Unresolved issues in that you act like a prick and still keep on bringing up the insanely old issue of when I didn't have a love life but still didn't want to share anything personal with you. Either way, back the fuck off my love life and do not bring it up with me again
And thanks for making me chuckle, Steph
Edit: And btw, the real reason I didn't want to talk to you about it was because 1) the only guy I ever want to talk to about my love life is my dad and 2) I don't want to share personal info with someone I only met in RL once and rarely talk to in general. It's creepy as hell that you want to know