ¿check what? ¿check what? ¿check what?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:56:33 PM): http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/257869 http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/257869 http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/257869
    TheHeadlessMole (9:56:45 PM): oh damn it
    TheHeadlessMole (9:56:48 PM): you've messed up my font
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:58:26 PM): one of yours?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:58:41 PM): look at the friggin title
    TheHeadlessMole (9:58:44 PM): you dumb ass
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:13 PM): i havnt gone there yet
    TheHeadlessMole (9:59:18 PM): why?
    TheHeadlessMole (9:59:20 PM): it's funny
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:26 PM): internet is slow
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:31 PM): i have to wait a bit
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:37 PM): or rather iv clicked the linki
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:40 PM): BUT its loading
    TheHeadlessMole (9:59:42 PM): ohh
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:46 PM): so in the meantime
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:59:48 PM): is it one of yours
    TheHeadlessMole (10:00:00 PM): it's the ten reasons
    TheHeadlessMole (10:00:03 PM): not blammed at all
    TheHeadlessMole (10:00:17 PM): the score is really low, but all the reviews are really good
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:00:27 PM): the ten reasons flash sucks?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:00:31 PM): yeah
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:00:41 PM): k when it loads ill vote 5
    TheHeadlessMole (10:00:45 PM): yayz
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:08:29 PM): thats wierd
    TheHeadlessMole (10:08:34 PM): what?
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:08:42 PM): newgrounds said my account wasnt verifyed
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:08:49 PM): so i had to go search my email for it
    TheHeadlessMole (10:08:50 PM): it doesn't need to be
    TheHeadlessMole (10:08:53 PM): you're just dumbn
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:09:02 PM): to sign in it does
    TheHeadlessMole (10:09:02 PM): just watch the movie and it'll let you vote
    TheHeadlessMole (10:09:09 PM): dumbo
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:09:10 PM): and i want more points
    TheHeadlessMole (10:09:11 PM): dummy
    TheHeadlessMole (10:09:14 PM): dumbulah
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:09:18 PM): i know that but i want the voting power
    TheHeadlessMole (10:09:33 PM): meh
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:12:51 PM): lol im just gona get a lot of random flash things and rate them so i can get more voting power
    TheHeadlessMole (10:13:08 PM): yay
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:15:30 PM): wtf¿?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:15:34 PM): ?
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:15:36 PM): http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/122161
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:15:43 PM): it got daily 3rd place
    TheHeadlessMole (10:15:47 PM): what did?
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:15:58 PM): clickity the linkity
    TheHeadlessMole (10:16:14 PM): HAHAHAHAHA THE CLOCK CREW
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:16:21 PM): yeah
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:16:27 PM): w/ stairway to Heaven
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:19:50 PM): did you watch it?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:19:54 PM): no
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:20:00 PM): or are you rather?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:20:02 PM): I have dialup, I can't just go around watching things
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:20:16 PM): lol it gets funny
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:20:30 PM): sniping monkeys out of trees
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:20:43 PM): has absoutly nothing to do w/ stairway
    TheHeadlessMole (10:20:47 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:20:52 PM): well of course not, it's the clocks
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:21:29 PM): thats going in my favs
    TheHeadlessMole (10:21:37 PM): oh boy fav
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:21:43 PM): lol
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:22:25 PM): pepsi is playing lead guitar
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:22:32 PM): sprite is playing bass
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:22:35 PM): yahhoo is singing
    TheHeadlessMole (10:22:39 PM): lol
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:22:41 PM): and mt dew is on drums
    TheHeadlessMole (10:23:01 PM): well of course
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:27:16 PM): lol
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:38:50 PM): wheres the flash vid "email"?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:39:10 PM): oh
    TheHeadlessMole (10:39:12 PM): um...
    TheHeadlessMole (10:39:14 PM): I dunno
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:39:28 PM): i want to watch that one
    TheHeadlessMole (10:39:36 PM): it's awesome
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:39:46 PM): do you know the animator?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:40:07 PM): I can't remember, but I'm asking steve since he's the one who showed it to me at first
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:40:16 PM): k
    TheHeadlessMole (10:42:19 PM): http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/238986
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:42:42 PM): k
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:45:50 PM): man my cousins come is so slow
    TheHeadlessMole (10:46:06 PM): lol
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:46:34 PM): *comp
    TheHeadlessMole (10:46:50 PM): hahahahahaha I JUST GOT THAT
    TheHeadlessMole (10:46:52 PM): THAT'S NASTY
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:47:00 PM): LOL
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:47:20 PM): i got that as soon as i hit enter
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:47:41 PM): but the comp is so slow that i didnt know i typed that untill it was already sent
    TheHeadlessMole (10:47:53 PM): XD
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:48:00 PM): as in, i typed it all, and hit enter, THEN it showed up
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:48:06 PM): but that is nasty sorry about that
    TheHeadlessMole (10:48:12 PM): you should be
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:48:17 PM): anyway
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:48:20 PM): brb
    TheHeadlessMole (10:48:22 PM): ok
    Max Is Teh Cool is away at 10:48:57 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole (11:20:34 PM): damn
    TheHeadlessMole (11:20:40 PM): it seems I'm pretty messed up
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:21:04 PM): ?¿
    TheHeadlessMole (11:21:32 PM): I just took this personality disorder test
    TheHeadlessMole (11:21:34 PM): http://www.4degreez.com/misc/persona...test.mv?stat=1
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:21:45 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:02 PM): look at all those stats, but this is what I got on mine
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:06 PM): paranoid: very high
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:12 PM): schizoid: moderate
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:18 PM): schizotypal: very high
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:22 PM): anitsocial: high
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:26 PM): borderline: very high
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:30 PM): histrionic: high
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:22:36 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:36 PM): narcissistic: high
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:41 PM): avoidant: very high
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:45 PM): dependent: high
    TheHeadlessMole (11:22:51 PM): obsessive-compulsive: high
    TheHeadlessMole (11:23:00 PM): I always knew I had a little bit of OCD
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:23:14 PM): haha
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:29:10 PM): my grampa is selling our coffee plantation :-(
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:29:17 PM): and then buying a new one
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:29:25 PM): :-D
    TheHeadlessMole (11:29:39 PM): that's kinda...
    TheHeadlessMole (11:29:41 PM): nonsensical
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:29:50 PM): well yes it is
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:29:58 PM): hes buying a BETTER one
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:30:40 PM): cuz this one hasnt put out much coffee cu somthing happened and it was left for a few yrs not doing anything then picked up again by just a few workers
    TheHeadlessMole (11:30:56 PM): meh
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:31:19 PM): Us/Cs are lucky
    TheHeadlessMole (11:31:26 PM): indeed
    Max Is Teh Cool (11:31:35 PM): your gettin the last of the coffee in a convienent carrying bag
    TheHeadlessMole (11:32:11 PM): YAY



