I feel like a baby TT.TT

[Asilynne]

Australia in its entirety is a barren shithole. Even in the unlikely event that SA is superior to, say, anything east of it, that's still only about as good as being the least stinky dog turd in the garden.

Says the guy that's never been there

[Toucan Sundae]

Bugger off. -.-

I'd prefer it if you'd go all Tracy Beaker and go 'Bog Off.'

[Drago]

Originally Posted by Blademaster
You're not awesome. You come from Australia. NOTHING from Australia is awesome except maybe shazza and koalas. Koalas are badass.

A barren desert shithole inhabited by 6 people and a few hundred cattle?

It's just like I read about!

Australia? Liveable?

HA. HAHA. AHAHAHAHA. AHAHA. HAHA. HA. HAAAA...

Wha...?

Why make a topic about PBR NOW? I knew Australia got games later than the civilized world, but holy shit.

What's this all about? Does some sort of sport exist in Australia?

Australia in a war? The Hell would you guys do, throw empty beer bottles and your endless supply of killer plants, animals, and rocks out of airplanes flying over the country you were fighting?

My trip to Australia was cancelled.

A brush with death, narrowly avoided.

I thought Australia was always last?

Oh wait, they just don't get the games at all. My mistake.

Sorry, not even Pokemon can survive in your arid death hole. You'll have to play a more suited video game.

Oh wait, video games are banned in Australia for being too violent and the ESRB over there sucking. Guess it's back to playing with dirt for you Aussies, then. Ho hum.

Also lol Australia got fucked up. Gary is kinda cool after all.

Australia in its entirety is a barren shithole. Even in the unlikely event that SA is superior to, say, anything east of it, that's still only about as good as being the least stinky dog turd in the garden.

...Your jokes weren't funny the first time. Why would you assume them to be funny now?

[Cynder]

I'd prefer it if you'd go all Tracy Beaker and go 'Bog Off.'

I was going to say fuck off, but that's just vulgar and somewhat rude

Wow, Blade, what's with all the hate for the Aussies?

[ChobiChibi]

I just got ID'd for a 12. Made my day XD Worth it for all the Xmen films for £8.

[Cynder]

I just got ID'd for a 12. Made my day XD Worth it for all the Xmen films for £8.

Jesus christ... Seriously? Overboard~

Wow, all of them for that much? I've only seen the newest one, but I want to see the rest now xD

[Toucan Sundae]

I just got ID'd for a 12.

Really? For a twelve?! A twelve is more or less a PG with one reference to sex in it. Or one sexual innuendo. Or a tiny bit of blood. And this is in the same country where anyone of any age can buy matches.

[Blademaster]

Says the guy that's never been there

I don't know the name of this fallacy, but I know it's a fallacy.

I don't need to visit a sewage treatment plant to know it stinks like shit. I don't need to visit a volcano to know it's hot, unstable, and dangerous. I don't need to drive a sports car with a pro-KKK sticker on the bumper and Vanilla Ice blaring out the speakers into Harlem at midnight to know I'm going to die.

...Your jokes weren't funny the first time. Why would you assume them to be funny now?

You live in Australia. You're not expected to laugh at it.

Which is ironic considering you live in one of the maybe 3 places on that continent that isn't a hellhole.

Wow, Blade, what's with all the hate for the Aussies?

I don't hate Aussies. I hate the rock they live on because every Goddamn thing on that continent wants you dead.

[Asilynne]

I don't know the name of this fallacy, but I know it's a fallacy.

I don't need to visit a sewage treatment plant to know it stinks like shit. I don't need to visit a volcano to know it's hot, unstable, and dangerous. I don't need to drive a sports car with a pro-KKK sticker on the bumper and Vanilla Ice blaring out the speakers into Harlem at midnight to know I'm going to die.

Oh you're right, I mean, who could love Australia, what with their beaches,



shopping,



history,



culture and art,



festivals,



wineries,







It's obviously unlivable.

[woz]

but its full of australians

[abunaidesu]

Oh you're right, I mean, who could love Australia, what with their beaches,



shopping,



history,



culture and art,



festivals,



wineries,







It's obviously unlivable.

good god, i cant believe california doesnt have any of this!!

[Leon-IH]

I don't hate Aussies. I hate the rock they live on because every Goddamn thing on that continent wants you dead.

The things in the water are way more deadly than the things on the land, we even locked up the serial killers so the land is pretty safe unless you go stomping in grassy areas pissing off snakes (or turn over rocks, pissing off spiders).

Wombats won't kill you, just fyi - though you may suffer some abrasions or mild leg injuries from one if you annoy it.

[mattbcl]

At the rate this conversation is going, I'm less inclined to think Australia will kill the average person and more inclined to think it's got special plans for Blade personally. Maybe he's just more attuned to that, you know, survival instinct and everything.

Not to be a Nazi about it (heil Heald), but does anyone else think the topic has drifted a little bit?

[Oslo]

I just got ID'd for a 12. Made my day XD Worth it for all the Xmen films for £8.

One time at work I was about to serve a woman a beer and my paranoid boss made me ID her. Turned out she was 40... and she looked it, to be honest. She was flattered; I was embarrassed.

[shazza]

What's going on in here, mates?

[Blademaster]

It's obviously unlivable.

Glad we're in agreement.

Also hi shazza.

[Samchu]

I got ID'd to see Paul at the cinemas. For any non-Brits you have to be 15 to watch that movie. I'm 22. If I go to a gay bar I don't get ID'd but at a straight bar or a store I will be ID'd 90% of the time.

Stores over here have also started implementing a rule where if you by alcohol and someone is with you, they must also present their ID. That sad thing is that I have seen teenagers too stupid to simply leave their underage friend outside the store whilst they buy the alcohol. This generation is our future...

[DarkestLight]

Stores over here have also started implementing a rule where if you by alcohol and someone is with you, they must also present their ID. That sad thing is that I have seen teenagers too stupid to simply leave their underage friend outside the store whilst they buy the alcohol. This generation is our future...

*Claps-this has been started in NYC too, and dumbasses are incredibly unable to follow this simple logic.*

[Drago]

Not to be a Nazi about it (heil Heald), but does anyone else think the topic has drifted a little bit?

The thing is, it's still interesting discussion, which makes it okay in my book. Unless the OP isn't keen on it, of course.

[Leon-IH]

I saw this picture and was reminded of this topic.

[shazza]

I love my country.

[Blademaster]

Was gonna post it way back there, but it wasn't needed.

Still, at least now that pic's in a more accessible place than it was before.

[mvtm]

I joined at 12, now i am 22. Well pretty much i still look younger. Just a year of college left and then i will do a postgraduate somewhere abroad Venezuela. Heh, time passes so quickly, i bet some of you are even married!!

[Gavin Luper]

If I have facial hair, I don't get carded. When I shave... I get carded.

I got asked for ID last year when I went to buy a pizza in a pub.

I was 22 at the time.

Also, pizza is not alcoholic.

I love my country.

Shazza, this is amazing and is basically an exact representation of my hometown, except we are too small to have trains, so replace the train with a bare expanse of gravel and grass.

Also, Blade, stop hating on my country, jerk.

[DarkestLight]

o.O That map/../IS EXACTLY WHY I WANNA GO THERE! I cold fill up that "Nothing" with Excavations ABOUND! Are you SHITTING ME! >_< This is happening.

[Whitlea]

I'm 20 but I act 14 if it helps? D:

[Mew Master]

I personally like this map... because it's funny.