Jokes

[Jeff]

You want gross?

Three guys were standing around talking about their previous night.

The first man said "Last night, I was so drunk I ran through the streets in my underwear."

The second man said "Last night, I was so drunk I went home and told my wife I was cheating on her, even though I'm not!"

The third man said, "Oh yeah, last night, I was so drunk I went home and blew chunks"

The other two men looked at him and said "you threw up, so what?". Then he said to them, "no, you see, Chunks is my dog".

[shazza]

You want gross?

Three guys were standing around talking about their previous night.

The first man said "Last night, I was so drunk I ran through the streets in my underwear."

The second man said "Last night, I was so drunk I went home and told my wife I was cheating on her, even though I'm not!"

The third man said, "Oh yeah, last night, I was so drunk I went home and blew chunks"

The other two men looked at him and said "you threw up, so what?". Then he said to them, "no, you see, Chunks is my dog".

I lol'd