    STEVE

    TheHeadlessMole (9:40:02 PM): TheHeadlessMole (9:23:29 PM): I still like them plenty
    KillermonkeysXYZ (9:24:03 PM): I should make you wear balloons in your shirt for a day.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:24:20 PM): I dunno...
    TheHeadlessMole (9:40:05 PM): whoops
    TheHeadlessMole (9:40:06 PM): wrong paste
    LegendarySkittle (9:40:12 PM): ...
    LegendarySkittle (9:40:13 PM): XD!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:40:28 PM): lol
    LegendarySkittle (9:40:31 PM): That too amzing not to profile
    TheHeadlessMole (9:40:40 PM): hahah
    TheHeadlessMole (9:40:42 PM): indeed
    LegendarySkittle (9:41:03 PM): done
    TheHeadlessMole (9:41:16 PM): yay
    TheHeadlessMole (9:41:20 PM): newgrounds.com/portal/view/257869
    TheHeadlessMole (9:41:24 PM): http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/257869
    TheHeadlessMole (9:41:29 PM): HAHAHA NOT BLAMMED
    LegendarySkittle (9:41:37 PM): w00t!
    TheHeadlessMole (9:41:48 PM): read all of the reviews though
    TheHeadlessMole (9:41:55 PM): they're so contradictary of the score
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:44 PM): HAH
    LegendarySkittle (9:42:49 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:51 PM): I'm profiling this:
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:52 PM): TheHeadlessMole (9:41:59 PM): max is back in black
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:00 PM): IM BACK IN BLACK!
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:03 PM): LOL
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:08 PM): jinx
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:16 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:18 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:21 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:24 PM):
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:25 PM): jimm
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:26 PM): jimm
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:27 PM): jimm
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:29 PM):
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:30 PM): jimm
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:31 PM): jimm
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:34 PM): yay
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    TheHeadlessMole wants to directly connect (9:42:58 PM).
    LegendarySkittle is now directly connected (9:43:33 PM).
    TheHeadlessMole (9:43:37 PM): TheHeadlessMole (9:41:59 PM): max is back in black
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:00 PM): IM BACK IN BLACK!
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:03 PM): LOL
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:08 PM): jinx
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:16 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:18 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:21 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:24 PM):
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:25 PM): jimm
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:26 PM): jimm
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:27 PM): jimm
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:29 PM):
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:30 PM): jimm
    Max Is Teh Cool (9:42:31 PM): jimm
    TheHeadlessMole (9:42:34 PM): yay
    LegendarySkittle (9:44:19 PM): all I see are blanks IMs from you and Max saying jimm alot
    TheHeadlessMole (9:44:32 PM): read the beginning first and it'll make sense
    LegendarySkittle is away at 9:45:20 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole (9:45:25 PM):


    Auto response from LegendarySkittle (9:45:25 PM): Can you find the hidden pirate?

