Can I be the alien...?
Pretty please?!
Name: BLARG!!
Age: Blorg!! (3 hours)
Race: Murgle Murgle... (Alien, or so I'm told...)
Gender: Marf? (Probably female?)
Personality: Gra ha ha ha ha ha!!! (Evil, with a little psychoticness added in. Not to mention, I'm trying to preserve the species...)
Appearance: Blemph whok! (What do YOU think?!)
realtionships: Mel Brooks...And I ate through some guy's stomach, once...
History: I remember being surrounded by Human Tissue, then I chewed my way out of it. I looked around at the humans for a while, and their horrified expressions, before I fled.
Pet: Whok Orgaboo!! (I don't have any friggin pets!!)
Other: WHEEEEEEEGGGG!!! (WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST ON PUTTING THIS HERE?!)