In a daze use soldering iron with disasterous results!
You come to full consciousness, albeit with a nasty bruise, moments after your previous incident (at least you hope it was moments after). You turn on the closet's light and open the toolbox. You pull out an Old Soldering Iron.
FEATURE UNLOCKED!
You can now have a weapon! Since you have decided to have an Old Soldering Iron as your weapon, you can only use Soldering Iron-type weapons! The author recommends finding a transportable battery outlet.
Last edited by kaBoMBer's Notebook; 26th November 2012 at 03:25 PM.
In a daze use soldering iron with disasterous results!
"Hey! Don't pawn your garbage on me!"
~Watchy Watchog
Helga: So I'm NOT Kate Moss.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee. I don't know. When you really think about it, is there any sewer bigger than the world of professional modelling?
~The Oblongs
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Think better of listening to the retarded Jigglypuff in your head and head to the kitchen to get some ice for your headache(s).
Listen to the Jigglypuff because you KNOW if you don't, it will pop out of your closet like the Evil Monkey from Family Guy except it points at you with a machete!
"Hey! Don't pawn your garbage on me!"
~Watchy Watchog
Helga: So I'm NOT Kate Moss.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee. I don't know. When you really think about it, is there any sewer bigger than the world of professional modelling?
~The Oblongs
3DS FC: 1160-9737-9152
PM me and I'll add you!
You begin having conflicting thoughts concerning Jigglypuffs. Your mind has started to connect all the bad ideas you have to Jigglypuffs. You begin detesting Jigglypuffs. No matter how hard you try, you cannot escape them. Your current unfavorable predicament constantly reminds you of them. The bruise on your head which clouds your thoughts? It was caused by the whisperings of the Jigglypuffs in your mind. You pray that the torment will end, as-
You just heard the doorbell ring.
The author apologizes for his tardiness, as well.
Answer the door.
Keep the soldering gun on-hand when you do it. A crappy weapon is better than none.
Last edited by kaBoMBer's Notebook; 2nd December 2012 at 03:17 PM.
The Garbage Man complains about how you threw out a perfectly good Oddish plushie.
"Hey! Don't pawn your garbage on me!"
~Watchy Watchog
Helga: So I'm NOT Kate Moss.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee. I don't know. When you really think about it, is there any sewer bigger than the world of professional modelling?
~The Oblongs
3DS FC: 1160-9737-9152
PM me and I'll add you!
Make out with the garbage man to get info from him!
"Hey! Don't pawn your garbage on me!"
~Watchy Watchog
Helga: So I'm NOT Kate Moss.
Milo: Kate Moss isn't stuck in a sewer.
Helga: Gee. I don't know. When you really think about it, is there any sewer bigger than the world of professional modelling?
~The Oblongs
3DS FC: 1160-9737-9152
PM me and I'll add you!