    bee arr bee
    <O_O> </p_¬> <O_O>

    TheHeadlessMole (9:45:30 PM): i love that
    LegendarySkittle direct connection is closed (9:55:30 PM).
    TheHeadlessMole (9:57:12 PM): to quote myself... oh noes conexion cloes
    LegendarySkittle returned at 10:00:47 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:01:27 PM): DUDE
    LegendarySkittle (10:01:34 PM): ?
    LegendarySkittle (10:01:37 PM): hey
    LegendarySkittle (10:01:47 PM): you might be a candidate for turd of the week
    LegendarySkittle (10:01:48 PM):
    TheHeadlessMole (10:01:58 PM): I know, that's what I was hoping
    TheHeadlessMole (10:02:01 PM): but DUDE
    TheHeadlessMole (10:02:03 PM): WTF
    TheHeadlessMole (10:02:03 PM): http://www.informationweek.com/story...01205&tid=5978
    LegendarySkittle (10:02:04 PM): ???
    LegendarySkittle (10:03:56 PM): XD
    LegendarySkittle (10:04:06 PM): The thing is, this one is actually legitament
    LegendarySkittle (10:04:22 PM): crazy, eh?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:04:27 PM): not really...
    TheHeadlessMole (10:04:37 PM): since the patents were filed after the ipod was released by apple
    LegendarySkittle (10:04:49 PM): they filed patent 5 months before Apple filed theirs
    TheHeadlessMole (10:05:15 PM): neither one of the patents was approved, though
    TheHeadlessMole (10:05:25 PM): and apple's thing came earlier anyway
    LegendarySkittle (10:05:28 PM): Microsoft appealed and it got approved
    TheHeadlessMole (10:05:34 PM): only recently
    LegendarySkittle (10:05:46 PM): I don't think It can apply to any past sales
    LegendarySkittle (10:05:53 PM): but it could to future sales
    TheHeadlessMole (10:05:54 PM): Apple won't take the matter lying down. "Apple invented and publicly released the iPod interface before the Microsoft patent application cited by the (patent) examiner was filed," said an Apple spokesperson in a statement.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:05:55 PM): meh
    TheHeadlessMole (10:06:19 PM): can we just agree that microsoft are a bunch of fucktards?
    LegendarySkittle (10:06:24 PM): yea
    TheHeadlessMole (10:06:27 PM): yay
    TheHeadlessMole (10:06:35 PM): I sent the link to arth, he should find it interesting
    TheHeadlessMole (10:06:36 PM): lol
    LegendarySkittle (10:06:38 PM): The ONLY thing I likr id the Windows OS
    TheHeadlessMole (10:06:47 PM): yeah
    LegendarySkittle (10:06:49 PM): I hate all their other stuff
    LegendarySkittle (10:06:51 PM): oh
    LegendarySkittle (10:06:56 PM): and I like MSN messenger alot
    TheHeadlessMole (10:07:02 PM): meh
    LegendarySkittle (10:07:04 PM): but noone uses it.
    LegendarySkittle (10:07:05 PM): :/
    TheHeadlessMole (10:07:09 PM): I had it for a little while, but I prefer AIM
    TheHeadlessMole (10:07:27 PM): two completely shitty companies with good instant messanger programs
    LegendarySkittle (10:07:37 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:08:14 PM): http://www.adiversions.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9066
    LegendarySkittle (10:08:47 PM): gaybert mcgaypants
    LegendarySkittle (10:08:47 PM): XD
    LegendarySkittle (10:08:49 PM): oh
    LegendarySkittle (10:08:50 PM): and btw
    LegendarySkittle (10:09:00 PM): that guy has the most disruptive avatar EVER.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:09:25 PM): who, gir/penise?
    LegendarySkittle (10:09:31 PM): yea
    TheHeadlessMole (10:09:36 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:09:39 PM): it's john locke
