kalad1 - That'd be interesting, since I was my school's bully, but let's say hypothetically there was an even bigger dick at school (if possible). I'd put a Gurkha in the pinata, who would slit everyone but my kid's throat.
Zak - Specifically, any non-Supermod related question. That is Andrew's territory. Anything from four-year olds I could beat up in a 5 minute sitting to seeking advice about relationships/pets/family/Spartans, I will do my utmost to deliver.
Andrew - 1. If you asked me this last year, the answer would be much more delicious. Unfortunately, I have made peace with most people on the forums. As for who I like, I have necessarily cordial relationships with the RPG mods, considering I am their spiritual leader.
2. If I was in charge, I'd demod everyone and start afresh. I'd give Blademaster executive and unparalleled powers to ban people and delete and edit posts as he saw fit. I'd put resident gay Magmar in charge in forum decor. I'd change all the forum names and descriptions. Bulba4 would design all the new logos. Australia would be banned. The swear filter would be expanded to replace words and phrases such as 'Pokemon', 'forum' and 'Bush' to nonsensical phrases.
I'd also make a forum devoted to posting pictures of people's favourite ducks.
Also, sigs and avatars will no longer have an image size limit, and people will be allowed to put videos from Youtube and sound files in their sigs.
Blademaster - Because my future 'Executive Banhammer' has just posted here.