New Mock Battle
ĄCareful Elf BaddieĄ
VS
۞Assylimp۞
Round Nineteen
. . .Arena. . .
The 10th hole (why 10th?!) of a golf course, complete with sand trap and water hazard in the shape of a swan. Swans are pretty. We were forced to come here for whatever reason and got bored, thus the battle. However boring people who actually like golf are still playing, so there is a one in four chance that someones pokemon will get hit by a stray ball (or a carefully aimed ball, take your pick). On top of that, its raining (Thanks a lot Psyduck, you bitch) so the ground is soggy and the sand trap is all muddy. Good luck getting out if you fall in.
. . .Important Info. . .
♪DQ Time: N/A
♪Banned Attacks: OHKO's, Direct Non-Damaging Healing Moves
♪Toxic Rises by 1 increment every turn (Current: 7)
ﮗRain Dance in Effectﮗ
. . .Pre-Round Stats. . .
Careful Elf Baddie

Cacnea (m)
16%HP,
22%EP
Miracle Eye was cast 6 rounds ago
Teeter Dance~Sucker Punch~Synthesis
VS
Assylimp

Psyduck (f)
25%HP,
32%EP
Mimiced Needle Arm 2 rounds ago
Toxic-ed (8% this round)
Yawn~Psychic~Brick Break
And so round nineteen begins, damn this is a long battle. I stood under an umbrella amidst a gaggle of hardcore golfers pretending to be interested in the game, when really I was secretly reffing a pokemon battle that was going on a bit down the field. I seriously dont know why we havent been kicked out yet, but whatever! The horribly parodied versions of myself and my friend Elf were beginning to shout orders to their pokemon. Looks like its game on again.
Cacnea nods at its master as it begins its
Teeter Dance(
-2%EP), balancing precariously on one spiky toe and beginning to spin around, dipping alarmingly towards the ground before rising up again as it spins. Thats enough to confuse itself and Psyduck, and me just on the sheer physics of such a dance. Psyduck is confused, but still
Yawns(
-2%EP) , as if bored with such a ridiculous display.
Cacnea starts feeling sleepy but still manages to stay awake for this next move. Unfortunately though, its too confused from its dance to realise there arent two Psyducks on the field and stumbles toward the one that isnt there trying to
Sucker Punch(
-4%EP) it. When its punch connects with nothing, it hits the ground with a thud. Thats when sleep catches up to the poor cactus. As her foe dozes off Psyduck's head is spinning but she still manages to pull off a
Psychic, however since her judgement is a bit off from the confusion she decides that picking up one of the golf spectators was a good idea and expends more energy than necissary(
-12%EP). The spectator is dropped, kicking and screaming, upon the sleeping Cacnea(
-6%HP) as security is called. We'd better make this quick.
Cacnea snorts in its sleep as the spectator gets up, nursing a sore ass. And then he runs away screaming as a quacking Psyduck runs full out towards them, her flippered wing held high as she prepares to
Brick Break (
-8%EP) the Cacnea. But she trips over a shoe the spectator lost and runs into Cacnea instead, getting a bit hurt by his spines(
-2%HP-3%HP). As the round ends, Toxic once again takes its toll on the poor dazed Psyduck (
-8%HP). Hurry up guys security is on its way!!
. . .End Round Stats. . .
Careful Elf Baddie

Cacnea (m)
7%HP,
16%EP
Miracle Eye was cast 7 rounds ago
Sleeping like a sharp spiky baby
VS
Assylimp

Psyduck (f)
15%HP,
10%EP
Mimiced Needle Arm 3 rounds ago
Toxic-ed (9% next round)
. . .Special Notes. . .
♪Sudden Death! Security will be here after the next turn.
♪I flipped a coin for sleep/confusion/golfball success rates.
♪Both pokemon are now free from confusion.
♪Careful Elf Baddie was severly scolded by the ref for trying to use a banned move (Synthesis).
♪Psyducks momentum made the failed Brick Break do a third of the damage of the successful attack would have.
♪Rain Dance wasnt given a duration so I assume its a constant effect.
♪Golf Sucks.
~Assylimp to attack next!~