    TheHeadlessMole (10:09:42 PM): 'LOCKE'D
    TheHeadlessMole (10:09:44 PM): '
    LegendarySkittle (10:09:50 PM): hahah
    LegendarySkittle (10:09:56 PM): it's still disruptive
    TheHeadlessMole (10:10:06 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:10:25 PM): I like it cause I had to do a five minute presentation on john locke for otocka's class
    TheHeadlessMole (10:11:20 PM): John Locke CAN BE MURDER
    TheHeadlessMole (10:11:40 PM): i love blade
    LegendarySkittle (10:11:48 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:12:04 PM): hahah, I went to Mary's house today
    LegendarySkittle (10:12:10 PM): sweet
    LegendarySkittle (10:12:11 PM): oh
    LegendarySkittle (10:12:17 PM): and XD!!!! at the new Megatokyo
    TheHeadlessMole (10:12:26 PM): and her sister didn't know I was there and came downstairs in a towel all like 'mary where's the brush?' and then she saw me and was like !!!
    LegendarySkittle (10:12:35 PM): XD
    TheHeadlessMole (10:12:37 PM): it was classic
    LegendarySkittle (10:12:45 PM): dude
    LegendarySkittle (10:12:54 PM): you have to read this MT comic
    LegendarySkittle (10:12:58 PM): http://www.megatokyo.com/strips/0747.gif
    TheHeadlessMole (10:13:00 PM): sent me a link
    LegendarySkittle (10:13:03 PM): atleast the last 2 panels
    TheHeadlessMole (10:13:16 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:13:19 PM): good ol' megatokyo
    LegendarySkittle (10:13:33 PM): (btw, in the chapter you missed, Piro and Kimiko really forwarded their relationshit)
    LegendarySkittle (10:13:37 PM): ship*
    LegendarySkittle (10:13:43 PM): keep that in mind for the last panel
    TheHeadlessMole (10:14:11 PM): yay
    TheHeadlessMole (10:14:12 PM): okay
    TheHeadlessMole (10:14:53 PM): XD
    TheHeadlessMole (10:15:08 PM): Largo and Erika should totally have babies
    LegendarySkittle (10:15:12 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:15:40 PM): I really should catch up
    LegendarySkittle (10:15:54 PM): ya
    TheHeadlessMole (10:16:30 PM): the clock crew got the daily third
    TheHeadlessMole (10:16:31 PM): hahahahaha
    TheHeadlessMole (10:17:33 PM): did you go to sydney's party?
    LegendarySkittle (10:17:41 PM): no
    TheHeadlessMole (10:18:48 PM): hey, Jay's bash is on the seventeenth, right?
    LegendarySkittle (10:19:01 PM): 23rd
    TheHeadlessMole (10:19:18 PM): wow, I was WAY off
    LegendarySkittle (10:19:22 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:19:28 PM): which part of greeley is it in?
    LegendarySkittle (10:19:40 PM): i unno
    TheHeadlessMole (10:19:49 PM): I'll just wander them for a while, I guess
    TheHeadlessMole (10:20:05 PM): KillermonkeysXYZ (10:18:39 PM): Its not fun to wake up and have things talking to you
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:18:46 PM): even attacking you sometimes.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:18:58 PM): I think it would be
    KillermonkeysXYZ (10:19:03 PM): Its not.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:19:05 PM): but then again, I think itwould be fun to have boobs
    TheHeadlessMole (10:19:12 PM): so maybe we're just different
    TheHeadlessMole (10:20:06 PM): haha
    LegendarySkittle (10:20:25 PM): XD
    LegendarySkittle (10:23:20 PM): oh dude I may have a new MP3 player
    TheHeadlessMole (10:23:24 PM): cool
    TheHeadlessMole (10:23:32 PM): to replace your stolen shuffle?
    LegendarySkittle (10:23:36 PM): It's a 512mb Scan Disc
