What about removing facebook?

Magmar and Gavin: My cheeks hurt for so much laughing at those last posts. And you made a lot of names go through my mind while reading your posts (Sigmund Freud, Brutus Frederik Skinner, Albert Bandura, Ivan Pavlov, ugh, so many...)

Classtoise: I can't believe you've somehow gone through the same situation I have (in my case, My uncle died of alcohol abuse, my grandpa is almost on the same route, and I have to endure every weekend and then my parents heated argues when they're both drunk).

In a way, I also have to agree with you on people using comments like that as an excuse to not trying to overcome their habits

-Smoker: I hate people who suicide
-A friend of mine: But smoking is suicidal too
-Smoker: Of course not
-Friend: You are ruining your lungs, your teeth, you can have cancer, and your doing it yourself
-Smoker: suicide and smoking are two different things.
-Friend: sighs

Oh, and a sarcastic one I heard somewhere: "Smoking kills slowly. It's okay, I'm not in a hurry"