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    Default Twisted Wishes v.11 (LV Approved)

    Welcome to Twisted Wishes v.11

    What happens is, the first person will make a wish...

    I wish my soda wasn't warm.

    Then the next person tries to twist that wish to warp what the first person receives. Then he/she posts a new wish...

    Granted. Now it's boiling!

    I wish I was the king of the world.

    And the process continues to repeat itself.

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    I'll start.

    I wish to become a farmer.

    EDIT:
    Adding the links to the previous versions of the game.

    https://www.pokemasters.net/forums/s...ad.php?t=13538 (1)
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    Default Re: Twisted Wishes v.11 (LV Approved)

    Granted, you become a moisture farmer on Tatooine. Your days are spent trying to find water, defending yourself from Tusken Raiders (a/k/a Sand People) attacks, stopping Jawas from stealing your equipment, and scraping together enough money to pay your monthly tribute to Jabba the Hutt.

    I wish Darth Vader survived the ending of Return of the Jedi.
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    Granted, but his survival turns the ending of Return of the Jedi into a sad one, as everyone else except for him is killed before the ending, leaving it with ominous evil cackles.

    I wish I could fix the D-Pad on my 3DS so that it would function correctly again.
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    Default Re: Twisted Wishes v.11 (LV Approved)

    Gradntied, but NECT YOU R COMOuepy
    tert keyborfdachd buttonse bget brokenrteak like tihs.

    I wish being a TPMer was considered very attractive amongst women.

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    Granted but being a TPMer makes you extremely hated by other men to the point that just seeing you causes them to beat you up.

    I wish to possess the power of a god?
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    Granted. You end up possessing the power of a useless stone idol as you are permanently turned to stone.

    I wish there was a real life version of Captain Planet who would speak to all of Donald Trump's allies and show them the consequences of allying with Trump.
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    Default Re: Twisted Wishes v.11 (LV Approved)

    Granted. Captain Planet will play a game of Sequence with them.

    I wish Sailor Moon was the queen of Sweden.

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    Granted but her presence in Sweden causes a ton of monsters to attack Sweden, which leads to the government removing Sailor Moon from office and kicking her out of the country.

    I wish to own a talking cat.
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    Granted. You end up becoming the new owner of a cat that mimics everything you say, eventually annoying you to the point of getting rid of the cat.

    I wish there was a drink that would cause people to simultaneously hop and hiccup uncontrollably for several days after having just one glass of the drink (like what happened to Barney Rubble in The Flintstones episode Invisible Barney before he became invisible).
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    Granted, but it only affects cavemen.

    I wish Knight of Time made an ice hockey -related wish next time in this game.

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    Granted but his wish contains so many hockey puns that he is permanently sent to the penalty box.

    I wish for one year only, that all sport players play a different sport (i.e. baseball players play hockey, hockey players play basketball, et al).
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    Granted, but they all struggle to play the foreign sports, causing all the major sports leagues to cancel their seasons for the year.

    I wish a breakout Finnish star would help the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup (you wanted me to make an ice hockey wish, Mikachu? Here you go Finny-boy).
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    Default Re: Twisted Wishes v.11 (LV Approved)

    Granted. Toronto Maple Leafs will have my friend from Porin Ässät after he turns 20. After the win, he brings Lord Stanley's Cup here to my town. Too bad I and his little brother do a small prank on everyone and we take Lord Stanley's Cup and switch it to my Super Mario Bros. mug and send the Mario mug back to Canada.

    I wish to be able to make a complete series of books, partly re-translated collector's edition of DC comics from English to Finnish.

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    Granted but due to a lack of interest, the comics are completely worthless, so you essentially wasted your time translating the comics.

    I wish the next Spider-Man movie would introduce Black Cat and a proper Scorpion.
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    Granted, but they end up only having cameos just before the end of the movie.

    I wish Timmy Turner's wish to not age for 50 years never happened (bad Timmy!).
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    Granted. Too bad your wish inspired Mikachu Yukitatsu to watch Fairly Odd Parents and he became so big fan of the series, and Mikachu forgot about Pokemon and other anime altogether.

    I wish to obtain a Ring of Power so I could rule over the Nordic Countries (Finland, Sweden, Norway, Denmark, perhaps Iceland too) with it.

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    Granted but the ring causes you to become mad with power, which leads to the rest of the world having you assassinated, causing your reign of terror to last all of 72 hours.

    I wish Coca Cola and Pepsi would combine to form one company.
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    Granted. The new company mixes the two drinks to make one single drink, but when they share it with the general public, the majority of people end up hating the drink combination due to each one simultaneously overpowering the taste of the other, eventually causing the company to go out of business and stop making drinks altogether.

    I wish someone would make a clone of Donald Trump minus the huge ego so that the clone could try to talk some sense into the original, like making him accept his 2020 election loss once and for all.
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    Default Re: Twisted Wishes v.11 (LV Approved)

    Granted, but then another clone, i.e. third Donald Trump comes around and he's even dumber that the first one.

    I wish to find a perfect candidate to vote for in the Finnish regional elections this Sunday.
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    Granted, but your perfect candidate dies five minutes after winning the election, causing the worst possible candidate to sweep in and win the position.

    I wish a vampire and werewolf would merge together to form a vampwolf.
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    Granted. You end up turning into a vampire, while at the same time Mikachu ends up turning into a werewolf, then moments later a mysterious force ends up pulling you into Finland and merging the two of you together, making the two of you become a vampwolf.

    I wish SpongeBob SquarePants was smarter.
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    Granted, but to compensate this, Mizuno Ami from Sailor Moon becomes stupid, making the senshi very vulnerable when it comes to fighting evil.

    I wish to become a diplomat.

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    Granted, you become the Finnish Ambassador to Latveria. On your first diplomatic mission their, you are killed by Dr. Doom because you looked at him the wrong way.

    I wish the military would stop harassing the Incredible Hulk.
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