    LegendarySkittle (10:23:45 PM): my dad got it just for the radio function
    TheHeadlessMole (10:23:49 PM): heh
    LegendarySkittle (10:23:51 PM): and he never uses it
    LegendarySkittle (10:23:54 PM): so I might steal it.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:23:57 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:23:57 PM): nice
    TheHeadlessMole (10:26:14 PM): agh
    TheHeadlessMole (10:26:17 PM): dude
    LegendarySkittle (10:26:28 PM): ?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:26:28 PM): I just looked in the mirror and my eyes are yellow
    TheHeadlessMole (10:26:44 PM): like, the whites of my eyes are this really sickly shade of yellow
    LegendarySkittle (10:26:49 PM): o_O
    TheHeadlessMole (10:26:55 PM): it's weird...
    TheHeadlessMole (10:27:07 PM): I think it might have something to do with the friggin migrane I've had since eleven AM
    TheHeadlessMole (10:34:30 PM): so what's new?
    LegendarySkittle (10:34:51 PM): notin
    TheHeadlessMole (10:34:59 PM): yay 4 noth
    TheHeadlessMole (10:35:14 PM): how awesome would it be if I got turd or underdog of the week
    LegendarySkittle (10:35:24 PM): lol
    LegendarySkittle (10:35:29 PM): def. not underdog
    TheHeadlessMole (10:35:32 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:35:43 PM): well all my reviews are glowing
    TheHeadlessMole (10:35:48 PM): except like two of them
    LegendarySkittle (10:35:53 PM): hahah
    LegendarySkittle (10:36:03 PM): I think it's the other way around.
    TheHeadlessMole (10:36:26 PM): what, you mean high score shitty reviews?
    LegendarySkittle (10:36:47 PM): dude
    LegendarySkittle (10:36:52 PM): all but 2 of your reviews are bad
    TheHeadlessMole (10:37:19 PM): are you kidding me?
    LegendarySkittle (10:37:23 PM): no
    TheHeadlessMole (10:38:00 PM): well let's see now
    TheHeadlessMole (10:38:08 PM): there are seventeen reviews to date
    TheHeadlessMole (10:38:52 PM): and four or five of them are bad
    TheHeadlessMole (10:39:00 PM): the rest are either decent or good
    LegendarySkittle (10:39:14 PM): w/e
    TheHeadlessMole (10:39:18 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:39:26 PM): do you have a link to "email!"?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:39:32 PM): max wants to watch but I don't have it
    LegendarySkittle (10:40:49 PM): MY GOD TE NEWGROUNDS SEARCH SUCKS
    LegendarySkittle (10:41:09 PM): Email!!
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/238986
    LegendarySkittle (10:41:17 PM): good thing for favorites
    TheHeadlessMole (10:42:17 PM): indeed
    TheHeadlessMole (10:47:22 PM): HAHAHAHAHA
    LegendarySkittle (10:47:33 PM): ?
    LegendarySkittle (10:47:35 PM): ?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:47:37 PM): Max Is Teh Cool (10:45:50 PM): man my cousins come is so slow
    TheHeadlessMole (10:46:06 PM): lol
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:46:34 PM): *comp
    TheHeadlessMole (10:46:50 PM): hahahahahaha I JUST GOT THAT
    TheHeadlessMole (10:46:52 PM): THAT'S NASTY
    Max Is Teh Cool (10:47:00 PM): LOL
    LegendarySkittle (10:47:53 PM): >.<
    LegendarySkittle is away at 10:48:25 PM.
    LegendarySkittle returned at 11:25:37 PM.
    TheHeadlessMole (11:26:10 PM): I just took a personality disorder test and tested either high or very high for everything on it
    LegendarySkittle (11:26:15 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (11:26:18 PM): except for one, which I got moderate on
    TheHeadlessMole (11:26:20 PM): lol



    ARTH

    TheHeadlessMole (10:03:16 PM): this should interest you, arth
    Auto response from gcuber365 (10:03:17 PM): Watching light from a big box...
    TV TIME!
    Leave a message

    TheHeadlessMole (10:03:19 PM): http://www.informationweek.com/story...01205&tid=5978



    SAM

    Lumbego854 (10:43:33 PM): hey
    TheHeadlessMole (10:44:06 PM): hey
    TheHeadlessMole (10:44:08 PM): wasup dawg
    Lumbego854 (10:44:16 PM): nothing
    Lumbego854 (10:44:18 PM): bored again
    Lumbego854 (10:44:24 PM): http://www.nike.com/illvill/video/clowndown.html
    Lumbego854 (10:44:30 PM): but i found this video
    TheHeadlessMole (10:45:05 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:45:12 PM): can't watch now, but I'll save it
    Lumbego854 (10:45:15 PM): k
    TheHeadlessMole (10:45:23 PM): the title makes me laugh though
    TheHeadlessMole (10:45:31 PM): especially because clown rhymes with down
    Lumbego854 (10:45:38 PM): yeah
    Lumbego854 (10:45:52 PM): it's a guy in a clown suit skating and bailing
    TheHeadlessMole (10:46:00 PM): lol
    TheHeadlessMole (10:46:01 PM): niice
    Lumbego854 (10:46:07 PM): but it's one of those suits that makes it look like you're doing a handstand
    Lumbego854 (10:47:03 PM): haha i just found out today that my mom fell down the stairs when she was pregnant with my brother
    Lumbego854 (10:47:06 PM): it explains alot
    TheHeadlessMole (10:47:13 PM): ROFL
    Lumbego854 (10:47:19 PM): ROFL?
    TheHeadlessMole (10:48:04 PM): Rolling On the Floor Laughing
    Lumbego854 (10:48:11 PM): oh

    FIN?!


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